Broadcasting live from the Sierra Vista Golf Center — where Dave Davies declared it “not chilly out here today,” immediately removed his jacket, and compared the driving range favorably to Top Golf “because it’s a lot cheaper” — Davies and Paul Corder sprinted through a full Cochise County winter sports roundup, pausing only to endorse VISTA cards, lament missing stat uploads, and remind everyone that high school sports are apparently a weekly referendum on whether the AIA respects southeastern Arizona.

Spoiler: they do not. According to Dave and Paul, anyway. And honestly? They make a persuasive case.