I know...look at that pic. I don't know why I keep surrounding myself with pretty friends? Michael is a true New Yorker to the core. And even though he ALWAYS says awkward things right at the most awkward times, and even though he ALWAYS makes the worst puns, and he is also lil' obsessed with all things Muppets--in spite of all these things--he's one of the most do-gooder people I know, and I love him for it.  And if I'm being honest, I aways laugh at his awkward jokes, I love puns, and who doesn't love the Muppets?!  Topics include: Should I confront my best friend who's smoking crack? Are people too fat to fly? I'm bored with my life? I found a sex toy in my teen's room, help?!

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