We’re spiralling.  Dan’s old diary entries have resurfaced, and it turns out he was a massive hater about Nick’s girlfriend back in the day—calling her a "skank" and a "sloth" after only 24 hours! Plus, we try to settle the ultimate group chat debate: have we had more pints or more tugs in our lifetime? The math gets dusty, the HR department is worried about our cereal lockers, and Dan tries to eat a dry Weet-Bix live on air. It’s chaos, it’s petty, and Dan’s libido is officially a topic of national concern.

• 00:00 – The Taylor Swift Melbourne trip betrayal.
• 01:54 – Dan’s Diary: The "Skank" girlfriend entry.
• 04:30 – The Pop-up Headlight "Fatty" incident.
• 05:40 – The Dry Weet-Bix Challenge begins.
• 07:20 – HR Intervention: The cereal-filled locker scandal.
• 09:30 – The Math: Pints vs. Tugs debate.
• 12:15 – 15 Beers a weekend? Clint’s habits under fire.
• 14:20 – Meg’s "Wodka" nightmare and Dan’s low libido.