Clint and Meg catch Meg doing the absolute furthest thing from radio prep during the ad breaks, drooling over an insanely expensive, hyper-specific piece of cast iron cookware. This leads the crew down a rabbit hole of their most bougie possessions and what they would grab first if their houses were burning down to avoid ultimate post-fire embarrassment. Plus, Dan gets caught in a massive lie about an "exotic" item sitting in his bedside table, a listener asks for dating app advice regarding flatpack garden furniture, and producer Carl’s daughter Goldie gives her blunt review of the show.