What's that? You thought we'd abandoned this project? As if! Here's a little tip for any prospective podcasters out there: SCARCITY is the NAME of the GAME. You don't want to leave your audience too fat and satisfied. Leave them wanting more. 

It's been nearly a year to the day since our last episode dropped, and guess what? Demand has never been higher. Alisdair had to leave the country because he was being hounded by fans on a daily basis. Not to say that we don't appreciate you - you're the blimmin' lifeblood of the industry - but the poor wee guy just couldn't take it. He's at a wellness retreat in Santa Barbara right now just trying to put himself back together after he saw the sheer volume of Wattpad stories written about him.

Anyway, some housekeeping: audio goes to shit in the last 10, but honestly props to you if you get that far. Cheers to the Twilight cast and crew for stopping by for this one.