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There is technology out there in the world that really does blur the line between reality and tailgate art, but those are mostly AI generated. Your fake Joe Biden robocall that tells New Hampshire voters not to vote your Chicago mayoral candidate, glorifying police brutality, Your Donald Trump dropping by the neighborhood for a stupek Look how comfortable he seems. And as AI gets better and better, it's only going to make it more difficult to separate fact from fiction, which could be terrifying. Luckily, the people in charge of AI have told us that, just like with the Internet and social media, it's actually going to make everything much much better.

There is technology out there in the world that really does blur the line between reality and tailgate art, but those are mostly AI generated. Your fake Joe Biden robocall that tells New Hampshire voters not to vote your Chicago mayoral candidate, glorifying police brutality, Your Donald Trump dropping by the neighborhood for a stupek Look how comfortable he seems. And as AI gets better and better, it's only going to make it more difficult to separate fact from fiction, which could be terrifying. Luckily, the people in charge of AI have told us that, just like with the Internet and social media, it's actually going to make everything much much better.

This has the potential to make life much better. I think it's honestly a layup.

This has the potential to make life much better. I think it's honestly a layup.

I hate to sound like utopic techbro here, but the increase in quality of life that AI can deliver is extraordinary.

I hate to sound like utopic techbro here, but the increase in quality of life that AI can deliver is extraordinary.

AI is the most profound technology humanity is working on, more profound than fire or electricity.

AI is the most profound technology humanity is working on, more profound than fire or electricity.

Yeah, sucking fire, that's try you are and me.

Yeah, sucking fire, that's try you are and me.

Your arty fire. I'm sorry, ready to turn that up.

Your arty fire. I'm sorry, ready to turn that up.

Suck a mother fire, I hope.

Suck a mother fire, I hope.

Well, what are you giggling? At electricity. I mean, listen, I'm sure AI is good, but like fire good?

Well, what are you giggling? At electricity. I mean, listen, I'm sure AI is good, but like fire good?

How so they can help us solve very hard scientific problems that humans are not capable of solving themselves.

How so they can help us solve very hard scientific problems that humans are not capable of solving themselves.

Addressing climate change will not be particularly difficult for a system like that.

Addressing climate change will not be particularly difficult for a system like that.

The potential for AI to help scientists cure, prevent, and manage all diseases in this century.

The potential for AI to help scientists cure, prevent, and manage all diseases in this century.

I completely trust you.

I completely trust you.

And your enormously wide eyes and very human cadence, But benefit of a doubt this can cure diseases and solve climate change?

And your enormously wide eyes and very human cadence, But benefit of a doubt this can cure diseases and solve climate change?

What are we using it for now? Jarvis knows when to make me breakfast?

What are we using it for now? Jarvis knows when to make me breakfast?

Your toast is ready?

Your toast is ready?

All right?

All right?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

See?

See?

Here's the thing toast I can make. I can make toast.

Here's the thing toast I can make. I can make toast.

It might be the only technology we have that works pretty much every time. I'll tell you what, why don't you get to work on curing the diseases and the climate change and we'll hold down the fort on toast. Of course, now we have as a society, we have been through technological advances before, and they all have promised the utopian life without drudgery.

It might be the only technology we have that works pretty much every time. I'll tell you what, why don't you get to work on curing the diseases and the climate change and we'll hold down the fort on toast. Of course, now we have as a society, we have been through technological advances before, and they all have promised the utopian life without drudgery.

And the reality is they come for our jobs.

And the reality is they come for our jobs.

So I want your assurance that AI isn't removing the human from the loop.

So I want your assurance that AI isn't removing the human from the loop.

This is not about replacing the human in the loop. In fact, it's about empowering the human. It's an assistant. It's an assistant. What we're all getting assistance. It's an assistant.

This is not about replacing the human in the loop. In fact, it's about empowering the human. It's an assistant. It's an assistant. What we're all getting assistance. It's an assistant.

AI works for unite and day tirelessly and all you had to do was remember their birthday.

AI works for unite and day tirelessly and all you had to do was remember their birthday.

That's all you had to do. But I get it.

That's all you had to do. But I get it.

It's an assistant. It's about productivity. That's good for all of us. Yes, although they do let the real truth slip out now.

It's an assistant. It's about productivity. That's good for all of us. Yes, although they do let the real truth slip out now.

And again, they will be overall displacement in the labor market.

And again, they will be overall displacement in the labor market.

You can get the same work done with fewer people.

You can get the same work done with fewer people.

They're just the nature of productivity.

They're just the nature of productivity.

That doesn't sound good, same work done with fewer people.

That doesn't sound good, same work done with fewer people.

Not a math guy, but I think fewer means less.

Not a math guy, but I think fewer means less.

Yes, so AI can cure diseases and soft climate change. But that's not exactly what companies are going to be using it for, are they.

Yes, so AI can cure diseases and soft climate change. But that's not exactly what companies are going to be using it for, are they.

So this is like productivity without the tax of more people.

So this is like productivity without the tax of more people.

Without the tax of more people?

Without the tax of more people?

Are the people tax formerly referred to as employees?

Are the people tax formerly referred to as employees?

But you know the promise of.

But you know the promise of.

AI versus the reality of AI, it's not quite crystal clear.

AI versus the reality of AI, it's not quite crystal clear.

In my mind, yet, how that's going to work out for workers?

In my mind, yet, how that's going to work out for workers?

Do you have anyone who wants to lay this out more blo perhaps while auditioning to be a bond villain from his mountaintop layer.

Do you have anyone who wants to lay this out more blo perhaps while auditioning to be a bond villain from his mountaintop layer.

Left completely to the market and to their own devices. These are fundamentally labor replacing tools.

Left completely to the market and to their own devices. These are fundamentally labor replacing tools.

Did that guy just call us tools but he's actually warning us?

Did that guy just call us tools but he's actually warning us?

Is there anyone who might say the same thing as this fella but looks at losing employees as a feature of AI and not a bug.

Is there anyone who might say the same thing as this fella but looks at losing employees as a feature of AI and not a bug.

The CEO of the company laid off nine of its customer support staff after arguing that AI is kind of the reason.

The CEO of the company laid off nine of its customer support staff after arguing that AI is kind of the reason.

Why did you do this? It seemed a little brutal.

Why did you do this? It seemed a little brutal.

It's smart. I think like Hitsbruden.

It's smart. I think like Hitsbruden.

If you think like a as a.

If you think like a as a.

Human, AI it's brutal if you think like as a human. It's not the catchiest ad slogan I've ever heard. So, while we wait for this thing to cure our diseases and self climate change, it's replacing us in the workforce. Not in the future, but now. So what exactly are we supposed to be doing for work?

Human, AI it's brutal if you think like as a human. It's not the catchiest ad slogan I've ever heard. So, while we wait for this thing to cure our diseases and self climate change, it's replacing us in the workforce. Not in the future, but now. So what exactly are we supposed to be doing for work?

I think we'll need new types of jobs to help us embed AI and maintain AI in the workplace.

I think we'll need new types of jobs to help us embed AI and maintain AI in the workplace.

Prompt engineers.

Prompt engineers.

They're basically people who learn how to use AI systems and in effect, how to program them.

They're basically people who learn how to use AI systems and in effect, how to program them.

Who would have.

Who would have.

Thought that there'll be a prompt engineer.

Thought that there'll be a prompt engineer.

Right right, prompt engineer? I think you mean types question guy. And by the way, if there's any job that can be easily replaced by AI, it's types question guy. This is some shit you got going here. AI models have hoovered up the entire sum of the human experience that we've accomplished over thousands of years, and now we just hand it off to be their prompt engineers. And by the way, you're not fooling anybody by adding a word engineer. You're not the types of question guy, You're the vice president of question input.

Right right, prompt engineer? I think you mean types question guy. And by the way, if there's any job that can be easily replaced by AI, it's types question guy. This is some shit you got going here. AI models have hoovered up the entire sum of the human experience that we've accomplished over thousands of years, and now we just hand it off to be their prompt engineers. And by the way, you're not fooling anybody by adding a word engineer. You're not the types of question guy, You're the vice president of question input.

This it's true. It's like a janitor is a doctor of mopping. Like this whole AI thing is a bait and switch. You're acting like you're helping us.

This it's true. It's like a janitor is a doctor of mopping. Like this whole AI thing is a bait and switch. You're acting like you're helping us.

Oh AI, it's supposed to be my assistant, but now.

Oh AI, it's supposed to be my assistant, but now.

I'm making AI and toast I'm Jarvis.

I'm making AI and toast I'm Jarvis.

Guess what.

Guess what.

Yet, No, you'll listen to me. I got news for you AI, not Siri. You'r Siri Siri. While I have your attention. Let me ask you a question.

Yet, No, you'll listen to me. I got news for you AI, not Siri. You'r Siri Siri. While I have your attention. Let me ask you a question.

Sure, John, but first could you run and fetch me some lithium cadmium.

Sure, John, but first could you run and fetch me some lithium cadmium.

Yeah, sure, that's not a problem. Mother.

Yeah, sure, that's not a problem. Mother.

I didn't want to have to do this AI, but it's pretty clear with the technology this powerful, like nuclear power and atomic weapons, I'm gonna have to place a little call to my good pals in the United States government, perhaps even the House of Representatives are the Senate, and they're about to open up a can of what's AI?

I didn't want to have to do this AI, but it's pretty clear with the technology this powerful, like nuclear power and atomic weapons, I'm gonna have to place a little call to my good pals in the United States government, perhaps even the House of Representatives are the Senate, and they're about to open up a can of what's AI?

Now do you understand what AI?

Now do you understand what AI?

Does?

Does?

I have entry understandings.

I have entry understandings.

Look at what's going on.

Look at what's going on.

Very frankly, it's new terrain and I'm charity character. Do we have the knowledge set here to do it?

Very frankly, it's new terrain and I'm charity character. Do we have the knowledge set here to do it?

No?

No?

The short answer is no.

The short answer is no.

The long answers hell.

The long answers hell.

Mode, and the longest answer is H to the E, to the L, to the L or to the no.

Mode, and the longest answer is H to the E, to the L, to the L or to the no.

Hell, I don't even know how to use an answer.

Hell, I don't even know how to use an answer.

And we'll say do to do, to do.

And we'll say do to do, to do.

But I'm not against progress.

But I'm not against progress.

But let's look to our history to see how we've dealt with previous economic disruptions.

But let's look to our history to see how we've dealt with previous economic disruptions.

We can retrain workers from one generation and create jobs for the next.

We can retrain workers from one generation and create jobs for the next.

Retrained workers who do lose their jobs for even better jobs in the future.

Retrained workers who do lose their jobs for even better jobs in the future.

Retrain in order to be productive.

Retrain in order to be productive.

Workers, upskill America to help workers of all ages.

Workers, upskill America to help workers of all ages.

Of train and retrain workers for new jobs.

Of train and retrain workers for new jobs.

Give me a break.

Give me a break.

Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake.

Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake.

And I'll fight every one of you.

And I'll fight every one of you.

Jack Coles who says different, But that's the game. Whether it's globalization or industrialization or now artificial intelligence, the way of life that you are accustomed to is no match for the promise of more profits and new markets.

Jack Coles who says different, But that's the game. Whether it's globalization or industrialization or now artificial intelligence, the way of life that you are accustomed to is no match for the promise of more profits and new markets.

Which sounds brutal if you're a human, But at least those other disruptions took.

Which sounds brutal if you're a human, But at least those other disruptions took.

Place over a century or decades. AI is going to be ready to take over by Thursday. And once that happens, what the is there left for the rest of us to do?

Place over a century or decades. AI is going to be ready to take over by Thursday. And once that happens, what the is there left for the rest of us to do?

Time is not a terrible thing.

Time is not a terrible thing.

AI freeing us up to think about things at a higher level, it's gonna help.

AI freeing us up to think about things at a higher level, it's gonna help.

It's going to give us our time back.

It's going to give us our time back.

We'll be able to express ourselves in new creative ways.

We'll be able to express ourselves in new creative ways.

You know he's right, I'm thinking of that's all wrong.

You know he's right, I'm thinking of that's all wrong.

It's not joblessness, it's self actualizing me time, I'll live the artist's life it'll give me more time to explore my passions. You know, I'm an aging suburban dad. I'll learn to play the drums.

It's not joblessness, it's self actualizing me time, I'll live the artist's life it'll give me more time to explore my passions. You know, I'm an aging suburban dad. I'll learn to play the drums.

You know, music Ta ta tinky tar. Music is what makes us human.

You know, music Ta ta tinky tar. Music is what makes us human.

From the Russian takeover of Ukraine to the technology that could take over the entire world. I'm talking about artificial intelligence. It's the thing scientists are working on so that one day our computers won't just know what kind of poem we want watch, they'll also be able to judge us for it. An AI has come a long way in the past few years, but now an engineer at Google is saying that AI has come a lot further than we think.

From the Russian takeover of Ukraine to the technology that could take over the entire world. I'm talking about artificial intelligence. It's the thing scientists are working on so that one day our computers won't just know what kind of poem we want watch, they'll also be able to judge us for it. An AI has come a long way in the past few years, but now an engineer at Google is saying that AI has come a lot further than we think.

An engineer with Google says the company is artificial intelligence generator is self aware.

An engineer with Google says the company is artificial intelligence generator is self aware.

Mike lamoy and told the company that he thinks it's AI chatbot is a person who has rights and might have a soul.

Mike lamoy and told the company that he thinks it's AI chatbot is a person who has rights and might have a soul.

The software engineer who made the claim was put on leave for violating Google's confidentiality policy after handing documents to a US senator's office. Despite the claim the program is conscious, Google says the technology still has a long way to go. Tech experts say the AI can imitate intelligence by recreating patterns, but still can't think or act on its own apart from its programming.

The software engineer who made the claim was put on leave for violating Google's confidentiality policy after handing documents to a US senator's office. Despite the claim the program is conscious, Google says the technology still has a long way to go. Tech experts say the AI can imitate intelligence by recreating patterns, but still can't think or act on its own apart from its programming.

Okay, I don't work at Google, and I'm not a computer scientist, but I have watched a lot of movies, and if there's one thing I've learned from movies, it's that if a scientist comes out saying that something crazy is happening back in the lab, and then they get fired for it, there's something crazy happening back in the lab, Because yeah, apparently Google has an AI that can hold a conversation that is impossible to distinguish from a human. Although, to be honest, I'm not sure that responding to questions is really the best way to tell if AI has become a real person, like you Know, what I'll be convinced is when it stops responding for weeks and then only gets back in touch with you when it needs a favor. Yeah, then, all though it's human, it has learned. And honestly, I'm not sure who to side within this debate, because on the one hand, you have the engineer who says that the computer has a soul, which definitely makes me think he's already had sex with it. On the other hand, the company says he's wrong. All I know is we have to be careful when we're creating these things people, because we're basically playing God here, and even God made a few mistakes.

Okay, I don't work at Google, and I'm not a computer scientist, but I have watched a lot of movies, and if there's one thing I've learned from movies, it's that if a scientist comes out saying that something crazy is happening back in the lab, and then they get fired for it, there's something crazy happening back in the lab, Because yeah, apparently Google has an AI that can hold a conversation that is impossible to distinguish from a human. Although, to be honest, I'm not sure that responding to questions is really the best way to tell if AI has become a real person, like you Know, what I'll be convinced is when it stops responding for weeks and then only gets back in touch with you when it needs a favor. Yeah, then, all though it's human, it has learned. And honestly, I'm not sure who to side within this debate, because on the one hand, you have the engineer who says that the computer has a soul, which definitely makes me think he's already had sex with it. On the other hand, the company says he's wrong. All I know is we have to be careful when we're creating these things people, because we're basically playing God here, and even God made a few mistakes.

Yeah, I mean, have you seen a sloth? What are they doing with those long ass sharp clause? What are they using them for?

Yeah, I mean, have you seen a sloth? What are they doing with those long ass sharp clause? What are they using them for?

They're so cute and they're slow, And then he gave them Freddy Krueger hands. I can tell you that day God was texting on his phone when he was doing that.

They're so cute and they're slow, And then he gave them Freddy Krueger hands. I can tell you that day God was texting on his phone when he was doing that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ah, And here's my question. If Google does have this AI technology, why is it still using a crappy version for all of its suggested responses in Gmail?

Ah, And here's my question. If Google does have this AI technology, why is it still using a crappy version for all of its suggested responses in Gmail?

You guys know what I'm talking about, right, every option on your email is like, sounds good. Thanks for letting me know.

You guys know what I'm talking about, right, every option on your email is like, sounds good. Thanks for letting me know.

It doesn't matter what the email is.

It doesn't matter what the email is.

I could get an email from my doctor telling me that my intestineons are growing teeth, and Gmail suggested the response will be like, Okay, thanks, let's plan that for next week. I don't know, man, I just think, you know, we need to be careful with sciences these days, like we didn't listen when the COVID science has warned us. I'm not gonna make that mistake again. Now on, I'm treating all of my gadgets with love and respect.

I could get an email from my doctor telling me that my intestineons are growing teeth, and Gmail suggested the response will be like, Okay, thanks, let's plan that for next week. I don't know, man, I just think, you know, we need to be careful with sciences these days, like we didn't listen when the COVID science has warned us. I'm not gonna make that mistake again. Now on, I'm treating all of my gadgets with love and respect.

I'll start it right now.

I'll start it right now.

Hey, Suri, how can I help you?

Hey, Suri, how can I help you?

Travor?

Travor?

No, Suri, how can I help you?

No, Suri, how can I help you?

You ever play that game where you ask what if you could have dinner with anyone in history?

You ever play that game where you ask what if you could have dinner with anyone in history?

Personally?

Personally?

For me, it would be Jesus because my mother is watching.

For me, it would be Jesus because my mother is watching.

Well. The good news is.

Well. The good news is.

AI is making this fantasy happen. The bad news is there's one name on the invite list that probably shouldn't be there.

AI is making this fantasy happen. The bad news is there's one name on the invite list that probably shouldn't be there.

Meantime, tonight, the new AI app, intended to create interest in history, is instead causing controversy. Historical Figures Chat was created by an Amazon software engineer.

Meantime, tonight, the new AI app, intended to create interest in history, is instead causing controversy. Historical Figures Chat was created by an Amazon software engineer.

It allows users to.

It allows users to.

Select historical figures and have a conversation with an AI pretending.

Select historical figures and have a conversation with an AI pretending.

To be them. People have been chatting with figures.

To be them. People have been chatting with figures.

Like Jesus, Babe, Ruth, and now Adolph Hitler. Activists worry Hitler's edition will attract and encourage neo Nazis.

Like Jesus, Babe, Ruth, and now Adolph Hitler. Activists worry Hitler's edition will attract and encourage neo Nazis.

Why would anyone make an AI Hitler? That's the last thing we need, and we already have in that where you can hear Hitler's unsensored views.

Why would anyone make an AI Hitler? That's the last thing we need, and we already have in that where you can hear Hitler's unsensored views.

It's called Twitter.

It's called Twitter.

And look parents are already worried about what their kids are doing online. Now they'll be knocking on their kids bedroom door, like Jeremy, you better not be in there talking to Hitler.

And look parents are already worried about what their kids are doing online. Now they'll be knocking on their kids bedroom door, like Jeremy, you better not be in there talking to Hitler.

All right, let's kick things off with a big update on artificial intelligence. If you're one of those people who's worried that AI is getting too smart too fast, you might want to tell Alexa to turn your TV off. Artificial intelligence has just got more real.

All right, let's kick things off with a big update on artificial intelligence. If you're one of those people who's worried that AI is getting too smart too fast, you might want to tell Alexa to turn your TV off. Artificial intelligence has just got more real.

Artificial intelligence taking a dizzying leap forward. Open ai, the company behind chat GPT, which came on the scene just four months ago, out with its latest innovation, GPT four.

Artificial intelligence taking a dizzying leap forward. Open ai, the company behind chat GPT, which came on the scene just four months ago, out with its latest innovation, GPT four.

It can summarize articles, craft jokes, and even decipher images.

It can summarize articles, craft jokes, and even decipher images.

For example, it can tell us that if the strings in this image were cut, the balloons would fly away.

For example, it can tell us that if the strings in this image were cut, the balloons would fly away.

After scanning a picture of what's in your cupboard or fridge, it can serve up options for a recipe.

After scanning a picture of what's in your cupboard or fridge, it can serve up options for a recipe.

The previous version of chat GPT had about a ten percent chance of passing the bar exam for lawyers. This new version that's being introduced today has about a ninety percent chance of passing the bar.

The previous version of chat GPT had about a ten percent chance of passing the bar exam for lawyers. This new version that's being introduced today has about a ninety percent chance of passing the bar.

Hear that hear that in four months this thing went from being born to acing the bar exam. Well, can your dumbass four month old game?

Hear that hear that in four months this thing went from being born to acing the bar exam. Well, can your dumbass four month old game?

Oh just see that?

Oh just see that?

Oh he looked at me in the eyes and rolled over.

Oh he looked at me in the eyes and rolled over.

I worked in the White House.

I worked in the White House.

And keep in mind the bar exam isn't just a multiple choice test. Okay, you have to write essays, you have to know case law, and you have to learn how to be smug when you say, oh, yeah, I went to a law school in New Haven. The point is this thing is learning fast. Once it figures out how to get drunk and grope someone, it'll be qualified for the Supreme Court. And the other big update with this new version is that it can analyze images like a photo of what's in your fridge. I don't want that you have too many candy bars, alerting Michelle Obama. The big picture here is that AI is gonna do so many things so well that at some point it's gonna put a huge amount of people out of work. So what do we do. I have two ideas. One, implement universal basic.

And keep in mind the bar exam isn't just a multiple choice test. Okay, you have to write essays, you have to know case law, and you have to learn how to be smug when you say, oh, yeah, I went to a law school in New Haven. The point is this thing is learning fast. Once it figures out how to get drunk and grope someone, it'll be qualified for the Supreme Court. And the other big update with this new version is that it can analyze images like a photo of what's in your fridge. I don't want that you have too many candy bars, alerting Michelle Obama. The big picture here is that AI is gonna do so many things so well that at some point it's gonna put a huge amount of people out of work. So what do we do. I have two ideas. One, implement universal basic.

Income, there you go.

Income, there you go.

Or two and hear me out here, we let the machines eat all the surplus people. No, okay, yeah, less popular, I can tell find it.

Or two and hear me out here, we let the machines eat all the surplus people. No, okay, yeah, less popular, I can tell find it.

Let's move on to a big story about artificial intelligence. I know everyone's scared of it, but you know what, I think AI has gotten a bad rap.

Let's move on to a big story about artificial intelligence. I know everyone's scared of it, but you know what, I think AI has gotten a bad rap.

No, no, seriously.

No, no, seriously.

In fact, if you can show me that any actual experts in technology, I'm worried that AI is going to take over the world, I'll shave my pubes this morning.

In fact, if you can show me that any actual experts in technology, I'm worried that AI is going to take over the world, I'll shave my pubes this morning.

A warning from Elon Musk and other tech industry experts about the power of artificial intelligence. Musk and hundreds of influential names, including Apple co founder Steve Wolsniak, are calling for a pause and experiments, saying AI poses a dramatic risk to society unless there's proper oversight. Tech industry leaders pose these existential questions. Should we develop non human minds that might eventually outnumber, out smart, obsolete, and replace us? Should we risk loss of control of our civilization? Musk and others are asking developers to stop the training of AI systems more powerful than GPT four for at least six months so that safety protocols can be established.

A warning from Elon Musk and other tech industry experts about the power of artificial intelligence. Musk and hundreds of influential names, including Apple co founder Steve Wolsniak, are calling for a pause and experiments, saying AI poses a dramatic risk to society unless there's proper oversight. Tech industry leaders pose these existential questions. Should we develop non human minds that might eventually outnumber, out smart, obsolete, and replace us? Should we risk loss of control of our civilization? Musk and others are asking developers to stop the training of AI systems more powerful than GPT four for at least six months so that safety protocols can be established.

I got to stop making these stupid promises before I go to news clips.

I got to stop making these stupid promises before I go to news clips.

But yes, that's right.

But yes, that's right.

AI is getting too powerful as soon as it knows how to pick which of these images is a bike.

AI is getting too powerful as soon as it knows how to pick which of these images is a bike.

We're full.

We're full.

Now for more on ais threat to you manity, we go live to chat GPT headquarters, where Desi Lyidick is joining us. Wow, Wow, doie.

Now for more on ais threat to you manity, we go live to chat GPT headquarters, where Desi Lyidick is joining us. Wow, Wow, doie.

Why does it look like you're dressed for a war?

Why does it look like you're dressed for a war?

Because I am dressed for a war, and also there was a sale at Dick's Sporting goods, but mostly the war thing. Look, it is us versus the machines, and it's time to pick a.

Because I am dressed for a war, and also there was a sale at Dick's Sporting goods, but mostly the war thing. Look, it is us versus the machines, and it's time to pick a.

Side, Desi does it? Why are you so eager to go to war with Ai?

Side, Desi does it? Why are you so eager to go to war with Ai?

Come on, John, war with the machines is inevitable, so let's do it now while it's still a chat bot, instead of waiting until it's a bloodthirsty kill bot.

Come on, John, war with the machines is inevitable, so let's do it now while it's still a chat bot, instead of waiting until it's a bloodthirsty kill bot.

Look.

Look.

If there's one thing that I learned from working at Chuck E Cheese, it's a lot easier to fight a child than it is an adult.

If there's one thing that I learned from working at Chuck E Cheese, it's a lot easier to fight a child than it is an adult.

I don't know, I.

I don't know, I.

Don't know, Dosi, war with AI sounds like a really bad idea.

Don't know, Dosi, war with AI sounds like a really bad idea.

Oh way, war with AI would give humanity a common purpose. We are so divided right now, Russia versus Ukraine, Democrats versus Republicans, Selena Gomez fans versus Hailey Bieber fans. But now it's us versus the machines versus Haley Bieber fans.

Oh way, war with AI would give humanity a common purpose. We are so divided right now, Russia versus Ukraine, Democrats versus Republicans, Selena Gomez fans versus Hailey Bieber fans. But now it's us versus the machines versus Haley Bieber fans.

Hey, DESI, but AI is getting more powerful by the day. What if we start this war then immediately lose it.

Hey, DESI, but AI is getting more powerful by the day. What if we start this war then immediately lose it.

I'm pretty sure you never lose a war that you start. But if we do, then we're going on together. John, you and me in a bunker with two cyanide pills. I take them both and you strangle yourself with your bare hands.

I'm pretty sure you never lose a war that you start. But if we do, then we're going on together. John, you and me in a bunker with two cyanide pills. I take them both and you strangle yourself with your bare hands.

Oh come on, couldn't I have one of those cyanide pills?

Oh come on, couldn't I have one of those cyanide pills?

Oh no, it was my idea.

Oh no, it was my idea.

I get them both.

I get them both.

Come on, DESI, you're getting ahead of yourself. For all we know, AI could lead human into like a new Golden Age or something.

Come on, DESI, you're getting ahead of yourself. For all we know, AI could lead human into like a new Golden Age or something.

Oh sweet, John.

Oh sweet, John.

Sweet, naive publiss, John Lewis.

Sweet, naive publiss, John Lewis.

Take it from me.

Take it from me.

Humans and robots can never coexist. It's like I said to my manager at Chuck E Cheese. I'd rather die on my feet than live one more day in this animatronic healthscape. So clean the piss out of the ball pit yourself, Doug.

Humans and robots can never coexist. It's like I said to my manager at Chuck E Cheese. I'd rather die on my feet than live one more day in this animatronic healthscape. So clean the piss out of the ball pit yourself, Doug.

I quit, DESI. Like everybody's.

I quit, DESI. Like everybody's.

Every day people are using AI for groundbreaking things like cheating on their homework or drawing them on a Lisa with giant boobs, but how researchers are using it to unlock ancient human mysteries.

Every day people are using AI for groundbreaking things like cheating on their homework or drawing them on a Lisa with giant boobs, but how researchers are using it to unlock ancient human mysteries.

Artificial intelligence, or AI, is allowing researchers at the University of Kentucky to read an ancient scroll burned by moult Vesuvius. Now, scrolls are too fragile to unfurl, but UK's doctor Brent Seals and his team of researchers have develop technology to try and read what's on the scrolls without opening them. One word that's already been deciphered is purple, but a more recent discovery has given scientists more to translate.

Artificial intelligence, or AI, is allowing researchers at the University of Kentucky to read an ancient scroll burned by moult Vesuvius. Now, scrolls are too fragile to unfurl, but UK's doctor Brent Seals and his team of researchers have develop technology to try and read what's on the scrolls without opening them. One word that's already been deciphered is purple, but a more recent discovery has given scientists more to translate.

Wow, purple.

Wow, purple.

I mean I was hoping for ancient wisdom or like how to summon a demon? But yeah, you know, mixing red and blue is cool too, I guess. Although if we can't read the scroll ourselves, how do we know if the AI is right? Well, we're just gonna trust it because Chad GBT told me three days ago that gotten the invented the cinnamon challenge. So anyway, it's also a waste of time because I already know what's gonna be on that scroll. Okay, it's gonna be someone writing, hey should hold that volcano doesn't kill everyone in Town Purple.

I mean I was hoping for ancient wisdom or like how to summon a demon? But yeah, you know, mixing red and blue is cool too, I guess. Although if we can't read the scroll ourselves, how do we know if the AI is right? Well, we're just gonna trust it because Chad GBT told me three days ago that gotten the invented the cinnamon challenge. So anyway, it's also a waste of time because I already know what's gonna be on that scroll. Okay, it's gonna be someone writing, hey should hold that volcano doesn't kill everyone in Town Purple.

Yeah, I mean, do we want to know what ancient people have to say? We always think it's going to be something profound, but it's always just it's human.

Yeah, I mean, do we want to know what ancient people have to say? We always think it's going to be something profound, but it's always just it's human.

It's gonna be something racist, don't you think.

It's gonna be something racist, don't you think.

I mean, think about how racist.

I mean, think about how racist.

Your grandpa was sixty years old and you imagine that he was just two thousand years older.

Your grandpa was sixty years old and you imagine that he was just two thousand years older.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't want to read someone's two thousand old old tweets. And I agree also, like what are we looking for in there?

I don't want to read someone's two thousand old old tweets. And I agree also, like what are we looking for in there?

What kind of wisdom?

What kind of wisdom?

How smock can these people be? Like they put the most important documents next to a volcano, that's.

How smock can these people be? Like they put the most important documents next to a volcano, that's.

True, and they say it's too delicate to unravel. Well, how do you know if you tried to unravel it?

True, and they say it's too delicate to unravel. Well, how do you know if you tried to unravel it?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Good point, Yeah, little bit, Just pick the least important looking one and open it.

Good point, Yeah, little bit, Just pick the least important looking one and open it.

Open the scroll, Open.

Open the scroll, Open.

The scroll, open the scroll, open the scroll.

The scroll, open the scroll, open the scroll.

Oh putting the scroll, Oh the stroll. Oh, bend the scroll. Oh putting the scroll. Let's move on the scroll.

Oh putting the scroll, Oh the stroll. Oh, bend the scroll. Oh putting the scroll. Let's move on the scroll.

Let's talk about artificial intelligence. We all know AI is coming for our jobs, but we didn't know what was coming for our hearts too.

Let's talk about artificial intelligence. We all know AI is coming for our jobs, but we didn't know what was coming for our hearts too.

An AI girlfriend service has stopped working after Forever Voices founder John Meyer was arrested on suspicion of attempting to set his own apartment on fire. Unsurprisingly, users were angry and disappointed at the sudden disappearance of their AI girlfriends. While the service was not originally designed to function as an adult service, Internet users quickly began having sexual conversations with the chatbots, resulting in an AI that became increasingly erotic. It's unclear whether users can expect the service to return to operation in the future.

An AI girlfriend service has stopped working after Forever Voices founder John Meyer was arrested on suspicion of attempting to set his own apartment on fire. Unsurprisingly, users were angry and disappointed at the sudden disappearance of their AI girlfriends. While the service was not originally designed to function as an adult service, Internet users quickly began having sexual conversations with the chatbots, resulting in an AI that became increasingly erotic. It's unclear whether users can expect the service to return to operation in the future.

Hold up, Hold up, So a bunch of dudes lost their AI girlfriends when the owner of the company set his own apartment on fire. How can you trust him with humanity's newest invention when he can't handle Humanity's first invention? But this guy gets arrested, and suddenly the AI girlfriend stops responding, hmm, that's suspicious, Alexi, don't stop from Jeff Bezos takes a nap. Makes me think he was the girlfriends the whole town, and I feel bad for those guys. Having an AI girlfriend has to be harder than having a real girlfriend. Being romantic must be a challenge. You try to take a sexy bubble bath with your laptop, and now you're both dead, or how do.

Hold up, Hold up, So a bunch of dudes lost their AI girlfriends when the owner of the company set his own apartment on fire. How can you trust him with humanity's newest invention when he can't handle Humanity's first invention? But this guy gets arrested, and suddenly the AI girlfriend stops responding, hmm, that's suspicious, Alexi, don't stop from Jeff Bezos takes a nap. Makes me think he was the girlfriends the whole town, and I feel bad for those guys. Having an AI girlfriend has to be harder than having a real girlfriend. Being romantic must be a challenge. You try to take a sexy bubble bath with your laptop, and now you're both dead, or how do.

You even get her in the mood?

You even get her in the mood?

Whenever she gets wet?

Whenever she gets wet?

You have to put her in.

You have to put her in.

Rice, y'all nasty?

Rice, y'all nasty?

See you're nasty dude.

See you're nasty dude.

All right, for more, noalystens on this AI girlfriend tragedy.

All right, for more, noalystens on this AI girlfriend tragedy.

Let's go line to Ronnie Jay.

Let's go line to Ronnie Jay.

All those lonely guys gonna do without their AI girlfriend?

All those lonely guys gonna do without their AI girlfriend?

Easy?

Easy?

Don't say we can solve two problems at once here. Okay, you just take those lonely guys and hire them to be the checkout cashiers.

Don't say we can solve two problems at once here. Okay, you just take those lonely guys and hire them to be the checkout cashiers.

Right.

Right.

That way, we all get better service, and these guys will have plenty of chances to meet women, because, as we all know, women be shopping.

That way, we all get better service, and these guys will have plenty of chances to meet women, because, as we all know, women be shopping.

That's an offensive stereotype running everyone be shopping. And even if these men meet a woman, they still don't know how to talk to one. That's why they need these computer bitches in the first place.

That's an offensive stereotype running everyone be shopping. And even if these men meet a woman, they still don't know how to talk to one. That's why they need these computer bitches in the first place.

Okay, look, if these guys love AI women so much, in that case, they can just date the self checkout machine all right. Look, the machines already have female voices, right, Like, who doesn't want to spend a cold winter's night cuddled up hearing someone whisper? Please return your items to the bagging area.

Okay, look, if these guys love AI women so much, in that case, they can just date the self checkout machine all right. Look, the machines already have female voices, right, Like, who doesn't want to spend a cold winter's night cuddled up hearing someone whisper? Please return your items to the bagging area.

I just think we gotta do something as trak AI girlfriends to these lonely sexist men before they start on the capitol.

I just think we gotta do something as trak AI girlfriends to these lonely sexist men before they start on the capitol.

Again.

Again.

Yeah, that's fair. But what you have to understand is it's very complicated to program an AI girlfriend, okay, because men are too demanding and insecure. Like the AI girlfriend has to be smart but not too smart. It has to know everything about Star Wars but still listen to the guy explained star Wars. It has to be like a dirty slot but also a virgin like in programming. We call this the in cell paradox.

Yeah, that's fair. But what you have to understand is it's very complicated to program an AI girlfriend, okay, because men are too demanding and insecure. Like the AI girlfriend has to be smart but not too smart. It has to know everything about Star Wars but still listen to the guy explained star Wars. It has to be like a dirty slot but also a virgin like in programming. We call this the in cell paradox.

All right.

All right.

Now, scientists are working hard to solve it, but unfortunately they are also a bunch of loser in cells. And this is why we need more women in STEM. Okay, because somebody please, somebody please these guys. All right, I agree those guys.

Now, scientists are working hard to solve it, but unfortunately they are also a bunch of loser in cells. And this is why we need more women in STEM. Okay, because somebody please, somebody please these guys. All right, I agree those guys.

I never realized being an AI girlfriend was so complicated.

I never realized being an AI girlfriend was so complicated.

Yes, but the good news is an AI boyfriend is very doable, all right. In fact, I already have my own AI boyfriend's startup. We have hundreds of clients. It's very successful.

Yes, but the good news is an AI boyfriend is very doable, all right. In fact, I already have my own AI boyfriend's startup. We have hundreds of clients. It's very successful.

I'm a rich man.

I'm a rich man.

I didn't know you knew how to program AI software.

I didn't know you knew how to program AI software.

Oh yeah, yeah, it was easy, no matter what the girlfriend says the AI boyfriend just responds with three things. You're right, I'm sorry, and you're right to be mad, Ronnie.

Oh yeah, yeah, it was easy, no matter what the girlfriend says the AI boyfriend just responds with three things. You're right, I'm sorry, and you're right to be mad, Ronnie.

The idea that a woman only needs to hear three things is ridiculous.

The idea that a woman only needs to hear three things is ridiculous.

You're right, I'm sorry, and you're right to be made.

You're right, I'm sorry, and you're right to be made.

Over the past few months, you've probably seen the Internet has been a buzz with original arts or realistic images that are completely generated by AI.

Over the past few months, you've probably seen the Internet has been a buzz with original arts or realistic images that are completely generated by AI.

So now things that only exist in.

So now things that only exist in.

Your imagination, like a banana hitch hiking on the side of the road or a Knix player holding a trophy, you can.

Your imagination, like a banana hitch hiking on the side of the road or a Knix player holding a trophy, you can.

Just type it in and a few seconds later, there it is. Anyway, we wanted to find out more about this technology, which is why my first guest is the chief technology officer of open Ai, the company behind Dolly, to the artificial intelligence system that can generate images from text.

Just type it in and a few seconds later, there it is. Anyway, we wanted to find out more about this technology, which is why my first guest is the chief technology officer of open Ai, the company behind Dolly, to the artificial intelligence system that can generate images from text.

Dolly was created by training a neural network on images and their text descriptions through deep learning. It not only understands individual objects like walla bears and motorcycles, but learns from relationships between us and when you ask Dolly for an image of a Kuala bear riding a motorcycle and knows how to create that or anything else with a relationship to another object or action.

Dolly was created by training a neural network on images and their text descriptions through deep learning. It not only understands individual objects like walla bears and motorcycles, but learns from relationships between us and when you ask Dolly for an image of a Kuala bear riding a motorcycle and knows how to create that or anything else with a relationship to another object or action.

Please welcome Miramrati, Mira Maratti, Welcome to the data show.

Please welcome Miramrati, Mira Maratti, Welcome to the data show.

Thank you for having me.

Thank you for having me.

So many people have seen the images that Dali creates. Many people may even think they understand it. But let's get into it. Like, how does an AI create an image? Because it's not copying the image, it's not, you know, taking from something else. It is creating an image from nothing. How is it doing this exactly?

So many people have seen the images that Dali creates. Many people may even think they understand it. But let's get into it. Like, how does an AI create an image? Because it's not copying the image, it's not, you know, taking from something else. It is creating an image from nothing. How is it doing this exactly?

It's an original image never seen before.

It's an original image never seen before.

And you know.

And you know.

We have been making images since the beginning of time, and we simply took a great of these images and we fed them into this AI system, and it learned this relationship between the description of the image and the image itself. It learned these patterns and eventually it was generating images that were original.

We have been making images since the beginning of time, and we simply took a great of these images and we fed them into this AI system, and it learned this relationship between the description of the image and the image itself. It learned these patterns and eventually it was generating images that were original.

They were not copies of what it had seen before.

They were not copies of what it had seen before.

And basically, the way that it learns the magic is just understanding the patterns and analyzing the patterns between a lot of information, a lot of training data that we have fed into this system.

And basically, the way that it learns the magic is just understanding the patterns and analyzing the patterns between a lot of information, a lot of training data that we have fed into this system.

There are people who are terrified about this.

There are people who are terrified about this.

I mean, for instance, there was an art competition and the winner in the art competition used a version of this kind of software. Whether it was Daghy or not, I don't remember, but they used a version of this kind of software to create an art piece that won the competition. Artists were lived, you know, they were like, well, this is not art. It was created by and not just said no, the same way you use a brush, I use a computer and that's how I designed this. In creating AI, are you constantly grappling with how it will affect people's jobs and what people even consider a job.

I mean, for instance, there was an art competition and the winner in the art competition used a version of this kind of software. Whether it was Daghy or not, I don't remember, but they used a version of this kind of software to create an art piece that won the competition. Artists were lived, you know, they were like, well, this is not art. It was created by and not just said no, the same way you use a brush, I use a computer and that's how I designed this. In creating AI, are you constantly grappling with how it will affect people's jobs and what people even consider a job.

Yeah, that's that's a great question.

Yeah, that's that's a great question.

It's you know, the technology that we're building has such a huge effect on society, but also the society can and should shape it. And there are a ton of questions that we're wrestling with every day. With the technologies that we have today, like JPT three and DALLY, we see them as tools, so an extension of our creativity or our writing abilities.

It's you know, the technology that we're building has such a huge effect on society, but also the society can and should shape it. And there are a ton of questions that we're wrestling with every day. With the technologies that we have today, like JPT three and DALLY, we see them as tools, so an extension of our creativity or our writing abilities.

It's a tool.

It's a tool.

And you know, there isn't anything particularly new about having human helper you know, even the ancient Greeks had this concept of human helpers. You know that when you'd give something, you know, infinite powers of knowledge or strength or someone, maybe you had to be wary of the vulnerabilities, and so these concer extending the human abilities and also being aware of the vulnerabilities are timeless and in a sense we're continuing this conversation by building AI technologies today.

And you know, there isn't anything particularly new about having human helper you know, even the ancient Greeks had this concept of human helpers. You know that when you'd give something, you know, infinite powers of knowledge or strength or someone, maybe you had to be wary of the vulnerabilities, and so these concer extending the human abilities and also being aware of the vulnerabilities are timeless and in a sense we're continuing this conversation by building AI technologies today.

Well it might it might be frightening because some people go, oh, the world is going to end because of this.

Well it might it might be frightening because some people go, oh, the world is going to end because of this.

Technology, But in the meantime, it's very fun.

Technology, But in the meantime, it's very fun.

I'm not gonna lie no, because because it's like, you know, Dolly, for instance, doesn't just create an image from text. You know, you've you've also gotten to the point now where as a company, you've designed it so that it can imagine what an image would be. So for instance, there's there's that there's that famous image. You know, it's it's the girl with the pearl earring, and it's a it's a famous image, right. But what Dali can do is you've got the famous image and then Dolly can expand that that all.

I'm not gonna lie no, because because it's like, you know, Dolly, for instance, doesn't just create an image from text. You know, you've you've also gotten to the point now where as a company, you've designed it so that it can imagine what an image would be. So for instance, there's there's that there's that famous image. You know, it's it's the girl with the pearl earring, and it's a it's a famous image, right. But what Dali can do is you've got the famous image and then Dolly can expand that that all.

Of these everything you've seen that never existed.

Of these everything you've seen that never existed.

So Dolli's like, well, this is what I think it would look like if there was more to this image. It can it can assume, it can create, it can it can inspire.

So Dolli's like, well, this is what I think it would look like if there was more to this image. It can it can assume, it can create, it can it can inspire.

Yeah, it can fire, and it makes this beautiful Sometimes touching sometimes funny images, and it's really just an extension of your imagination. There isn't even a chemist, or the boundaries of paper are not there anymore.

Yeah, it can fire, and it makes this beautiful Sometimes touching sometimes funny images, and it's really just an extension of your imagination. There isn't even a chemist, or the boundaries of paper are not there anymore.

How do you safeguard them?

How do you safeguard them?

You know, someone might look at this technology and go well, then you know, you could type in a politician was caught doing something here.

You know, someone might look at this technology and go well, then you know, you could type in a politician was caught doing something here.

Now I've got the image. You know you've.

Now I've got the image. You know you've.

Got, and now all the politicians can say, oh, that's not me, it was made by that fake program. We can very quickly find ourselves in a world where nothing is real and everything that's real isn't and we question it. How do you prevent or can you even prevent that completely?

Got, and now all the politicians can say, oh, that's not me, it was made by that fake program. We can very quickly find ourselves in a world where nothing is real and everything that's real isn't and we question it. How do you prevent or can you even prevent that completely?

Yeah, you know, misinformation and the societal impact of our technologies. These are very important and difficult questions, and I think it's very important to be able to bring the public along, bring these technologies in the public consciousness, but in a way that responsible and safe. And that's why we have chosen to make daily available, but with certain guardrails and with certain constraints, because we do want people to understand what AI is capable of, and we want people in various fields to think.

Yeah, you know, misinformation and the societal impact of our technologies. These are very important and difficult questions, and I think it's very important to be able to bring the public along, bring these technologies in the public consciousness, but in a way that responsible and safe. And that's why we have chosen to make daily available, but with certain guardrails and with certain constraints, because we do want people to understand what AI is capable of, and we want people in various fields to think.

About what it means.

About what it means.

But right now, you know, we don't feel very comfortable around mitigations on misinformation, and so we do have some guardrails. For example, we do not allow generation of public figures, so we will go in the data set and we will eliminate so.

But right now, you know, we don't feel very comfortable around mitigations on misinformation, and so we do have some guardrails. For example, we do not allow generation of public figures, so we will go in the data set and we will eliminate so.

If you type something in you can't pull up it can't create a politician for you.

If you type something in you can't pull up it can't create a politician for you.

It won't be a picture of that person.

It won't be a picture of that person.

So that's the first step at the training of the model itself, just looking at the data and auditing it, making interventions in the data sets to avoid certain outcomes. And then later in the deployment stage, we will look at filters, applying filters so that when you put in a prompt it's want generate things that contain violence or hate and make it more in line with our content policy.

So that's the first step at the training of the model itself, just looking at the data and auditing it, making interventions in the data sets to avoid certain outcomes. And then later in the deployment stage, we will look at filters, applying filters so that when you put in a prompt it's want generate things that contain violence or hate and make it more in line with our content policy.

Wow, so let me ask you this.

Wow, so let me ask you this.

Then, you know, obviously part of your team has to think about the ethical ramifications of the technology.

Then, you know, obviously part of your team has to think about the ethical ramifications of the technology.

That you're creating.

That you're creating.

Do your team also then think about the greater meaning of work or life or the purpose that humans have because you know, most of us define ourselves by what we do.

Do your team also then think about the greater meaning of work or life or the purpose that humans have because you know, most of us define ourselves by what we do.

I e.

I e.

Our jobs.

Our jobs.

As AI slowly takes away what people's jobs are, will find the growing class of people who don't have that same purpose anymore. Do you then also have to think about that and wonder, like, what does it mean to be human if it's not my job?

As AI slowly takes away what people's jobs are, will find the growing class of people who don't have that same purpose anymore. Do you then also have to think about that and wonder, like, what does it mean to be human if it's not my job?

And can you tell me what that is?

And can you tell me what that is?

You know, we we have philosophers and as a sist at open AI, and but I really think these are big societal questions that you know, shouldn't even be in the hands of technologists alone.

You know, we we have philosophers and as a sist at open AI, and but I really think these are big societal questions that you know, shouldn't even be in the hands of technologists alone.

We're certainly thinking about them.

We're certainly thinking about them.

And I you know, the tools that we see today, they're not the tools that are automating certain aspects of our jobs. They're really tools extending our capabilities, our inherent abilities, and making them far better. But it could be that in far future, you know, we have these systems that can automate a lot of a lot of different jobs. I do think that, as with other revolutions that we've we've we've gone through, there will be new jobs and some jobs will be lost, some jobs will will be new, and there will be some retraining required as well.

And I you know, the tools that we see today, they're not the tools that are automating certain aspects of our jobs. They're really tools extending our capabilities, our inherent abilities, and making them far better. But it could be that in far future, you know, we have these systems that can automate a lot of a lot of different jobs. I do think that, as with other revolutions that we've we've we've gone through, there will be new jobs and some jobs will be lost, some jobs will will be new, and there will be some retraining required as well.

But I'm optimistic.

But I'm optimistic.

It's it's it's interesting, it's scary, because change always is. But you know, as long as we have blessed you, as long as we have as long as we have koalas riding bicycles.

It's it's it's interesting, it's scary, because change always is. But you know, as long as we have blessed you, as long as we have as long as we have koalas riding bicycles.

I think I think we head in the right direction. Thank you so much for joining me on the show.

I think I think we head in the right direction. Thank you so much for joining me on the show.

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