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Let me explain why the Airbnb is coming through stronger. Okay, one, not every place you want to visit has a hotel nearby. Okay, there are some places that you want to go where the hotel is going to be quite a drive from where you actually want to hang out, Whereas an airbnb has the ability to be much closer to the things that you want to do. It's a chance, it's a second chance to be at the city center when all the hotels are like, oh no, I'm sorry, we're full, there's no room in the in Okay, wow, okay, okay, okay, You've got to be born in a manger. And so I'm just saying an airbnbat it offers a different style, a different flare you were talking about flare. It offers a different flare of decor when you are staying somewhere. Whereas hotel we we we talked about all the time. Almost every hotel, almost every hotel out there, has bad art on the walls. It has uncomfortable towels. Okay, it has sheets that when the bed is made tight like marine tight, and you can bounce the coin off of it, you may never get out. You may cocoon yourself sweating yourself half to death. Okay, Okay, you gotta worry about what's happening in the building. It's not it's not just someone's apartment, it's not just someone's house. Where there's there's now some level of of control with the variables. Okay, you have to worry about a whole building. You may check into a hotel and they're like, hey, sorry, we're doing constructions, so you're about to not sleep for the next three nights. That could happen at someone's house, but more likely it won't happen. There's also don't smile at me like that. Don't don't do that. I am listening intently. No, I know you're listening. I know you listen to But that's also the smile of somebody who like, you're acting like I've stepped into some sort of trap, and I don't appreciate. Just don't smile at me like that how you feel, but that that's how I feel. You know that when you smile like that at a person, you know what you're doing. Don't act like you'll know what you're doing right now that you know. I mean that, that's what I that's what I can't stand for it. Don't smile at me like that. They'd be like, what, don't do that. I didn't even know smiler like that to say the truth. Yeah, but you're just building my case. I'm just building. I understand, I understand, but you smile like you caught somebody alive. I'm just telling you how I feel like I'm an argument with my man or something to be like, Okay, there's nothing. There's nothing like when someone gets caught. The people's reactions with somebody. But they catch somebody and alive, it's like because sometimes sometimes they get more upset and sometimes it's weird with people don't get more upset. I don't like that, like like if someone caught me in a lie, I would need you to can't be caught now catch you? You need to catch that, all right. I don't like this thing of like, hey, okay, I lied to you and now you're like, uh oh okay, don't catch and release me. As what I'm saying exactly, I'm that fish. I want to be in the net. I want to be on a plate. Yeah, I'm going ahead, hit me with the hammer, all right, it's already been caught in. The last thing I need. The last thing I need is to throw throw me back out into the water with the hook still in my mouth. And now I'm swimming away like I'm fine. I've always thought that was like I was thinking about that Mitch Hedberg joke about like catch and release where it's just like you just made a fish late to something basically yeah, yeah, because I've never I was like, so you just like this fish was living his life like this fish didn't want a piercing, you know what I mean, just swimming through nature living their life. If all of a sudden, because you got a thousand all the fishing lure you know, and don't want to speak to your children or your wife, you're a significant of it because you know they're also all types of people. Fish. You want to be by yourself out here on God's waters. Now you're just out here poking holes and fish, right, because think about it. If you put a fit, you poke holes in the you catch the fish. Right. Also, I always wonder about like how that works, like okay, if they eat like fly fishing here, see somebody make a fly. It's crazy, No, it's wild. I don't it's the patients. I'm blown away by it. I was like, there's no way you have good eyesight if you do that for forty years. Either you can only see a foot ahead of you, or like you're reading menus and your phone like this, like that's what this is? This Yeah, but also I'm like they bite into it and I cast the design of it makes it immediately go through the lip. But it's just like I'm sure it has to heal, like it has to be cleaning in like water. But like I wondered, sometimes like if then fish get caught, don't they die from the connection, Like they could get an infection, right, that's like any living thing getting the cut. I mean, I have no idea. The waters that we fish in sometimes are actually pretty nasty. So as soon as you cut them, you probably that's the death sentence right there, even if you decide to throw them back. Um, I will say, okay, I this is my fault. Airbnb is Oh listen if you know anything about this here podcast which we all we all have to acknowledge of. The podcast is just the old school radio show. We all have to acknowledge this. It's like somebody was like, Damn, I wanted to listen to something, but not music. M what do I have the radio? No? No, no das I need ideas. NPR cann't do so much. You know what I mean. Um, but I can, I can. I see the arguments that you're making. I see. Oh last thing I'll say on the first on the first drop of my argument is uh, you know We're gonna do several drops throughout the podcast, back and forth. But I I feel like the review process comes in much heavier for an Airbnb than a hotel. I've seen hotels get bad reviews, and sometimes they respond, sometimes they don't respond. Sometimes they are you know, horrible, horrible, like like you know one point nine right and it will be a Holiday and Express. But this franchise Holiday and Express is not closing down even if it is level one point nine out of five until they deem it unprofitable, whereas with Airbnb you can go ahead and get shut out of Airbnb. Airbnb is watching, Airbnb is watching for those reviews. Did people have a good time, did people enjoy their stay? Was it clean? I can read all those reviews as someone who's about it. I know you can read reviews for a hotel, but because you need to leave them in Airbnb. Now there's a wider span of knowledge you can gain about a stay before you go there and hear what you're saying, what construction. Construction is construction. You don't know who's gonna be building what where, right, that's a risk with the airbnb. That's the risk of the hotel. Also, you don't know if you're gonna be near a train. You don't know if you're gonna be, you know, near a fire station or police station. You know, these are things that you have to look up on your own. To bad art, I've seen bad art and an airbnb. I've seen bad art in a hotel. I've seen bad art in a doctor's office. Bad art is out here walking in nature doing this thing, being like, hey, your eyeballs, I'm gonna offend them. I'm gonna be a problem. No one had. Somebody with bad taste had approximately a hundred and forty two dollars and really needed to decorate somewhere Like that was that's what they was out here doing. Okay, somebody walked into a target. It was like, you come here, you know, somebody want to see your local hobby lobby. Somebody went to your home goods, your t J Max, your Marshals. It was like, I have a hundred and sixteen dollars, let's make this happen right towers I have been an Airbnb is a bad towels that I have been in hotels with bad towels. But what I can say is that if you had a hotel and you have bad towels or they are hard, whether they're not clean or or whatever, you can usually look into the hallway and be like, excuse me, hi, I need some new towels. Okay. This is the advantage of staying in a hotel, right, because you were not limited to like I've been an Airbnbs, I've had to buy my own toilet paper, right because you only out here with this see through might as well be a fine mesh. Okay, half plot toilet paper that you don't put on here like you're making your own pinyada at the house. Where did you get Listen? I know there's tissue paper, you know when you give someone a present, that paper that you put into the bag, Put that on a roll and put it in a bathroom. Right, I've been an airbnbs. That then that's toilet paper. I had been an air b I've been in hotels that then a toilet paper. What I can tell you is that they budget for a tell it's going to be bigger. Also, I'm not gonna have all these fucking stipulations that the Airbnb is be having because you know, your ass I supposed to be Airbnb in this apartment. So now I gotta meet you seven blocks of fucking way to get the key, and you literally haven't struck. We had an Airbnb one time. It was me sal and Mia and it was literally, don't speak to the neighbors, don't make no eye cons and it is that don't talk to anybody going to get in there because technically your ass ain't supposed to be having no Airbnb. So now there's more and more situations where it's just like you're not supposed to be doing what you're doing. Now, I am violating your lease with you and if you are, if you are a standing at Airbnb somewhere, and it says in the least if this person cannot sublet or can the Airbnb, if the neighbors tell the office, I'm now getting kicked out because your ass is doing something that you don't have no business doing. Also, now the issue is people are getting apartment and getting multiple apartments just so they can air b and be them and it is a big problem in a lot of major cities, especially in New York and Los Angeles, where these could be places that somebody can live. But now you're an airbnb this whole, and so the rent in this place supposed to be I don't know, two grand. You charged somebody to grand just to stay for the weekend. So now you are forcing people out of affordable No I don't know how affordable the houses, but you're taking up space with at least for somewhere some people don't live. Then when it comes to the security, right, if you were in an apartment built, then you were at the mercy of whatever the hell is going on in that neighborhood. You don't know them back, you do what I'm saying, those mercy Okay, Yeah, it's just that's very That sounds like the advice that my Bob would give me. You were at the bursty of whatever it's going on in that name. That's it. You were now a resident of this part of town. Yeah. A hotel has security, a hotel has cameras, hotel now listen, depending depending because I've been in many hotels where it was just me and Mr Ptel was out here. Sometimes I was security. Right, we've been and it's like, I'm no security. I can snitch it best. I'm gonna get loud. I might know something, but somebody else would. Somebody else got to show up, right, Yeah, assault, I see assault. That's the best I can do for you. I'm in my room. I'm not jumping in. It depends on the situation, but for the most are I'm in my room. I remember a man. Why is he not a man here? Also, if the police cup at their interviewing me, as the person that did it is standing behind the police looking at me, I'm gonna have to lie. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but like he's looking right at me, I will say whatever I need to say, and then I'm immediately once he's in the police car, I'm checking out and I'm going to another hotel. I hope I can say enough for them to hold them, because if I can't, if he don't, even if he don't, especially if he don't get in the car, I'll go into another hotel. I'm leaving at photo in the morning. My asses out of here. No, we are not getting off at the same floor. I'll be off at a different floor and go up some fucking steps for downstep, You're not gonna noticeable floor in the room. I'm saying that, right, there's nobody, there's no there's nothing like dry snitch without somebody. And then you gotta sit next to him listen, and that's somebody who's at the tocol The police have been like, I don't know what he's talking about. Yeah, a, y'all, I'm not part of it, all right, Why don't you know your job? And no, I need you to know. Also, the music wasn't that loud. Somebody white called the police. We was really just fine because the pens of the police it was Google. Quitn't call, like, why aren't we being a call? Because it's like I'm just standing here. Also, I can't say that now that I don't smoke, I don't see a lot of ship that happens at night at hotels because I'm not outside. Yep, yep. That's a huge part of it. So sometimes the only reason I saw anything was because I was coming back from a show, right, just had nothing to do with me. I'm trying to walk in, and as I'm trying to walk in, they're like yelling about something, scraping about something, I'm like, yeah, I don't want any part of that. I remember the book checking to a hotel one time is dude had a bottle of wine and a cat wrapped up in his hood. He trying to check in and he the bottle slipped and I caught it. But then the process is trying to catch the bottle, him trying to get the bottle, he losed, the jacket falls, and then the cat gets out, and he's like, oh my god. And the guy in the front desk was like, yeah, we allowed animals. You didn't just like a hot cat because you could just see the dude was like listen because like he paid for a hotel room and like cash and a card, right, and he was like, I've been sleeping in my car for a couple of days and I finally got some money up and I was just like and he got in the front desk just didn't have the I think the guy have charged him like lower than what the raided the room was, because it was like, we all want this person to succeed, because yes, they're they're clearly going through something. You know. What was more miraculous to me that that cat made no noise if his jacket had to slip. Nobody would have knew he had a cat. So the cat already knows what the campaign is. So the cat is like, you know what the cat did? What the cat was supposed to do? I guess for me. Hotel's edge out because some times hotels got a pool, hotels got a gym, hotels have a bar. Hotel going of a business center, which is just a room with the printer. Hey, that business center stuff needs to stop. That business center that that's like when they have a gym. Can I tell you I've stayed at some hotels where they said they had a gym and it didn't even when I tell you, it's just simply not a gym, like like just fundamentally, like I will. I ended up going to the place and being like, y'all, y'all. Like I went to the front desk and I was like, y'all, y'all, can't be don't don't talk to people like this. Don't tell people, don't tell people things are gems that aren't gyms. Don't do that. It's bad way it could play, y'all. I wasn't even I wasn't even like mad. I was just like y'all know what you did? Like, it wasn't that Jack is out. Yeah, I didn't even have anger in my heart. I was just like, hey, y'all stop. He just walked up. Was like listen, in the words of Al Sharpton, do not and call it right. Yeah, I just I know what a gym is. I've been in gems. Y'all had a broken dumbbell. Have you ever seen a broken dumbbell? You? So, first of all, is one half it looked like a stick, right, it's a stick with it's a stick with some weight on because some dumbbells are screwed in, so some of them just have the full um, what's you McCall it? Some of them have the full weight completely connected, but some of them don't do that. So some of them they really do have like an issue of like being screwed in with the weights because they're plated. So the ones that are plates are just screwed in that way. Yeah. So I walked in. It was a treadmill that looked loose, right, So I have no and I didn't get on it. So I'm not gonna lowe the people and say it was definitely loose. But it looked loose because the tread on it was just you know, like when somebody sneaker about to fall apart. That's what it looked like. So it's like talking on the bottom. Yep. I've seen a loose treadmill and been like, this is the most dangerous thing I've ever seen, and that's someone that has fallen. Like as a child, we tried to see how fast you could go and try to see if you can catch up with it. Couldn't do it for the longest time. I'm talking about up until maybe this probably hap when I was like eight years old, I had a scar on my right knee at a scar in the middle of my chick because I fell down and this treadmill took the skin off my knee and the skin off the middle of my chest. For a long time, I had some scar on my chest that looked like fucking Brazil because I got my mom's boss's house and they had a gym in their house and sucking same springs, and so they had to go on as fast as we had to go in, and we just tried to jump on and see if we're gonna run, And I fucking felt Thank god it got my chest and not my chin. I at least fell to the point where I was like my face, my face, because I could have sucked my ship up. I could have been really out here, just give you a real quality motto, just the real because I can took off the whole side of my You're probably be living in different life right now. You know what I'm saying. I could not be in the public. I could have lost all of this. That's gotta god my whole chip. At least do enough to hold my head up because I went back into a waltz. My brother fell too, but didn't catch them like that because they had pants on, Like yeah, honey, a loose trap mail. I also, okay, this is this is my thing. When when you talk about amenities, all right, there are hotels. Let's say they have a thing they don't have. We already covered gym's. Yeah, are restaurants or restaurants, because there are some places where I'm like, y'all cook the sheets. I can tell that there's sheets in this soup. This tastes like dirty soup. There's stains in the soup. I've never understood is why hotel bars closed so early. I think that they don't want to encourage because they because specifically because it doesn't make sense. It makes sense to me. So the way that you're like, why would a hotel bar close so early? You're already there, That's exactly why they're like, we gotta shut this down. Oh, because they're already here. They're already here, so they don't even have to worry about like letting me like like if hotel bars closed at four, everyone would stay till four, Like everybody you already staying there. You don't have to worry about like getting your your keys taken away. You don't have to worry about catching an uber home or anything. You're already there. I'm just going upstairs. I'm just getting an hour. And you're telling yourself we're gonna go upstairs, but you stay for three more drinks. You know. Well, I think the other thing that the reason they don't do it is because of adultery. Maybe wait wait wait wait wait, help me out to not facilitate an accident like a oops, like a because because it's a hotel, so they already have way to help it. I hear it's and it may know that that's why the hotel that's because it's a business. Somebody's gonna business trip with their work husband clear across the damn country at some fucking convention about I don't know boxes or you know, long whatever. People have conventions for a job. So so you were the other dude in the office that be kind of flirting or whatever. Now y'all at this hotel bar, because the thing is like, if you go to a restaurant and get drunk with you know, if somebody you could you know your husband with or you know your significant other with, if there's like a like leaving a bar being in an uber and be like, okay, we need to talk. We this is a mistake by dad. Y'all at the hotel bar. And now it's two am, so y'all don't left the restaurant. Has a little conversation in the uber. Y'all get back at tents from ten until too y'all send up talking laughing by D D DA. Okay, we're closed, we're closes. Were closed. Well what should we do? Oh, we should grab a couple more becauld. You could also leave with a drink from a hotel bar. You can order two more drinks and then go hang out somewhere and now all of a sudden, you're getting a divorce. I understand what you're saying. That's why I think that they're only the hotel. Also, it's because of that, and I also thinking because of um people who work in a certain industry, people of the nun because those because those those ladies and gentlemen and however they identified. It's none of my business. They frequent bars and hotel bars. Lord, I sound like my mama, But I've seen it because I met a girl who did it. I met a guy, I met a businessman who was looking for it. M hm, and they both ended up having a good night. I guess it's none of my business. All I'm saying is is that if you're are it's it's a Fiday at the Fouriday in the morning at these local hotels, you could be inviting certain situations that don't need to happen, because that's the hotel. Bodicles at nine and nine is ridiculous. You need to make some money. Yeah, but they've been open all day. They but Alla says known maybe yeah, I guess maybe new. I feel like a lot of those bars, it's like they do this this. It's usually a barn restaurant thing, and it's and it's usually a slight brunch into the evening into dinner into like closing at nine. So that's why I feel like they've been open for enough hours to function, you know, right, But I'm not saying I understand enough hours of function, but I also understand enough hours to get this chimeny's Okay. Yeah, I mean that. That's why I'm having a little bit of trouble with with your theory around them trying to hold America's marriages together just because they would they have to be making so much that has to be leaving someone on the table. No, I don't think it's about keeping marriages together. I think they don't want to be a participating factor, no precipitating factor, in what breaks one up. Okay, you see what I'm saying. Yeah, so they don't want people being like after you stayed at the Ramada, right, we were never the same, right, don't start none won't be un m hmmm. So we're gonna close that, We're gonna shut this bar down at a good Christian nine. Yeah, you dumb ass to call your wife and go to bed, which is crazy because it's really midnight, that nothing good happens after. I feel like ten and eleven are still reasonable hours for a nightcap, not if you got to go to a conference in the morning, conference and all of that. You know what I'm saying. I see what you're saying. That makes sense. Now, so you've got a conference, you gotta be out there with your badge and that binder. You know who doesn't have to worry about these problems at all, saying an Airbnb, airb and bees, Okay, there is no Airbnb bar. If there is, it's a bar that's in the house that you already invited the person too, so you already doing wrong. Okay, there's no temptation. Okay, but we have to acknowledge the furniture, and Airbnb is the most uncomfortable doll furniture airbnbs I've been in lately. Bitch, where is the rest of his couch? Oh yeah, yeah, I can see that. There's some of them try to be too stylized, minimalist. That's my thing is. I will say that that is a point you've brought up that I completely agree with. Where I've stayed a couple of places where I'm like, you know, you're not a Buddhist. Whoa you? You were just being cheap because the stuff is from Ikea, so you could have got a little extra I kea in here. You could have already was once smooth trip to Rooms to Go. All you needed was a shiny rent a center. Okay, let's say I was just gonna say, you know, rooms to Go, You're a rent center, Hella Ethan Allen in this bitch. Okay, buy some real fucking couches. The ship is a suntan. How about in the couch on the floor at the same time, and I'm bout I was like, I'm like, I know, I'm not. I'm like, I'm not a tiny woman, but I've never been cut out of a house either. So and look not to not to take away from the point that you just made, because I do agree with that. But if you're looking for, like I said in the beginning, decore, hotels aren't making strong choices. If you're looking for decore, you need to go home. Why are you worried about the decor and somewhere to ate your house the bed, visit somewhere. I'm not saying it's not gonna be nice when I'm saying is if you're not gonna get pick a hotel because of the lamps they have, you don't really need a hotel that bad. That's all I'm saying. If the art on the wall, because I've got to some Airbnb's that has something. I mean, the worst art I'm seeing some place terrible decorating has been an Airbnb's terrible decorating. The number of times I'm saying somewhere, I'm like, oh, this is is a bachelor. It's giving you very much, first apartment, it's some of you my first department, first good job. It is giving you back to the path. It's giving you somebody. It's like a one just one overview of a page on Pinterest. One's like, yes, everything should be great. Everything is great. This this this is my other issue. Right, I understand. I'm completely completely with you on the drawbacks of how people individually run their airbnbas. You get people who are like, oh, hey, I got just enough forks for the people who rented the airbnb. Like, I'm I'm with you there. I will say that there are hotels where if you don't want to just be in the common area with everybody, if you don't want to be sitting in the lobby talking. The room itself is a lot of times, depending on depending on your stay, is not equipped to have a get together in the room. Right, So maybe you have three or four friends that want to hang out with you while you're in your room, but you have a twin bed, uh, you have a little couch or seat sofa situation in front of a TV. And then that that fourth person fifth, if you're feeling crazy, is standing you planning to get together in a space that could not accommodate. You know, can accommodate depends on the size of Airbnb that you're in. Because I've been an Airbnb is where it's like when I first started, when they first started doing them. The first one I was ever in, this girl was renting her room but she had a roommate, which was the most disrespectful fact. What the best person of being in that space was my home was making the bed and found the bottles and it was like kind of bottle on the side of the bed and I was like, what's this And I was like, oh, I bet it's loup and he said what he said her flu, it's just somebody who's disgusted by feet. So that bottle of look the girl or him the funk out and the mind you he's an e M T. He's been covered with everybodily fluid from the person has been on his body at feet are still disgusting to him. I was like, yeah, I feel like this is the thing that you just think makes you interesting. I don't know what this is for. Um. Also, it's like you've been covering multiple bodily fluids of different and it's like, can still be like feet? Oh? And I'm like, I don't leave you. I love you. I've said this to his face. I love you, but I don't believe you. Now, if you're trying to squeeze four people and to a hotel room that you know it's not big enough, that's your own fault. You don't want to try to put on the people in a little last room. I understand, but I'm just saying I'm not I'm not saying you should do it and be surprised. I'm saying that if two people try to do it, the likelihood that one of them would be able to do it is leaning on the Airbnb side, But that depends on the size Airbnb that you've got. That's how an Airbnb that you have? You know what I'm saying. There's apartments in New York where people can't get four people in their apartment. Only when you get three people in this bitches wanna speaker phone. No. Absolutely, not the hotel thing that you that you mentioned earlier, which I do think it is a drawback of hotels. Hotels are getting pretty high and mighty with these prices, yo. Knowing that Airbnbs are out there as well and you're still gonna raise the prices is high. And not only that, did you forget that we were just in a pandemic and nobody was staying in these but just also where where where were you when you were thinking, all right, I'm gonna charge more, but I'm gonna clean the room whenever I feel like it. I also clean my own room. And it's not even a thing of like this is this is my thing. What I will do is if I am staying in a hotel every depending on how long I'm staying, if I know I'm gonna be staying for a while, Let's say I'm staying somewhere for two weeks, Like let's say I'm staying there for a stint, right, every three days, I'll let somebody clean my room, but I clean my room every day, or I'll if it if it gets to the point where I'm like, like, let's say I'm in a situation where my room isn't that big so there's not too much to clean up, then it's every five days. Because there have been sometimes where I'm like, look, I'm gonna I'm gonna have this person. I'm gonna let this person come clean the room just so they can get ahead start on their day, because i know it would be too junkie to clean up all at once when I leave, So I'm a day away from leaving, so let me go ahead and let them like clean the room in a way that's like like just taking out the trash and stuff so that's not stinky in here or anything like that. Like, well, I'll put the I clean my room every day, right, like what I'll do. Like when I was in a Melbourne I think it was like fourteen days, but it was like almost like an extended day, like it was a full kitchen in there. Also, like if you're not somebody who's ever been in a hotel, for like two weeks. There's something weird about being in a hotel for more than like four days, because now it's like, okay, I'm a resident of this, like somebody sending my mail here like calm, I'm mama, I live here now. Like being at a hotel for too long, it does give you like a weird feeling and I can't describe it. That's why if I'm especially if I'm staying at an extended stay, right, it's specifically this hotel just because they have a lot of kitchen nets and stuff like that. Once I use the kitchen net, we're in a whole different room. Now. Yes, like popping popcorns one thing, but once I actually make eggs here, I live here now, yes, you understand. And I've stayed in the sweet yeah, and it's like it's like you know you moved here, yes, like an extended So I've been an extended because I was we were on the road, and so after a while you're like, I can't the way just coming into a room with two beds and a TV night after night after night, and every day it's a different hotel. You're like your brain just goes what the fund is happening. So if you're gonna be somewhere for a long time, when you have it, when you're in it, I think we were in like fun where we are we like somewhere in New England where not only was it a sweet, it was a sweet with the kitchen. I was like, I'm at a one bedroom apartment. You know what else is a one bedroom apartment? Airbnb? A you already know, but you don't need Airbnb? Is because we have extended days? Maybe girl, not everywhere I wanted an extended state before, and there was not one in the area I've been. But also every extended day is not nice, yea. Some some of them are the quality barriers. You can work around and be at the wrong extended day, and you know you're at the wrong extended say when there's too many people outside. There is something about that that I don't know what that is. But anytime I've got a hotel and everything's everything's fine when I check it right, and then I go back after the show and there's just like team people outside smoking, Like so do they know each other or like it'll always be just loud enough that I'm like, I cannot tell if they're having fun or if it's about to pop off. They don't know either. And that's also a problem because it will be too many people because you ever see those fights, like, um, there there was this fight that I saw online that that that happened where there was a way in. There was a boxing way in for like an independent promotion. Okay, so this was not a fight. This wasn't a street fight. This was an actual professional bike boxing match. This this is a professional boxing match way in, right, But it's not. It's not a promotion you would be familiar with or anything. It turned into a street fight later because a guy who wants to fight one of the guys who's about to fight, right, So I don't know. I don't know everybody's names. I just know that. And then Billy wants to fight Ricky Bill. He wants to fight Ricky, but he can't fight him this weekend because Ricky's fighting Bobby, right. Uh So then he gets into it with them post press conference and like throws a drink in his face or whatever and then goes to walk out. Now, a couple of people affiliated or not followed him out, Okay, and then the people who followed about now there's just first of all, there's too many people for a quote unquote good fight, because it's just gonna be too much confusion. But now outside this hotel, because that's also what revealed they were at the hotel because it looked like a very professional. It looked like a very because you can only see the what do you call the thing that people take pictures in front of on a red car. Okay, because the step and repeat for the press conference is so big, it looks like a legitimate weigh in. It's not until it's not until the cameras follow the people that followed the guy out that through the drake that you see that like, oh, y'all are in like holiday in Express, y'all are super right. He gets outside and even when they got outside, they gotta walk around cars that are parked and stuff like that. And then some people like you know, try to try to rush him and everything, and you know, he got he got he got clocked one good time, um, which you know he had coming because he threw the drink as a cheap shot and whatever, go ahead, sorry, But then they as they're walking away, I'm just like that is the vibe when I get back from a show. Sometimes I'm staying at a hotel. It's just nineteen dudes outside, and like, some of them are laughing, but some of them are like, like, Okay, one time I left this is I probably shouldn't tell a story, but one time when I was in college, I can't remember I was. I was at some bar and I straight up left the bar because there was a guy. I was with my friends, but we were close to campus, and there was a guy. Two big old dudes, right, big big dudes, and the guy said. One guy said something to the other and he was laughing, and the other guy just kept saying, wait what did you say? And it was loud in there, right, so he was like, wait, what did you say? And honestly, I just didn't like the way he kept asking, wait what did you say? So I was like, you know what, I don't drink, I have no reason to be here. I'm gonna go ahead and walk out now. I'm good. I don't I don't sit and stay and wait to see and you know what I mean. And then what happened. Oh no, they fought. They fought the yeah, yeah, but it was just like it was one of those things where I was like, because they're gonna first of all, there they both look a little drunk, so one of them is gonna miss and hit me because I'm sitting next to this dude and seeing. That's the other reason at hotel bars can't stay open that late, because also have to remember, this is a bunch of different people from a bunch of different places. M So you don't they could get describing in here for anything because they're not even from they're not from Evansville, Indiana. They're just here for this dentist conference. And the last thing you need is because the people frequent the bar every night, every night of the conference, they're gonna be at the bar. The last thing you need is somebody to come to the bar and be like, Okay, three O nine, I'll see you later, right, I'll see you later through oh nine. The things that the airbnb is somebody just like here and you're kind of just left to your own devices. Yeah, yeah, I I understand that's a huge drawback. There's no supervision at an airbnb, and there's sometimes too much supervision at a hotel. Like sometimes you know, we're just trying to get that you picked your food up, trying to get to your room, and all of a sudden, it's like, okay, I've got my food and my stuff. Oh funk, I can't get upstairs and us I use my card to put the thing on the fucking elevator, Like, what's happening? Let me go to my fucking room. Because some hotels you just have to hit the thing and then you can press any floor. All their hotels, you hit the ship. You can only press your floor. Yeah, so they're on an elevator and it's like there's for you, and there's like, ok okay, well I'm on seven, and then you're on eighteen, and then you're on twenty six, and then you're on seven. It's like, this is completely fucking I gotta understand it is for my security at my well being, but in this moment right now, that ship is annoying. So I think there's the other thing with Airbnb is it's like you're it's oh, ship, I don't have any I forgot my toothpaste and the AIRBBI passed out hotel, go downstairs and give you a toothbrush toothpaste, right, and now something I love the little hotel that has like the little um the little convenience story in it, but I always think it's weird. I finally was at a hotel that had a little convenience story in it that had condoms, because I was like, why the funk don't y'all have condoms? You got a sewing kit, you gotta lit roller, you got spray lights, al, you got milk fucking dinners. Okay, this is this is what's happening though at at at at least an airbnb's, they don't they don't have condoms because they at least have a reason. You can tell when somebody actually lives to the Airbnb that you're staying at, and when somebody is running a chain of Airbnb's, you know, like a like, um oh yeah, you can tell it. It's someone being like listen, I'm renting out my place that I live. Yeah, please please please, like I get it. I get it. And if you do, I get it, and and and and hey, if y'all are in love and there's your honeymoon, wee get I'm happy for you. Please. Oh, like, I have to live here, so just don't make any memories. No no, no, no no, no no no. You were the one that let people sleep in your the two grown adults sleep in your bed for four days. I don't think you're wrong. I don't think you're wrong. I'm just saying I think that's the thought process that they have, Oh the airbnb like owner person doing the Airbnb that they hope nobody's in here making whoopee? Is that what the fun you think is happening? I'm saying I think that that's what they would they you can't, you can't. There's no thing. They say, no parties, they say, no whatever, But there there's nothing in airbnb where you have to be like, hey, listen, y'all, don't don't do. You can't like a dance chaperone your way through an Airbnb. All right, A no touching? You know what I mean. Leave? You know you can't do you can't go no, no, no, no no. I know that you paid this money to stay in my house for five days, you and your spouse, But I have to sleep in this bed as well, so please don't have sex. No. What you're gonna have to do is change them sheets then you come back. That's what's going to have to happen. I'm completely with you. I'm saying I think that they think that you think that they don't want people sucking in that bad I think so. I think some people don't care, but I think there are people out there who are like, oh man, well this this is why I will say. Though, for the Airbnb side of it, I understand you're saying that you can't care, and I agree with you that you can't care, but you also know people aren't reasonable. And you also have to know that if you say no parties, people will have a party. You can't you can't delegate who comes up in that bitch. Yeah. What you have to do, is the owner that Airbnb is that you have to put a waterproof mattress cover on your mattress mm hmm, and then put a pillow top on top of that, and then put some sheets on that bed because you decided to rent out your house and you decided to let people sleep on your mattress. Who And see that's the other because like think about hotels, you always have to like, okay, other people stepping in this bed. But if you're an Airbnb, other people slept in that bed, You're in somebody else's bad. Airbnb is just uber Okay, it's just left m hm with beds. It's just Uber with beds, and it's just Uber with bed So if you have an inch with people having sex in your bed, then you don't need to have Airbnb. Or what needs to happen is you need to have another closet in your house big enough, or area in your house big enough to store your own mattress, like a Murphy bed situation, but only for you, right, hidden bookcase with your mattresses. That makes sense. But other than that, this is this is not going to work. So let's ask the listeners because honestly, once this has been a very civil, factual conversation, I realized I had to go comfort your neck at all this time. Yeah yeah, yeah really, like truly, I think some people listening might be disappointed. I might, But I have therapy this morning. So if I catch you all your therapy days, I'm winning every one of them, all right. If I'm catching you sin, if I'm catching if I'm catching you centered, there's no there's no hope for you. If I'm catching you at peace, at peace, say if I catch you at peace, oh oh no, I hate it for you. I hate it for you, and I love it for you. I'm happy for you, and I'm sad for you. But look, listen, if you're catch you at peace, I was this is something that's close to my heart. I didn't I guess that today I felt like, you know, let's really talk about this as opposed to because this is a conversation that I have with myself on a regular basis, like where am I going to stay? Right? Okay? Okay, So I was really invested in this conversation today because I'm just like, Okay, what do I prefer? M hmm. Because the other thing that I feel like what airbnbs is I feel like that when I'm in a hotel, it feels generic, it feels sanitized. I know I'm not the first person in here, but I feel like, m hmm, all of this has been set up for me. Okay. So it really comes down to and and this is for the listener, as you're making your decisions right right, regardless of our arguments, do you prefer this is something an extra question I ask yourself. I'm not changing the scenario. I'm just saying, do you prefer something that feels homey and lived in or something that feels fresh for you? On your trips? You know, and I do like a homey feel. I like I like feeling like, oh hey, I'm visiting with friends at a friend's house, or I'm you know what I mean. Here's the thing with the airbnb. You never, depending on how the person runs it, vibe in that place. It could beat, it could feel fresh for me, or I could feel lived in and homie. I've been an airbnbs that were so sanitary. There's not sanitary. There were so you could tell that nothing went into this. You threw a TV up the bed. I could. It's on stilts, and it's like that's it, you know, put some towels in the bathroom. It's like I did what I needed to do. It feels like someone never lived here, right, you know what. Let's go this over to the listeners. You know, because they travel, okay, they're they're worldly people and and I want to know from you. Let us know, um, you know, are you down with an airbnb? Do you prefer a hotel? Where do you like to spend your time when you're not at home? What's your go to when you're on your travels? Um? 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