The team opens up the mailbag to confront a listener named Logan from Taupo who claims Dan sleeps with a nightlight in a single bed, leading to an intense, live call-out. Things take a wild turn when the crew debates proper urinal etiquette (featuring fly stickers and football goal cakes) before diving into a horrifying "topdecking" flatting story.

Plus, Melbourne listener Tatiana calls out Dan's use of the word "babe" and reminds everyone of Clint’s infamous, cringe-inducing spice rub jingle. Meg, Dan, and Clint relive the time Meg bought 60 jars of fancy meat rub for just 7 cents each, leading to a hilarious live jingle showdown. Finally, the trio plays another round of Guess the Fart and caps off the episode with Meg's AI-generated R&B track!