Welcome to maths class where the logic is completely made up and our calculator apps are clearly broken. We tackle a brutal listener hypothetical: you get $200,000 for every 5kg you instantly put on. Sounds like an easy win, but it took us five solid minutes of screaming, wild recalculations, and total brain meltdowns just to figure out the math. If you want to feel incredibly smart about your own basic arithmetic, you're going to love this absolute trainwreck of an episode.

• 00:00 – The World Cup of Countries: Down to the final two!

• 01:03 – Radio's biggest backstage legal battle.

• 02:02 – Meg’s "suggested" anger management class.

• 04:05 – Mailbox: A shoutout from Switzerland.

• 05:01 – Clint maps out his future geriatric soccer career.

• 07:44 – Maths Class: The weight-gain hypothetical that broke our brains.