Bobby conducts a science experiment that Lunchbox knows nothing about. We want to figure out whether he was messing with us trying to force a bit or he is actually ignorant to something? Bobby talks about the news that came out yesterday where Rep. Anna Paulina Luna said she is focused on the declassification of federal secrets – including records related to the assassinations of President John F. Kennedy, Sen. Robert F. Kennedy and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., and other documents in the public interest. Bobby gives his criteria for when they do release the information. Also, Caller Kyler reveals his annual winning states from all the games we've played on the show and reveals who won the most games last year.
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It's a radio and the Dodgers already Lunchbox more game too, Steve Bread, and it's trying to put you through bog He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this is, the Bobby ball. Now, Amy's Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
What's pink pinks and shoots arrows on Valentine's Day?
What's pink pinks and shoots arrows on Valentine's Day? Pig? That was the Morning Corny. That's pretty good. We have to make Lunchbox leave the room just for a few minutes, and he's gonna come right back in during this same segment. This is a bit of a scieness experiment. Make sure he can't hear out there, my guys, yes you miss me. Just set him in my office. It'll be two three minutes, Max, Lunchboxes walking out of the studio. I need a thumbs up whenever he cannot here. Okay, they're walking out to make sure that he can't hear looking at the guys. They're putting Lunchbox in a controlled environment. He being stubborn or and now I have a thumbs out, okay, Like I'm gonna bring him in. And then there's this bit that he sent and I don't know if he's bitfishing where he believes it or if he's just like playing a character to get a bit on the air. Okay, okay, because he is outrageous and he does say stuff and he means it most of the time. But sometimes I think he can't be this dumb. I think he's playing. I think he so we're gonna bring him in. He's just gonna do this segment. I don't think he's this dumb, but there's a chance. I just want you guys, so.
When he's what do we do when he starts doing it?
Just let him do the segment? Is what I just want you guys to think about. Is do you think he's don't make the know don't Is he being for real or is he just creating this bit because he wants to get something on the air.
Is he this?
Okay? All right? Bring him in. He doesn't know what's going on. Obviously, he thinks we're playing a game or something. So okay, Lunchbox is coming back in the studio. He's also gonna act kind of weird because he doesn't know what we're doing. He's gonna come and be like, Eh, let's let's clap for him. Make HI feel like there he is. Okay, you're back. Claps. That wasn't fake. I don't know what's going on. No, there's no reason to know what's going on. You'll find out later. Not so much now, but you'll find out later. So Lunchbox is a low irritated at Scuba Steve, maybe not even irritated about his email.
Oh yeah, he needs to be more professional, Like he's the executive producer of our show, and like when he's not in the when he's not here, he has this message.
It's like, eh, I'm on vacation, like I emailed him about something. It's an out of office reply, just so everybody knows. Yeah, aka, so it's an out office reply. Yes, responsible, Yeah, So what I say again? He said, ooh, I won't be back till monday.
I live you, I'm out of town.
In people's face, like, why don't you say it? Can you have the do you have the exact thing? Can you read it verbatim? Yeah? You know what? I did see this email lunch and I was like wow, man, who knew you were going on vacation? Why are you rubbing it in my face? Man, I don't think it was vacation. I think he had a scooba took a personal day off. So it said.
Until monday. There might be a delay in my response. I will get back to you as soon as I can. If there's an emergency, please text me.
Thank you.
And I'm like, who writes that? Who writes it?
Wait?
Hold on? So it's.
You say?
I would go, oh, multiple multiple stop everybody stop? Everybody stopped because.
You got because I would be like, oh you want.
Like everybody crazy? Is everybody?
Bobby? You're okay?
You were convincing me. Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. You're selling. Oh so you thought that that was as blubbing it in. But if I just want that to you, what if he had said it were if you emailed him you just got, I'd.
Be like, okay, why I don't need to be mean about it. I just tell me that you're not gonna reply till monday.
I don't know why. I like, my email is gross written. You're to right?
Well, I made to put more o's too. I mean, if you want to really rub it in and put a lot of o's. But I got it, and I was just like, Okay, I don't know why you'd write that for a weekend, but okay, cool and how do you how do you write?
Oh? Oh oh, okay, would you mind hopping out of the room for one second, good man, just real quick, real quick science experiment. Okay, let me know whenever he is clear. Okay, he think he's going back to my office. Guys, I have to find another word, dude. Oh oh oh, I mean everybody, we all know this right out of office and out of office reply. Is there any chance that's what I'm saying? Is he is he doing a bit on us? Ooh? Or does he really think that that's what Scuba Steve was saying in the email?
I think that's what he really thinks.
He thought.
He doesn't know. He does not know any version of shortened words.
You think it's ooh?
He knows like he.
F y.
I here's what we're gonna do. Can we prepare a an acronym game. We're gonna run this by lunchbox later and then in the middle of it, we're just gonna go I'll do like yeah, p s A F Y M V P oh oh oh do the A K y what you know? But I'm gonna throw I'm gonna throw oh oh oh oh in there and see if he gets that. So the question is, do you think he's full of crap and just bitfishing here because he wants to get a bit on the air, or he is ignorant as to what oh oh oh means? Which is it? No, No, he's an adult man who's been working in the office forever. It even says out. It even says out of office like it's on the thing is this discuss out of office reply until Monday, until Monday and then says oh.
Together. I don't think he's ever even used that though, Like he's never put an out of office on or anything. So I don't think he's putting two and two together, neither of I I've never put that, have y'all?
No?
Never, No, But it does say on top of it says in small like officials says out of office reply. Okay, we're gonna do the game with him. We'll do it next segment or something. Okay, But what's your vote? Is he.
I still word ignorant? Ignorant because you've said before, like if you don't know something, you haven't learned it yet, you can't judge somebody.
He worked in office though for twenty five years, right, but not everyone uses it. And he thinks he's gonna go ooh, okay, okay, we will do that bit coming up. We'll bring we'll bring it now. We'll play the song, but we'll bring him in during the song. But don't say anything about it. I got it all right. We have a game here. We're gonna play. Name the acronym Amy.
If I said a I Artificial intelligence, correct lunchbox.
If I say CEO, oh that's a chief executive officer, correct Amy.
If I said FBI Federal Bureau of Investigations investigation you.
Lunchbox, I r S Internal Revenue Service, good, Amy, This is tougher CPR. Can you get down?
Uh?
What's crazy is it's it's a little unfair, but go ahead.
Cardio pulmonary respiratory or.
CPR. It feels like it'd be three words, but yeah, cardio pulmonary resuscitation. Lunchbox g P A grade point average, Amy A S A P is it as possible? Good? Lunchbox? D I Y do it? Yourself correct, Amy l O L correct. Look at this lunchbox. Oh oh oh oh oh oh m hmmm, uh.
Oh oh oh officer open, officer open. That's not an audition original five seconds? Oh oh uh no original operating.
Owner incorrect? Uh oh is out of office? Oh I get it. I get it. Okay, I get it. Never mind, it just clicked. I get it. Ok What do you get? What do you get? So it's not so? Oh gosh, go ahead. So Scuba's thing when you emailed him and you got a reply, you thought it said EW, and now it's out of office reply out of office? Oh three an hour of office? Oh my gosh. Okay, all right, well maybe he was being professional, I thought so read his entire message to you as you read it, because you you send him an email.
Yes, and I got a reply said EW until monday. There might be a delay in my response. I will get back to you as soon as I can. If it's an emergency, please text me.
Thank you. And I was just you're offended at the EW, like, oh you're actually at work, Like what are you doing? Why are you emailing me over the weekend? Don't do that? So oh oh oh, now you realize is out of office? Why not just write that? Why write why no one knows? Yeah? Yeah, oh but why write g P A when it's great point average? Why write any of the no one knows? What is? Every one of us did. And the question when you left the room earlier was, first of all, do we know what O means? Yes? I told them situation, and we said, were you bitfishing just looking for a bit to get on the air, or did you really not know? I've never seen that before in my life. Above it like on the email that says out of office reply and very small like there's a reply that comes with it. That's okay, I don't even know how to read. I don't Yeah, it's all good. So now, guys, do we think he didn't know or he was committing just committed to the bit because I didn't even know he was gonna be he was what out of office? What do you say I didn't know he was out of office? Let's go to the judges.
This is hard, I know, I mean, he's either fully committed, but I guess I'll just go give him this one. He doesn't know, you'll give him, give him that he's ignorant. On. Oh oh oh, but now he knows I've.
Never had someone reply to me oh oh before never in my life, Eddie. I mean not everyone does reply. Oho. So I'm saying that he had no clue. Bones, he's ignorant. I'm gonna go now. I'm convinced he didn't know. I did not know, Morgan. How do you feel?
Oh? Yeah, he didn't know. There's too many times he's been like this before where he doesn't know things.
He's not above bitfishing yet. No, right, right, gosh, I'm feeling an idiot. That was the experiment? Is that standard office like tall? As soon as I saw it, I knew exactly what it was, but we did. If it bounces back immediately, it's an out of office reply and his was out of office? Doesn't matter, got it? Just not even your dumb if you don't know what it is. We didn't know. If you were just messing with us to get a segment on the air, No, I mean I really hadn't you have it? Do you feel dumb? I feel pretty dumb.
He's looking through his email again, trying to under I'm the one.
That I like the inbox.
I'm like, well, don't feel dumb, feel educated.
Oh yeah, yeah, now now you know the more you know weird melody to that. Okay. I watched a press conference yesterday and represented Luna from Florida will lead a new task force focused on the deep classification of federal secrets, including records related to the assassination of John F. Kennedy, Senator Robert F. Kennedy, doctor Martin Luther King Junior nine to eleven COVID. And they continue to walk through a lot of the stuff, wow, that has been classified hidden or their conspiracies around UAPs and usos. You know what UAP was new to us, which is the aerial phenomenon USO. They've now added that you know what that is underwater because so many of these things are underwater. They just throw that out. They're like, we know what that means already. WHOA. I want to play you a clip of Representative Luna talking about this yesterday.
We'll be conducting investigations into the following the.
Assassinations of JFK RFK and doctor Martin Luther King. Unidentified aerial phenomena also known as UAPs, Identified submerged objects also known as usos, the Epstein client List, the origins of COVID nineteen and the nine to eleven files.
Wow.
So to someone like me who I'm not a conspiracy guy, I'm fascinated with conspiracies that end up being true. Most don't, the occasional one does, and I think what social media conspiracies can run wild. But there's just been too much on the JFK, too many documentaries. Yesterday, somebody very prominent mentioned that they were probably two shooters, really okay, and which is the first time anybody had And again they haven't released the files yet. The only thing that the president had signed was we're going to release them. So it has to go to somebody first who has to look and then go, okay, we now released them. So this is to me, I'm a I'm not even fully believing it's going to be accurate. Though, here's what I need from them, because we have to have full transparency. If you're gonna act transparent, there has to be full transparency, or don't act transparent at all, because you can't come out and go, we're doing this and you get to see it all. You can't give us a butt because that is that where conspiracies grow live breed. So I'm gonna need no reactions. If you're going to release it, release it no reactions and release all of it, or don't, because we're not losing anything by not getting them right. If they don't release the JFK files, we're not being withheld of food and water or oxygen. Nothing is taken away from us. So release it no redactions. That's number one. Number two, I'm going to need a bipartisan release. I'm going to need somebody from both sides basically together holding a file. I just need this to be the theater of it to go. We together release this because depending on the party, they can protect their own party, which isn't full transparency. So I'm going to need it to be bipartisan, and I'm going to need both sides to have to take some shots, because if one side releases it and it's all the other side taken all the shots, I'm like, this is not true. You're protecting people in your own party. That's why I need it to be bipartisan, and I need somebody at the top of both sides to go, we both sign off that this is legit. If that happens, dude, this is better than seven Season two coming out.
Yeah, like how do they can they deliver us all the information in the well digestible way.
My third one was I need it to be there. Needs to be like an explain like I'm five, Yeah, like or like the keeen days version of the Bible for idiots, you know, when you can read it and it's written like people talk today.
Jesus said, yeah, Jesus pulled up Yes, great little you know cartoon or documentary that you can just break it all down for us. So so you need everything. You need the whole shebang, You need the whole donut.
If they're saying they're going to be transparent, I don't think it's too much to ask for full transparency. And with that, because everything is so partisan, I need it to be bipartisan or I'm not going to believe it, especially when it comes to things like the Epstein client list COVID, I need it. I need both people to be taking shots.
Yeah, we need that Epstein list.
I don't need you to be protecting anybody. If you're going to release it, you need to release it. So aside from like the Epstein and the COVID stuff, which is new, the nine to eleven files which I'm sure there are things that we don't know.
Yeah, but one way or the other, are there things that maybe we yes don't need to know?
Well, that's always tricky, right, Like when we've talked about this, there are examples of our government doing things to us in order to get sympathy from us so we can attack other people. Remember talking about this. I'm not saying this is what happened, but this is These are decisions that they make that you're like, is this the best interest or is this bad? And this could be with any of this stuff. But like the Gulf of Tonkin incident, where an alleged attack on US naval ships led to escalated involvement in the Vietnam War, documents suggested because they were classified, they became declassified that the second attack didn't not happen as initially reported, which was they hit us and that wasn't true. Looks like we did it to ourselves in order to have a reason to go attack. Another one was nineteen sixty two Operation North Woods. It was proposed by the US Department of Defense to stage attacks on American soil and blame them on Cuba to justify an invasion into Cuba. However, it was never approved by President Kennedy. And why I say this was this is also one of the theories as to why maybe he was shot because they took it to him and said we want to do this, we want to attack ourselves and say it was that. So your question is valid. It's as parents, you could take this down to a microcops and other things that you're doing that. You don't need your kids to know why you do it, but it's better for them overall, so you're going.
To do it.
Yeah.
It just makes me think of watching Liones because we all watched that recently and some of the conversations that are happening in the board rooms where it's like on the news it's one thing, and the behind the scene it's like, Okay, this is what America needs to know. They don't need to know this part end of story.
And yes, and that doesn't mean that those people are right. They're having to make decisions based on the basically the corporation that they're running. It is America.
I know that's a TV show, but it stuff like that happens.
But when it comes to National security CIA, if they're going to be transparent. I want full transparency. If not, don't tease us, just don't tell We're good. Yeah, like we're not missing anything by not getting this stuff, right, I didn't tell us anyway. Normal Americans who are going to work every single day are not missing anything by not getting these files.
I would like to know the Epstein names.
So I would like to know the JFK stuff. That's mine too, Yeah, why.
I just want people to be held accountable if they were a part of any of that. But I think that's for all of this from But do you think with JFK lick some people are dead? I think a lot probably will. But I mean think about Martin Luther King. Oh well, yeah that too.
I mean so many, so many stories of the CIA monitoring him the whole time. And that goes with other people too, like John Lennon because of anti anti war ideas and a war by the way, which it turns out probably shouldn't have been in because we didn't win, which is Vietnam War according to historians. I wasn't alive, but just reading about it. So I want full transparency or nothing. I want no redactions, and I want both sides to take a lot of shots. Otherwise I'm just not gonna believe it. I needed to be about bipartisan. Let's go. It's exciting aliens that's not even.
Unidentified submerged merged.
Objects because so many of them are in the water.
So many of them.
Yeah, so many of the things that they say that they can't figure out what they are are under the water, whatever them is, if it's Russia or an unknown or they're underwater. So yeah, that's what's up. And by the way, season two is not even that of Severance. We're three episodes in. You that season one's one of the greatest television serieses I've ever seen in my life. I loved it. I was moved by it.
Wow.
Season two, I think they realized how popular they got and people were like, Wow, this show's really smart. And now they've tried to outsmart and like be cool it. We're watching it and we're like, did it just go over our heads completely? So yeah, we're not.
We're the Jumpingship.
It's like the dumbest show Night Agent and like the show that's way too smart, Severance, We're just lost in between the floor and the ceiling. That's what's up. Was excited about that, we can probably hopefully get the real news what's happening here? All right, that's what's up. You guys can call us if you want. Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby eight seven seven seventy seven b oh b B. Why schools are banning crocs all across the country because they're a safety hazard. Dozens of schools in at least twenty states across the US have banned crocs because students are more likely to struggle to walk when wearing the shoes and could be deadly in an emergency. Amy thoughts deadly in an emergency, like if you got to run there's a fire, okay, or a school shooting, which probably happens more than fires, honestly, which sucks.
I mean, I don't know. I feel like I could maneuver well in crocs, but I guess maybe kids are having issues.
I can't maneuver well in crocs. What I like? Like bosoop?
Okay, Well, I guess it's probably been a minute since I wore them. But kids are going to be so disappointed. So many of them wear crocs all the time.
I like wearing crocs, but man, are they ugly?
Yeah?
And you have to think the croc people are like, we're gonna make this gonna be a couple of shoes. There's no chance. Oh my god, this thing's catching it. They got to be like blown away.
Oh you know what I remember, like in the pile. Not too long ago, we had like a doctor. I told a story about a doctor that was saying kit should no longer wear crocs because they're a hazard. Like even the little holes could get caught in something like while they're walking and make So. I mean, I guess there is something to it, but I mean, gosh, that's sad that you have to be prepared for emergency at school. New York Post with that story, Well, yeah, I know, you just be able to go to school, and now we have to be prepared to run.
Yeah, but that's been like last twenty years, not even about crocs, you know. Next up, Dominoes is launching a Pepperoni Inspire perfume for Valentine's Day. You know what, Most of these are done, they're you know, just for news fun pr I don't think i'd mind this one of all the weird ones. I think that would smell interesting. No, it wouldn't smell pretty, But I think that'd be fun. I don't think that'usd be perfume. I think guys can wear it too. Unisex. I think peperonizza is unisex. Yeah, I'll say it is the guy who brings a purse to work every day, I'll say it. This perfume is unisex. I would like to smell it. Can we see if we can get some of this scoop Steve? Yeah, who's making it? Dominoes is launching a Pepperoni Inspire perfume for Valentine's Day? All right, see if we can find it. That's from ABC seven. Widespread outbreaks of diseases like measles and polio starting to re emerge. What year, Well, it's because now the people aren't wanted to do vaccines at all. Oh wow, so it's bringing back these diseases. But like back in the day, those were just normal vaccines. Like you go to school and like, all right, put it in my arm. Health officials in western texts are trying to contain a measles outbreak among mostly school aged children, with at least fifteen confirmed cases. This is the bad thing when politics gets involved in medicine. When science and politics start mixing this polio. Polio that's like when our parents were young and great grandparents. It's the latest outbreak of a disease. It's been virtually eliminated in the US as vaccination rates are declining, jeopardizing the country's heard immunity from widespread outbreaks polio. That doesn't feel That feels like horsing and buggy. That disease. Okay, I think of being in a wheelchair. Yeah, people that couldn't walk. That's from CBS News. Next up, an ice cream craving leads to a one million dollar lottery prize. Lunchbox Listen up, Kentucky one went out to get some ice cream at Airy cooin ended up warning a million bucks. The player told Kentucky Lottery official she had a hanker in for a blizzard. Hey, who doesn't a good blazz And while on her way to the eatey, she stopped at the Mount Sterling Shell station to buy a Kentucky Jackpot scratch off. She scratched twenty bucks and won a million dollars. Twenty dollars. I have been playing tickets every day since the beginning of the year, and I am probably playing fifty dollars tickets every day. I'm probably down about one hundred bucks. Now, what's been your biggest price? Two hundred that's pretty good, maybe two fifty one day, whatever was was on the air. But I'm not quitting until I hit a thousand or go broke or the year ends.
That's crazy, you're only down one hundred.
I know.
I've had some pretty good scratches so far, pretty satisfying scratches, like when you get to that one spot in your back with your hand that you just get there. It's been pretty satisfying so far. He wants to buy a landfill. Why well, is hard drive with bitcoin that he can't find is somewhere in the landfill. And so they were like, hey, you can't be here and do this because he's like searching for it, and he's like find out, just buy the landfill. The bitcoin is now worth about six hundred twenty million dollars.
It's an investment, Like, how is this possible?
He accidentally threw out a hard drive with eight thousand bitcoin a bitcoin I haven't looked this morning. They're like like one hundred thousand of coin. It's like ninety five thousand yesterday a coin but he has eight thousand bitcoin on it, wants to buy the landfill where it's ended up. It may be gone forever, but they don't want him there anymore. They don't want people there looking for it because it's become a thing. You find it. So he wants to just buy the whole landfill. And there's no guarantee really that the hard drive will still work if you find it. There's no guarantee on anything, but to him, if he could buy it for a million bucks, that is worth that investment. The government's going to stop making new pennies. We saw this on Super Night, and so for every penny tastes like two to make. Did you know nickels it costs more to make a nickel than even a nickel like this has been any thing for a while. Yeah, experts say we'd have to make more nickels, but nickels also are losing money. So it costs more money to make a nickel than nickels. Worth is that because nickels just expensive, like the well, it's bigger and thicker. So I don't know, I don't know coppers penny and you don't know if it's coppers cheaper or if the penny is less copper than the nickel is made of.
So should we start collecting some pennies and saving them later?
No, No, there's so many. Nicholson made a seventy five percent copper have your mind blown? And twenty five percent nickel. So analysts say this will cause prices to rise for consumers. If the penny is phased out, prices would be just rounded up a five cent amount, and you know they're gonna round up more than that. You give any of these businesses an opportunity, do you get us for anything? But Canada did this. They stopped doing one cent in twenty twelve, but then they found out that the Canadians paid about three dollars and twenty seven cents more every So it's a situation. But yeah, it doesn't make sense. I guess it does make sense. My brain just doesn't know why it makes sense to spend two cents to make one or seven cents to make five. I saw an article where that was the play on words just doesn't make sense? And then why didn't even mean that?
Yeah?
I know, I was just to my little brain. I just didn't get it. Amy I was thinking about the news story we're talking about a minute ago where she goes up and she's like, we're gonna release and have a department about all these these files. JFK. Martin Luther King, we talked about the Epstein List, and you mentioned the Epstein List a couple of times. Why for you is that so interesting?
Oh?
Well, because I just listened to all the podcasts and watched all the documentaries, and it just made me curious about all the different ways it was cover up for so long, and like who powerful is involved? And I just it's disgusting to think that some of these people that we think that we trust, that are in charge of so many things and making so many decisions, could also be doing such terrible things to young women.
To me, obviously, that is a terrible part of it. I wonder who was controlling Epstein Cia Masad Like he was obviously something. Yeah, he was obviously being used by something of power to get other powerful people and then have information on them by That's that's the only reason he can one be known to be doing this. Have all this money, they can't figureut where the money's from, and then the prison guards are gone, the cameras aren't working, when he's killed.
It's just disturbing.
So you know, one of the theories is, you know, he was an asset of could be CIA, could be Massad, could be any of those groups. And so like tell us you think his death would be part of the reveal or whatever they the documents? If full transparency, how high does it go? Like that's you know, as absolute high as it possibly could.
Yeah, it's like presidents.
Many probably see of other countries. The prince, Prince Andrew like it was like his boy.
Well yeah, I mean that stuffs already out there. Who are the people that like, why did he get murdered?
That's who that's because if he's in, if he's working for a group, that's again just a theory. As a CIA and any of these groups, they obviously have the power to get in and going as well. So I think, you know, the press conference is all cool and stuff. There's I don't think there's anyway they could release everything. And if they don't release everything, I'm not going to believe anything.
Yeah, but they probably heard your demands this morning, so.
Maybe yeah, But mostly I need to explain like a five or so, I'm not going to understand a lot of it when it comes.
They're going to be in a meeting. They were like, well, Bobby Bones has three play it back.
Let's hear about here what he has to say. Okay, that's the news. Thank you for Bobby's I want to go over to Jill and Saint Louis who's on the phone. Hey Jill, Hi, how are you doing pretty good? What can I do for you?
So?
I was listening yesterday and I have kind of had a question for you first, Bobby, and I was just curious. I've had stomach issues my whole life, and I was wondering if you have ever been tested for Celiac's disease.
I have, because that was a popular theory to maybe this is what it is. Much like you're saying here, I don't know if you have it, but doctor was like, we should check this out because your symptoms are with that tested with that. I've had the colon Oskby and Oscarby, We've done the tubes, done the blood work. I mean, yeah, it kind of boiled down to with you know, like an ib sing. But then it's like why do you have it? And it was like, maybe you just have so much stress? But then possibly I have scar tissue now that we've kind of learned about in my stomach that's pushing all my organs from my surgery. So who knows. I quit, I don't. I don't eat anymore. I give up gosh, yeah, all liquid diet. Yes, I appreciate you asking about that. Do you have sea leg disease?
Yeah, I was diagnosed about twelve years ago. And I don't know what even if you've just tried to eat gluten free, because that is even just I mean, I've heard people who have had stomach issues before and that even just trying to eat gluten free is help them.
Yeah, and I do for the most part, even though again I've been tested specifically and gluten that really doesn't affect me. I don't have a gluten allergy. But i'd eat mostly gluten free anyway because my wife eats mostly gluten free. Otherwise I would just literally eat handfuls of gluten, even though I mean know what that is. And now I don't really eat cheese, which sucks. I have to avoid cheese. I love cheese. I avoid cheese just trying to figure it out. But I got all these microplastics in my brain anyway, So we all, Yeah, it's all going to be over soon enough. What was your other question, Jill, So, it's more of.
A just telling you guys a little bit of a story for Amy.
So.
I was listening yesterday and I heard you lost a bet to read Fourth Wing. I don't really think that's any sort of punishment because Fourth Wing series is amazing. But I just want to let you guys know there's like a huge I don't know how much you know about it, U fanfare behind that Fourth Wing series. I just went to an event with Rebecca Yaros and there was over sixteen hundred people there. People were dressing in cosplay. They were dressing up as dragons, different characters.
From the book.
They had like a bracelet making station and we handed out bracelets. They were doing temporary dragon tattoos. There was a photo booth. I mean we had to wait. We were in a waiting room for over four hours just to get tickets, and my friend Brittany was able to secure them. I did not get any, but yeah, it's it's like a huge thing behind her book. The question and answer was actually about her third book that just got released, sixth.
Wing no ONYX something. Yeah, some of my friends are Yeah, some of my friends are already on Onyx Storm.
And the punishment, just so we can be clear, was not because we thought the book was bad.
It was so long and five hundred pages, and what I thought would be funny is obviously if it landed on Bobby Lunchbox, are Eddie because them reading a like a romanticy would be hilarious.
Yeah, yeah, I bet it's great. It's like I've never watched the Prano. I was absolutely believe there's a reason to watch it, and it's probably really great, right this book, I'm sure because of the amount of success that it has. I'm sure it's it's great. That's a wonderful story.
I was at the Harrison the other day and a listener came up and was like, oh my gosh, you have to read Fourth Wing. And so she was really kind of come say hi, but you said she said Fourth Wing. And it's like something just went off at a domino fell throughout the salon because someone turned around I'm reading it too, and someone said, oh, I just finished it, and it's like everybody there had read it.
So I was like, okay, have you started? Yeah, what are you in?
Probably close to chapter ten maybe.
On how many pages on the big words me neither. I have pictures. I'd have to.
I just know where I am. It's probably like that.
But that book is this fat. Yeah, it's pretty fat book. Yeah yeah, yeah. Thirty nine chapters overall, so you're about a quarter the way through. That's pretty good. Good job, that's heavy.
That's a quick real no, I feel my I mean, most of my friends have already read it, so I'm trying to catch them because they're on the third book.
In chapter twenty two, there's a steamy kiss, but I don't spoil it.
I don't know. I haven't gotten to anything steamy at all.
Nothing and one explicit scene of dragon. I'm just kidding. Jill. Thank you for the call. We really appreciate you listening. I hope you have a great day.
You two.
Thank you, by bye bye, Bobby up today.
This story comes us from Nashville, Tennessee. Amen needed a ride to the bank and he didn't have a car, so he calls an uber says, hey, I'm going to the credit union, says wait for me out here. I'll be right back, goes inside, produces a note says this is a robbery, give me all the big bills, runs out, jumps in the Uber. Well, they were able to get the license weight from the camera and they tracked him down pretty easily the uber.
He was still in the uber. Well, no, no, the uber had dropped him off back at home. But they probably went home. He did get dropped off back at home.
Yeah, yeah, but they tracked down the uber driver like, no, I'm just an uber And so they went and said, what account ordered this? And they went to the guy's house, got.
Them easy peasy.
Well, I can't believe he went home. Obviously, you go somewhere else. You get dropped off with all your bank money.
And you use somebody else's Uber account, Well.
That may yeah, that may have been tougher. But yes, Amy DC the stories I see him on TikTok where and they were happening here in town. I don't know if I believe it. I'm not saying I don't believe it. But the girl was like I was in the backs even Uber and this guy opened up like his middle compartment and this gas came up and I started to fowl woozy, and so I had him stop and I jumped out of the car and I'm not saying it didn't happen, But who's got like a gas compartment in the middle of their uber that they can release? Like I don't, I don't even know what gas knocks you out.
Chloroform, Yes, that's what they say that it was. And yeah, I don't remember which carrier. I think there's just warnings going around that any ride share app or if you're getting into the car, even if it's a taxi, you don't know the person, so you need to be on guard. So like, don't be distracted with headphones, looking down at your phone, not paying attention. They were advising maybe even call a friend when you get in, so that way it's where you're talking to someone, they know where you are.
And if you've seen all that I get out, all that I get, no, no, all that I get. I think that's great. You should do that when you don't know who you're with. I'm talking specifically about gas coming from the middle of the middle section I know, and that I think history of the world. That uber driver, again not saying that it hasn't has opened up an apartment and chloroform floats in the air and knock somebody out is that even possible.
I do think it's possible. Yes, I don't know how the driver avoids also getting, you know, impacted by all.
They also say the one I saw he put on a mask at first and then he opened it up. But I'm thinking to myself, if you have the money to build like a chreform department in the middle of your car, like shit, well I guess you're only ubering then to abduct people. You're not ubering for money.
Well maybe a little bit of both. You do the ubering to pay for the or you do the ride share to pay for the looks in. I don't know.
I re snopes that. I definitely think that there are bad intentioned uber left taxi, milkmen, ice cream truck men, coaches, priests. I definitely think there's bad intention people everywhere. But sometimes could definitely be wrong. About the story about somebody opening up a gas chamber in the middle of their car, well, sometimes people will just say stuff for clout. The gas chamber one felt a bit odd to me, Mike, can.
You I found the story. There's no like credible source recording it. It's the person on TikTok who said the gas came out and the driver just put his shirt over his nose, Like, how would he not be affected by its?
Yeah, I don't believe it. I would say, I don't believe the chlor and you're believing something that, Well.
What I want to know, and you just said for clout is why would this girl who looks perfectly normal when she's delivering her scenario, why would she put false information out there like that?
Why for clicks? For views? That's what TikTok is half but you know, like half of that stuff a staged on TikTok just in general.
Well, I don't really like to think that it is. I like to think that people, especially if they're telling a terrifying tale like that, that it would be true that one.
I started sniffing on that one immediately and was like, it's gonna be a hard I don't believe it that an Uber driver opens up a gas container in the middle only covers his nose, And I don't know what do you even buy? It's just too again, bad people everywhere could be wrong. Just felt like it was a little too sophisticated for a random Uber pickup anything else.
Mike over there on it, Well, she got two point four million views on it, and then she also has music on her TikTok okay no.
Amy says she doesn't know why people would do that. That's funny she's doing it gets people to go to her page to find music.
That's shady.
Hey, Amy, that's the world. Whatever I got news for you, I just.
Want I don't know that's your way. I take it as the morning to always be aware. Although I always feel safe. I know that they've been vetted. There's nothing to likely worry about at all. However, I just want to be on guard and pay attention.
Okay, good, I hope you do. They all get the gas coming from the middle of the car. I just knew that that smelled like a complete fabrication. But again I could be wrong, but I'm probably not. All right, Thank you, Lunchbox. Go ahead, Yeah, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. We have Kyler on the phone now who Kyler calls us every year and he keeps stats of every single game.
That we play. Good morning, how's it going pretty good?
We look forward to this call. What news? What information can you deliver us?
We'll start off with there's one person that went one hundred percent won every game they played on The Bobby Bone Show in twenty twenty four, and that man is George Bursch went one for one win rate.
What game did George play? Do you remember?
I do not remember? That was like at the very beginning of twenty twenty four. Okay, a memory decent, but it's not that good.
Okay the game or George or rather one? Okay, so Georgie is one hundred percent on the year. Okay, go ahead.
Eddie played one hundred and sixty seven games, Amy played one hundred and sixty seven games, and Lunch played one hundred and eighty nine games.
Lunch beat them by twenty as far as games playing, Okay, apparent played appearances, He's got plate appearance.
Play, and Amy and Lunch tied with their percentages, though Amy went fifty two for one sixty seven with a thirty one percent win rate, and Lunchbox went fifty nine for one eighty nine with the thirty one percent win rate.
Boom, you guys, boom.
Lunchbox had three ties and Amy had two ties.
Okay, so so Eddie.
Eddie went sixty four for one sixty seven with a thirty eight percent win rate.
Dang all I do is win.
So Eddie is the grand Champion of the year.
He is. So this is my third year in a row keeping track. And in the last three years Eddie has won one hundred and eighty four games, Amy has won one hundred and nineteen games, and Lunchbox has won one hundred and forty three games.
So he did you keep track of my games at all?
Yeah?
I didn't want a game.
You had a You didn't do as good as last year. You went one one out of four really, but it's because you start winning and then you're like, okay, this last one's worth you know, three points, you know, see if you can beat me, and then you kind of it's like you went one for four, but with an asterix because like you start feeling bad and you give them a chance to beat or something.
I don't know. It's like dad playing with his kids and he's like, okay, come on, guys, I'll give you a chance. You make this for tens.
This next shots worth ten points?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay anything else in your stat keeping.
Everybody else went pretty like obviously the big three play in the most games, but Morgan went ten for forty seven with twenty one percent. Abby went three out of twenty six oh for eleven percent.
Wow, but Abby is going to therapy. That's true because she gets really tight, it's really nervous for no reason whatsoever.
Okay, I expect the twenty twenty five to be higher than eleven percent.
Yeah, again, because she's spent money to go to therapy to get better at games.
Absolutely, is there a game?
Because you've got you've listened to all this and you are a straight data analysis and at times that can be very boring. Is there a game? After all? The games that you enjoy hearing?
My favorite games are like the one off, like, hey we just thought of a new game, let's give it a shot, because a little bit of chaos trying to figure out how to play the game. Nobody really has a strategy, So just new games in general. And then but like the one that I always like is the feud. I think the feud is the most entertaining and it's just most fun to play along with.
I think that's good to hear because you know, we play these games so often, and you know, Mike and I decide what games are going where all the time, or like I don't know. Our people tired of this game, so that matters to us when you say things like that. So we appreciate that. So the feud, So keep going with the feud. Okay, absolutely anything else you have asterisks by or anything else that you need to share, because I feel like this has been a thorough report. We've kept notes of it. Eddie is the grand champion again. Wow, for the whole year in three years. That's Hall of Fame numbers right there. If you do another or four now we're talking because Mahomes only got three titles, right, gotta beat him? Okay, well, Kyler, we really appreciate anything else you want to add.
I have what's wrong with people?
If you got time for you, we have time. Go ahead.
If you notice I'm a little later this year. Usually I try and call like the first week the show's back. But I've had a crazy first month months and a half this year. At the New Year's Eve, our whole family was hanging out celebrate New Year's Eve, and then within three days, my mother in law thought she had like a pinch nerve. And then fast forward three weeks later and she got diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. So it's been a crazy beginning to this year, and she is the breadwinner of her household, and so in order to help the bills and stuff, we started a venmo like to donate to like to help pay bills and stuff, and it was Sheila ary or Dash Healing. Within two hours of creating that venmo, somebody created one with the same profile picture that was Sheila Eerie Dash Healing with two g's, and we got donations to it, and but we'll never be able to get those. So within two hours somebody created a fraudulent venmo to steal cancer donations essentially, And so I just want to say, what's wrong with people?
That one sucks? Hey, And so how is she now?
We are so we live in the Springfield, Missouri area. We're waiting to transfer her to Indy Anderson because they are the best suited to It's a LEO sarcoma, which is a really rare cancer, and like Springfield pretty much said, they haven't they don't have the resources to really tackle it properly. So we're trying to transfer all the PaperWorks, games, all that to Houston, and then we're waiting on that call to go down there and see see what they can do.
What say your name again, like the real one, because unless you may donate to the fake one. What's what is her? What's her name again?
It's Sheila Yeerie Dash healing s h E l I A y e a r y Dash healing with one G.
There is a second one with two g's and it's the same picture, but they like screenshot it and it's not even good.
Gosh, that's terrible.
Yeah, so evil dang. Okay, here's all i'mna do because I we know you, it's been years. I'm gonna I'm gonna send over five hundred bucks to my venmo right now. So, oh my god, pops this over here. Boom. I put the pizza Moji. It was just the one I clicked. You don't have to buy pizza with it, you know, five worth of pizza. It's gonna give me the whole thing. Like, are you sure you know this person? Last four digits? We don't have to say that, but one G and she's in.
Okay, I'm just gonna for sure it's the right one one.
We have no mutual friends? What sucks? I think Kyler and I are friends. Okay, let's say that I'm gonna push and let's let's sure. Let's make sure you're paying the right Sheila, your payments on the way. Okay, I know that wasn't the reason you call, but I'm happy to help in a little way that I can. And we always appreciate your calls.
Much appreciated.
And you can't argue with data, is what I always say, So we're looking for you can't. I'm very sorry to hear what you're going through, and please update us when you can.
I will, and I appreciate you guys. Like I know, a bunch of people call and say, hey, you know you give me your hard times. That really is true, Like it's a it's a bit of normalcy, you know, like life is absolutely not nothing's the same. My schedules all out of whack. But I still got the podcasts listen to and it it's just like I said, normally bringing back a little bit, some take my mind off of it, and it's always happy, uplifting. So I really do appreciate you guys.
Hi, buddy, we appreciate you. Have a good day. Man, all right, you too, there he is, Okay, that's gonna do it for today's show. Thank you see you tomorrow. Goodbyeverybody. This is a Fibby Bone sing Bones, The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.