We’re downing McDonald’s pickle juice for "medical reasons" and it’s every bit as chaotic as it sounds. Things take a real turn when Dan opens up about his solo mum, leading to a heartfelt moment that’ll actually make you tear up. We wrap it all up with a bizarre deep dive into what life would be like if we all had video-game stats floating above our heads.

01:30 – Tasting the McDonald’s Pickle Juice Relief Tonic

07:45 – Is pickle juice the secret to period pain relief?

07:45 – Dan’s "male equivalent" of a period: The first pube

10:00 – Would you keep your kid's teeth as jewellery?

12:30 – Clint’s emotional message and the power of a good dad

15:00 – Shout out to the solo parents (and the "effectively solo" ones)

18:15 – The Hypothetical: What life stat do you want to see above people's heads?

20:45 – Dan’s obsession with a "bathroom urgency" meter