Tues Part 1: Times The Guys Had School Trouble + Masterpiece Theater

Published Jun 4, 2024, 1:30 PM

The guys on the show reveal moments they got in trouble at school, find out how! Plus, we play masterpiece theater and more!

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All right, Bobby, here, we are about to start the show, so it's before the show even starts today, so we're gonna try something a bit different with the podcast. I was never a super fan of how the last podcast was done. We wanted to get a section of it up early because some folks are like, hey, we don't want to have to wait till noon to hear any of the show. I got that, but I always hated putting up like a second version of the show where a part of that clip was the same as you've already heard. So we would do like early bird and full show, and we're gonna experiment like we always do. So we're just gonna put up two halves of the show, which could be fine.

I guess.

My only concern is if, once all dialed down, if the show is only like an hour and thirty minutes long, that one end of it isn't way shorter than the other, or one's not like fifty minutes and one twenty five. We'll have to kind of figure out our pace as we go. But that's going to be the plan. So you'll see part one and part two, and it won't be any full show anymore. Unless the demand is just like, hey, man, play the full show again. We're going to do part one, which will load a little earlier to meet people's desire to hear the show before noon or I guess one pm sometimes in Eastern and two. I just don't want to repeat anything. So that's going to be the plan moving forward. That'll be what we try for the next with today's June fourth, probably till like June seventh or eighth, So that'll be the plan untill like June eighth, and then we will move on from there.

All right, cool, thank you.

Transmitting.

Hey, welcome to Tuesday Show More Studio morning.

No Amy here today. I got the call that Amy was sick and she was like, I still come in. I have a fever and a headache.

And you're like no, no, no. I was like, doun't.

Then she was like, I can turn my microphone on at home, and I was like, if you're sick, you're sick, you know. So Amy will not be here today, so it'll mostly just be a bunch of dudes. Later on, we'll do dude dus they get to know your question as our listeners are asking us questions to get to know us a little bit better. How many brothers and sisters do you have or did you have when growing up?

Lunchbox.

I have an older brother and an older sister. My brother is two years older than me. My sister is one year older than me. My parents, you know, real quick, got us done, and we were all in school together. It was awesome.

And do you feel like you have any of that you know, youngest child syndrome?

Uh? Would the syndrome be like I need attention, look at me? Hey, yeah, I gotta be loud so people pay attention. Yeah. Absolutely. Because my brother and sister had the same teachers as I did, They're like, oh, you're sure, brother and sister, this is going to be easy. And I host like, you guys, got no idea you were different than your brother and sister.

Yeah.

They were real quiet, never got in trouble, didn't talk in class. One teacher in high school asked my mom, same dad.

Well, that's rude, that's funny. Was she kidding? I don't know either way, that's funny.

It was on back to school night and they were like, they have the same dad.

Hey.

That's when teachers could ask that Eddie. I have one older brother and one younger sister. I'm right in the middle, middle child. Yeah, what is that? What does that mean that.

You didn't get really like you fell alone a lot of the times because all the Oh yeah, the younger kid was getting all the attention because they were demanding. Again, the older kid got all the attention because they were first. Yeah, I kind of had a lonely childhood.

Like I joke with my kids that, like, whenever I throw the football up in the air and they catch them, myself like that's all I did.

When I was showing you a video of me as a kid, kids, Yes, pretty much it I have.

I'm the oldest. I have a younger sister, full sister. She's four years younger than I am. I have a half brother that I don't know from my biological father, who I don't have a relationship with, but I know he's out there somewhere.

He's younger.

He's younger. H I'm older than everybody. I've had a couple step siblings through the years that aren't anymore, and then who knows what else has happened and out there.

Did you meet all your step siblings or no? Yeah, I lived with them all. Oh wow, through different seasons. Wow.

At one point, because we lived in a nine hundred foot a nine hundred square foot house and there were one, two, three, four, there were six of us living in a nine hundred square foot house, two bedrooms. Wow, there are six of us. So I slept on the couch because I never had a bedroom. But then once it just got so crowded even though I was in the couch, I moved and lived in the camper. That's why I lived in the camper for so long, little space, just to get away from all. Yeah, I don't and it did have an air conditioner obviously, and summer would be miserable. I think it was just about having not so much space, but like an ounce of privacy, because that was like fourteen fifteen, sixteen years old. I would take the cordless phone and just take it out to the camper. We would have cell phone, so I took it out to the camper, but then it would die and I'd be like, this is a brick, so take it out, then charge it all day and then take it back out at night. And the camper had a table. There wasn't a bed in there, but I had a table with two like chair couches. Yeah, and so what you did is you took the table and you turn it over and you put a mattress on top of that, and that ended up being the bed.

That's like the design of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta be in the bed, so I sleep in that. I never even made the table again, there's no need. I just eat in the bed. Maybe that's why I hit in the bed as I got older. That's right, that's what you do, stayed in the bed.

All right.

Glad you guys are here. Thank you for being a part of the show again. There will be no amy, but we will do our best. Nah, we won't. Let's see what happens. Yeah, let's open up the mailbag and you send the game mail and we read it all the air.

Pick something we call Bobby's mail bag.

Yeah, helloo, Bobby. I had a friend who wanted me to take a picture for her. It was her and a group of friends all out at the bar. She insisted i'd be the one to take it. Well, during the process, I accidentally dropped the phone. The screen cracked because my friend didn't have a case on her phone. She wants me to pay for it, but I don't think it's my fault since she asked me to take the picture and it most likely cracked because she chooses to not have a phone case, who is at fault? Signed Meghan the phone Dropper. What I want to say first is I believe Meghan the phone dropper is a little irritated because she was not asked to be in the picture. There's always the one that's like you take it, like, oh yeah, you want me to take it because I wanted to kind of be in it. So I would say, Meghan the phone dropper is probably a little irritated at that.

I get it.

It's not on you. You dropped her phone, but you didn't say let me use your phone. It's very delicate she said at first of all, have it? Where's the phone case?

She's that one. It's tough.

If you had said let me use your phone and dropped it, I would think you would be liable. The fact she gave you the phone to use and it was an accident.

I think that's on her bones.

Look when my kids like they say like, yeah, the ball just like hit the window, Like no, no, no, no, you threw the ball and the ball hit the window, So you gotta take responsibility.

But she wasn't your kid. You didn't tell your kids.

Doesn't matter if I told them to throw the ball or not. Their hand threw the ball through the window, so her hands grabbed the phone, dropped it.

It's on her, dude. She wasn't doing anything for herself. It was an accident.

It would be like somebody me going, oh, I can't. I can't justify that.

I can't. She's already mad. She wasn't in the picture. I feel bad for her. There.

There wasn't a case. I feel bad for her there. Okay, Yeah, that's that's Dombe again said take this picture for us. Maybe she was like, I don't want to take it. I'm known as slippery hands, Megan.

You can always say no, you can always say not taking the picture. I'm saying, you don't pay for it. I'm saying you don't. You say you do lunchbox, you don't pay for it.

Look, and I don't think it was an accidental drop. I think it was an accident. I think it was that, hey, you're not gonna let me in the picture. Oops, it slipped out of my hand. But you're not responsible. They asked you to take the picture. You not responsible. She's responsible for not having a case on her phone.

I'm gonna agree with Lunchbox not there's no on the same page. You never do that.

But I say, she asked you to do it. It was an accident. Because she asked you to do it, then it was an accident. You don't have to pay. That's where we stand. Had it been let me use your phone for something, and then you're I don't know, sending a picture to yourself or anything else and you drop it.

That's then on you. What about offer to pay? Maybe she'll say, now.

No going to she asked her to not being a picture of the friend. She has no person that says a lot about it. All right, no Amy today, So we don't get the motherly theory.

We well we got it though. Yeah, then we had to nail that. All right. That's the mail bag. We got your game mail.

And we laid on the air.

Now let's find the clothes.

Bobby mailed that yeam.

Guy was sentenced for forging a Purdue professor's signature to change his grades so he appeared to have a great point average three. He changed the grades of F, D and C to B plus an A his real GP is one point six eight.

Dude, that's rough.

What was he trying to sign though, because doesn't that stuff like go somewhere? And then the grades are like electronically done. So they asked the professor why she.

Changed the grades like the register's office said, and she was like, I didn't. So they went and investigated. The problem is you can't go from a one point six eight to a three point eight, not just like that. That screamed someone's up to something. Did you guys ever do anything in school? What's the most trouble you ever got into in school? Ever get suspended?

Oh?

Yeah? Every what you guys got suspended in school? Yes?

In school?

And then one outside raids you get in trouble?

Yeah, Me and my buddy went the girls locker room and we're both guys, no, we get that.

What were you doing?

I didn't do that? What happened?

It was during I believe it was the school dam in middle school, and we're just like, hey, we should go in the girl's locker and they'd be funny. And then we went in there and one of the parents was in there chaperone, and what happened to you? She told on us we definitely got detention my parents. I think I was grounded for like two years. I don't think I could stay at a friend's house, but no suspension detention. Okay, you guys spent it out of school.

Yeah.

Yeah, punched a kid and dude, he didn't fly back. I just punched him. He started crying. Wait what Yeah.

We were in choir and so we were watching a movie. It was like, I think the sound of music maybe, and I was sitting down and he was behind me. He kept messing with my ear, like touching my ear level. I'm like, dude, stop stop, stop messing my ear.

This is a middle school, seventh grade I think.

And he just kept doing it over and over, and I said, dude, one more time, I'm gonna punch you. He did it, so I turned around punched him where in the face, right in the cheek.

Dude, like just crossed him right in the cheek. And then he just like and like, what happened to you? Nothing? I was like, uh oh no, what happened? Do you like the punishment at the time.

Nothing. So then the classes over, I'm like, this is cool. I got away got away with it. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And then next period, knock on the door the principal's office, Can I speak to Eddie?

Come over here exactly that.

The point in the Yeah.

So I went there, like and then there he was. He was like he's still crying and his face was already like did you punch him?

Like?

Yeah, I punched him? All right? Suspension? How many days? Just one? That was the one where I had to go home? Like what did my parents say when you were suspended?

I mean, I don't really remember much, Like I don't think that they made that big of a deal about it, because at that time I got a lot of tarties, so I was in attention all the time, but in school attention in school.

This is my first out of school suspension. Lunchbox.

Yeah, seventh grade. I got in a fight in middle school because the day before I was walking down the hall and this kid it was like right when the bell ring going to the buses, and some kid kicked me in the back and then ran off. And so the next morning I went up and he was getting stuff out of his locker and I just took him and bam, shoved him right into his larger turn around hit him a couple of times and then teachers broke it up sent me home for two days. And then I got suspended in high school because we were playing the volleyball playoffs and we were playing Conley and they had a sign behind their bench said trash the Trojans, and me and my buddy Don went over there and ripped it all up and showered him with a paint sign. Yeah, I got spend it three days.

Wow.

What did your parents say when you got in trouble there? Oh?

Nothing, They're just like, ah, whatever, they don't really care. I mean they sort of like my parents were. Like my brother was two years older than me, and so he was graduating and he was throwing away all this stuff from school and he had permission slips to get out of class, and he was throwing them in the trash, and my mom picked him out. She goes, you don't think your brother and sister will need those because they were forged from the office. They already had stamps on him, so you just had to fill them out. You could leave class whenever you wanted, And so my mom got him out of the trash for me. So I mean it's kind of like, hey, you know what I mean, you're just kids being kids interesting.

And now we know why he's a lot like he is now. I never got supended from school.

Nothing, never like even sent out of the classroom.

Yeah, I guess sent out of the classroom once.

In French class on a record player, they used to play this old Julius Caesar play once a year and it was miserable, but it was It wasn't because it was miserable, it was just sitting there and I used to like the BC boys. So I went up and it was like scratching the record wok in front of the class.

The teacher walked down while I was doing it, like a DJ. Yeah that's funny, man.

I thought it was funny too.

I was like, Julia, we can see. And so I got sent out for the day. And I bet you a lot of the teachers are.

Like they had to go back and be like something funny. Yes, Bobby's up to it again, but no, they kick me out of class for day.

Big My biggest scam ever though, was I used to like just feel really bad at tests, So then there it was a scantron's memory had to bubble in like little A through D or whatever, and the teacher was like you're really feeling these a lot, Like can you see the scantron?

I'm like, you know what, that's a good idea. I really can't see.

Him, and so I thought I was like, oh, perfectly, she's just I'm just gonna get out of it. No, she's like, all right, so you'll take a separate test away from everyone else.

And I.

Cheating, Oh yeah, like coping looking over. Yeah.

Hey, so I I think it was my junior year. We had to say government. And here's the stupid part is the teacher gave us the final beforehand, if we just could memorize it and look at him. I was like, why would I memorize it. I'll just write down every single lands or A, B C. And I had it was one hundred questions. So I had twenty five little on each sheet of paper, little four squares, and I was using them and I passed him to the park he wanted to use them, and then as he was passing them back, the teacher saw me and I slid him under my butt and I just sat there and the teacher just stared at me. Bell rings and I just sat there because I couldn't go.

I want to get up yeah.

I didn't want to get up, and so finally everybody leaves. I'm like, well, I gotta go, and I try to slide my hand underneath and grab and he's like, can I see what's in your hand?

And why do you eat him?

He was why, I mean, I don't know it was what's up? And I was like, man, I'm busting. I show it to him. He's like, I could fail you, or you can come tomorrow. So the day after school was out, I had to come and help him take down all their stuff in his classroom. Man, that was bad.

Yeah that stinks, like they didn't fail you.

Yeah, but I mean who else. I mean, you get caught cheating all the time?

You got cheating, yeah, all the time in college or high school. That was all My bad stuff was middle school. I think I just had to get it out of me, go ahead, And by the time I got to high school, I was pretty clean. But it was just that, like when people had cheat sheets, they just go around and go around, and at that point when it come to me and be like I'm like, yeah, I give it a shake, I'd make a big deal out of it, and teacher totally would see me do it.

Or or he was the one getting caught with the chea sheet user the one.

Time five of us had the exact same tests, like all the all the answers were the same, and she's just like you five, like come over here, like why did you guys get the exact same score? You got this the right answers right and the wrong answer. It was very suspicious. Sure enough we all cheated.

Sure enough.

Yeah, it's sort of like you have A day and B day, and so A day would have the same quizzes as B day and the English class. So they took it on one day and then oh, tell us answers, tell us answers, and we knew the answer. So we went down we wrote down the exact same answers. But miss Whiteside caught wind of it, and she had switched number two and three. And if you didn't pay attention, you wrote down all the answers, and we're likeuck, I'm glad to see some of you guys actually were like study study. She goes, no, cheated, I switched two and three And we're like.

Oh god, I never cheated off other people, but I would let people cheat off me for a.

Price, or I would just do their homework. You would never just like let them be able to see your paper on your desk for a price, you're like pay per view. I had to hustle to make money, and that's how I made money. At school, I was doing people's homework.

But also when I got to like eleventh the twelfth grade, I was awesome at eleven the twelfth grade stuff because I was doing people's homework and I was the seventh eighth grade, so I'd have to learn what they were doing eleventh, twelfth grade to get my dollar a page.

It must have been nice being smart. I had to work to figure it out. Dude, we had a cheat just to pass school. Man smart. Look how we got here.

You guys had a touch for the good news, Bobby.

This guy named Thomas Gray and Idaho is basically it's not only floating down the river like you guys do where you get.

Just get drunk. Not on the tube. Yeah, he's got tube and with beers. That's fun. In southeast Idaho.

It's like kind of rapid rivers and he goes and he hits like a log jam and some rocks he's thrown from his boat.

He has to like swim over to the shore.

But he's so far away from like any road, any people. His phone doesn't have cell service. And so he spent two nights there. Well one he was hurt because he art his leg, couldn't walk too. He was exhausted, and he dragged his leg about twenty three miles over the days without food, relying on creaks for hydration. Oh my good, until he finally ran into some people. You know, at some point he thought it was over. Maybe, But I mean, the thing is, he's in Idaho, and yes, that's its vast wilderness, but it's not like the middle of the ocean where you know you're not gonna be found, like probably you're just like on high alert for anybody because people are constantly through there. But still that sucks to the people that found Thomas. Great job, the Sheriff's office awarded them. And I don't know that, dude, if you have to really want to live to drag your hurt leg for twenty three miles, and you know what Thomas does, and.

So do I. You guys that have given up five minutes in not me. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

We're gonna act out three famous movie scenes. The first one's the easiest is if you can name the movie Masterpiece theater. Ready, guys, ready, ready. According to my navvy computer, the shut up. Just shut up, you idiot sheriff. This is no time to panic. This is the perfect time to panic. I'm lost.

They're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault, my fault.

If you hadn't pushed me out the window in the first place. Oh yeah, well, if you hadn't shown up with your super little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me. Don't talk to me about importance because of you. The future of the entire universes in jeopardy. What are you talking.

About right now? Poise at the edge of the galaxy?

Emperors has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness, and you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my ronevoo with dark command.

You are uh ty scene? Wow, can you name that movie from the nineties? This is the easy one.

I got it.

I was so lost for the whole thing until the.

End, very end. I had no idea.

Eddie, give me toy story, hunchbox toy story. Got it?

Yeah, at first I thought maybe die hard like sheriff thrown out the window balls emperors?

Did that give you all that? I was like, all right, this isn't real. All right, one one, let's try number two? Ready, ray yep?

All right.

I assume everyone's time time to complete their poem except for mister Donner. All right, anyone brave enough to read. There's a loud bye will Lord, here we go. I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me your rhyme.

I hate it.

I hate the.

Way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around in the fact you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

See, I think I'm in do you have an idea, lunch one?

Yeah, I'm in for the wind Eddie boy.

I mean context clues. I'm thinking the notebook. Is that your answer?

Yes, Lunchbox, well, I mean hate. So I put ten things I hate about you.

That is correct, ten things I hate about you. Okay, I picked the wrong context clues.

And finally Lunchbox is up one. This is the hardest of them.

Here we go. What are you doing?

Help me?

The pack's wasted, it's over.

What's the matter with you?

You can still do this, Jesus Christ, Listen to yourself. You're obsessed.

You've never seen what that thing can do, so don't even talk to me about it.

I just saw it.

You've never seen it. Miss this house and missed that house, and come after you.

That what you think it did?

Jesus, Why can't you just forget it?

You don't understand. Okay, you never know. Talk to me. Listen.

Things go wrong, you can't explain it, you can't predict it. Killing yourself won't bring your dad back. I'm sorry, Die, that was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living in the past and look at what you've got right in front of you.

See can you name that movie?

Yeah, I'm in.

I'm in for the world Watchbox Armageddon and you can tie it Twister? Correct, what what? Let's go Twister and we don't have any more scenes. It's just a tie. We got to kiss each other. Yeah.

Yeah.

See our main producer, our executive producer, Scuba Steve's Facebook account has been hacked and taken over.

He can't get back in.

He's been like, that's not me because the person is still living out Scuba Steve's life. So we have some listeners that are called to share their stories. We have TJ on the phone right now. TJ, what's going on buddy? What happened to you? Uh?

It was my brother's wife. I texted him. I texted her trying to figure out what was going on with them, and uh, I got a text later in the day that says that she was hacked. So I texted the account to try to talk to him, and they told me that they wanted a thousand dollars Amazon gift calls for me to give him a VIA for them to give me the account log and info back, and they wanted the money of the front first.

How would you even trust that if you gave them the card, they would give it back because, yeah, you hate to have somebody hold that against you.

Extortion, I believe, yeah, Bike, No, it's not blake mail extortion.

So but you have nothing on them because you don't even know who it is.

Let's say somebody hacked Lunchboxes the account he's got, Yeah, you know, a few hundred thousand followers. It might be worth him giving a couple hundred bucks just going, you know what, It's not worth the headache. I hate that it's happening. But how do you know they even give it back? And they just don't run with your card. It's not like scammers are honorable or not.

What did you guys do?

TJ my brother's wife kept texting Facebook and email and then calling trying to get the account back, and they finally gave it back a few months later.

They did the scammer did or Facebook? It took three months to get it bout.

Facebook actually gave it back to it.

I don't think the scammer gives it back, dude, Why don't either? Maybe he gets a conscious It's like they steal a car and he's leave it somewhere. They don't give it back.

To you know what I mean, A scammer gets a conscious that ever happened, Na, TJ.

We appreciate that story. Have a good day.

Man. Let's go to Jenny, who is on the phone right now. Jenny, good morning, Welcome to the Bobby Bone Show.

So I got hacked over a year ago and SAT hacker went as far as seeing my spouse's name attached to my account, and they messaged him asking for six hundred dollars and they would give me my access back.

So same kind of deal, like a wow, lost hostage. Hey can you do like I want my account back? I know where you live. I have a set of skills.

Yeah, I will find you. Try that yet, So did they play this six Did you guys pay it back?

No? No, we no, we didn't pay it, but say message everybody asking for money. I ended up running into like my first grade teacher around town.

And she was like, are you okay?

I saw that you needed money? Oh, I just like it from yeah like twenty thirty years actually yeah, thirty years ago. I'm like, no, it's a small town. So she reached out to people, but I'm like, oh my gosh.

How embarrassing.

Yeah, it's like at church they're doing a fundraiser for you, and you're like, oh, no, no, no, no, I'm okay. That's why I have like nine factor authentication. Nine. Yeah, they need a text. They have me spitting a cup.

I stole sample. They get it all before I can log in. Once I got to give them pretty much everything interest. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm in hack sense. So let's go to Elizabeth. Elizabeth and Louisiana is on the phone. Elizabeth, what is your story there? Good morning, thank you for calling.

So I was can to tell you all by the time my sister got damned out of five thousand dollars.

Oh no, go ahead. Oh.

So it's funny because at the time we were both one of my moms planned. So I got a phone call first and they were like this, this is a Social Security office. There's like a breach on your social Security number. And I was like, oh, well, that's weird because y'all don't have recall solay's a letter it says you're not real. So they got my held up. Then they called her, Well, she lives in a different town than me. She's like twenty one at twenty two at the time, and they told her like she believed them, so she started giving them information and they told her that there was a car on the side of the interstate in Texas with her license plate number. And she's like, that's impossible. I don't live there, and they're like, well, it's connected to a crime. So she started panicking. She was like, well, what do I need to do? So she they had her convinced that like this mob was trying to frame her for a crime. She's crying her eyes out. She loves work. They almost out with them the whole time. Went and bought five thousand dollars worth of gift cards and read them the numbers.

Oh I'm not laughing.

I'm not laughing as I would totally fall for this.

I wouldn't fall for it, but I just imagine when you're reading them the gift cards. The one who's got a live was like, guys, come listen that you're never gonna believe it.

They're and then they have to hit mute so they don't laugh on the other end.

So okay, they she reads all the gift cards and then what happens.

So they tell her they're going to move it from like her account to the gift cards to a secure account and they should be you know, set free. Well, my mom happened to call her, and so she puts these people a hold and she's telling my mom my mo. Mom's like, is the scam hang up? Is a scamp stamp? But it was too late. So the funniest part, though it's not funny, is that it was taken out of her. She used her suit a loan money, but she's still paying on it, so every month can remember, Oh.

No, that's not funny, that's not is laughing at her right now, that's not funny.

I was never laughing. I hate to hear that. But if you're laughing all out, like does your sister laugh?

Now she gets a little like sor about it because we mentioned it, like for the years.

Together, you gotta stop doing that.

We gave up all their money to rate like Reagan did.

And what kind of gift cards did she send them?

And it's like target gift cards, best by gift cards, just like you're run in the middle, get cards you find out like you know, the gas station or whatever.

I hate that for her because she was freaking out, wasn't thinking clearly, she was triggered obviously didn't want to go to jail. The mobs after us, Forgot's sake, we all do crazy think the mob was after it. I totally would have fallen for the Elizabeth, thank you for the call, and we hope, we hope it never happens to your sister.

Yeah, Reagan, I hope you're good.

Reagan with Auntie prayers. Reagan.

All right, thank you, Elizabeth. Bye, here's a boy smell from last night. Hey, this is a red Nick and Oregon and I got it.

Morning Corny for Amy?

Why are chicken so funny?

I like that?

So Amy's not here, So I'm geting to the morning Corny and I have some specially prepared jokes. I've been sitting on these waiting for my moment to shine. Yeah, I even have some jvs. When you hear a couple j v's, yeah, my grandfather used to say, when one door closes, another one opens, wonderful man, but terrible carpenter.

Look, hey, JV, knock it down. If I don't get it, I don't think you get it. I don't get it at all.

Listen again, my grandfather used to say, when one door closes, another one opens, wonderful man, terrible carpenter. Okay, fine, No, he's what he's saying is my mother used to say, the way to a man's heartest through his stomach. Wonderful mom, terrible surgeon.

Okay, oh man, yeah, these are good. The way to a man's hearts through his stomach. No, I get it.

I get it would be more through his chest, right, No, you guys.

Never you have a handful of these, what you're about to do? I should have been penalized because you guys don't get them.

Hey, man, the Morning Corny is supposed to be kind of dumb jokes, you know what I mean?

Why does scuba divers always fall backwards into the water. Why if they fell forwards, they would stand the boat next level? Bobby's Morning Cordy.

They're making me think anyway, I got some of those, great man, I can't wait. Can you explain the carboner one?

Nah, It's okay. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

Amy's not here today. My name is Bobby. I will walk you through this. Do you clean before you go on vacation?

Yes?

I don't, but my wife that does, so you you get the benefits of it.

Right, I mean, but she's like, hey, guys, we got to clean the house.

Before we leave, absolutely, because because when you come back, you want it to be clean.

It's like starting fresh when you come back.

Makes sense. My wife does the same thing. Never really thought about it like that, I know about myself. I really didn't have messes anyway, except for like one spot of the house, and I could easily not go back to that one spot. But yeah, seventy five percent of people cleaned before vacation because after getting back from vacation, you're usually tired. Yeah, and the last thing you want to do is come back to a dirty house. The top five things people feel like they must do before going on vacation. Number one is the laundry, top priority. Number two is the dishes, and the dishes. I hate the dishes, but that seems like top priority because food kick.

It all gross.

That's got to be number one, because the smell.

Number three the bathroom. Then number four to sweep, vacuum and mop. That's from s w NS. Never thought about it, but it does make sense. It's also why people make their beds a lot of the time so they can come back in the beds already made, more so than making it just for themselves, right then.

I mean think about it. Can you imagine going in a hotel room and it just being like left used, But that's somebody else's used, but say it was yours. Even when you do like make a mess in your hotel room and you come back later that.

Day, they and clean it up so messy. Yeah, I'm paying for that. I expect that to be like made up though. O. J. Simpsons driver's license is going up for auction.

That's cool. Would you want it?

No?

But that's cool like that, that's pretty cool. He died, by the way, in case your guests forgot.

But the cards seller, Jonathan Lapour, now what he's doing because he knows that if he's selling it, he's to get some backlash. He says he's donating ten percent of all proceeds to a domestic violence foundation, which is good.

Yeah.

Smart.

He told the website that he was initially gonna just give the card away, but he's like, nah, I'm just gonna sell it and get rid of it. The license was issued August of two thousand and seven, about one month before OJ robbed a Las Vegas sports memorabilia dealer. That's why ended up getting put in jail, not the earners.

Correct, he was acquitted of that. The auction ends June sixth, so you have two days. I'm looking. It's a Florida driver's license. I'm older. I didn't. I don't see a price on this, not in this story. Would you want it? I don't. I mean think about being in a bar, dude, that would be tough and they would take it from you. No, No, I bought that. You're making jokes in front of the balancer. Who cares about the balancer? And I don't know. I have trouble with some of that stuff. Yeah, criminals get people that kill people, like painting from Hitler? Have you ever see those people? Know those?

No, I don't want that.

Oh, the current bits two thy four hundred dollars. That's a lot of money.

And it has a signature on it. But it's not his his signature, you know they do the you care about the signature. An Amazon package was delivered to a burning home and the Amazon driver did not call nine one one.

Oh, he's just completing his route. Man, it's almost as bad as when they throw my packages in the bushes. Yes, almost.

Amazon's apologizing after a video shows one of their drivers delivering a package to a home that was on fire. The family wasn't there at the time, and the driver did not call nine to one one. So there's a service for in garage delivery. They opened, you know, Amazon goes up, opens the garage door, that puts the package inside.

Dollar ninety nine. That's what the guy did, and there was smoke out.

Like my brother, he worked for FedEx, and he said that if he didn't finish his route like a certain amount of time, like it wasn't good and he'd be backed up and he'd be at work for ten hours.

So in this guy's mind probably like I've got to go.

They were looking at some security footage. They saw the delivery person opened the garage door, deliver package. The door opens and the driver's walking through smoke. That's not the package inside. The fire was in the early stages, so it wasn't like engulfing the house, but it was a cloud of smoke.

It looked like a music video from the eighties, I know called nine on the out man. I hear you.

What he did to is he put the package down, he took a picture of it like they do in the smoke.

He didn't call nine one one.

The fire trucks didn't ride for three hours after that.

The package was destroyed by the fire as well, but.

He has proof that he dropped it off while it wasn't destroyed front.

Of the door.

You bring up a good point. Maybe the guy thinks it's like barbecuing or something. That's what was something happening.

But man, if it's that much.

Smoke, are you okay to drop off the package? Call nine one one on the way out and just keep moving. Yes, okay, so that's okay. He just didn't do that, correct.

I don't think you have to call and then just sit there and like maybe get a garden hose or anything.

There's kind of billowing out. Yeah, you don't have to fight it yourself. You can call and no, I w want to move on. But he probably I'm gonna give them the benefit of doubt. He probably thought, Okay, something's happening in the alis. It's not my business. I don't see a fire. Yeah, let's go with that. Let's go with that. I know a flight attendant was arrested for what investigators found to be a buttload of gold.

Literally, she had the gold. She was oh.

Keystern, Oh, nine hundred and sixty grams of gold and she was.

Traveling at Why can't you just check that?

Yeah, why don't you just bring that on your carry on?

Is that suspicious to have a bunch of gold?

It must have been it must have been stolen, or it must have been not her gold or yeah, I mean, whatever it was, why not just put in your pocket? Well, probably because you don't want it to be seen it anyway, so you just put it in your butt.

Have you ever seen that movie Maria Full of Grace. That's where she's like traveling from Columbia to US and when she has drugs in her yeah, and makes one of them explodes, really and she only has a certain amount of time.

To like, I don't like that.

Yeah, I don't like that. That's from News nine Live. But a lot of people must be pulling this off if it's if that's just the you.

Know, dude, I'm not doing any of that. How Okay, let me ask you how much to keist anything?

Well, it depends what we're talking. Yeah, No, I got a prize, I got a million dollars.

Yeah, I'm in I'm calling misys a crazy.

Right close it up. That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news.

Ready.

Marie is a teacher for twenty five years. She lives in New York and her daughter was like, you need to sign up for this HGTV giveaway. It's like money. They give you a free house.

And all that stuff.

She's like, no, no, no, I'm not gonna do that. Finally she's like, fine, I'll just sign up. Leave me alone. She signs up. Well, a few months later they contact her, You.

Are the winners. I don't think it was a scam.

Oh for sure. Listen to what she wants. She want a dream home in Florida, get home home home in Florida. On top of that, a check for one hundred thousand dollars and the Mercedes Benz E class what yeah, but.

Check this out.

So then, like what HGTV did, they called her school and said, all right, get all the teachers, get the principal, get her daughters together, and we're gonna make her think that she wants some teacher appreciation thing.

Get her to the school and then we'll present it. And they did.

They did all it, got everyone together, and she was like, wow, I am a good teacher.

Now it's not about teaching. That's a massive prize. Yeah.

Is this only eligible for teachers? I know anyone, man, I need to start looking into that. I've never heard of this, and why don't more people tell me about this? I just signed up one hundred times.

It's the twenty twenty four HGTV Dream Home competition.

Imagine winning a house.

Imagine winning something that we give away, Like we give away trips and stuff, and sometimes the people that win will call us and go the trip was awesome, or we feel like their celebrities dust because we're like, wow, you actually want It's crazy. They rarely call us after they win, but we give it away. I just think it was a scam the whole time. I would be like, there's no way this is real. But at what point when you're driving the Mercedes, I guess even after I sell everything and the money's my account, I'm like, I don't know about this. No, here it is a smart Home twenty twenty four dream home. That's what's pretty awesome. Great story. I love the teacher got it.

We love teaching. Yes, that is what it's all about. That was telling me something good.

If you guys get a minute, go and check out the Bobby Cast with Zach Williams.

Zach is a Christian artist. He's really good.

But his whole story is he was in a rock band, got on the road, was going way hard, but then realize that he had a family and he couldn't continue doing exactly how he was doing it if he was going to stay healthy and if he was going to do it for his family, So he quit mid tour. He went home and he talks about finding God in a closet, and then he talks about how he got a record deal after giving up and just playing music in church. It's a fantastic Bobby Cast. I'm only going to play up part of it now, but I encourage you to go check it out. Go search for the Bobbycast on iHeartRadio and check out the Zach Williams episode.

Here he is came home from Europe and canceled my shows, quit my band Christal.

What did they say?

They were not happy? It was not good.

I mean cause we were you know, we were. We were as good as anybody at that time. We were doing shows with BlackBerry smoking bands like that, and it was like we could have been easily about to sign a record deal, and but I was afraid if I didn't get out of that band, I was not gonna make it. And so I came home June tenth, twenty twelve. My wife was getting our kids ready for school. When the house was clear, everybody was gone, I walked into my closet, got the shoes up, cleared them out of the floor, got on my hands and knees and just said, God, can you save me? And I said, I'm sick and tired of being this guy. I don't want to do this anymore. I don't care if I play music every again. I just want to be a good husband, good father, if you can use me, use me. And man, it was like this weight just instantly lifted, and I was like hmm, and I felt like God was just kind of in the closet with me, just saying welcome home.

And so that was that was where I stopped.

And so we found a church, started going to this church in her hometown, and six months into going to church there, the worship pastor asked me to lead a song and I sing Redeem for the first time. And I still on stage that first time. Yeah, still on stage that time at church for the first time singing that song, and it was the first time that I ever felt.

Comfortable on stage in my own skin.

There was no performance, there was no look at me, Hey, I can sing good, look at all the stuff I can do.

It was just this emotional thing that I was attached to.

And I come home until Christ I said, I think this is what I'm supposed to be doing. And within the year, the church asked me to come to work for him part time and help them launch a campus and become a worship leader. And so I started leading worship at church, and I started writing songs, and I was writing Christian music at that like new things, but I was still writing them in kind of my southern country kind of way. And I was testing them out at church on people and playing them, and I was hearing stories from everybody, and you know, hearing their stories and sharing my stories. And so I was writing all these kind of like songs coming out of these places of my life. And I got invited to Nashville by a guy named Jonathan Smith, who's a producer here in town and a songwriter, and he was actually from my hometown.

How do he find you?

How did he know who you were.

And so they come over to visit for Christmas in twenty fifteen, and.

I was singing. I was singing, I was leading a Christmas service.

They came to visit you or the church.

They came to visit the church because they were Him and his wife were both from Jonesboro. Her dad was a deacon at the church. They were just coming to visit family. They decided to come to the service. They see this big, tall guy on stage singing and they're like, who's that guy. We don't know who that guy is. Jonathan takes me to coffee. He's like, what's your He's like, you don't sing like that without a story. I tell him my story. He says, well, come over, won't we come to w once you come to Nashville and write some music. And so a few months later I started coming over and staying the weekend with him and we would write songs, and out of that, out of that six month time period, we wrote chain Breaker and Fear's a Liar and all these songs that became my first album. And and while all that was going on, I was still working at the church and the record label here in town. Sony Provident heard the demo for chain Breaker and called me and offered me a record deal off of that demo.

What do you mean they heard it? Like, how did they get it?

Who? So I was coming over all the time and they were seeing me in the offices, the studios were there that we were writing in, and eventually somebody was like, who's the who's the tall guy that's coming over here all the time that's writing with you? And he's like, oh this you know this guy name Issact that I'm writing with. He's a worst leader in Arkansas, you know, just been writing some music and and the and our guy at the label was like, well.

Let me hear some of the songs. So he sends them some songs and.

They flip out over him and play him for the whole staff meeting. And when the president of the label heard it, they called me. On a Wednesday, I was getting ready to lead a college worship service at church and called me in said hey, we want to offer your record deal. I was thirty eight years old, have been playing music for twenty years of my life, trying to kick the door in to get a record deal, and then I finally had stopped trying to get it, and I was just doing.

What I felt like I was supposed to be doing. That's when it came. And then it falls in my lap.

And I'm still working part time at the church, still hearing people talk about how great these songs are, and I'm kind of in the back of my mind going, I don't know if I can go out and do this again, Like, I don't know if I want to do this. I just want to be a songwriter. And so I have a meeting and they're like, man, like, nobody's going to sing these songs the way that you sing them, so you should probably think about this. I don't want to lose my train of thought.

But were you thinking you couldn't do it because or you shouldn't do it because of your past experience of doing it.

Yeah, I was just thinking I didn't know if I wanted to go back and get on the road and tour, and I just didn't I didn't know if I yeah, And so yeah, after talking about it for a while and meeting with different people in Nashville, and I signed my record deal and I was still working at the church, living in Arkansas, and one of my first big tours was Chris Tomlins worship night in America, and he put me out singing chain Breaker every night and we were I mean, it was awesome, and I was like, I might be able to do this and make a living. And I remember sitting in Florida at a radio programmers conference with my booking agent and I was still living in Arkansas. I was on that tour and I said, man, I just want to be able to make enough money to live. Can you guys figure that out? Help me do that. If we can do that, I'm happy. And wasn't long after that church I was working at let me play a concert. They sent me away with a big chunk of money to helped me get insurance for a year and pay my rent. And I left out and went on tour and it's been ever since.