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Join Cal, Meg, and Dan as they kick off the show with, humor, and intriguing stories. In this episode, guest host Cal fills in for Clint, and the team dives into topics ranging from Lego collections to vocal stims and extreme cheapskates. They also explore whether booty calls can turn into relationships and test out tricks guys can do that might be considered sexy.



02:15 Cal chats Lego
05:31 Getting to Know Emily
11:46 Surprise Fries
14:19 Goldfish and Pets Discussion
26:19 Hearing Test Challenge
31:18 Whatcha Got? Segment
31:44 Top 10 Deadliest Animals
33:46 Trudeau or Hugh Grant?
35:10 Jurassic Park in Real Life?
36:32 ADHD and Vocal Stims
41:16 Booty Calls to Relationships
50:22 Extreme Cheapskates
01:01:22 Megan Markle's New Show Review
01:06:06 Sexy Tricks Guys Can Do

Zero humans participated in the creation of this podcast description... 
Join Cal, Meg, and Dan as they kick off the show with, humor, and intriguing stories. In this episode, guest host Cal fills in for Clint, and the team dives into topics ranging from Lego collections to vocal stims and extreme cheapskates. They also explore whether booty calls can turn into relationships and test out tricks guys can do that might be considered sexy.
 02:15 Cal chats Lego 05:31 Getting to Know Emily 11:46 Surprise Fries 14:19 Goldfish and Pets Discussion 26:19 Hearing Test Challenge 31:18 Whatcha Got? Segment 31:44 Top 10 Deadliest Animals 33:46 Trudeau or Hugh Grant? 35:10 Jurassic Park in Real Life? 36:32 ADHD and Vocal Stims 41:16 Booty Calls to Relationships 50:22 Extreme Cheapskates 01:01:22 Megan Markle's New Show Review 01:06:06 Sexy Tricks Guys Can Do

The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.

The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.

The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan

The Edge Breakfast

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Catchup on The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. All the best bits every week with podcast exclusive content and some extra fun stuff!

Catchup on The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. All the best bits every week with podcast exclusive content and some extra fun stuff!

The Clint, Meg & Dan Podcast

FULL SHOW #471 - My Cat's Big Boned...

I genuinely think we’ve hit a new low, but in the most scientific way possible. We sat down with "Fiber Daddy" Alan Lynn, the man who turned "fart maxing" into a viral sensation, to learn the literal recipe for the most potent farts known to man.

Things get incredibly competitive when Clint tries to prove his "Fart Monster" status on demand, and let’s just say the results were... lingering. From decibel meters to "stink ratings" from his own mother, Alan’s insights left us absolutely spiraling. You’re not ready for the "Trumpet" vs. the "Missile Fire."

00:30 – International Roll Call: Eliminating Spain and greeting our Japanese "Overthinkers."
02:15 – Meet Fiber Daddy: Introducing Alan Lynn and his viral "fart maxing" journey.
04:10 – The Fart Factor Index: Alan explains the science of volume vs. stench.
05:50 – Maternal Ratings: Why Alan’s mum is the ultimate judge of his "stink" experiments.
07:20 – The "Trumpet" Recording: Analyzing a real-world example of high-volume gas.
08:45 – Guess the Fart: The team tries to mimic the "Missile Fire" sound.
10:30 – Clint’s Live Failure: The high-pressure moment Clint couldn't deliver.
12:15 – Liquid Salad: How a fart-based brand became a legitimate health product.

I genuinely think we&rsquo;ve hit a new low, but in the most scientific way possible. We sat down with "Fiber Daddy" Alan Lynn, the man who turned "fart maxing" into a viral sensation, to learn the literal recipe for the most potent farts known to man.
Things get incredibly competitive when Clint tries to prove his "Fart Monster" status on demand, and let&rsquo;s just say the results were... lingering. From decibel meters to "stink ratings" from his own mother, Alan&rsquo;s insights left us absolutely spiraling. You&rsquo;re not ready for the "Trumpet" vs. the "Missile Fire."
00:30 &ndash; International Roll Call: Eliminating Spain and greeting our Japanese "Overthinkers." 02:15 &ndash; Meet Fiber Daddy: Introducing Alan Lynn and his viral "fart maxing" journey. 04:10 &ndash; The Fart Factor Index: Alan explains the science of volume vs. stench. 05:50 &ndash; Maternal Ratings: Why Alan&rsquo;s mum is the ultimate judge of his "stink" experiments. 07:20 &ndash; The "Trumpet" Recording: Analyzing a real-world example of high-volume gas. 08:45 &ndash; Guess the Fart: The team tries to mimic the "Missile Fire" sound. 10:30 &ndash; Clint&rsquo;s Live Failure: The high-pressure moment Clint couldn't deliver. 12:15 &ndash; Liquid Salad: How a fart-based brand became a legitimate health product.

OVERTHINKERS Fiber Daddy...

On The Edge Breakfast, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with banter about family routines and vote on a 6am throwback “Friday vibe” playlist song. They play a Shakespeare-themed “More or Less,” take calls about cleaning and awkward moments that look suspicious, and discuss Dan filming a coffee-spill reel that made it seem like he was doing the self-deed in his car. EZ Money contestants try for $10,000, and the producer diary recaps the week’s highlights. The episode’s biggest moment is a Truth Booth confession: “Janey” reveals she’s been having an affair with her child’s friend’s mum, prompting discussion about coming out later in life, including a caller sharing her dad came out after meeting a male nurse.


00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter
01:53 Friday Vibe Playlist Vote
14:02 First Caller of the Day
18:50 Naughty 6:40 
23:40 Not What It Looks Like...
27:03 EZ Money 
29:46 Warriors Our Year Hype
34:04 Flex Factor Auditions
39:01 Producer Diary Highlights
43:51 New Music Friday Picks
48:23 Girl Dads Bathroom Debate
57:21 EZ Money Challenge
59:35 Truth Booth 
01:06:40 Coming Out Later Stories

On The Edge Breakfast, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with banter about family routines and vote on a 6am throwback &ldquo;Friday vibe&rdquo; playlist song. They play a Shakespeare-themed &ldquo;More or Less,&rdquo; take calls about cleaning and awkward moments that look suspicious, and discuss Dan filming a coffee-spill reel that made it seem like he was doing the self-deed in his car. EZ Money contestants try for $10,000, and the producer diary recaps the week&rsquo;s highlights. The episode&rsquo;s biggest moment is a Truth Booth confession: &ldquo;Janey&rdquo; reveals she&rsquo;s been having an affair with her child&rsquo;s friend&rsquo;s mum, prompting discussion about coming out later in life, including a caller sharing her dad came out after meeting a male nurse.
 00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter 01:53 Friday Vibe Playlist Vote 14:02 First Caller of the Day 18:50 Naughty 6:40&nbsp; 23:40 Not What It Looks Like... 27:03 EZ Money&nbsp; 29:46 Warriors Our Year Hype 34:04 Flex Factor Auditions 39:01 Producer Diary Highlights 43:51 New Music Friday Picks 48:23 Girl Dads Bathroom Debate 57:21 EZ Money Challenge 59:35 Truth Booth&nbsp; 01:06:40 Coming Out Later Stories

FULL SHOW its our year!

We’re spiraling today, and honestly, it’s mostly Dan’s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he’d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you’d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge.

Things get even more intense when we have to decide who’s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it’s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You’re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit."

00:45 – Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners.
02:50 – Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan’s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take.
03:40 – Meg’s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons.
06:20 – The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle.
08:15 – Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities.
09:40 – The Knowledge Ring: Clint’s very "hands-on" approach to reading books.
12:15 – The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world.
15:30 – President Bella: Testing our leader’s basic space knowledge.

We&rsquo;re spiraling today, and honestly, it&rsquo;s mostly Dan&rsquo;s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he&rsquo;d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you&rsquo;d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge.
Things get even more intense when we have to decide who&rsquo;s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it&rsquo;s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You&rsquo;re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit."
00:45 &ndash; Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners. 02:50 &ndash; Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan&rsquo;s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take. 03:40 &ndash; Meg&rsquo;s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons. 06:20 &ndash; The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle. 08:15 &ndash; Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities. 09:40 &ndash; The Knowledge Ring: Clint&rsquo;s very "hands-on" approach to reading books. 12:15 &ndash; The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world. 15:30 &ndash; President Bella: Testing our leader&rsquo;s basic space knowledge.

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