S4E4 - Sharing My Gay Husband's Ass: Piano Lessons; XXXTRA HOT CLOSET ACTION

Andrew forgot that hot tea and hot quinoa in his already hot closet would make him even hotter, so he's mildly suffering from heat stroke in this one. Pair that with a book that's more vanilla than an enturtlenecked sexual encounter in the suburbs. Also we discover a conspiracy about the "author" t…

S4E3 - Violated By Monsters: The Merman School (the fish kind, not the educational kind)

This, our first episode recorded in 2018, is finally ready for your ears! We're back in the saddle, again (again), and ready to lull you off to creeped-outs-ville once more. Listen as we finally crack the mermaid anatomy dilemma, and figure out the punchline to, "What do you get when you cross a la…

S4E2 - Darkness Inside Me: XXXMas with Krampus; We're Back, Maybe!

I feel like every other episode I have to apologize for our terrible, terrible release schedule. I'm sorry. I truly am, I know it's bad, but we're here for you. We can nurture you in this time of need... Just trust in us. We'll keep you safe. Anyway, happy February, so in honor of this most auspici…

S4E1 - Kissing the Pink, Our Triumphant Return

Sorry. We didn't mean to take 6 weeks off from this. We're TERRIBLY sorry. So sowwy :( We need a punishment... A nice big spanking to show how SOWWY WE IS. This book doesn't have any DD/LG or BDSM stuff so I don't know why the description does. Life is just full of little mysteries isn't it? Kissi…

S3E9 - Pole Star; Strippers, Pastries, and Creme Patissiere Get NAUGHTY

Ok so. Like. Give us a break on this one ok? We're really sorry, and promise that there's a possibility that it won't happen again. We spent most (not being hyperbolic there) of this episode talking about a certain British Baking Show. Is it related to the book Pole Star? Tangentially, if at all. B…

S3E8 - A Class Full Of Naked Boys(18) At College; Gettin' Nasty With the Cast of Holes

We get REALLY nasty in this one. Please limit your consumption of all egg related products immediately before and after this one, because you legit might spew ur guts off. Don't say I didn't warn you. But anyway, this book was amazing, as you can probably tell, just from the title. Oops. Spoiler. N…

S3E7 - Pounded By The Handsome Zombie Elevator Who Is Also A Lawyer; M.I.L.L.E.N.N.I.A.L.S.

We've got a doozy of a tingler for ya this time, I really hope you like it. We went a bit avant garde with our performance this week, so don't be surprised if you have to go back to your Elevator Vore Addicts Anonymous Support group crying this week, because the three of us did. :( Pounded By The …

S3E6 - Parole Officer's B****h; Welcome to COCKTOBER or Selective Censorship

Hey Gang! Uploaded this one on time, technically! So suck it! And by it I mean the long, hard, arm of the law. This one's pretty fun, if you like minorities being taken advantage of by the prison industrial complex. What's that, you're saying you don't? Well. Neither do we. But the smut ain't half …

S3E5 - The Sexorcist (The Haunted Desperation Series #1); Long, Weird, Silences or: Letters! The Podcast

Sorry for the late upload, editing this one got away from me. But it's here now, so you can listen on SINday, which is probably when we'll be recording the next one, so it'll be a synergistic magical event, linking the 3 of us, and you, the listener, to us. Sexually. Or not, if that's not your thin…

S3E4 - Penetrated: Erotica For Women; By and Disrespectful Towards the Personhood of Women

This one's dumb, again. Why can't they all be good about pixies fucking tentacle vampires?? We get into some heady topics, though, like whether or not Sam is actually able to hold a conversation without saying "Um So Yeah and Like" etc. Sorry to put you on blast, buddy, but I'm doubtful you even re…