Welcome back to the most Diva Dude that I know ... Diesel to the DDPC. The show originally was 1:15 minutes long, but since we are afraid of our mamas washing our mouths out with soap... we opted for a cleaner version, that would still keep us both employed.

We are unpacking the new "McDonald's Diet" a Myrtle Beach trash can that escaped to Ireland and will we be looking at a "Matthews/Feeny" ticket soon in California?