Thursday brings us some unusual Ill-Advised News with tales of fridge humping at the Trader Joes, and a woman who REALLY wanted in that chimney. We ask “will Cass drink it?” with the new Heinz Ketchup smoothie, hear how a fart interrupted a somber moment, and play the mariachi covers game. We learn how sexy reading truly is, and Cass concocts a scheme to get Anthony some lovin’. We remember the crazy vet bills from pets as we go through the annual Hambone Awards nominees, and go for a 2nd Ill with free wang ultrasounds and a fire set over a $7 debt. 

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