FULL: A Good Deed In A Wicked World

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Good morning Rio, Happy Monday, Good morning.

Pats Hi boys.

It is far from a happy Monday.

Oh what's going on?

I believe the Germans have a word for how I feel. I am the kempt. There is a malaise over me right now because Sunday afternoon football. I am a D's fan. We should have smashed Saints, but spoiler alert, they smashed us.

So a couple of things right.

I was really looking forward to the game, and my eighteen year old daughter Lewis travel an hour to come back from university to watch the game together.

Oh.

I laid out snacks, dips, everything ready for us. For it was, I presume, just a walk through coronation, an easy win, an easy win setting up the big cash next Monday, obviously big freeze, King's Birthdays and the pies and I've got tickets. I was looking forward to it, and then ten minutes in, just it all seemed very familiar, just.

A sinking feeling.

At first, my age and yeld toaster. She goes, it looks very hot. They're dad.

Maybe they're struggling in to the heat. I google the temperature right now and Alae springs just they look really red face right and it's twenty degrees.

Yeah, it's not exactly.

It's how they done a marathon.

Before the game because they were like all red face. And also I think it for some of those players. We've got a couple of ball players. Okay, you should be to wear a hat. No, you should wear that, Max and that and Benjamin button that new h he's got the guy from where a bit, Yes to the guy who looks like he's fifty seven but googled his ages twenty five. These have got Benjamin button Plane. Anyway, those balldheaded fellows, you know, especially Max's tall as well, so he's higher to the you know, it could be they.

Should be able to wear a hat.

Yeah, it should be like in recess at school, no hat, no play, no footy today.

And then the start of the second quarter, so you know, we've only played like twenty five minutes.

Cleaning all of it is. Smash is an entire kind of red bull.

I'm in the game during the games at the start of the second court and I'm like, what is going on?

That's performance enhancing?

Didn't work on now it didn't didn't work, But like.

Nutritionists would never suggest, no big fizzy sugary grana.

In that heat of twenty degrees and it spains.

And the commentators were always we're trying to get the hype in the game up, and they were going, there's about eight to ten thousand people here.

I know, if you saw it, they're lucky. You'd have eighty two people there. There were not a two thousand people day games. How dare you? And so? And then my daughter said start the third quarter. She goes, I'm gonna go and have a shower now, and come on.

She went up for that shower and I didn't see her again. I heard it was this from my bedroom.

Is it over? Yeah? Yes, it's safe to come down now.

And then it's coming to work this morning, right, and you know before the show, I just want peace and quiet. Ben the engineer gets into me at five thirty s morning, I'm smoking a cup of tea and he goes, a lot.

Smash you a lot.

Yesterday I said, I've known you like three years. Mention have you been a Saints fan? Suddenly now you're coming at me? Other know, say space is Ben?

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That's how was your weekend?

Yeah?

Nice?

We went over to your neck of the woods on Saturday. Actually all he's doing this acting sort of workshop every Saturday.

It's been nice.

Actually every Saturday we've gone to Brighton and had a lunch or a breakfast.

Where do you go and have lunchrail there there?

Well, the pantry is very very popular.

Yeah, I say, I haven't breakfast with my one of the kids last week.

Very popular, constantly packed. And then right over the road is Massy, which is a stunning little it's actually a church sort of front garden, I guess. And we find ourselves there at least for coffee, if.

Not for lunch.

And the owner is a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful lady who always comes over and remembers us each week.

You know those lovely cafe owners.

Yes, Oh she's just very special about that, Oh so lovely. Do you love people watching around there? Because the the residents of Brighton are all moneyed up, but still all the yummy mummies, right, they got that kind of like high end leisure wearing, very nice if they've been working out. But it's all immaculate. Yes, it's like it's been like freshly lawneded. Oh yes, the hair that makes it must be like three or four hours before you get out the house or sat there and walk that little kvoodle dog.

It's a full time job. There was a couple of girls having brunch next to us. Actually it was ten to thirty in the morning, and they crack opened a bottle of Moet. Oh, you're kidding, and I thought, you know what, you go, sisters.

If I could do that, I would as well. I thought, that goes fantastic.

Look at them.

I don't know, you go, life is short, enjoy it.

Oh we know, we don't know what.

They might be celebrating someone that's right, Yes, you're right.

Or they're a grandma for the first I just any excuse is good enough for Moet. At ten thirty on a Saturday morning, I say, I.

Thought it was great.

But I tell you what, Brighton people driving through Brighton do not know how to navigate a roundabout.

No, I know what you mean. Whenever I have to drive over to Brighton.

Right, there are three roundabouts on Church Hit about three hundred meters and none of the locals know how to get shocking.

It's like a game of Russian Roulette rio. You've got no idea you.

Should do the next Mad Max movies just on Church Street.

In real time, we nearly had three We were nearly t bowed three times along those roundabouts by drivers I might adding very nice cars who just like steamroll through it and obviously have no idea that you have to give way to your right for cars that are already on the roundabout.

Why do you reckon it is? It is brighton entitlement.

I think is money and entitled pants.

It's all the porch imacular cars, and they think they should just been to.

Enter their roundabout.

And also they see people like you and I and nowhere old money and we know we don't live locally.

And also they judge your car like, oh gosh, get off the road.

I'm coming through the cay I.

Know my can and I'm sorry, but the little Yung Dai Tucson was no match for the Cayenne or the BMW or the Merchant got us on the third time.

You've got massive like Sherman tanks sort of four boys to ferry around some little two year old on a booster seat?

Are they worse than where Patsy?

Great drivers?

That's mainly tractors, isn't it.

Thomas dropping straw on the back?

There is it on tractor, yes, somewhere market cards.

But it was terrifying And the third time it happened we actually had to like slam our brakes on to avoid collision in the car.

Just she just kept driving like.

Champagne. You don't go your mind.

I actually you know it's interially too about the worst drivers in melbourne're right. Brighton is a nightmare and it's those roundabouts. People don't know how to use the roundabouts, so they they don't know the etiquette about giving way to the right.

Don't they teach that? Like your girls have just recently got their license?

But I think, you know what, I think it's not taught like that anymore.

They've changed it. They have changed it.

It's not ultimately give way to the right. It's like that in the UK, but here it's like whoever's on the roundabout, how's control of the roundabout?

Yes?

So I always grew up giving way to the right, and there's just been the sort of snuck in a change where it's like it's just whoever's their first, first come, first serve.

Yes, that's that's bizarre. That's no, you're right, no one's been. They haven't updated us.

I always giving my daughter's false information, so I was going to wait here, give way to the right. Then they just carry on when they don't.

Driving instructor.

It was one of Christian's daughters.

Good luck everybody, I do believe.

Yeah, bright are some of the worst drivers in Melbourne. The other one is than Apean Highway.

Oh really, Oh my god. Come.

I come in to work every day on that high It is a nightmare, even very early night. So I get on it at five am. It's the trade's all right. A lot of they've got they've had a lot of caffeine, some of them, you see, like with that big sort of jumbo tron, the frank green bottle of filled up with coffee and then they're chugging a monster energy drink right, too much, too soon, right, and then they're doing those soups up this the V eight sort of ute and it's.

Just like, why do you need to get to work so quickly?

They must have so much meaning and purpose on that building site. They really want to get to work very quickly. I think that we need our own Trady Lane, Yes, Monster Lane.

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The next hour.

I need to to people who have completed jigsaws. I am not somebody who has ever completed a jigsaw. And I've taken on a new mission with my daughter before she turns twenty one. I said, why don't we complete a thousand piece chicksaw.

We've done it.

We've tried a couple of five hundred ones and just failed, just gave up within an hour.

Well, then don't go for the found in life.

In life, you must stretch us out for rio. This is the next stretch.

But you can You didn't stretch to five hundred.

You know, I'm skipping that part of the stretch, Reo. I'm doubling. Yeah, massive, It might be too much. It might be too much. Patsy, you noticed something about your husband the word I be love God.

Well, he does this all the time, and I think it's a dead thing, as he's not one to sit idle when we're out for dinner. Once we've finished eating, he can't see the beauty.

In just sitting and conversing.

Still still no, No, I'm with him already as well.

Once it's done, it's done. Oh god, you've had You've had the meal, but.

You're so full you just need to sort of dive and.

Then go home. Whoa, kick your shoes off and get your cut.

It's the best part of the meal, is why once you get home and put your cozy pants on.

Yeah, you can't wait to get back anything.

Why can I do that? What you do?

Go and put my coaches on. Hurry out, I've really got my coaches on. You're going to put your coses on. We've got coaches on.

That is living me crazy. It's just done.

Once you've around you like whether you have a dessert or a coffee afterwards, you go, let's go.

Come on, No, it drives me insane.

Energy's gone the whole thing.

It was so bad Saturday at lunchtime, Audrey complained, But Dad, I've still.

Got food in my neck.

It's like it's like he watches you because he eats quite fast.

And as soon as you.

You've still got food, you're still processing and chewing the food is right right, stands up, no, sit down, we're not finished it.

Do you know what's unique You might not even realize it. You know what is completely unique to Australia. We don't do this in the UK. I thought, I've never seen it anywhere in Europe. Either is you will take a person's plate if they finish eating. You won't wait for everybody. I couldn't believe when I moved how it's just like, that's so rude.

So you would wait until everyone's finished.

All this and then the plates get taken away.

That seems like something see that seems like a very royal queen like thing where you wait until the whole long table is done and then all the wait is come and take it away.

Either it's strange because someone finishes, they take the plate away, so it's then quite hostile for the other person, like I've got no food.

You're just going to sit there taking your time.

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Your Wanting to Chris Christian listened to John bon Jovi.

Someone reminds me I read over the weekend Young Guns three is happening.

Oh wow, talk about blasts on a pass.

I'm only going to give you money, right if you promise me they're called about, like Christian Slater and the Mighty Lou Diamond Phillips.

I don't know what you gun.

Oh my god.

Those movies were massive, weren't they. It's only brat pack of Hollywood young actors. So it's like Christian Slater, Emilio Esta Vez, Lou Diamond Phillips.

Oh my god, they were huge.

Looks the same like he no, seriously, I do not know. Is it good jeans? But he he was on that Anthony Andrew McCarthy, sorry bio that he did, and he looks exactly the same, like his face has not changed.

He looks amazing.

God, I remember they were like they really were like the heroes of the eighties. Just that name, Emilio Est. Oh god, they were so good. And I think it was Keith for Suddent.

In it as well.

I think he was, Yes, yes, I would.

You know what if you if they do Young Guns three for people of a certain age, that would be absolutely huge. I mean, they bring it back all these eighties movies. Now's because Tom Cruise does such a great thing bringing back Top Gun.

It was such a great movie.

I'm not saying Young Guns three would be as good as that I doubt it, but.

I'd still give them money.

Now, in two days time, this show of ours turns seven years old and we have seven gifts for you, guys.

Seven years old Christian show.

It's a sollbration, peez god.

Seven gifts for you.

Thank you very much, Robin, the team at Ians and Bosh they have for each of the almost seven years of the show. We have seven big prizes in total worth over eleven thousand dollars that will be given away this Wednesday. My wife goes to meith the weekend. She hears enable a busy couple of weeks. I think going on the show, they're going to give away those some seven gifts.

You know what this might help? She goes something to do with the number seven. I went, bloody hell, Sarah, how'd you do this?

Just drop it?

Mine bombs like.

That that E calls content?

Does she do it right now?

We do it seven? I don't know what to do today.

Sarah was right there in front of me.

Have I said that we don't have any clear idea what to do? I said, oh no, no, We've got it covered.

And I was like, it's the number seven, cht GPT. What could you do with the Number seven radio show. These are amazing prizes, don't it worse? Eleven thousand dollars. We've got a Bosh frontloading washing machine, heat pump, dryer, Bosh and Dutch and cook top, built in oven, and stainless steel free standing dishwasher.

Quad door fridge the giant.

Anybody else listening right now, you got three doors you'll get out of the wor.

Coming through with my stainless steel.

Bosh quad door fridge and a white rechargeable vacuum cleaner as well. So seven big prizes for seven years of the show this Wednesday. Now on Friday, I was saying, you know what I'd really love to happen on Wednesday. There's something about just seeing human handwriting. It's all texts and emerges. These days were just gone mad.

Give me a letter, a little scrawny hand right and trying to work out what that word is. I love all that take through all effort to write a card. These days. Sometimes I'll get two.

Cards because the first one, I know, I screw up right near the end of the spelling.

You need a backup card.

Big yeah.

By the way, anyone still practicing their signature before signing the back of their credit cards.

I don't even sign the back chap.

And go Now, what is the high pressure shot in that? Seriously, I would like to do ten of them.

Before it was like it's just a squiggle when actually they used to examine it, didn't they did you do it up to the line.

Do your signature again? Please? So I just nervous. It's sweaty right now. No one looks at the back of a credit card.

Now.

So anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, Friday, I was on the show and samding nice to get some birthday cards. So we ran out the station's address. So Rio, I know you've been to my postbox here. You probably got a couple of sacks birthday cards for me.

Let me get the drum roll.

We've got two hundred, five hundreds two stacks follow them. Yes, thank you listeners for getting around me a free show for almost seven years. That came all the way from the other side of the Worldview guys, two thousand to.

Two whole cards, two individuals.

Just give it to me straight now you're mucking around where we got We just got two two it's too there's just two.

I think it's a his and hers. Apparently they were hand delivered as well on Friday.

People really don't trust ospose.

The only way we can guarantee you gets these by Wednesday is to hand deliver these.

Yes, so we've got these are all we've got and they are taped by the back with a sticky tape which you don't often see.

Card anyone to be licking them all and it.

Looks like duct tape as well.

So all right, leo, what is your dress? Should they want? If they post them today, will they actually get here for Wednesday?

You're gonna have to express post it. You're gonna have one more.

No one is doing that for this show.

It's a free radio show, not express posting it queuing up at the post office.

But anyway, what is your dress of this fine radio station? Twenty one? Good yes?

Level two twenty one to thirty one good one?

What happens if they don't put level two?

It could go anywhere you go.

There's a few offices on the block, so if you need to, you know, to get it here on time, be very specific with there.

That's played by the rules.

Whise it could go you know, to Monitu.

The level crossings.

People if you right on that card. My name gold FM Richmond, It will find me.

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Christian, you say you need to talk Jigsaws on the show today, Peter Stone, Yeah, you heard me right, brother.

I me man, I can finish Jigsaws.

Without having the picture for reference. You would not be to do that with this beast of a thing I brought last week. All right, let's talk about your life in pop music.

Play to play list of songs that remind me of my life. Go ahead with your own song, tell us your own.

On the show. I'm on a mission right now, my life in pop music.

You build a playlist, you send it to me, some of your favorite songs from your life. You can easy google top forty best selling singles of all the years of your life. You build up this incredible playlist from the eighties, nineties, two thousand, spending what kind of vintage you are, and then send it into me. You don't have to do it every year of your life. You could pick some from two decades apart. Today, we've got cat by the way, what's her surname? Is she like Beyonce and Prince where she's got one name? She's his cat feels back. It's not giving her full name anyway. Kat was born in nineteen seventy five. She used this morning star of my life in pop music. Her parents decided twice before the age of ten they would do stints living in Europe. When she was two, her parents moved to London without any jobs, and her dead brave end up washing rental cars near Buckingham Palace for three years. She was a rock chicken her teenage years, massive crushes on Morrissey and Robert Smith, very heavy crushes two big emo guys, as well as having tubesh mode and guns and roses.

Posters all over a wall.

Maybe after seven we should talk about the posters you had on your bedrooms wall.

I love talk about that. What do you have in your bedroom? Wrves?

Let me know thirteen fifty five, twenty two. All right, let's go to nineteen eighty five.

Cat, what are we playing?

Hey?

It's Kat and for my Life in pop music for nineteen eighty five, I've picked you spoom Me Around by Deader Alive. Nineteen eighty five.

I was ten.

I was traveling through Europe and Scandinavia with my parents in a camp.

Then they decided to upsticks.

And travel around part of the world. It was an awesome time and this song always just brings it back. Even now forty years later when it comes on, even on the car, I'll still have to dance to it. So from nineteen eighty five You Swim Me Around by Deader Alives.

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Life in Pop Music, You send me the playlist some of your favorite songs of your life we played on the show.

Dead or Alive. You Spin Me Round Cat's.

Full named Groves. Cat grows.

This song reminds me of the Adam Sander movie The Wedding Singer.

Okay, it's brilliant, talk about Adam Sandler.

Joy is coming. I saw a trailer yesterday. It's just been released of the.

Weekend Happy Gilmore two.

Oh god it lits after a hard loss yesterday to Saint Kilda.

This d's fan.

I suddenly saw the trailler come off for Happy Gilmore two. Seeing shooting McGavin there the sand Man. Oh my god, it made me so happy.

I can't wait.

It is going to be huge next month. It comes out all right, Cat grows. What's the second song? My Life in pop music Rotten and nineties.

He's is Cat.

My life in pop music song from nineteen ninety.

Two was Living Like Die by Gunson.

This always reminds me of the epic live gig at car Park in ninety three. I just turned eighteen. I went with three of my mates and my friend and Andy's green Gem and I called Vicky because she was the color of a vv can. We got there the day before, slipped in the carp and then Q and forty degree heat all day to get a prime spot at the front of the crowd. We're about three rows from the stage. Still counts as the most amazing gig I've ever been too, so from nine to ninety two, this is Living Let Die by Guns and Roses.

You will Christian O'Connell show go on podcast Guns and Roses, Living Let Die mineapple Bot Music, Cat Crows, you'd love me playing some of your favorite.

Songs from your life and my life about music. Email me your playlist and your songs. Christian at Christian.

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Is coming up for six tifty seven. Monday Morning on Gold the Cat was telling us how on our benchmore's a teenagers shout down posters off capeche Mode and guns and Roses Pats.

What were the posters in your bedroom?

War Well?

I meant to Andrew McCarthy before. I definitely had him Peter.

Hitcher doing a censuspread from penthouse when it showed us everything.

No, who else did I had?

I had Jason and Kylie from Neighbors and Banana Rama I remember I had did you?

Yes?

Yeah, me too, very different grubby regions. I had Rocky Bruce Lee Mount in Monroe and Susannah who is a Bengals poster. But I'd cut around the other members and just had Susanna Hoss, so it looked like I was a crazy stalker and the police had raided that bedroom. I'm in trouble. Why have you got to cut out? What have you got against the other members of the Bengals. I just wanted Susanna Hoss.

Didn't sorry you?

I was just going to say, didn't you have the opportunity to interview her? Much like when you're in the UK? Susanna Hoffs and you what happened with that?

My my wife said it wouldn't be a good idea cash He invited to go.

To dinner as well, oh wow, yeah, yes, sake my marriage.

We've had your twenty seven year anniversary, and that's it's wide decisions like that.

You've got to say strong.

I cannot. If I saw Susannah Hoffs, I'm not strong enough, I'd leave with her. Where are we going, Susannah?

It doesn't matter.

Let's just get there? Okay, this got bender go great? This time you live together, Susannah.

Ria. Who was on your bedroom wall?

I was cricket obsessed as a teenagerd boring I had. I had Shane Lee and Brettley Shaney very little known Brett I.

Mean he had a poster. Yeah, it is breaking news.

It was like the Liam Hemsworth of the Hemsworth.

Shane and Britt with their arm on each other and it said Lee squared.

All right, what were the what were the posters you had of your teenage bedroom waves?

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Asking you at the moment all the posters you had on the walls of your teenage bedrooms. Christian and Brian Mannix from The Uncanny x Men At the moment Brian maddox is tying with John Farnham splattered all over the bedroom walls of Teenage's a strong choice of words.

There, you know what I mean? You know it just meant an abundance of.

Something posters, It could be any anything, you know, paint can be.

Spatted, k it, you know anything? Yes, thank you glad we cleared that up.

I had Michael Jackson and Elvis on my teenage bedroom walls. I was born in two thousand and one, Brody, thank you for the clarification. A young Elvis fan. Christians might make me seem young by I had Justin Bieber and Harry Styles, also picks of bon Jovi because I love bon Jovi. I name my Green Tree Python Jovi too.

Yes, thank you, Mikayla.

My daughter's had one D oh.

Yeah, one D.

And I remember when One Direction broke up Lois. I went into her bedroom and she'd removed the eyes of Zaye.

Is everything all? What's going on here? Shews, he's the one that broke the band.

Oh it's pynical eye Frye Madic from One D And.

I remember that I took them to see One Direction live.

And there's a big music venue in London, the O two, about twenty thousand. Well, I won't say people twenty thousand, not even teenagers. It was younger that the noise was unlike screaming, actual screaming. There were young girls and boys throwing up with excitement.

My oh yeah.

And it was a it was a two hour concert, right, tickets across the fortune, and they did not have the back catalog for two hours. So they did three songs and then they go, we're going to do a Q and A now, and I think, oh, no, you don't, no, you know, you don't see Springsteen all right or the Who?

And they're doing a flipping Q and.

A three songs in you do songs not for this price these tickets.

And also the.

Questions were like because it was like, you know, nine ten year olds, what what's your favorite thing to have for tea? And they went around, all five of them. I think Harry was Lasagna and they just kids. Notice he said, la say and any way, squeam.

It that's easy money.

Yes, yes, So they then picked up and did two or songs. So after half an hour, my daughters had seen through the matrix that this was not very good actually said to me, can we go now?

I've never been proud of those kids, then asking after half an hour of one direction. Can we go now? All right, keep this coming. Then?

What were the posters you had on your teenage bedroom walls?

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What were the posters you had in your teenage bedroom walls? Where did teenagers get posters from now? Because years ago you would go into like you know, video shops or music shops and they had those big giant italics sort of like racks. Do you remember all the big posters.

Yeah, they've still got those in JB.

I went in recently and they've got the racks and then you see the corresponding you know, C twenty three, and then you'd go down.

I'm so glad this modern world that's changing so quickly with AI and that they still have those racks.

Yes, and get the posters.

Yes, it's still there, still there.

Do they have lots? They can't be looking.

The posters will not look like the ones that were in the eighties nineties because there was a lot of like scantily clamwins.

No, no, they're not quite as racy.

It's a great word. It's a radio friendly word. You're right, race see.

So we're asking Sworning, what were the posters you had in your teenage broge on wall, Christian I had John Farnham on my walls and also on the roof.

Oh wow, rue it means ceiling not actual roof.

No, I don't know. In this country, there's so much.

Love of fire if it is on the roofs I was, but ceiling also had a door size Michael Jackson. I had to wait three weeks to collect all the pieces for from smash Its magazine. Heather, I so love that smash It's magazine. They used to have like a Q and A with your favorite pomp stars and there's always like the same eight basic questions, what's your favorite color?

You know, it's a real sort of.

Deep insight into people's psyching. And then they also had the lyrics. It was the only way you could ever get lyrics. So yeah, yeah, Christian, As my teenager bedroom was covered in the brat Pat new Kids on the Block.

That's some cass. Christian.

I had post a boy George on my wall as a teenager. That's from Christine. I had Raquel Welch from one thousand years BC Mount in Monroe and Clint East was dirty Harry. Christian I had the iconic chicko roll blonde on a bike post on my wall. I wonder how there's no way you can get hold of that now? I wanted if you didn't buy on eBay, which you want a second or third hound? One of that though that someone had Christian, I shared a bedroom with my brother. It was like fifty to fifty. The posters met in the middle rival posters. I had kiss, he had abba and never the twain should leach Michael, Thank you very much, Christian.

I used to work in a video shop in my teens.

I was lucky enough to take home the advertiser war poster off you mentioned it earlier.

What are the odds young guns? That so on?

Fiona and Frankston, Christian, I had I have express posted a card to the radio station for your show birthday this Wednesday. So if Rio's count doesn't include that one, then you have thirty three percent more cards than he has led you to the leave. It's like, yes, Christian has pulled here in rose Bude listened to show I had a Lamborghini with a half naked woman across the bonnet and Samantha Fox. What about this one I had? I've noticed you put anonymous here for good reason. Five different posters of Samantha Fox.

She was in the day, Yes, she was five? Is your mum and dad should about her? Word with you?

Okay, just ease up on the hormones and just one lone Springsteen.

That's too much in an old Bruce.

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Christian o'connall Show, Thank you very much or your message still coming in about the posters you had in your teenage bedroom walls? Hello, Karen, Christian had as a teenage posters on my walls and ceiling boy George Simon Lemon, and I presume this is a typo. I'm not familiar with the eighties star George Mitchell, George Michael, but I don't know.

Maybe you need somebody else who was already hot in the eighties.

George Mitchell. I ran out of room with all my posters, so I ended up also using the hallway.

Oh, she had very tolerant parents. I didn't know that was an option. Now someone has stolen something of Rios.

Yes, someone out there in Melbourne. You are walking around with my shoes on.

This is incredible story. So you were you were an open house for the weekend.

Yes, I was an open house in Wilcox Street in Preston and it's one of those one nice place. It was lovely, it was really nice, busy, it was very on. I'll tell you what humbling process.

It's very stressful, isn't it.

And also when you go around look at a place and there's lots of other people. Everyone's irritated by other people.

Aren't they? And you do that thing? Oh do you?

And then just as you're in a room someone that someone there and they're filming a video, aren't they.

Yeah.

I remember going to one a couple of months ago and there was some woman there who kept turning the lights on and off.

Oh how annoying.

First, just like your decision to make a bid for this is based on the lights coming on and off every room. She won and turn them on and off. She musts to google little chat. GPT said to the this is a pro move.

I try to do a lot of tisking so other people think there must be something wrong.

I do this well.

Stop.

People are really impressed.

That only must be building on not those soft That guy's never done a day's work.

In his life.

These are for faders. They have to be smooth. How that tactile sense? But yeah, banging bang is a good one. Then and then he smelled damp. People get freaked out by like, they go.

That guy knows a lot. This place is damn whole. So will you make a Are you going to go for it? No?

No, we're quickly learning that places are further out of our budget, probably than we expect.

Depressing, he's really depressing.

Stealing money from work now, that.

Is an option.

We'll talk off there about.

Yeah, all right, okay, yeah, but they made you take your shoes off, which I hadn't had before.

You have to take your shoes off before you go in You not really?

Oh yes, it is when you're in someone else's You don't.

If you walk through a field to get there.

Oh no, we're a shoes off house the door.

Yeah we are too.

Yeah, everyone was in the backyard though, in the middle of winter.

And also, if you're selling the place, you know, there's a whole science to how you dress the house.

My friend of mine does.

It works for this company where they take all your furniture out put.

Into storage and they dressed the place.

Oh really, yeah, and it works.

Oh photo before and asked, Yeah, you have to pay to do it, but anyway, there's a sigence. So if you're taking your shoes off, youre just going to feel a bit uncomfortable. You'll then perceptually you will have a different feeling. And you were saying you didn't feel that warmly about this place.

Yes, just a lack of the shoes exposed.

Naked. Did you take everything off act?

Could you really get a sense of the house. But we came back out, we go to leave, and I go to put my shoes on, and I'm like, oh, these are a little bit tight. And I looked in the little flat and I was like, oh, these are so nine black vans, and then I'm looking around for my size ten black vests.

Someone's away with them.

Yeah, well, I think obviously not.

Someone should be managing that.

It should be like you know the bowling You know someone there, you know what's out nine and you just.

Swap them over again. Oh, you know when they've seen them.

In detective movies when they's they visit the Sinnema crime they put those things over their Shoes's quite a look at you all shoving through like Dexter.

But someone's walking out there around Melbourne with my size ten.

Vans, but uncomfortably won't they It'll be slightly.

Too big for them. I've got a pair of size nine vans that are too small. Please, if you're listening and that's you, I can't. My heels are out the back of it. You're honest.

Mistake.

Though if it was exactly the same shoe, you can understand.

How it's happening.

They're not stolen.

It's it's not like you know they're better than mine.

I taping, no, no, no, it's it's a mix up.

But you never want to steal stuff one's shoes because our feet are so unique, like a fingerprint.

They have my indentations and goods.

Yes, I wouldn't want to be walking around somebody else's shoes, although I found myself a couple of weeks ago. I wanted to get a pair of very rare night Jordan's and I was just had to buy a second hand pair. But the guys I message him going our second.

An ah these, I don't know what he was gonna say. He went two years. I was like, oh, forget it.

Tuesdays two years because he knows what he's been up to in them in those two years.

Another man shoes all right, so where were.

You Wilcox Street, Preston between ten am and ten fifteen am Saturday.

If you have my black vans, please call you?

What size are they?

I have?

You have my size tens? I have your size nine's okay?

Please ask her an your friends go on your WhatsApp group, start messaging anyone. Was an open house ten am Saturday morning in Wilcox Street, Preston, all right, thirteen fifty five twenty two. Also, if you are rich and you've got some money for Rio to buy a bigger place.

The Christian O'Connell show, bye, gussed.

Oh Kate, someone's judging your choice of shoe like what you said, Christian plane Black fans says you need to go shopping.

Ahudging judge face.

Two people need to go shopping. Yeah, someone else walking around?

All right, So we have a reverse cinder at a situation right now. Rio went to an open house Saturday morning in Preston.

Yes, in Preston Street, Wilcox Street between ten and ten fifteen Saturday.

Everyone was required to remove their shoes chaos.

Yes, and there were a lot. It was pumping. There are a lot of people there there.

It's pumping at nightclub in there was the DJ in the front room.

And so you left with not your shoes.

No, I left with a pair of sized nine Vans because someone has accidentally taken my size ten vans.

Are you wearing those two tight fans today?

No, I've just got my normal fitting shoes on today.

And nothing worse than tight shoes.

Especially vans already a narrow fit, so these are especially tight on.

My wife, go shopping today for you. Otherwise Kate's going to not listen to the show anymore.

Debra's on the line. This has happened to you, Debra.

Yes it has, and funnily enough, it was also impressed, and so I don't Ago was a few years ago and was in Collin Street in Preston, and I was wearing a pair of white sketches and so white runners obviously very common, and there were only about four people at the option of the inspection. Sorry, So I walked out, I put my shoes on. I was driving home and I thought, these don't feel right now. I looked down, I realized they were not sketches. I was the last one out, so I knew that I was the innocent party, and I kept thinking, oh the shoe.

What a cliffhangerne, deb deb she's dropped out, Debra.

We got to get it back.

Entire city on tenterhooks. Maybe it's a new feat.

We do you get a really great story?

Stop halfway, don go the same time tomorrow morning, right, we will get Deeborra back.

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Oh the drama, the cliff hanger. We were getting on like a house on fire, Me and Deborah. She's telling us about someone stealing her shoes or acidentally taking her shoes away from an open house. Halfway this story, she just cuts out, Debra, you're back.

I'm back, Sorry about that.

That's all right. The whole city needs to know.

They second part, Deborah, So just to recap, you were at this open house.

Yes, I was at an open house in Colin Street in Preston, and I was the last person out. So I put the shoes on that were there, got in my car and I was driving home and I was thinking that my shoes didn't feel right, and then I looked down and they were not my sketches. They were just plain white runners. And I said I was devastated and I don't want these runners. When I was talking to my girlfriend and she said, well the real estate agent will have everyone's phone number.

And shoe sizes, I read exactly.

I rang the real estate agent and they said, oh yeah, we'll ring everybody because there was only four or five people. But when the exchange of shoes happened, it had it had to happen at the real estate agent. Like it was almost like we weren't.

Allowed spy hostage size swap. That's a great story. Debyonem. Glad we got you back, thanks to cool the show. Have a good day.

Look guys, bye, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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All right, let's do this. I just need to call reception.

We have a listener coming in this morning called Geraldine, and I just need to speak to Josh on reception check. He's waiting out there to greet Geraldine. All right, Rae, have you caught up reception now? So if we can speak to Josh, who is our lovely receptionist I've spoken about before in the show. He's a really good guy and he is a heart and soul of this place here.

He's so good. All right, so we should be calling in. We'll be with you in a mon.

Cold corporate company we work for, Sorry, I love them. What if I was I want to take an advert to listen to this. Hello, it's Steven Spielberg. I have to advertise my next movie.

Josh, Good morning, Josh, yes, mate.

Hello mate.

Is Christian your lives on air at the moment? He Now, I just want to say, so, is Geraldine there yet? I'm looking for a listener. She's supposed to come in like ten or fifteen minutes ago. Thanks for coming early today to be there to meet on that is Geraldine there currently?

I cannot see a Geraldine anywhere. No, she hasn't arrived.

No.

Yeah, because obviously the team asked you to come in extra early this morning. So you've been in since like, what time have you been in this morning trying to wait for Geraldine?

Well, I was told coming at seven point thirty, but I wanted to be like early bird gets the worm be prepared for you, guys, So I came in at seven this morning.

You've been waiting there an hour and a half, almost an hour and a half of Geraldine.

Yeah yeah, listen, yeah, listen, there is no Geraldine. What you are the Geraldine?

The surprise is for you? No, yeah, I'll tell you what this is game? Yeah, well, no, this is a nice game. This is a nice under game.

So remember last week you and I were talking ocaine. You were saying, how you've got your ticket to go and the Oasis in London the first night in London, Reunited Brothers, the Eyes of the World are all gonna be their Wembley Stadium, one hundred and ten thousand people. You were lucky to get a te go, but you were saying, no, it's not me and you going. You were saying how you couldn't afford the flights, and your plan was because you haven't got any flights books and it's July the twenty fifth Friday night in London for the opening night there, that you were just going to go and camp out the airport and try and get on standby like a couple of days beforehand, which to me seemed crazy talk. So Josh, we're sending you there, We're going to fly you there, We're paying for it.

Yes.

No, yes, you're going to go to London, my friend, you're going, We're flying you there.

No, yes, yes, you're gonna be representing the show. No London, watch out, Joshua is coming.

Josh Also get this, I know when you were telling me as well, some old sad story that you're going to go and say with a ninety two year old grandma is about an hour and half outside of London. I'm going to put you up an accommodation.

No yes, is this a dream?

No no, no, no, no, no no.

It is a dream come true, my friend. We're going to fly you out there. And now here's the other thing I want you to do. It's two things, actually, Josh, I need your help. We're also going to be announcing in two days time we're going to send two of you. Two listeners will be flown out there as well, to go and report to us back in Australia. Just how great Oasis were reunited in London at the first night at Wembley Stadium. They come out here in October November, so months before we get to see them, we're going to fly two listeners. We've announcing that this Wednesday. So I need you to look after our two winners that we're going to find over the next couple of weeks and chaperone them.

Josh, Absolutely, it's going to be This is going to be one of the best things.

Ever of life, life of life.

Now if you're listening to this right now, you're telling that Josh has just got this irrepressible light and joy about And this is why I'm also sending there no, only because you deserve this right.

But Josh, here's what I want you to do. Right.

The Gallagher brothers have said they're doing no interviews before any of the live shows. Right, they haven't done any, so they're not going to get any. However, I have the addresses of where they live. I'd like you to go and see if you can get any kind of interview.

From Liam and or No. Absolutely, good man.

This is my mission.

Christ Yes, I knew you did mission I possible. Yes, yes, sir. Now listen, Josh.

The other thing is right, if you get anything, and I mean more than just a couple of seconds with Liam and or.

No, all fly back in business class.

Okay, this anything, it has to be at least three seconds, and you'll come back in business class.

Come back with nothing. Oh dear, you're an economy.

But to find nothing, what if I get like just the napkin that.

No us no, no, yeah, audio it's radio baby. Radio napkin doesn't cut it. So I know what you're like. You'll just sign it.

But the Napkin could lead you to Josh.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm going to be so dedicated to this guys.

I be the right guys.

It's going to happen. Yeah, come on, let's go, man, let's go away said, Let's go man.

Regretted, do not mean regret It's Geraldine there.

Let's go.

Listen. Josh, Yeah, I need another thing for you.

Do Promise me there's going to be no characters that you're going to do when I chant you, because the other day you and I'm in the catch up. You start to do a country and Western character, I will go out there myself and bring you back in a great no country western characters. Accept the kunion you just did. If it wasn't Man Union or Ethiopia, it was to tell, oh my god, here we go.

Should have given this to Journey, what we done?

I'm gonna take him off.

Yeah, due, it's just too much. He's like a rich sawbebe.

You know, I'm starting to get brain freez.

Anyway, Josh the Receptionist is coming to London.

Watch Out London, Watch Out Brothers.

And also then in two days time, we've been announcing on our seventh birthday show this Wednesday, How we give away two if you are going to be going out to London as well, go and see Oasis Live at Wembley Stadium, first night in London.

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Oasis Live twenty five. I never ever thought I'd ever see them reunited. It's not long now. Oasis Live twenty five Marble Stadium. Final tickets of Bird Show on November the fourth now on cell A, livenation dot com dot au. So we've just surprised Josh, our receptionist.

He was lucky enough to get.

A ticket to go to Wembley for the first night at Wembley Stadium of Oasis back live on stage after many many decades never getting back together. But he was saying last week to me that he couldn't afford it and that he was His plan was a couple of days before the show to go and camp out at Melbourne Airport and then hopefully get on standby and just luckily might be the chances arm to get on a flight to London. It just seemed crazy, and then he was saying how we didn't have anything money to stay in a hotel in London, so he's staying with his ninety two year old grandmother in his childhood tiny little bedroom as well. So we've just surprised Josh that we're going to pay for the guard that putting up an.

Accommodation in London as well.

And then if he can get any interview, no matter if it's just three seconds whither the Ganager brothers, Liam or no, We're going to fly him back business class and then the other great thing days time. On our seventh birthday of the show, we'll be announcing just how you win. You'll also be going out that we're going to fly you to London and have an amazing time of lond It's a great time of year to be there as well, at the back end of July. But most importantly you're there before we get to see them in October and November. First night July, the twenty filth Friday Night, been amazing oasis back on stage, the noise and energy at that and the world really will be looking at It's a huge story last year when it was announced we're getting back together, it'd be massive.

On that Friday night. We're going to fly two of you there.

Josh the receptionist, we'll be looking after you don't let that put you off. We'll be announcing that in two days time.

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