The Bobby Bones ShowWed Part 2: Bobby's Change At Home + Lunchbox Claims His Wife Has No Humor
Find out the new lifestyle change Bobby and his wife are doing at their house that he finds super annoying... Plus, Lunchbox claims his wife has no sense of humor over something he wanted to send his kid to school with and more!
Wake Up, Wake on the morn and it's on the radio, and the Dodgers's on time already, Lunchbox, Morgan to school, Steve bred Out, it's trying to put you through fog is running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this this? The Bobby ball over to Amy with the Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
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So this question is for Bobby specifically.
After quite a few times you'll say something like, you know, I haven't told my wife this yet, or don't tell my wife this.
So that leads me to think, does your wife not.
Listen to the show or the podcast? And if not, is there a specific reason that she doesn't listen to the show and podcast? Thanks guys, quality question. Amy, you want to fill this one?
Oh, yeah, she doesn't listen to yeah.
Listen at all. Doesn't listen to the show, don't listen to the podcast. If she's in the car and the station's on and it's there, but she's like I I because the show is a lot of my life and a lot of my thoughts on either my life or news. And she's like, I have the show the other eighteen nineteen hours at home, so she's yeah, she's like, I'm good. If there's ever something, sometimes it'll pop through Instagram feed like a video, oh yeah, like she follows the show. Yeah, she'll see some stuff that way. She's supportive and sometimes I watch her scroll not even look at what the segment is though. She'll just be like e uh yes, oh yeah. Supportive for sure, but she feels like she gets enough of this at home. And I don't disagree with her, you know, so uh, thank you for that question though, so I can come on here and be like, don't say anything to my wife. She also doesn't check her dms. She doesn't get on Instagram hardly ever, like once every three or four months. So I but I'm like, don't say anything, and yeah.
That's it. Yeah.
I think that there's times where she's wanted to come on and like do things with you here before it's been a minute, but if.
People years, Yeah, but I have to win a bet for that to happen.
Yeah.
The only time that she will do anything like on a microphone or public. There has to be some we're gambling for something, and I'm like, Okay, if you lose, you gotta come on this.
You'veled it somehow, Yes, but it's a while. Yeah.
I'm just symphasizing that she's supportive and likes what you do. And I think it's just like for any married person if you're around that person all the time, like you wouldn't like if your husband is an accounting you're not listening in on his work for four or five hours a day.
Yeah, she doesn't gather around the radio. Five am. Will come on to be like, oh, I can't wait to hear she's got a whole spoonful of it before I left. Yeah, all right, thank you for that question. There's a guy in Pennsylvania who bought a billboard looking for a date and I saw it and I thought that was fun, and so he puts it up and it's a huge sign. It says Dave is single. I want to go on a date with Dave can cook well, has normal hobbies, he owns a cat, and he bought a billboard and so about a thousand bucks to rent the billboard and it is funny, and Dave looks like a nice guy that stories from people. Amy I ask you. I'm gonna ask you in a second too. I know you have a boyfriend. Now, if you saw a guy on a billboard that you thought, oh that he looked I'm attracted to him and those are some fun facts. Would you ever reach out to the billboard?
No?
Not me?
Why I don't. I'm like, what can I give you? A couple?
He had to get a billboard? I mean there are parts of me that wonders like, oh, maybe this is just clever. It's outside the box. He seems kind of funny, not taking himself too seriously. Oh he has a cat.
He's cute. But I'm probably not calling.
So I would think, one, is this some sort of marketing scheme that's going to turn into something else? My first thought that to me, as somebody who driess in market stept all the time. Secondly, I would go and then this is the insecure version of me. If I message this person on the billboard, even though I think they're attractive, I think he's great, I'm now fighting five hundred women and now and who knows what's going on. Thirdly, I'm like, why do you have to get a billboard?
Right?
That's not fair because I think nowadays you got to do a lot of different stuff to get noticed. Those were my unfair opinions, but I think it would be tough for me the same way to reach out, Morgan. What if you see a guy and you're like, hey, this guy, by the way, kind of looks like weird al or glasses, looks super friendly, but probably loves Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, that kind of stuff, no disrespect. I love Game of Thrones, Morgan. If you saw a guy on a billboard and you thought those things were attractive about him, and you liked how he looked, would you reach out.
Yeah, Listen, I've been in the dating game for so long. Obviously not anymore in my relationship, but in so long, and you had to do so many things to find a person or stand out or find somebody that you're compatible with. And I would always whant to in my dating realm, I would do things for the plot, because at the end of the day, you either are gonna find somebody and you're gonna get married, or you're gonna go on a date, and it's a great story and you got to learn to have fun with dating because it's such a train wreck that you just have to enjoy it.
And if I see somebody on a billboard, I'll be like, you know, what's gonna hurt me to go out with this guy for one date?
Nothing?
Nothing will hurt me.
I know. Again, a lot of my insecurity comes out whenever I think about having to blind reach out to somebody who's But then I also think to myself, did he go on so many bad dates where people don't like him that he's got to now elevate it? But this is also something that I would have done.
You would have put yourself on a billboard.
Possibly, I mean, I don't know, but mine would have mostly been a bit for the.
Show, right right, You're not really I want.
To like the guy, and I think it's I I love the story and he looks super friendly, and I think I'd be friends with.
This guy, Like I feel like my brother would do this and then he would attract the right like it would work out like my brother used to do those newspaper ads he met one of his long term girlfriends and answering an ad in the newspaper.
You know, I like Dave. I just wondered, if you guys, if you liked to Dave by seeing it, if he'd actually reach out and I would. I mean, for you, that's the healthy I like that answer.
But now Dave has the field to play, he's hitting home run.
I don't know. That's why I was asking, is that a field?
Oh, there's a field, Because there's gonna be so many girls. He's gonna be like, why would I settle down? Now I got a hundred girls.
Now it's just gonna go crazy. Yeah, Dave is out there? Who billboarding it up? Yeah? Hey, protect that billboard? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, drinking protect the big announcement. At my house, we're now at no shoe household. It was not my own cheers. It's very difficult for me to live day today. We're a no shoe household. I'd like to explain. It's also weird to wear shoes now inside of anybody's house. So my wife, who's been dealing with health is shoes for the last couple of years, she was like, hey, do you mind if we do no shoe And I'm like, I do that's I don't want to do no shoe I want to take my shoes off and the shoes laying everywhere. She's like, would just do it for me for thirty days and see how it goes? Okay, But her thing is on the bottom, and I agree in retrospect her the logic behind it. Everywhere you walk in your house, outside the house, dirt, street businesses, public places, all that's in the bottom of your shoe. Then you walk in your house and now it's all over the floor of your house. Yeah, and if you touch your and she's like, can we just do it? Because she is like, if I'm around a whole bunch of germs and I get sick, that's really bad. And of course I'm going to listen. But then I start to go, you know what, that's true. All the crap that we're touching in a restaurant bottom of our shoes, we bring it right in our house. We track it all over our house. Then our bare feet could touch it. If we're walking barefoot, it gets in there. And so we started doing it. And is it a little annoying, yes, But how we I went went to a couple of therapy yesterday and I walked into the building and I was like, oh, I take my shoes, and now I naturally started taking my shoes off everywhere at a building, anywhere I walk inside. It feels weird to have shoes off. You have a no shoe studio, no no, no, I don't like it. But at home I can do it, and I the other. A couple of days ago, I had a couple people come over to the house and we had to walk through the house to get to the studio, like Rich Eiesen from back in the day ESPN his own show. Now he came over and I was like, hey, I don't want to make rich take off his shoes just to walk through the house to go back to the studio. I said, cool, for wee do a little shoe walk. I was like, yeah, cool, just clean it up after, and so after we left, did a little cleaning.
So when I was trying to a no shoe household, and now that we've moved, I'm adopting it as soon as we get done, like with some painting and work we have at the house. I ordered these little booty covers from ammaz On.
They're like blue. They almost like you know workers use when they come to your house.
They look like a little hospital slipper things, but you can just pop them over your.
Shoes, hair in it, but for your feet exactly. Yeah, yeah, they're just great. We have people put them on too, and they come up. I just I just am embarrass going, hey, which am id taking your shoes off to people. That's embarrassing to me to have to do that. But we're a no shoe household. We're full Kenny Chesney. And you know what, I get it now more than ever it does make logical sense. I just was lazy.
It really is like how we grew up.
I mean, some people are going to come after you that like this is stupidest thing ever. But it's just it's not how they grow up. Like there's other cultures. Like my daughter has a friend where that's how she grew up in her household, Like and she comes over my house and she's like, Oh, you.
Want to know how you get people to take their shoes off. She's like, well, we do. People come over if they have their shoes on. We just all stare down at.
Their feet and we look at them like they're crazy, because why in the world would you.
Wear shoes inside of the house.
And he's like She's like if you stare at them long enough, they take them office.
I'd have been like Travis Scotts, Yeah, thanks, well.
She got she got my kids. Now my kids leave it on the back porch.
But like this one friend, she's like, this is crazy to me that people wear shoes.
I would have fought it more had my wife not been dealing with health issues for the last two years and the whole German thing. But now that I did not fight it, I actually am a proponent of it, except for the except for just annoying my shoes and they're outside, like, wear my shoes, they're outside the garage. I've got one shoe here. They're hanging over telephone wires. Now I don't even know what's going on. We're a no shoe household, thank you. I just wanted to say that because I did hate on that before. I would like to say, now we're a no shoe household.
So you'd hate on a sort of when I was trying to do it.
Yeah, I definitely hated it. I'd like to apologize. You knew me bare feet Lunchbox claims his wife has no sense of humor. I would argue, I think she's very funny. But lunchbox, what happened between you two guys.
So my oldest kid is starting kindergarten and I thought, okay, this is a great time to have some fun. So we went shopping for a new backpack, and I brought him home with a Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey backpack.
As a picture, I think, and I think, hilarious.
You send them to school the first day with that backpack just to kind of see the faces and like get reactions and then he can go with his spider Man that he picked out.
But it's kind of funny. It's a funny thing.
And my wife was like, absolutely not, we can't do that, Like no sense of humor. I'm just shocked you don't have a sense of humor about it. Like a Jack Daniels backpack, it's funny. People see it, they're like, whoa, what's that kid kind of going wearing a Jag Daniels backpack for exactly.
They'll see that and then they'll think what kind of.
Parents would give their kid a backpack with a liquor logo over? The good thing is kids don't know what it is adults do, and they're like, okay, those.
Exactly the adults do, wouldn't it.
I mean, I just thought it'd be a funny trick on the first day school for him to go in with it.
And I can't believe you said no, what is the trick? Like, they wouldn't say anything to us.
They would just judge us secretly and talk about us by their back.
Well, thanks for no longer having a sense of humor. You're welcome, don't you think too? They may say, Hey, I don't know it could your kid could feel a little ostracized when he gets there different because they're going to make it feel different because he has a backpack that they have to take from him that he can't wear around everybody else. Why would they not able? Why would they take it from You can't wear a Jack Daniels T shirt in sixth grade? I thought that Jack Daniels backpack is a kindergartener.
Yeah, like we were able to wear like bud light stuff even when like back in our day with the who was.
Bud lights bud shots like this that you can't wear alcoholic school. Yeah, really, I don't remember those rules. I just know that I thought this was funny.
I thought it'd be a great way to a to meet other parents, because they're gonna be like, man, who's the cool kid with a cool backpack.
I don't think that is what would happened, okay, And it's just.
Funny to see him, like have first day pictures with him in a Jack Daniels backpack, so you look back on it in twenty years and be like, Noe, look what you wore a kindergarten.
Hi, Larry. That could be funny if you have the pictures at home, But I don't think there's any way you said you came to school with a Jack Daniels backpack.
I mean, why not take it a step for and put a little Jack Daniels in his lunch.
That's a crossing who agrees with? Are you team Lunchbox, your team wife? Amy?
I mean I'm team wife, But also I'm gonna say that as a fellow parent, I'm not going to judge if that was someone's backpack, I wouldn't do it to my judge.
The kid, but you'd probably be like, what kind of parents? Since our kid with a Jack Daniels backpack?
Yeah, I mean, I'm team Lunchbox, but I can get where Lunchbox thinks this is no.
Your team wife. Yea, yeah, yeah, you just said your team lunchbox.
I met wife. Oh, I was like, oh, yes, yes, I meant wife.
I am team wife. I see the humor in it at home, but if you send it on him to school, there's a chance he could feel like he doesn't fit in because they're gonna have to treat him a bit different because that they have to take his backpack. The other kids backpacks aren't being taken, and he gets in trouble He's wait, what's my backpack taken here? And then you explained Tom like, hey man, I was just doing something funny on the first day. Here's your Spider Man backpack that you wanted.
Yay.
I don't know he'll get the humor at that at five years old. He will at fifteen. But is it worth the delayed gratification of that joke.
Yes, it's a lot like the Long Game. Do I say there's some jokes that are you know, play out over time? That's hilarious.
I'm team wife, Morgan.
I do think his wife has a sense of humor, but I think I'm team lunchbox.
Jack DANIELSA, Wait, are.
You making like I did?
No?
No, no, no, no no.
I think this is a funny joke. It's harmless.
I think other parents are going to see it and laugh. I don't know that any kids are going to think anything of it right now because.
They're so young.
I would just swear they have to take the backpack, and he feels lesser than well.
I think also, if I had to guess, this is Lunchbox's household and he's probably used to things like this happening.
If I had to get but this is a first day of school, like announcing because it's a new school.
He's start in kindergarten, Like Hey, we're the family the likes to be fun. No intro like a bud light Jack Daniel's party on right with a five year old. You guys can go to our Facebook page leave us your thoughts on this. Not for the new Bobby's story. Ken Takeoff, an AT and T worker from Missouri saved the life of somebody when the homeowner collapsed. Her name is Helen Peril. The guy from AT and two happened to arrive a few minutes early formed CPR on the woman. He saw her down. He was like, wait, wait, wait, hello, they say now that she was quote dead for four minutes.
Oh my gosh.
After arriving at the hospital, she learned that he helped her avoid brain damage because no auction to the brain. Blah blah lah, that's what happens. Instrumental in saving my life. Helen even recalls telling him you were put where you were at the time you were there, and I feel like it was a godsend. From People magazine, also, the commitment, I'd like to shout him out, the commitment to go, I have to do this. I know I'm working and I got to fud my mouth on hers, and you know what, I'm gonna risk get in trouble because it's a corporate America. All of a sudden, she was like, I was taking a nap, but he tried to make out with me. I was just laying down. You don't think dudes worry about that. But big shout out to that dude. He saved the life. I love it. It was the right decision. Seattle is crowned as America's smartest city from news Week. If you're looking for the brainiest people, Seattle has it. I would think because of all the Amazon and some of the text stuff, there's probably a lot up there. I thought Sam fran would take the time. Yeah, yes, in the top five. But here we go. We got Seattle, Miami at number two. Well, I thought there was a party in Miami. Austin, Texas third shout out big Tech Club now too, and then the Silicon Valley, San Francisco all that. Fourth, uh, Fifth, Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
Wow, what's going on in Miami? Just business or I've never been. I just see like people on the beach.
That's all. I think four percent of Americans have never heard of Netflix. If they were to say four or ten or twenty two percent of Americans don't have Netflix, I would go, okay, I get it. But four percent have never heard of it? To these people, what's the Amish population, I wonder? And then the Amish population that because on that show they would even go into the city. Sometimes. I would even think some Amish would have heard of Netflix.
Yeah, because they got to see that red box outside of a store that's not redox.
Oh that's red Box.
Have you heard of Netflix?
I feel like that's pretty high.
Four percent have never heard Sorry sorry, is that in America or the world Americans?
Okay, yeah, the world. I would think it's even higher. Oh yeah, villages in Africa, yes, but no, no. In America. According to up Rocks, four percent of Americans have never heard of Netflix. The Amish population of North America zero point one percent. So we got another three four.
Did they get to four percent? Maybe?
Just so, what's the percentage of people in America that don't have any technology?
But they're not Amish?
But even though you probably heard them, but I mean, like Mason Ramsey came in here and said he didn't have Internet.
Yeah, that was wild.
But I bet Mason Ramsey's hurt of Netflix. Yeah, Mason Ramsey is the young boy outside of Walmart. This seems high. And a new survey eighty five percent of parents are delighted when their adult children moved back home. Eighty five percent the kids graduated or the kids are working, and they're like, any moved back home. I would think it'd be like twenty two percent. Eighty five percent say they look forward to it, lunchbox, when you move back home with your parents after college. I wonder if they I think they were excited.
They were happy to have me home to be under their roof because they'd been empty nesters for a few years, they're like, man, we miss our kids, and to have me in the house for a while are pretty cool.
And I was doing something, you know, getting famous. You think they liked that that you were starting did do radio? It brought joy to their life that their sons. Yeah, every more than they'd listen and they'd be like, oh my gosh. Then they you know, did they still listen every morning?
No, because they don't get up for work as much. They don't drive to work, so they're you know, around there. But they listen podcasts. Sometimes they'll hear a segment or they'll watch the clips on the book the book Facebook Facebook bok, yeah, okay. Almost half of Americans under fifty don't think they'll ever have kids. Most of them say they just do not want to. For the first time ever, they just do not want to. Has grown substantially, and we'll have kids at some point. My wife's also far younger than I am, almost twelve years so, and we will have kids.
So this is not me, this is not us. We just haven't yet. But almost half under fifty say they don't think they'll have or want to have kids. What I hear though, and you can tell me if I'm wrong. Kids feel like a commitment.
Oh, They're definitely a commitment.
Kids feel like a responsibility. Yeah yeah, if I'm wrong, let me know.
Let me know even after eighteen, because they're going to come back and live with you.
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Yeah, but Brooke is She was my co star in the movie Holiday Harmony.
I did a movie with her co star. Pretty aggressive term to use it.
No why I was in scenes and she was one of the main characters.
Yeah, she was. You know what, I'll go with it. Fifteen year old, but how many I feel like she was the star and then you had it.
I had multiple scenes.
My main one, you know what, You're right.
The thing is my scene was pivotal.
Hey yeah, co star is we're going with stars anyway. Her jeenes are up for auctions, so a campaign that made her very famous. They're going up for auctions she's wearing. Then they think it'll go for like fifty sixty thousand dollars. It's a little weird. She's so young. Yeah, but that was what was weird about it then too, because she was fifteen and it's very sexualized.
Yeah. I think she's even addressed that later in life.
Now.
I mentioned this of a couple of things. I bought a box of like two thousand and three basketball cards that there's a chance that if there's a Lebron rookie in it, it's going to be worth five hundred times that I paid for it. More than that. I don't know. When I get the box a couple of days. I'm pretty excited about that.
I was gonna say, when you open it, but it's just not here.
We're not opening that thing. And to we have cameras on it because if it hits, because it was nothing, it was nothing compared to what these things are going for. But if it hits, there's they're still searching for a card worth a million dollars in one of these boxes. But there's like a thousand boxes left from two thousand and three. Wouldn't that be insane? One other quick card story says, baseball card out in front of me. Yeah, tiger, I brought it in. He's a tiger. His name is Ryese Olsen. It was He's supposed to sign it when I opened the package and there's no signature on it. And so what you do is you send it back to tops the company. You go, I didn't get a signature on this. You messed up. I'm not gonna do that. So I have it. I'm gonna take a little sign on it. Thomas Wright's coming in. He's gonna be on the show soon. I have a little sign I'm traveling around and I'm gonna have multiple famous people sign this card because there's even a spot for a signature on the card. And then I'm gonna somehow get to Detroit and have him sign it and then put it up for auction for Saint Jude. It'd be a one of one multi celebrity card they forgot to sign. I could send it back. You just get a better card for myself. But I think I've never heard anyone doing that, like cheating the system, but for charity. So it's gotta be good, right, So I'll sign it a little. We'll get Thomas Rhightight to sign it. We're gonna go to a couple of other.
Football team you need a very thin point marker.
Yeah, And then at the end, the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball say we can't get Rieslson to sign it. I'd be like, I'll fly out there, get him to sign it, and then we'll auction it off for Saint Jude.
Does he not like children?
Well, he hasn't been on Instagram in forever, and so I messaged him just to get him to sign. I thought it'd be funny, and I was like, no, let's just up for charity. But I'm gonna sign today and then get other famous people to sign it. That'd be fun. And then card collectors are like, it's a one on one, it's worth a lot. Make the hospital ten. I'd be awesome. Make the hospital ten thousand dollars from this card. That'll be awesome. All Right, there you go, that's the news. Bobby's Lunchbox is on a mission to get on a game show. So we told him go to this site and we showed him press your luck, which is no wammy, no wammy, no Amy. So now he has the application. Now this one, they're still shooting right, yes, okay, Well, what's the problem.
There's some of the questions that I don't know how to answer. Like one is three fun facts about yourself. So I need you guys to help me with fun facts because I'm like, well, everything's amazing about me, Like, what is something.
That catches their eyes? Okay, fun facts about Lunchbox. Let's fill out his application. Number one, he was on Jerry Springer as a teenager. At seventeen years old. He was on the Jerry Springer Show. That's a pretty fun fact. He once ran a marathon as a bit on the show with absolutely no training, you know, and almost died. Not announcer training, but just ran ran a full marathon with no training. That's a fun fact.
Okay, those are two really good ones. Yea, eating strong. What about the fact that, like I don't know. He can't like touch his shoulders with his arms.
I think that's I don't think a producer's gonna think that's funny. Oh okay, what about see I thought about prom king? But is that like that's that's goods good that But because it's so stupid, that's it's hilarious. You still have your crown high school. I was a high school prom king and I still have my crown and talk about it weekly. Yeah.
Then another question is why do you think you would be good at trivia? Do I just say I don't think I'm good at trivia. I probably suck at trivia, but I'll dominate that game. Or do I lie and be like, well, because I read an almanac every night before I.
Go to bed, you do wordle, you do the top, That's what I would say, because you suck at trivia, I do. I don't say that. You re asked the question because it's all about it says not lying. Why do you think you'd be good at trivia? Because daily amy nels, I do the wordle, I'm obsessed with the New York Times crossword puzzle, and we played trivia almost daily at my workplace. Now you haven't lied, but I'm bad at trivia. No, no, don't write that. No no, I'm saying no, no, But you're just giving them reasons to think that maybe you're not bad at it.
But you've given them all those Okay, all right, those are the two questions that I was really stuck on. And then I got to make I can make it three up to a three minute long video. It's three minutes too long to show my personality.
Yeah, if they're staying up to you definitely want to do it like ninety seconds, and I would tell you if the first ten seconds aren't fantastic, they're skipping it. So what does he do is like a jump out of a box, like by surprise? What did you think it was just a present? Why would they think it was the president? Because wrapped like a president? I know, I know, but I would say again, I'm on the spot here. You not having a shirt on is hilarious because because he takes it, I know, But they want big personalities. So I'm saying I would do it. Either you take your shirt off quickly like Nomy. No way, like you started yelling Nomy. You take your shot off no, and then you then you talk because you just want to grab them in the first few seconds with your energy and the thing that they think is gonna pop on screen, which is you being a larger than life figure. Okay, so do I start it with like sitting there like no wammy nommy, no, let's go.
Would so like you start off like kind of like like you're boring, and they're like, oh, this guy sucks and and then boom, hit him with the nips.
I don't know that I would hit him with the nips, but I wouldn't grab them or any the shirt. But and then what I would do, because you may have it'll be different than them reading it. I would also say again the fun facts about you and the camera in case they do miss that part, he'd be like, I love this job, waiting my whole life to get on it. You can even bring up the past host Robert who's the past? A dealer or no deal? I used to watch it on Game show Net. You can take my story well, because I used to watch it as a kid like your school. Okay, perfect, I would say, you can use my story. I used to watch it every night with my grandma. We would play together and then we played on Game Show Network, and before she died, this was.
Why did we need to be truthful earlier? Now it's you're lying. Remember earlier you're real concerned of like you're not lying.
Yeah, I totally changed. Okay, okay, and don't lie. Then what I would do is I would say watch it as a kid all the time, it's been your day. His name Robert might like Robert tartan Off or something, and be like, I used to watch No Whomy all the time in old school days, and then I still watch it on Game Show Network and it's been my dream. If you put me on the show, I think I'm gonna win. But if I don't, I'm gonna be people the thing people talk about for the next couple of weeks.
So when he's yelling, we need to find a tone that is still Peter to Mark in that was it understandable, because sometimes when he yells, it's not you don't you can't understand saying.
Early when you when you toss the nips out on whatever you say, you can hit him with the energy, but then hit him with the nips and then slow it down. I put the shirt back on and keep it off. Oh you know what I should do I got it.
Oh yeah, and then when I ripped my shirt off, I should have no whammy written across my chest.
You're like a sports fan.
Even funnier would be you trying to write it while you're doing it on your own chest and it looks like nanama okay, because you're doing something and you're writing it at the end and you actually can't read it.
Maybe while he's telling the story of like I used to watch.
Like, I love it so much, take the market out in the store because they're gonna wonder what's he writing on himself, And even then it's not gonna look like I see you guys soon, all right, ce in l A c in l A n L all right, I think that's it. Nl it buddy, good luck. Glad we could do your whole audition for you. Here we go. Keithurban bought us wife Nicole Kidman Lamborghini. Sounds like a great gift. Oh wow, She's like, I don't like it, so she drives her super roof still And I can tell you that's a true story. Both. Oh that's true. It's one of the rare stories I can go. I back that up because I see it and know it a bit.
So she just sits there or he drives it. Oh okay.
Here's the thing about Keith Urban, who I love they guy. His thing is cars. The times that he's either been to my house, I've been to his house. This is a mild flex, but only because so I can share the story. Or we've been at the Opry together at the same time. It's always different and it's always awesome. Like once I got behind we were going to perform the opera we're together doing back to back at the Opry and I am behind this massive like orange truck that looks like it should be an eighteen wheeler except without a trailer, but somehow still looks like sci fi. And I'm like, who is driving into the Opry? Opens the door a Bolby. It's like, when did you get this? It was orange color is not good for me.
I'm trying to picture him in an orange truck.
But yeah, maybe or gold or something like that.
Orange gold, which it.
Makes me think about him buying a gift like that for Nicole, and he probably he knows his wife well, so I'm wondering.
I'm like, is this one of those sneaky husband ways of like, oh.
I want I want a new Lamborghini, so I'm just gonna go ahead and buy it for my wife.
Well, I would also say he has driven over to the house Mike and a Rolls Royce Phantom, a Bougotti something, because we don't enough about cars. The all I know is when it drove. When it arrived, I was like, oh, an alien is here in their.
Spacecraft and he speaks Australian and he gets it.
Then Keith, and to say all that, Keith is like the most normal dude. I'm looking at a Bugatti Veyron. He drives, but cars are his thing. And the whole story was they were doing this interview Vogue Australia and Nicole Kinman's like, no, I like to drive my Subaru and the Lamborghini that Keith bought me. He just kind of drives. So I drive the Subaru. He drives a Lamborghini and the cars are his things.
That works out for him.
Yeah, good thing. Keith is like really successful because I don't think you could have cars as your thing unless you're like rebuilding old cars. But it's crazy to see I don't know enough about cars, like fully respected. Yeah, and like one of my friends loves right next door to them, and they're the nicest, most normal, not average, but feels like average couple go on walks in the neighbor It's it is from what we think about celebrities, and some of them are like we think, but some of them are also like the most normal, down to earth, super fun people, except for the fact they have Bugatti and.
He always smells amazing.
Yeah, that's true, that's his thing. And he wears a lot of off White, which I like. Is that the scent, No, no, no, it's it's a shoe or the brand.
Okay, I don't know if off White the brand made a cent.
I like to wear off Whites.
He also wears y'all are basically the same.
Chunky balnci Auga tennis shoes, and I was talking about how he performs in those, because I have some chunky Blncaga tenna shoes, and he was like, they feel good, but they're like so big, like they're like bozo shoes. What they feel like. Keith Urban is awesome. Nicole Kidman could not be any more normal, even though she is I would say more famous than Keith Urban. I would think so too, just because of Longevity International.
Yeah, she was married to Tom Cruise at one point. I'm sure they don't talk about that part.
I'm just thinking of the movies that she does everybody sees all over the world. Really, not the Tom Cruise thing.
Yeah, well that's what I always associate them together. But because they were big movie stars together at the same time, like Tom Andicle.
I don't know I would say that around them, but I hear you.
Well, they're not here right now, Keith, come in.
They're building it up. That's from the New York Post. I can't say enough nice things about them as a couple, just because they're so normal and awesome. Bobby Bow's Show Today. This story comes us from Lakeland, Florida.
A police officer was at a Dunkin Donuts when he noticed a guy driving by on an electric scooter. He goes, man, those looks like the electric scooters from Walmart. He walked outside said, hey, sir, the guy.
I mean like one of those you sit in Yeah, like, not one of those in some cities you get on and you right around a little scooter.
No, No, I'm talking about the one in Walmart where you go shopping, has the basket on the front little basket.
Oh lord, okay, And.
The guy tries to speed off, reaching speeds of two miles an hour, and police got him to finally stop. They found stolen jewelry and other items from the local walmart.
Yeah, you get a run faster than you can run. You can walk faster than that.
Ankle.
But he actually stole the cart too. From you're saying he needed the cars, yeh, to steal and then to get out of there. Yes, I bet that's not the case, but okay, I'll take that into consideration. Uh yeah, dummy, I'm bunch box. That's your bonehead story of the day. A New York coffee shop, and I also think it's a very freu frough coffee shop. They have a bunch of people to go there that are upset because they are charging people who pull out their laptops to work because they're holding tables for so long that other people can't get in. So ten bucks a day to use a table, which again does not sound like if you're gonna have an office space, if you're gonna rent an office space. But I think they're like, hey, at least give us ten bucks if you're gonna sit and just own a table space for three hours when other people could come in, or you could pay three hundred bucks a year. Now that's pretty value. That's value. You pay three hundred bucks a year and you get that table every time you go in for as long as you want. I don't even go there. I would do that.
Yeah, when you first said the line or talked about this, I was like, oh, yeah, this is ridiculous, But then I don't know. It only took me about thirty seconds to get on board.
Like, I get it.
It makes sense.
The cafe boasted of it's free why II in charging stations and its initial Instagram post, But people don't have to go to this. This is where I get so irritated at people as a whole. You think you should just go somewhere and get everything for free all the time. You think you should just go be able to set up in a business and take a bunch of space where other people can't then use that business when that business needs to make money to stay alive. So I'm I'm not irritated by this.
I'm not either at all. Like it totally makes sense, and I feel like if other people that are upset.
If they just really go to different copetion go to Starbucks. Starbucks like you sit there all day?
Yeah, well until this catch is on. I feel like this is something where people are like, what we can charge for this?
Yeah?
I just think it's not a big deal for a place to go. Hey, ten Bucks, if you're going to sit here and use our table to work, yeah, because you're it would be like someone doing another restaurant. Well that waiter, can't I go to that. They don't have another table. They're not gonna make any money if somebody's hogging it the whole time.
I don't know what the cutoff is, but maybe if it's like, you know, you can sit there for an hour and not have to pay anything, then at the hour get up and bounce to another spot or go sit out.
So can you like bounce around or go to a different coffee shop?
Well, this person says, I walked in here to whip up my laptop and answer one email and the woman said, hey, are you a member? I said, a member of the coffee shop, and she was like, no, a member, Like you paid to work here. I'm totally for it, because the thing is, no one guarantees you in life, in America that you can go and just squat at a coffee shop and cost them money. And it's not like coffee shops are making millions of dollars. They're barely surviving. I have no idea. I have no idea, no idea at all whatsoever. So I'll I like sharing that story because I have mild outrage at the people who are outraged. Man. That's it, See tomorrow, Goodbye everybody. The Bobby Bones theme song written produce saying by read Yardberry. You can find his instagram at readyarberry dot com. Scooba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thanks for listening to the podcast.
