Our Shortcut Queen is back after 48 hours of hell… a dreaded case of food poisoning! And since she’s back, let’s get cranky with some sweeping statements to ease Chrissie back into the swing of things. Chrissie brings us her ultimate sure fire way to get the best high! Plus, lots of you have gotten home from a Europe Summer and we HAVE to know what you got in trouble for, because an unlucky dude has come under heat in Italy.