We’re having a bit of an existential crisis today after some massive bombshells dropped!  Dan’s been digging through his old high school diaries and it is honestly tragic—we're talking "pizza for dinner" immediately after a failed workout. But things get real messy when Dan reveals he knows a massive secret about a friend's partner being on Tinder. Do we tell her and cause absolute chaos, or just mind our own business? Plus, we unpack some of the wildest local side-hustles that are definitely giving "scam" energy. You are not ready for how much we spiral in this one!

• 00:00 – Clint’s 41st birthday and the "haggard" host debate.
• 01:50 – Vietnam gets eliminated from the listener jar.
• 02:30 – Dan’s 2003 diary: The 9.4kg weight gain and the pizza diet.
• 04:15 – High school tuck shop nostalgia and the legendary meat pies.
• 06:20 – The Tinder Dilemma: Should Dan tell his friend she’s being cheated on?
• 10:30 – The "scalp-burning" hairdresser and why you shouldn't trust amateurs.
• 12:15 – The $60 grocery shopping side-hustle that’s confusing everyone.
• 14:10 – Dan’s embarrassing supermarket run with Producer Carl.