We kick off with Tombstone Texts, where Patsy's long‑gone cat Puss triggers a discussion about the lifespan of cats.

Small Thing, Big Joy celebrates the little wins - new socks, fancy restaurant soap and dogs with their heads out car windows. Then listeners confess why they got in trouble at school, from flying scissors to mystery detentions.

Plus, Australia’s Funniest Mum continues with more brilliant callers, before the show wraps with Nervous Movies for At Work Time Wasters!