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Step right up, Maller Militia! The Sunday circus is back, and America’s Favorite Homeless Guy, Billy Blanks, AKA Weedman Hippie, returns to invade the Fifth Hour mailbag! On today’s Drive-Thru menu: missing Militia legends, Big Daddy from Memphis awkwardness, 200 years of free chips with a ghoulish…

The Fifth Hour: Fix It Maller
Another day, another mechanical middle finger! On this Fifth Hour, Ben revisits the Greybeard Fonzie Fix before unloading on a Maller Mobile headlight fiasco that triggered automotive PTSD. From mechanical stupidity to historical nonsense, Marco Polo gets busted for pasta fraud, while a Founding Fa…

The Fifth Hour: The Anti-Momentum Maller Manifesto
Momentum is a scam! Sports' favorite imaginary friend. The Bigfoot of athletics. Everybody swears they've seen it. Nobody can produce a body. Enough already! Benny unleashes The Anti-Momentum Manifesto in a therapeutic Fifth Hour rant before tackling more of life's absurdities.From "For He's a Joll…

The Fifth Hour: BLIND LEADING THE BLIND
Blind Scott from Boston has hijacked the Sunday Fifth Hour Mailbag! The legendary Maller Militia wackadoodle makes his debut as Benny's celebrity sidekick from the North End of Bean Town on a supersonic joyride through the absurd. On the Maller menu: mysterious pants bulges, getting Joe Rogan money…

The Fifth Hour: Iron Mike & Sticks
Fire up the Hot Tub Time Machine! The factory of pod is back in business with a tribute to Iron Mike Ditka! Ben revisits zany caller Doc Mike’s wild Chicago steakhouse encounters with the Bears legend, then reveals his own failed attempts to get Ditka on this podcast, landing Iron Mike alongside Ma…

The Fifth Hour: Levitating with Benny Radio
Forget Kevin Bacon. Benny Radio is apparently two degrees from Dua Lipa, and all it took was a baseball game and a guy dressed like a traffic cone! On this edition of The Fifth Hour, Ben reveals how a random Yankees playoff game, a homemade taco feast, and the legendary Marlins Man somehow turned i…

The Fifth Hour: The Doc and the Lucky Charm
Ben Maller does a belly-whopper into the deep end of the mailbag, where good judgment goes to die. The Wheel of Maller Militia Legends lands on Doc Mike from Chicago and Mike the Leprechaun from the Commonwealth. Doc isn’t a real doctor—he just plays one on the radio and podcasts—but his résumé inc…

The Fifth Hour: Benny Big Pumpkin
Benny Radio is back in the podcast dojo, providing the marginal weekend podcast content America never requested. The mind of Maller goes helter-skelter: MLB broadcasters get yearly emotional goodbye shows while overnight radio keeps spinning plates until someone builds the Panama Canal. Plus, a pub…

The Fifth Hour: Where have you gone Verbal Octagon™
Something has gone missing from the overnight airwaves—and a listener in Ohio wants answers. On the Friday Fifth Hour, Benny Radio investigates the disappearing Sweet Science of verbal boxing, taking the Maller Mobile down Memory Lane to revisit legendary audio heavyweights in the Verbal Octagon™. …

The Fifth Hour: Benny Island Life Mailbag
Against the advice of medical professionals and several respected audio engineers, Ben Maller crawls back into the remote audio sweatshop for another fresh Fifth Hour. Robbie the Mariners Fan checks in from Sasquatch Country, while Weedman Hippie beams in from the South Florida sunshine. The Mail B…