In episode 444, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, writer, and creator of Florida Girls Laura Chinn to discuss things different people say different, the Alan Dershowitz New Yorker op-ed, Ilhan Omar's biggest competitor Danielle Stella, Trump upsetting conservatives for having a good idea, 'Old Town Road' dominating the charts for 17 weeks in a row, the Capitol One breach, parents giving up custody of their kids to get financial aid for college, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. quick what do u call these

2. Alan Dershowitz, Devil’s Advocate

3. The Most Disturbing Details From The New Yorker’s Alan Dershowitz Story

4. An interview with Danielle Stella... She teaches and yet she can't speak English... how does that work? And that voice... brrrr!!

5. Ok, so I'm officially sorry for talking about @2020MNCongress. Clearly she has a mental roadblock that I was unaware of.  This also could have been the reason she stole thousands of dollars worth of stuff from Target.

6. Conservatives Are Furious Over Trump's One Not-Horrible Idea

7. Winner's Circle: Lil Nas X's 'Old Town Road' Breaks Record With 17th Week Atop Billboard Hot 100

8. A hacker gained access to 100 million Capital One credit card applications and accounts

9. Parents Are Giving Up Custody of Their Kids to Get Need-Based College Financial Aid

10. WATCH: Madvillain - Meat Grinder (Four Tet Remix)