The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.

The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.

The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan

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Catchup on The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. All the best bits every week with podcast exclusive content and some extra fun stuff!

Catchup on The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. All the best bits every week with podcast exclusive content and some extra fun stuff!

The Clint, Meg & Dan Podcast

MUNDANE MEET-CUTES - Dan's Bromantic Fiction: Kebabs... or tacos...?

We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want—but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it’s too late!


00:00 – The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast.

00:46 – A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show. 01:14 – Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts.


01:51 – Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening. 

02:44 – Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase. 

03:22 – Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen). 

04:12 – Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off. 

04:54 – Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team. 

05:54 – Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.

 

We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want&mdash;but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it&rsquo;s too late!
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00:00 &ndash; The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast.
00:46 &ndash; A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show. 
01:14 &ndash; Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts.
01:51 &ndash; Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening. 
02:44 &ndash; Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase. 
03:22 &ndash; Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen). 
04:12 &ndash; Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off. 
04:54 &ndash; Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team. 
05:54 &ndash; Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.
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 OVERTHINKERS clints getting deported...

Clint, Meg and Dan tease an embargoed tour announcement, chat a stacked NZ concert calendar, and Clint reveals a new Japan-inspired tattoo. In “More or Less,” they compare Spotify streams for solo artists versus their former bands (including Beyoncé/Destiny’s Child and Harry Styles/One Direction). Scandal headlines cover Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell praising Harry Styles, plus Niall Horan on the 1D group chat. Listeners win giveaways, discuss holiday-ruining mishaps, and try cracking the Neutrogena vault. The big reveal: Post Malone returns to New Zealand (21 Oct). The episode also features Dan’s Diary, tattoo regret calls, and a debate about nurses being the biggest partiers.

00:00 Morning Show Kickoff

01:34 Clints New Tattoo Story

02:24 Japan Trip Inspiration

04:17 More or Less Streams

07:31 Scandal Headlines

10:13 First Caller Nikki

13:05 Enhanced Games Madness

17:47 Overthinkers Podcast Plug

20:38 Take The Edge Off Call

22:52 Holiday Ruined Stories

34:20 Off Campus hype

38:08 In Laws watch fails

38:47 Scandal headlines

27:01 Neutrogena vault guess

43:13 Wedding surname games

49:58 Post Malone announced

52:21 Take The Edge Off win

54:04 Hit the spot tease 

55:37 Dans Diary chaos

59:37 Tattoo regret hotline

01:03:41 Nurses party stereotype

01:10:05 Enhanced Games tease

Clint, Meg and Dan tease an embargoed tour announcement, chat a stacked NZ concert calendar, and Clint reveals a new Japan-inspired tattoo. In &ldquo;More or Less,&rdquo; they compare Spotify streams for solo artists versus their former bands (including Beyonc&eacute;/Destiny&rsquo;s Child and Harry Styles/One Direction). Scandal headlines cover Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell praising Harry Styles, plus Niall Horan on the 1D group chat. Listeners win giveaways, discuss holiday-ruining mishaps, and try cracking the Neutrogena vault. The big reveal: Post Malone returns to New Zealand (21 Oct). The episode also features Dan&rsquo;s Diary, tattoo regret calls, and a debate about nurses being the biggest partiers.
00:00 Morning Show Kickoff
01:34 Clints New Tattoo Story
02:24 Japan Trip Inspiration
04:17 More or Less Streams
07:31 Scandal Headlines
10:13 First Caller Nikki
13:05 Enhanced Games Madness
17:47 Overthinkers Podcast Plug
20:38 Take The Edge Off Call
22:52 Holiday Ruined Stories
34:20 Off Campus hype
38:08 In Laws watch fails
38:47 Scandal headlines
27:01 Neutrogena vault guess
43:13 Wedding surname games
49:58 Post Malone announced
52:21 Take The Edge Off win
54:04 Hit the spot tease&nbsp;
55:37 Dans Diary chaos
59:37 Tattoo regret hotline
01:03:41 Nurses party stereotype
01:10:05 Enhanced Games tease

FULL SHOW 25k on what??

We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz.

To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool.


00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar.


00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing.


01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo.


01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate.


02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions).


03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert.


04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool?


05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments.


06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?

We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo&mdash;or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz.
To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool.
<ul>
<li>
00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar.
</li>
<li>
00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing.
</li>
<li>
01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo.
</li>
<li>
01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate.
</li>
<li>
02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions).
</li>
<li>
03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert.
</li>
<li>
04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool?
</li>
<li>
05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments.
</li>
<li>
06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?
</li>
</ul>

MUNDANE MEET-CUTES - Dan's Bromantic Fiction: Kebabs... or tacos...?

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