We have tales of why nothing good happens after midnight in the Ill-Advised News. One, of two teenagers bored and causing $160,000 of damage, and another of a woman driving 107 MPH for pizza. We discuss the departure of the penny, first loves, more Ill-Advised News, and get Zahn-y with it. 

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