The Divas are unpacking a lot on today's show, just 48 hours and counting to Elyse's Five-day cruise. 

We jump straight in and talk about dating reviews, rules, and resentment when you put your boyfriend of three months on a 90-day probation. For those doing the math, that is equal to the time that you have been dating and you come to the table with a list of demands. 

We also discuss a weird proposition that Sherí received on the way to the restaurant to meet her date. Talk about shooting your shot and ending up forever as part of the Divas Dish Podcast Lexicon. 

We finally found a product review we turned down, because... well some things even we have the ability to say no to!

Also, the latest trend in makeup involves Sunny Days, Tickle Me Elmo Red Lip Gloss, and Abby Cadaddy Eyelashes. 

We announce that two of our favorite guest Divas will be back to fill in for Elyse next week, while she tests the limits of the "All Inclusive drink package" in the Caribbean 

Buckle up buttercup this is the podcast you've been waiting for!