Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To Mike Waltz Who Claims ‘Full Responsibility’ Over War Plans Leaked To Journalist. Listen For More!
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Then donkey today for Wednesday, March twenty fifth, goes the National Security Advisor Mike Waltz. Now Mike Waltsh accepted full responsibility Tuesday for accidentally including Atlantic Magazine's editor in chief Jeffrey Goldberg in a signal group chat with discussions about military strikes against the what is it the hooties?
The hootie?
Who's the hooties? And ye even took place? Yes, if you haven't heard top US officials, which apparently included Vice President J. D. Vance, The Finch, Secretary Pete Hexth, national Security Advisor Mike Waltz. They added Jeffrey Goldberg to a signal platform messaging group where classified military plans were being discussed. I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go to the news repot please.
It's one of the most bizarre and potentially consequential national security lapses to reach the public forum. Top Trump administration officials, including national security Advisor Mike Waltz, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Vice President JD. Vance, and Director of National Intelligence Toolsey Gabbard laid out plans about the US's attack on the Huthis and Yemen before putting it into action. The chat over the unauthorized encrypted messaging app Signal accidentally invited in on the conversation. Editor in chief of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg.
At eleven forty four am. I receive a text in this chain from someone who claims to be Pete Hegseip, who provides what I would only call it I can only call a warplan. I sort of just sort of wait with my phone to see if this is a real thing. Sure enough, and around one fifty Eastern time, I see that Yemen is under attack.
The White House confirmed the messages Goldberg reported were authentic. Hegseth then went after and dismissed the reporting itself. Nobody just sting war plans.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Jesus Christ, that was ABC News for the report at this point? Who is God letting executive produce America? This dramedy is hilarious?
Is it?
Lauren Michaels, maybe even Key and Peel, the Wayne's brothers, Dave Chappelle and Neil Brennan. Maybe I don't know. Look, I don't even know how satire is even a thing nowadays, because his life itself is a spoof. Now, remember what I said earlier, Mike Waltz is taking full responsibility. Let's listen.
It's embarrassing. Yes, we're going to get to the bottom of it. We have. I just talked to Elon on the way here. We've got the best technical minds looking at how this happened. But I can tell you I don't know this guy. I know him by his horrible reputation and he really is the bottom scum of journalists, and I know him in the sense that he hates the president. But I don't text him. He went on my phone. And we're going to figure out how this is. So you don't know what staffer is responsible for this right now? Well, look he staffer wasn't responsible. And look, I take full responsibility. I built the I built the group to my job is to make sure everything's coordinated. But how that's a cute. I mean, I don't mean to be pedantic here, but how did the number. Have you ever had Have you ever had somebody's contact that shows their name and then you have an and then you have somebody else's. Right, You've got somebody else's number on someone else's contact. So of course I didn't see this loser in the group. It looked like someone else. Now, whether he did it deliberately or it happened in some other technical means something we're trying to figure out.
First of all, that's an O mission of guilt. Okay, Mike Wall said, I take full responsibility. I built the group. My job is to make sure everything is coordinated. Cool, So now Trump knows who to fire, right. This level of incompetence can't be corrected with it my bad. I mean we're talking classified military plans being discussed over signal. Well, WhatsApp wasn't available sidebar. I've had so many people try to get me on signals since Signal and Signaling, and I never understood why people wanted to get on that app. When people say it's because you can have top secret conversations and nobody can see them mis encrypted, I'm like, y'all really believe that. Okay, that's actually the easiest way to get people's information. If I wanted to get everybody's top secret compos I would create an app that's available for anyone to download, and I would tell them everything on here is secret and nobody will see it. And boom, now I got you in your top secret war plans. Now, Mike Waltz has accepted full responsibility. Okay, this is what he said. But I need y'all to understand that when you accept full responsibility, that means you and you alone are responsible. Mike Wafts didn't do that. In fact, all he did was blame Jeffrey Golbert, who didn't have to be in his group chat to begin with. Let's hear that again.
I don't know this guy. I know him by his horrible reputation and he really is a bottom scum of journalists. And I know him in the sense that he hates the President. But I don't text him. He went on my phone and we're going to figure out how this happens.
This is not what full responsibility looks like. Okay, this is not what taking full responsibility looks like.
Mike.
You already said you are the person who coordinated you and you alone invited Jeffrey Goldberg to this group chat. Imagine being the person who got invited somewhere they didn't want to be in the first place. Okay, the party is trash and the party promoted blames.
You for the party being whack.
I didn't even have to be here. Okay, if I'm such a loser, why do you have my number to begin with? Why would you have your boss's ops and your phone? You said I'm an antagonist of Trump. No, I'm a person who calls our bs when I see it. And this guy, Jeffrey Goldberg, was exposed to the incompetence of some of our top us officials, and he decided to do the right thing and share that with the public. Okay, Mike Waltz, I would have respected it if you would have said this was stupid. We were incompetent. I was incompetent. It's my fault. Therefore I'm stepping down. But no, that's not what anyone in the Trump administration likes to do. They take all the credit when something is good and deflect and blame others when something goes wrong. Mike Waltz, Mike Waltz, Mike Waltz, Always remember it's easy to blame others when things are broken. The hard part is recognizing the part in it all. Please give Mike Walts, the National Security Advisor, the biggest he hull. All right, square up with you so bad? No, I don't. I just think that it's ridiculous to say you take full responsibility for something, but then as you're taking full responsibility, and I put that in their quotes, you're blaming the other person. And the fact that our top US officials are discussing military plans on signal.
Ye, signal men.
Always been done in the group chat.
That's been a thing for centuries.
You know what, You're absolutely right, You're absolutely right.
Well, thank you for that.
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