We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want—but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it’s too late!

• 00:00 – The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast.

  00:46 – A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show.

  01:14 – Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts.

  01:51 – Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening.

  02:44 – Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase.

  03:22 – Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen).

  04:12 – Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off.

  04:54 – Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team.

  05:54 – Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.