Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with banter about catchphrases, a zoo slide mishap and painful “ouch my privates” stories, including Meg’s flying fox incident and a caller’s pole-dancing injury. They cover scandal headlines about Justin Timberlake’s “boots and cats” noises and Nickelodeon slime’s edible recipe, react to the leaders’ debate chaos, and discuss an ASOS hack by asking what people wouldn’t want leaked. The team plays Easy Money, reviews the New York Times’ top TV shows, and recommends Celebrity Traitors UK. They share a 1958 list of ways to find a husband, crown the Scotch Finger over the Tim Tam, take calls on occupations to avoid dating, feature psychic medium John Edward reading for a listener, and end debating whether it’s weird to sleep in your parents’ bed.

00:31 Show Teasers And Slogans

01:43 Zoo Slide Disaster

04:58 Ouch My Privates Calls

09:41 Scandal Headlines 

11:50 Leaders Debate Chaos

18:42 Worst Leak Confessions

22:11 Easy Money Letter 

24:29 Top TV Shows Countdown

34:10 Books By Boomers Dating Tips

37:54 Biscuit Battle Begins

42:16 Dakota Johnson Dating

44:08 Never Date Again Jobs

47:24 Easy Money

49:17 John Edward

53:45 Nice to Each other - olivia dean tickets

58:52 Hit The Spot Picks

01:03:10 Parents Bed Debate