Pats is off sick, so Intern Pete steps up - just in time for a fresh round of Monday Winners or Losers, featuring Pete’s doomed blow‑up‑doll hunt and Rio nearly burning down his house while playing FIFA on Xbox. 

We check who’s actually waking up at 5am for Australia vs USA in our World Cup calls, and in huge pub news, Shannon Noll is officially locked in to play the Criterion Hotel next Friday, with listeners pitching the perfect cover for him to belt out.

We wrap with Pirate Movies for At Work Time Wasters.