We’re spiraling over what our lives are actually worth. Would you shave a year off your clock for a million bucks? Clint’s got a specific "retirement" number that’s borderline offensive, Dan’s planning his life as a dangerous billionaire, and we unpack an influencer’s absolute DM meltdown. It gets deep, messy, and very expensive.

• 00:00 – The $1 Million button: Trading life for cash

• 01:50 – Clint’s weird premonition about dying at 62

• 03:05 – Dan’s toast break and the $10 Million "Job Quitting" number

• 04:25 – The Teleportation Gamble: Instant death or $10 Million?

• 05:50 – Dan’s secret spot in the Kaimai Ranges

• 07:45 – If Dan was a billionaire: Paying Meg to fart in the boss’s face

• 09:30 – James Charles' influencer meltdown: "No bitch, get a job"

• 11:55 – Clint’s sponsor child Ali-Ali Jumma and the "Goat" charity gift