We’re back with the first show of the new year, and we kick off the Ill-Advised News with an aggressive border crossing and a thieving fortune teller. We learn about “analog bags”, find out why Cass had bad luck at the hibachi restaurant, and we play the annual game about what items people got stuck in their bodies.

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