Rundown:
It's the 100th show and, uh, sure, we definitely remembered to invite Steven Ruiz back ahead of time
Aaron Rodgers is weird and his pants are on fire
-- His teammates will suffer from his lies
-- Jordan Love is in an awful spot
-- But let's root for chaos anyway
The Browns thoroughly botched the Odell Beckham Jr. situation
-- Is Baker actually freezing out OBJ, or is the simplest answer (that Baker is simply not great) the right answer?
-- Where do they go from here?
The Dolphins actually wanted to trade for a guy *only after he paid off 22 women.* That's terrible.
Picks against the spread!
-- What's up with the Cardinals-49ers spread?
-- Carson Wentz is favored by 10.5? Bet, bet, bet, bet
-- The ghosts are back, Sam Darnold