Chipperson is jealous of all the attention Doug Bell has been getting. He shares adorable tale of Mr. Button Toes the kitten. Vos is mean-spirited and caustic. Xia plugs the Friends reunion as well as her new web content, much to the chagrin of Lyle. Anthony talks about his pending move as Chipperson makes the cooters gush with his cooter lappin technique. Xia begs Chip to be a sugar daddy. And there was more slam poetry than Anthony cared for. A lot more.