I Don’t Want Dings and I Don’t Want Dongs

Deep Divers, it’s 7AM - do you know where your children are? This week, June and Jessica are in a state and are turning to egg sandwiches and Cann beverages for comfort with varying levels of success. Then June dives into a significant violation of her time and guest bathroom, plus we chat the big …

The Deep Dive Presents: Choice Words with Samantha Bee

We’re introducing you to a show we love: Choice Words with Samantha Bee. Every day, we make choices—some explode, some implode, and most we barely remember. But what about the choices that change everything? Each week, Samantha Bee sits down with people she admires to dig into the biggest decision…

BONUS: Threedom, Add To Cart, and The Deep Dive play THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

On this very special bonus episode of The Deep Dive, June and Jessica are joined by Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak from the podcast ADD TO CART, and Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, and Paul F. Tompkins from the podcast THREEDOM for game night! The game? That’s What She Said (Second Edition), by Moos…

Trundle Life

This week, Jessica and June are immediately post-election and are cycling through grief. Then they dive into firemen that spark no joy, earwax protocols, and Martha Stewart. And as we all forge ahead together, we encourage all our Deep Divers to become comfortable with being unlikeable and to take …

Fresh Legs

This week’s episode is coming to you from the past! Jessica and June are pre-election and you, dear listener, are mid or post-election, so we have no idea where we’re meeting you but we are entering the week with HOPE and recommend living that Cann life in any scenario. Plus Jess is escaping to the…

Hang On

This week, June and Jessica are FINALLY talking about CVS. Then we get into Jess’s Marshalls origin story, our history of petty crimes and corporate theft, the wonders of Home Depot, and election anxiety. Plus we are interrupted by an extremely loud husband using the cal against us, and we make a v…

Morning Homework

This week, Jessica’s new eyelashes gets her an invite to a private tour of a salad bar from a man named Bruce. Meanwhile, June apprentices herself to a Mah Jong master. Then, they decide to stop trying to be better and instead GIVE UP, especially when it comes to homework. Remember Deep Divers: tak…

Get a Coke

This week, June makes a formal retraction of her previous statements on meal planning, and Jess takes us on a hot roller journey that leads to some serious revelations about hair and life in general. Then we learn about staying loose at Disneyland, parenting with Coca-Cola, and concert tips, tricks…

Rot Day

This week, we’ve got a real mezze platter of an episode. June and Jessica dive into the benefits of a Rot Day, moms and dads (both fake and real), generational bank chutes, sexy perimenopausal literature, and more. And listeners, please remember to check the room before divulging your deep dark sec…

Be Too Much with Lily Womble

This week, June and Jessica delve into the characteristics of a good apology, the fear of an embarrassing death, and the power of motherhood and Coca Cola. Then, Lily Womble, author of "Thank You, More Please: A Feminist Guide to Breaking Dumb Dating Rules and Finding Love" joins to discuss her bo…