We are spiraling today after a listener's story about a coworker who took "cleaning the office bathroom" to a whole new level of illegal. Plus, we’re checking in on Clint’s financial glow-up from five years ago—let’s just say his bank account and his "investment" pool have some explaining to do. You are not ready for the crack pipe plot twist!

• 01:12 – The problem with generic self-help podcasts.

• 04:35 – Clint’s 5-year financial update: From saver to spender.

• 06:40 – The Tesla obsession and buying Nvidia shares.

• 08:50 – Does more money actually equal more happiness?.

• 10:15 – Clint’s $100,000 pool drama and why the bank said no.

• 11:55 – Fired or Not: The crack-smoking cleaner.