Christian and the team kick things off with a post-Census debrief, discovering that explaining their jobs is harder than filling out the form itself, while Pete gets an unexpected reminder of his single status.

Plus, the Senseless Census reveals Australia's shower habits and settles the Parma vs Schnitty debate once and for all. We also hear the weirdest things hidden in listeners' freezers, uncover some incredible "What Are The Odds?" coincidences, and finish with Make A Band Younger for AWTW.