Sorry no video pod today! We’re spiraling into some heavy moral territory today, and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever look at Dan’s wife, Hannah, the same way again. We tackle the ultimate "Trolley Problem"—would you sacrifice 50 innocent people to save your own child, or in Dan’s case, save him from a literal train wreck? 

Plus, we’re unpacking a listener's absolute disaster of a trip to Amsterdam. From accidentally becoming "disabled" by a brownie to hallucinating that schoolgirls in McDonald's are plotting against you, it’s a chaotic cautionary tale you have to hear to believe.

• 00:00 – Gym fails: The "running thing" and the "dumbbells with handles".
• 02:45 – The "Thick" debate: Is it a compliment or an insult? 
• 03:40 – Hannah’s moral compass: Supermarket snitching and found cash.
• 05:45 – The Train Dilemma: 50 people vs. your own child.
• 07:55 – Hannah on the line: Would she save Dan from the tracks?
• 10:15 – Amsterdam Allegations: The brownie that sent Liam to the hospital.
• 12:20 – Mushroom madness: Why you shouldn’t go to McDonald's on a trip.
• 15:00 – Vending machine secrets: Matt and Summer join the booth.
• 18:15 – Friday's Fast Track keyword and the country elimination game.