Dan and the Danettes get you ready for tonight’s NFL opener between the Baltimore Ravens and the Kansas City Chiefs. And they compare the Chicago Cubs’ combined no-hitter to kissing Todd’s sisters.

Hour 1 – Sweet Sixteen Is Set, JSN Gets Paid
41:38

Hour 2 – Everybody Needs a Sugar Daddy, Charles Barkley
41:01

Hour 3 – Saving Cinderella, Best and Worst of the Weekend
41:15