I’m genuinely worried about Clint. He’s trying to “science” his way into his wife’s pants with a mid-morning text, so we put it to the test live on air. Let’s just say Meg’s husband had a very… efficient response. You aren't ready for the "helicopter" analogy—it’s pure chaos.

• 00:00 – The merch competition update: Who’s left in the mixer?

• 01:15 – Portugal, Pele, and a very awkward racial blunder.

• 02:20 – "The Text That Gets Sex": Clint’s morning experiment.

• 04:30 – Meg texts her husband "Let’s pleasure each other tonight."

• 06:05 – The Helicopter Analogy: Dan and Clint get graphic.

• 08:50 – AI Dilemma: Would you opt-in to "Truth Link"?

• 10:45 – Dan uses his "filter" (and then immediately breaks it).

• 12:10 – The verdict on Meg's husband's response.