I’m still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor after this one. We sat down with Katjia, a former accountant who traded spreadsheets for the life of a professional girlfriend, and the numbers she’s pulling are actually insane. From $2,500 dinner dates to a $75,000 five-night getaway, she’s revealing exactly what happens behind closed doors (including why some clients end up falling in love). Plus, we settle the ultimate debate: producer Neps takes over for a final, chaotic round of Guess the Fart.

0:00 – Guess the Fart: Neps’ Last Stand (I will always be proud of this)
4:30 – Meet Katjia: From Accountant to Professional Girlfriend
6:15 – The $2,500 Dinner Date
9:40 – Catching Feels: Dating the Clients
12:30 – Why She’ll Never Quit for Love
15:10 – The $75,000 Five-Night Gig
17:45 – Dealing with the Haters & Married Men