Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with stories from MKTO and a chaotic fairy-and-pirate festival, then argue over whether it’s “unorthodox” for a guy to ride passenger while his partner drives. Scandal covers Celine Dion’s first live performance in six years, Saint West’s “that’s light” flex, Chris Rock wanting another Madagascar, and Benny Blanco’s “marathon” claim. They prank-talk “permission” ordering at restaurants, crown Flats Idol winners for RnV tickets, react to Auckland’s CRL opening fire delay, share party-ruining moments, and read a DM from a couple seeking a surrogate. Plus: celebrity lookalikes, Warriors jinx bunker talk, Easy Money, and wild coincidence calls.

00:00 Morning Banter Kickoff

01:46 Fairy Pirate Festival

05:02 Passenger Princess Argument

10:43 Celine Dion Returns

12:57 Mean Girlfriend Prank

14:45 Naughty Car Park Mystery

17:25 Flats Idol Recap Voting

20:14 Easy Money 

24:56 CRL Opening Fire Drama

27:31 What Spoiled The Party

32:15 Surrogacy DM 

38:38 Madagascar Reboot Talk

39:45 Outrageous Claims Debate

45:09 Celebrity Lookalike Roast

53:51 Easy Money 

55:46 Flight of the Conchords Giveaway

57:42 Warriors Jinx Bunker Plan

01:01:19 Flats Idol Winner 

01:05:29 School Run Perspective Shift

01:08:44 Beat That Coincidence Stories