The Bobby Bones ShowTues Part 1: Is It Too Early For Christmas? + Never Gonna Get It!
Bobby talks to Morgan about how she already went full Christmas by decorating her entire house. We debate if it's too soon to be fully decked out for Christmast right after Halloween and before Thanksgiving? We play Never Gonna Get It where the question is: The average American will give up on this after three unsuccessful tries. What is it?
Tom transmitting Welcome to Tuesday Show Morning studio.
Okay, so here we are. It's election day today. Tomorrow will be all games all day long. We're not ignoring the election, We're acknowledging it by completely not acknowledging it. Tomorrow, all games, all day I do want to start us speaking of holidays. Ish Morgan's house is completely decorated for Christmas already now today is no number fifth. Our house is completely decorated. Morgan, First, tell us about your house and what if we walked inside, what we'd see?
Oh, well, you would see garlands and lights everywhere. You would also see little sparkly trees everywhere.
There's lots of sparkles, and.
Then a giant tree in the living room and then a tear tree in my bedroom.
And then you'd also see lights outside. And there's also lights on the trees.
Outside of lights outside as well. Yes, did you hang them yourself? Yeah? Wow? Okay, we're not judging, but would you feel like it's too early for you to put up Christmas stuff? Not just in general? When I canna hate them more, I'm gonna Hatetimorgan if it makes her happy. Great? Is it too early to put stuff up up at your house?
Do you feel no because I am decorating this week?
I thought maybe.
Because like I want it to be up longer.
I want to enjoy it more, especially you know this week, like we need to tiss the season. You know, Christmas just puts people in a better spirit, so let's get there.
Like as America, everyone should decorate this week.
You know what, I don't hate it because of that, right, but the same reason we're doing only games tomorrow. Right still feels a bit pretty mature, But I like it.
I don't time flying.
You get sad with age, just feel like it's going by Amy's Like.
I just feel like h eddie.
I'm all about tissing the season, man, Like, I think it's great.
But are you going to do as for your own places? Is it too early now?
I won't do it till after Thanksgiving that's really our time to do it.
But I think it's awesome.
I have like two weeks to enjoy it.
I think it's great. You guys are doing it too. I'm actually were your own time too early? Oh way too early.
I don't do it until I do Thanksgiving, because if you don't celebrate Thanksgiving, you're discriminating against Thanksgiving.
You're like, it's a forgotten holiday.
It gets looked over so much, and I feel so bad for Thanksgiving.
When did you become a Thanksgiving satiz? No? But I'm just saying these people.
You go to the grocery store and they have Christmas out already, and these people in their houses. It's like, guys celebrate Thanksgiving. Don't forget about such an American holiday.
No, there are turkeys for sale right now.
Yeah, but we don't decorate for Thanksgiving?
What do you put up some.
Corny cope turkeys and some fall foliage like color stuff.
I got a feeling you're making this up as you go. No, so these Spirit halloweens have flipped the Spirit Christmases. Wow, that quick? Why did you go check that out?
The lunch box is furious because.
I did hit Spirit Halloween over the weekend and get seventy five percent off. Yeah, all sorts of costumes and decorations.
Genius candy is so cheap right now, and I think if you buy it now, it will still be good for next year.
But if you're just thinking it, I don't know that I would do it. I feel pretty good about giving out non poisoned items. Do you know who owns Spirit? Because I've often wondered how Spirit Halloween maintains like it makes money. Yeah, so Spirit Halloween isn't just a company called Spirit Halloween. And they just go, okay, let's have a store for a minute. Oh really?
Uh huh some airlines?
Uh?
Spencer's like like like, yes, so what Spencer's does? And you probably know the model. They find places that aren't being used, like storefronts like bed bath and beyond that's out there anymore, Best Buy whatever, and then they go, well, nobody's using it. Can we lease it for three months? So they do, but now they've ended up this year they're flipping into Spencer to Spirit Christmas. Wow did you research this? Yes on your own? Yes? And then not? Yeah, could I just try it by it? I'm like, how do they even get this business model at work? And they make like seven eight hundred million dollars a year from Spirit? Why not just Spencer Spencer's Is it like a two billion dollars or your company? Spirit does seven eight hundred million dollars a year? Dang, isn't that wild? Man? Just imagine if they had Spirit of Thanksgiving, they'd make like not a single person.
That'd probably be the like, well, this is the one we just put up, and we make so much elsewhere, we can have.
A loss here well and again that there's such a small window to decorate for Thanksgiving, right right, like.
Two and a half weeks, but Lunchbox is here for it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well sorry we hit it on your holiday, bro, Thank you accept your apology. The video of the question to be Hello Bobby Bones. Last night, I put a one sauce on the steak my boyfriend made for me, and he lost his mind. He said it was disrespect full of the time and energy he put into seasoning the steak. I just liked the taste. I wasn't thinking about it. This is our first fight. We went to bed angry. He said, it overwhelms the flavors of the meat. I know you like a one. He also asked me, would you put ketchup on a lobster? Is a one steak sauce insalting the cook? Or is he being crazy? Signed A one lover A one lover. I am an a one lover. It does not matter how good the steak is. I believe it can be better with a one. Now, if the steak is excellent, you don't need as much a one. But I believe the taste of a one makes any steak if it's a ten, it makes it a ten plus. So I'm with you. I think he's being judgmental and I would dump him.
And yes, I would put ketchup on lobster.
Okay, I wouldn't, but if you did, I might get a laugh, but I wouldn't hold it against you.
Yeah, but see, I'm a ketchup person and my dad was an amazing chef, Like, he loved to cook, especially steak, and I would put ketchup on his steaks and he still loved me. He didn't understand it, yea, yeah, yeah, he didn't understand it, but I did it. And I just feel like this is like what's going on deeper in this because you should not be really fighting over this.
Let me go to Eddie, who is quite the griller.
I'm a chef myself. Go ahead, Yeah, it's very insulting, but you got to understand that people's palates are As a chef, it's hard to swallow, but it's hard to understand why someone would do that because you do season it perfect perfectly the way you think it should be seasoned.
Well, then why don't you be like, the steak is so good, why doesn't need seasoning? A one is just seasoning after you've already cooked it, right, But you do that as you cook it.
Then when you serve it, it should be eaten the way it's served. However, just hanging out with you, it doesn't matter how good it is, you're gonna put it on there anyway. So I've learned that people are just gonna put whatever, catch up, wash your share, sauce, a one, sauce, whatever.
On it, right.
Uh.
Yeah, he needs to get over it, to get over it, and it's hard though, as a cook, it's so hard. Yeah, restaurants, they will shame you. I've been shamed multiple times asking for a one where they'll be like fine and they'll bring it in like a secret little container that looks very fancy, but it's a one that's funny. Yeah, I'm t a one. I think there's not a steak that's so good it like a one doesn't make it better, but that's me h. Yeah, he's being very dumb. So we side with you and play this for him and then put a one on everything. Oh no, no, no, no, be respectful.
You don't have to beat you know, to get crazy with it. Are you're about to say put it on everything? Even you're serious?
Yeah, yeah, just for a while. Multiple bottles on the door too when he opens it up. All right, thank you. Let's go to the boy smails. This is Dez in Colorado.
Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm currently taking off on a six hour drive to a mental health facility in Denver, Colorado, my last chance to save my family. I've struggled with addiction and mental health. My whole life is wondering if you could tell my wife Jessica that I love her and I'm going to miss her and I'm doing this for her. And this is the most Gang three I've ever done. I love you, guys, and you're gonna get me through this. Thank you.
We're not gonna get to do it, but you're gonna get to do it. That's awesome. We're happy to be along for the ride. But the hardest thing to do is what you're doing. And by going, hey, I can't do it by myself, that's the hardest thing to do, is go I can't do it by myself, so we're all super proud of you. I'm super proud of you because obviously your priorities are your family and again the mental health, the physical health, and it ain't gonna get better unless you go, I need help for this to get better.
And the biggest thing that she has her favor right now is she's acknowledged that and she's going herself go.
We're proud of you. If you want to listen to the show, we love it. I don't know what the rules are. When my mom would go to rehab, she didn't get to listen to stuff unless it was like specialized stuff. So you may not get to listen to us while you're there. If you are leaves a boysmail, we'd love to hear from you, obviously, but at about us. It's only about you. It's not even about your wife right now. And you know not to make it any not to just go it's not about her, but it's only about you because if you can't be there for you, you can't be there for anybody else, including your wife or anybody else in your family. And that might sound like a very selfish thing to say, but it's only about you right now. So you got to get you right. And not only that, there's no such thing as right. So when I say you got to get you right, there's no such thing is right. You got to get yourself in the best situation so that when you get out of there and you realize you're struggling again, you understand you're struggling and you can go back, not to this place, but go back to a place where you can sit down with yourself, address it and constantly work on it. We're very proud of you. That's awesome. Like I hear that, and I know some people will go out. She sounds sad. We should be sad. I am not sad for you. And if you hear this message, it is going to be again. This is counterintuitive to what I think people would think. You want to hear. It is going to be very hard. But nothing in your entire life is worth anything if it's easy. Think about everything that's easy in your life. What is that even worth nothing? If it's easy, everybody does it. We're super excited. I'm excited for you because this will be a major change in acquiring the tools to constantly work on yourself and acknowledge that you're not perfect, but nobody else is either, so go get them, Go get them. I think I should be like a football coach except that except not really the football part, and I don't think about you dude to listen to me and go like we should run through a wall for him to football. Yeah, yeah, I guess why. I kind of the football part. But yeah, go get him, Champ. We're proud of you. Call us when you're out, Champ. See, I'm already in the mode now, I'm already let's go go get him. And I think she's gonna be so proud of you, and she's gonna love you, and she already loves you anyway, So go get him. Boom. That's it, pile of stories.
Cruises are having a moment right now, are they?
Yeah? Okay, full disclosure. I just had a meeting about a cruise. Yes, come on, that's all because we're not there yet.
Let's go. I feel like I and and the people that we'd work with come highly extremely highly recommended. I'm not going to say anything else. I do feel like I get so motion sick. I have a That's been the real reason that I have not jumped on board. It's not because I don't think a cruise would be awesome, but I'm thinking about doing a cruise with us and listeners. But I need a plan for me in case I get sick, like a helicopter. They don't have that. But oh, Bill, you talk about that earlier morning. That's why happens out there.
Amy, you go ahead, Okay, So I had no idea about your update there when I brought this up.
But cruises are.
Getting more and more popular right now because even though the cost of everything has gone up the last few years, a cruise is significantly less than a land hotel situation, and you go on board, everything's planned for you. You don't really have to think it, and you get to stop at multiple locations and experience more.
So sounds amazing cruises. Everybody except people to get so motion sick like me. I will get motion sick scrolling on my phone if I'm not careful. That's why I am so scared of it. It's not because it doesn't sound awesome. But we did have a scubast even I had a thirty minute meeting or a spot Ye sold thirty minute?
Yeah, so like when are we Oh no, this is so cool.
I will not give you anything else, stop torch it.
Okay.
I have different ways that you can shorten your life expectancy, which Bobby, I think you did this like last week in the news, but it was like smoking too much in the highway.
No, it was like legit health things.
And this list was interesting to me because it was like, huh, it's a little outside of the box. But you can reduce your life expectancy simply by marrying the wrong person.
Of course, you're gonna be stressed out and miserable the whole time.
Oh yeah, And the next.
Thing on there is stress, like that's that's a contributing factor, or maybe working the graveyard shift, staying in touch with a toxic family member and not having boundaries.
The graveyard shift. We work like the end of the graveyard shift, and it's the worst for my body. It's the worst. Yeah this you're saying, we work, We come in early and it's still dark and yeah, so we work the end of it and I leave here feeling like I have been in a graveyard because my body's supposed to wake up at one pm, not four am. So to my boss, is if I diary, that's on you.
A few more things on the list being lonely, too much caffeine interfering with rest, and then the last one, Bobby, pay attention, what untreated sleep apnea?
Mine is only slightly apnea. I've been through this. You don't want to know.
It's my dinghy Keith Urban made a joke that men only come to his shows for two reasons.
Okay, what do you think those are? I would say awesome music and shredding guitar solos.
Okay, guitar is in there. He said.
They are either a guitar player and they're totally into that, or their girlfriend dragged them there.
Fair enough. He does music for the most part. That is meant probably it's like our show. We probably have sick forty female the men. I think his music is generally that too. Can you imagine a dude, you know, listening by himself to Blue ant Your Color? If he does, he doesn't want to, Bay didn't know, even though it's an awesome song.
Yeah, he said that he can kind of look out in the crowd and tell the guys that are just kind of forced. They're like, they have a look and their arms are folded across their chests.
They're enjoying it. It's awesome. They're faking it, of course. It's like, dudey come to my comedy shows. I know you love it. Think I'm hilarious. Shut up, stop back, like they want to be there.
I'm Amy. That's my file.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
So, her name's Gabby. Her and her husband they volunteered to go down and work after the hurricane in North Carolina. And so what they're doing is they're taking a bunch of pet supplies down. They load up the truck and they drive it down Becau. There's a lot of animals that have been displaced and animals that aren't displaced, but they don't have food. So they drive all this down and they go to the shelter where a lot of the dogs are at the shelter aren't even show alter dogs, their dogs that are people's dogs. And there's a the shelter because they were all running wild and running free. So the feeding all the dogs, and so Gabby's there and she's like, dang, this one dog. I'm not sure whose dog it is, but like like I love this dog. And they're like, well, there's no chip. We do not think it's somebody's dog. We think it's just a random dog. And so she was like, can we take it with us on the way home, So she adopts it. Boom, take the dog home. So that could be the end of the story. However, the dog, who she later named Rusty, became part of the family. Two weeks later, Rusty is pulling on Gabby's like leg or pants, and she's like, what is happening here? There's a fire. There was a fire, like away from that, the dog was pulling her too, the dog she just adopted from the hurricane, And so she goes to the fire, gets her kids out, They put the fire out. Not a lot of damage done on the house, but the dog that she adopted and save ended up saving their life. Like that's so that almost seems.
Fake, I know, but I love it when this happens.
It's but it's real.
Yeah.
So then they reconfirmed because they were gone for a week and she wanted to make sure she didn't have somebody else's dog. So after confirming the dog was indeed astray, now they are officially the owners and they adopted Rusty. That is wild. That's from Fox twenty nine if there was a fire, I don't even think my dog would run from it, much less get me. I think you just watch it. It was cool. Yeah, Eller would run away and Stanley would just watch it and wonder. We gotta cook some meat on this? All right, there you go. That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good. The question is the average American will give up after three unsuccessful tries of this? Okay, never gonna get it.
You're not gonna get it, You're never never gonna get it.
You're gonna get the average American. We'll give up on this after three unsuccessful tries. Now, I do want to go over to Alex, who lives in Michigan. Who's gonna play with us this morning? Hi Alex, Good morning mornin studio. One thing so, Alex, You'll have three opportunities to win this game, and you first will answer the question, And the question is the average American will give up on this after three unsuccessful tries? What is it?
Now?
We'll give you a few seconds think about it by playing the theme song one more time.
You know you're not gonna get it, You're never never gonna get it.
Not this time.
You're not gonna get it. Okay, Alex. If you miss it, that's okay. We'll go to the room. Alex, what is your answer using I'm gonna say using like a computer, so some people can't. Okay, using a computer, because some people can't. That is not correct. It's always hard to go first. It's hard. It's the question is so hard we think you'll never get it. But we give the whole room here a chance. So Amy, I asked that question. How do you feel? One through ten? Do you think you have it?
I feel like a like a seven lunchbox.
Two? I got it. Morgan, I'm out of eight. Eddie nine, Oh my gosh, wow, very confident they think they have it. So Alex, you get to pick two show members here and if they get it, you win.
Let's do Morgan and Eddie.
Okay, okay, wow. So Morgan, what is your answer?
I have taking a selfie.
Oh that's a good one, because it's a lot of selfies, so you have to take a bunch to get a good one.
A bunch which is way more than.
Three, way more than three.
Lashing hour. Okay. The average American will give up after three unsuccessful tries of this.
Exclusive to selfe.
Well, it's a question here American dang. Really she's hating hard. Yeah, usually got in a bad spot. Okay, okay, okay.
What do you have dating? A date?
A person you go on three you before?
No?
No, you give up on that person?
Yeah, I give up after. I used to give up after like half a one a lot man and she picked Morgan and many lunchbox, will ye.
Diet try it three times? Doesn't work, I'm out, there's gonna be fat.
It's a good guess.
Okay, Eddie, you guys all good guesses, but you got it wrong. The right answer is sign into an email.
Password.
Yeah, you're signing your password, and then after three tries you're like, I'm done.
I'm just opening you Eddie. You don't just say you forgot password. You just opened a whole new account. Why not? Sure you leave it?
I mean not my main one, but yeah, a dumb one.
Sure I'll be opening a new one. Okay. Uh, So Eddie is remembering the password? Amy, yours is going to date. That's not correct, Morgan, yours is Selfie? That is you're on hold. You might be right, interesting, Eddie, remember the password? Come on, that is on hold? I love it. I love it, lunchbox Yours is not no, not right.
And that's why she didn't pick you guys.
So you're not right either. You don't know that, I do know. Do you guys? Want to make a bet on that? I'll allow a bet to happen? Five dollars. You're gonna hold on, Eddie. You have. The odds of you getting it right are so bad because you're picking out of everything and he's just picking no. But I think I got it. Okay, if you want to, we did dollars, but the odds are he gets to pick no that you won't get it and you it's you versus basically everything. So what if I pay five? We know you've already said it. You've already said it, and I haven't even said other. One of you guys are right? Either wrong? Right? Okay, Morgan, you're a selfie. That is not right. It's over to you, idiot, let's go ye. The answer is no, no, no.
He cantels answer why not because we got to go to the next round.
She gets a chooting is remembering a password. Eddie got right. You want five dollars, and not only that. Alex wins the entire a collection of crap from the back, a signed book scrib What does she have there to win? We got a Darlin hat from Chase Matthew. We have a Beanie Baby, we still have those leftover from the old studios. Going to give her that, a sign book by you, and then a Pimp and Joy sweatshirt. Oh, let's go. Let's go, Alex and Eddie wins five dollars. It's a great day in America. The answer, the answer is the average American will give up three times if they don't remember their password.
Is that because after three times you get locked out.
You hit forgotten password, and then they send you an email. Eddie starts over, start over, Alex, Congratulations, I hope you have an awesome day. Place down the line and we'll get all your information. Okay, thank you so much. All right, let's play. Wow. Hey, you got to make him pay me? No, you have to make him pay Okay, pay me. So the artist George Burge, he's got a number one song that's like I got my mind on you got you on my mind? And now he's got that song. Je listens cowboys songs. So he was in a fraternity at Texas and Amy, you were in a sorority, did you have like a specific little sister, like one on one little sister.
Yeah, so my first year joining I have a big sister because I'm new, and then once I've been there year, then the incoming I become a big sister.
So it's like a mentorship. Yees forgot. Do you know who his little brother was? It was Glenn Powell, the actor, which is crazy, which is that's his literal little and so I was talking to him and I was like, hey, like, what's up. It was Glenn Powell. By the way, it's gout with all the abs. Like what movies has he been in? Top Gun? The New One?
Yeah, that's anything. Yeah, the Netflix movielisters that right.
Yeah.
I don't know if I've said it in an interview before, but yeah, Glenn Powell was my little brother in my fraternity at the university sections and he's now like the sexiest man the world and in every.
Movie that you've ever seen.
And he was always a stud and he would.
Go out to la and do the acting thing.
Even when we're in college. We all kind of knew that he was going to have that path, but to see him blow up into like the biggest movie star in the world right now.
It has been so fun for me to watch.
And he actually came out in Atlanta the other day when we played a show and we text each other. And one really cool thing was it was probably less cool for him than it was for me, But I got to play Jimmy Fallon earlier this year this Night Show, which is like the biggest thing I've ever done.
And Glenn was on.
Jimmy Fallon two weeks after I was, and he texted me and he's like, hey man, pretty wild. A few years after we went to college, we're both on the Tonight Show. So that was like, that was pretty small world, surreal moment for me.
Explain, little brother. Is everybody that comes in after you a little brother or is there like a specific like one on one little brother thing.
Yeah, there's a one on one little brother thing, like where you have that relationship and like you're kind of like the mentor help him.
Like navigate the wildness. That is a.
Fraternity at the University of Texas.
So you were his big brother one on one, he was your little brother. Yeah, Yeah, he's crazy cool. That's George Burg.
Isn't that why in a way he mentored him to the success.
Yeah, this guy barges through TSA, storms onto a flight, tries to steal the plane. This is a real airport, okay, so it was a Montana airport. He gained access to the cockpit of an Alaska Airlines' aircraft's Fox News before being apprehended. This guy sounds like a moron though. That wasn't gonna be able to fly the plane, but he did get in there, which is a bit scary. His name is Justin Reid Seymour, thirty four years old. He was arrested after he managed to evade capture and intrude through the TSA checkpoint at Missoula International Airport October twenty second. Now I have flown into this Missoula airport. It is small, like this ain't happening in Chicago or Atlanta because they got a lot of folks there. In Missoula. Not as many people are there because it's a small airport. But still he was like I'm about to go, and so he goes. People are yelling stop him, breach, breach, like they're screaming this in the airport, and he charged down, gets through, charges down the jet Bridge Airline of boys are trying to stop him. He gets onto the plane, he beats up two flight attendants.
Basically what crush.
One of the flight attendants was shoved into the cockpit door while the other airlines employee's fingers were crushed when he tried to rotate the debt like he's on a mission. Gone crazy. Yeah, So he told police and something was happening like psychotically with him. Don't know if it was hormones in his brain or drugs, doesn't say, but something was going on. He told police bad people had told him to take the aircraft. The thirty four year old was charges felling a robbery, fell in the aggravate of burglary. He's being held on five hundred thousand dollars bond. Again the stories from Fox News. So I gotta have two questions here. One, isn't it crazy? He got all the way to the cockpit of the airplane, like there's so many buttons. Good luck, buddy, Like almost you just want to see, well he made it. Let's just see what happens because the's no way he's getting there's no way. Number two, what would you do if you're in the airport and this happens and you see this guy go through, or you're on you're you're in the waiting area to get on the plane, you see them off phone, What do you do?
Amy, I mean, I don't. I'm not gonna probably I'm gonna hope somebody tackles him and does something. I maybe get out my phone.
Yes, get out my obviously number one answers. Get out your phone?
Or is their call or film?
Oh no, yeah for TikTok.
Yeah, Like I want to see what's going on, but I'm just hoping that everything but he's okay. But I think I'm just going to stand there and be like, is this really happening?
Is this real? More in shock?
If some dude sprints down, everybody's like, breach, breach, get them, get them. Do you jump in and try to get them? Lunchbox?
Yes.
If I'm in the airport and I see someone coming towards me in there yelling breach not.
To okay, but not toward to you exactly.
Hey, guess what, I got some wheels and that guy is going down, I am going after them.
Leave my bags.
And that's one time it's okay to leave your bags, and it's ended at an airport because I'm going to get the breacher.
So I think if someone were being harmed, you would jump in. But we've seen you be in a situation and not really do anything, a situation called the sack. And he's like, hey record me, and he did nothing.
Right now, his neighbor was the alpha.
This is also the secretory playing with lunchbox.
Unchboxs like you had an encounter on an airplane. He was ready to.
Throw it down and he told us to record him.
I said, get ready, I'm about to go do some because he was being a little enry towards the flight attendant said I might take this old man down.
And then but then he sat down, sat down. He kept being on but he just did so he he didn't do anything, and then we saw the situation. A lunchbox is called a sack where the car gums comes through and almost runs over kids and lunchbox. His neighbor is the one that jumped in. Yeah, I was there. I jumped in. You were the beta.
No, you were like this, So, sir, do you realize what you did is very dangerous?
And that's a great way to talk to him after you after he's done after I yelled at him. Yeah, like your near neighbor.
But you don't have audio of you yelling.
Yeah, I don't know. We're diving in the car pulling him out. I don't know where the audio was when I was yelling at him. But I trust me.
If that guy's breaching the airport, he's gonna get a piece of lunch.
H So he's gonna have a lunch date.
He's gonna have a date with me, and it's not gonna be good for him.
So a guy running onto an airplane with nobody at risk is worse to you than a car driving in with a bunch of children. No, no, no, I yelled at the car guy. You didn't yell at him. We heard, we heard. Yeah. Anyway, I thought that was a crazy story. The guy got into the into the front of the airplane. I think that should let him go see what you can hang out. It's like it's like if you catch your kids smoking and make a smoke a whole back.
Yes, exactly, all right, buddy fly.
What are you doing nowhere are you gonna go?
Well? Paris? All right, let's let's get let's give it a rip.
I know, but is there a percentage. I don't know.
I don't remember what you said about his experience, but could he practiced in a simulator and know what he's doing.
I would think that the fact that he said bad men and that was wasn't really okay.
Yeah, yeah, it hasn't gone to training.
Adults have not made new friends and over a year. Making friends as an adult is a bit harder just because you have a bunch of stuff going on. Making friends as kids not so hard because usually you're just putting classroom with a bunch of other kids and it's just like, here's all your people. Find one of them or two of them. You're around them every day and like it. Also make a lot of friends at work, but haven't made a new friend and over a year, Amy, how many friends have you made? Do you think in the past year, like actual friends?
Yeah? I don't actual friends.
I mean I've met people obviously, but that I've formed a relationship with not really at all, because it's as a mom and working like nurturing the friendships that I have is already challenging. So oh good, you know, like I have to pour into that. Like some of my girlfriends, we have lunch on the calendar like three months out because they're also working and moms and life is crazy.
I feel like I've developed the perfect strategy for this, which I like to hear it. Yeah, hire all your friends.
Oh well, then you see them every day.
That's right. Oh that's us, yes, right, like all different point. Yes, hire all your friends, and then they all work with you. We're forced to hang out there. That's right. There are forced friendships. The survey of two thousand adults who have traveled with friends in the past also found that they have not made a new friend and over a year now. We used to travel together, but then everybody got married and had kids. We should go on vacations together. We were like twenty five young, our whole life ahead of us.
Yeah, very young.
That's story I'm dreaming. Yeah, but I don't really like those that much. I liked them, okay, because I had to pay for them all of course. Yeah.
Yeah, but it was our reward, I know.
But I made up the reward. It was. Yeah, I was like, let's go, but adults, new friends, lunchbox. I've made at least.
One new friend. Ben his uh been yeah, been. His daughter goes kindergarten with my son, so I saw I met him. So i'd say I've made a friend.
Eddie in the last year. No, I'd say in the last five years, I've made three friends. But no, man like Amy said, this is hard, you know, like you got I mean, I will say though, that the three friends that I have made in the last five years was because of my kids, of their other dads.
So because your kids are crammed in a classroom with other kids, I know you got made like two. Wow, you you're the one.
You're the one that.
I don't hire them, No, not yet. I got plans, but I don't have kids, no kids yet, So it's not like, although I do work a lot, I've made a point to have a couple of friends that I don't work with. My wife made me do that. She's like, you need to have friends that you don't eatn't hire.
And I think for her too, something that's been important is for her to make her own friends that don't come through a connection to you.
Talk about her though she's got tons of friends. One of his friend, that friend, I'm like, where do you get all these friends?
But I think that's good advice to think about because sometimes you know like she moved here because you lived here, and then you all were together, and then she met all your friends, and then it's like I love seeing that she's been able.
To make more friends than I do. Now yeah no, yeah, no, she has more like friends that have nothing.
Yes, but then that that opens up your window of people that you don't necessarily work with.
I know, but I get too now I don't work qut. Okay, yeah, it's kind of weird though, like how'd you meet on It's weird one playing softball? Okay, that's good. M hmm. It is randomly. I don't even know the people on the team, and I was like, I'll just go play softball on this team. And then all of a sudden, I want a softball team. And then I'm like you, I've been my friend, Okay, I'll be your friend. If you order food, how long until you become irritated that it's not there? What is your impatience level? Like food delivery?
Well, I pay attention to the time, Like I order based on delivery time. Like sometimes I'll be debating between restaurants and one like the time will say, you know, twenty minutes, the other say thirty.
So I'll go with the twenty And I always like a.
Guess, Like I know it's a guess, but it's normally pretty accurate. But that's when when it starts to like when I see the car like driving really slow or driving around, and like minutes are being added, I'm like, what's happening?
And then I'm annoyed?
So your time is anything more than what the estimate is?
Yeah, feels a bit unfair, especially if I pay the extra two dollars for faster delivery.
Oh yeah, I get Yeah, I hit that priority.
Then I'm like, well, how did they really make it priority? Like what's the like, where are they doing different?
Do you get annoyed when they take a wrong turn?
Oh yeah, I watched like a guy loop the other day and this this is.
Not that hard to figure out, and that's rude.
Well no, then I your heart was feeling rude.
No, I mean then I had compassion because yeah, directions are hard.
I feel like anything over forty minutes, I start to get annoyed.
Yeah, I will never choose a restaurant that's forty minutes.
That's well, I'm I imagine even the twenty minute. There's part of it on the restaurant. If it's slow. Yeah too. If they get lost, I ain't really their fault. They're trying to do the best job they can, drop the food off, gets somewhere else. Anything over forty minutes, I feel like I start to be a little bit annoyed. They did a poll about half an hours when people start to get annoyed.
So then if it's if it is way later, I don't know. I've never checked, Like can you go in and get a discount? Like that's one of the things. Like, you know, we ordered something the other day and it was missing a drink and I went in and I got a refund.
Because you got a full refund for not having a drink.
Well I didn't. I got three fund for the drink. I got a credit because there was no drink. But like, if it's later, then it says, can you get a discount?
I didn't get a discount for whatever you want, you got to go, guy, you got to go sign up for it. Uh. It used to be back in the day hour or less, pizza, We'll have it to you an hour. Yeah. It used to be like that's crazy, we get it in an hour. Now it's like we have no patience, I know.
Do you remember your your film reels? Our photo processing?
Oh, like getting photos?
It was later than the hour you got a free Morgan.
Did you ever have to get pictures developed? Yeah?
We used to have the little yellow ones, a little click. I can't remember.
Disposable camera, Yeah, the disposable cameras in high school?
Oh was that like retro like you're doing it because it's no.
I think it was. I mean, at least then, as far as I knew, it was the cool thing to do.
Did you That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't because we had no other options. Oh, no, we had.
We had digital cameras.
Old people used to do this, so we'll do it. What about did you ever have dial up? Where it went going?
When I was really really young when we had a computer room. I remember because my sister and I would fight over it often.
How old were you probably?
Oh?
I mean I was young, Like this is probably pre middle school.
She's in the womb espe She remembers.
When you couldn't be on the phone and the internet at the same time, so someone would call it.
Would kick you off.
She doesn't know that life. Morgan doesn't know that it's time for the good news how Much Box?
Last week, a dad in Michigan's driving down the road got his nine year old son Phil up in the back seat. Step daughter is three asleep in the back seat when he loses control of the car, boom smashes straight into a tree, car catches on fire. Nine year old wakes up. It's like, oh no, and Dad's like, I can't move, I can't move. You got to help your little sister. So the nine year old climbs over and grabs his three year old sister and drags her out of the car as.
It's catching on fire.
And then two good Smaritans show up and pull the dat out who had a broken leg and couldn't move before the car burst into flames.
These cars bursting into flames? Are they doing that?
Still?
This is a great story, But it's like that because they used to recall them in like the eighties if they'd burst into flames.
Well, I think it burst into flames because of the impact. I don't think it was just driving and burst into flames. So I can hear you, But.
Don't you think they drive that stuff in the walls enough times to try it out? It isn't. Just like, I'm not saying your story is not true. It So we need to figure out what kind of car that is. We need to have a talk with them.
I don't know what causes it, but I saw a torched car on the side of the highway.
I felt like an engine right, the whole car was just the side of the highway. There was a fireball.
Yeah, I saw, Yes, I saw it.
Have it. It wasn't on fire at the moment, but it was clearly liked charge.
You're telling me you drove by and it was a fireball fire Yeah, I mean, it's crazy that it was a charred car. They don't toe it. They just leave it there. No, they eventually toe forever. I agree with you.
Drive It's like, guys, like, why didn't we tell that like two days ago.
I think they eventually get to it.
Maybe there's an investigation, investigate it off the.
Highway, take it to the inbound somebody.
Somewhere, like you know, drugs or murder. Yeah, get out inside, get out. You can't move it just can't. It's a scene, all right, that's it. That's a good story. Nine year old saves the life, that's what it's all about that was telling me something good.
Let's go to Amy and get into the morning Corny. The Morning Corny, what.
Do you call Thanksgiving for selfish people?
Thanks taking?
It's funny.
That was the morning Corny. My Tuesday reviewesday. Let's go around the room real quick. Anything you watched in the past week. Review it. I got two things. Chimp Crazy, which I told you guys about last week, which is on Max, and it is a four part series you saw Tiger King. It's the same director, but it's not really Tiger King. It's not as like goofy as Tiger King. But it's about people that arewn these monkeys and really one family and it's awesome. I did not want to watch it. I had no interest in starting episode one. My wife was like, you gotta watch it, and so we watched it. You guys will all love it. If you guys started Chimp Crazy now, no, no, you will love it because it's only four episodes and you will be like, I don't want to watch it. This sounds stupid, and you'll be like, oh my god, and then you'll yell justice for Tonka and they're so human. They're so human, like they put on pants. The monkeys they use the bathroom toilet.
She's training them too.
But okay, but you can't train a dog to put on pants, that's true, Like they're so human like. And the other one is I we finished over the past couple of weeks seasons three and four Faster Horses on Apple Plus. It is one of the best shows. And I don't want to say ever because it's recency bias, but all four seasons after you get like the first episode of season one, it is. It's an amazing show. It's like spies and you're in it. Yeah.
So I just finished.
I can officially review season one because I'm finally done and it is so good, which so softly I've started episode one.
Softer view two, soft review. Yeah, and it's better than seasons Yeah, it gets so better. Yeah.
Yeah. So I'm very into it.
And I thought it was about horses and I didn't want to watch it. Yeah it's not. My wife was like, you got to watch this. It's only six episodes of season Faster Horses.
My friends started season one because you said, she heard you say, and so she did and she was like.
I'm just not feeling it. And I'm like don't stop, and that's what you would tell to us.
So I was like, remember Bobby said, you just have to keep going, and I second that, so chimped crazy.
I give it four and a half out of five. And then faster horses all all those sorry I say fast horses. I'm thinking of the festival music festival. We played slow horses all four seasons. I give four and a half out of five.
Give it, yeah, but it's okay, it has nothing to do with horses, right, that's what's confusing.
It's called slow horses. Yeah, I'm just thinking of that music festival. And then Amy, what did you review?
I mean for season one? I can already tell seasons it's going to be more.
Don't more about review.
I'll give it four out of five. Yeah, kind of loser. Agents, Is that your four? Is that what you have this week? Or do you have another thing to review? No, you don't have to have more.
That's all I have, Like I it took me that long.
To finish season that we're gonna finish Tuesday, Review Day and just a little bit, you guys can have your just a few minutes and that is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the the podcast. That is the end of the first time on the podcast.
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