We’re getting way too personal today! From Dan being told he needs a sex coach (rude) to Meg’s accidental "diagnosis" on a Lord of the Rings tour, we are truly a bunch of misfits. Clint’s got a winking problem that’s getting him in trouble with the boss, and Dan’s 15-year-old self is back with a dramatic dinosaur poem that is scientifically... questionable. You aren’t ready for the chaos.

• 00:38 – The Mailbag: Does Dan need a sex coach?
• 02:18 – Clint’s winking problem and "cutting people in half"
• 03:45 – Clint’s childhood 360-degree spinning tic
• 04:55 – Meg’s LOTR tour confession
• 05:38 – Dan’s "toe-walking" and the autism link
• 07:44 – The Dinosaur Poem: A dramatic reading from Dan’s diary
• 09:30 – Fact-checking 15-year-old Dan’s leaf statistics
• 11:15 – Guess the Fart: A tragic failure