Bobby gives us an update on reaching out to Scott Stapp of Creed about playing pickleball. Is it a date? We go around the room and the guys share the most and least manly qualities of each other. Basically everyone gets their feelings hurt. We also talked about if you would spend 10 years in prison to earn $38 million?
Transmitting Lisa, Welcome to the show, Morning Studio.
Morning.
I mentioned last week, the week before that, I invited Scott's staff of Creed to come to my house and play pickleball.
Remember that?
Yeah, And I forgot about it because I don't know. I guess I blocked it out. I texted him. I got a response back, and so he Scott's staff, the lead singer of Creed with armswater over and he was on the show and we've had a few interactions even experiences together, but I don't know him super well. And he did after we finished the interview, did say he plays pickleball?
You heard that, right?
Yeah, you all were talking about basketball and then pickleball, and then you were like, was he for real? Would he really come over?
Correct?
Right? So I texted him because I have his number. I've never texted him before. I don't text people. I don't even put their numbers in my phone because I don't want to tell. I mean, I just don't want to, Like, well, it all goes to this. I don't want a drunk guy on anybody. But I've never been drunk. Isn't that a weird way to live?
Yeah?
Like, I never just want to have it in there because I never want to like or be with some friends or like. One text Creed and I'm like, I don't know, okay, so I'm texted him. I say, Yo, dude, Bobby here, we played pickleball a lot of Wednesdays at the house. If you ever want to play, I have a court usually in the afternoon. You've been to the house before, you know where I live. Boom done.
Okay. Although I didn't put Bobby bones, I wonder if.
He knew it was yes in my house before Yes.
I bet he had to look at the context close and figure me out.
Oh no, I just thought of this. I bet Creed didn't know who I was.
He's like, Bobby okay, so he responded yo exclamation point.
Y'all both did yo's Yeah.
I did yo, dude with no exclamation. He did yo with the exclamation. It would love that. I'm headed out on tour in two days. Thanks again for having me. Let's stay in touch and make it happen when I get back. If it's not cold in December, hope to see you at Bridgetone. That was a show that was last week. If you're around so.
I'm not good that's sort of a just like he's punting.
I need to see their tour schedule, because if they're all gone doing like four or five shows a week like rock band, then I get it.
That makes sense. If it's like a tour like.
We do, or like I do our country music artists do, then you do Thursday, Friday Saturday.
In your back.
Oh what if he is doing Thursday, Friday, Saturday. But he's doing like Franklin Brentwood.
Okay, so looking at it close. So tonight he's in Corpus thirteenth, he's in fort Worth fifteenth six. He's throwing like a rock star. He's gone almost every day. Okay, he's saying, God, my feelings won't hurt. I was real close to having my feelings hurt. Okay, do we still feel like I should?
Yes?
Now?
How should I proceed?
Now?
Should I proceed in December?
Put the little hand wavy emoji and just like an arrow pointing up.
Yeah, December first for sure, first of the month. Yeah, oh check the weather. But how of December? And be like this of the days in December? If we're playing on like a Wednesday, should I just take it on a Tuesday? And be like, hey, man, I was looking at your concert schedule. Looks like see that slame.
Yeah, that's too much.
I'm like just be like, hey, what would you do?
I think that come December if you want him to join in, like yeah, Monday, Tuesday, be like, we're all getting together. Weather looks great if you're in town, and.
Then an arrow pointing out to show that you said that.
Yeah, don't remember, I don't know.
Yeah, his last show is December fifth until the twenty eighth, so you got that whole like twenty three day window boom. That's when you hit him on December sixth, say I see you're off tour now, let's racket December fifth, Orlando.
I don't think you should say I see you're off tour now.
I don't do that.
Bones it says, and I didn't go to the show in November. November that he was saying I couldn't go Scuba Steve went though.
How was it was crazy? I mean it was awesome, right, dude. It was like an experience.
He is so animated with his body and he's into the music, and you realize how many songs they have and how many hits they have. It was phenomenal. I cried during one of the songs just to hear it because he's an Orlando guy and I'm from Orlando as well, and so we have a lot in common. As far as that whole space. I kind of feel like Sam Hunt and a Ray with cuts. Yeah, we don't have one.
We all have one. Just realize it right now. I'm like, holy cup, But then you have a crush on Scot's step.
Did he play Wolm's Where did he play it?
I should say, dude, where did he not play it? And what did he not play?
He was literally in the front of the stage where with arms wide open. Oh, probably like towards the mid end of the set.
What was this? What was the encore? They do encore?
He didn't do an encore, But I left at the last song because that's why I moved to get out to get to the car and go home.
So I missed the last song. And if there was an encore, I missed that.
What song made you cry?
It was hearing what if? What if?
What if?
What if?
And then he set up every song So when he was setting up one, he started talking about unity in the country, and it kind of got me a little emotional about everything. They had an American flag in the background, like it was pretty awesome.
One is a jam too. Yeah, yeah, we know those rock hits that weren't pop hits. That's how you know where create fans. All right, well, I guess i'll in December, I'll hit up Scott's stab. Oh oh, you know what the encore was? He did two songs for the encore. He did one Last Breath and then did my sacrifice at the end.
Yeah, I know, but you have to sacrifice, like you know, just the whole getting out and parking, driving it is. I always leave early.
Can you take me high? That was the last song he did before the encore. Do you get that one? That's what I got. That's when I was walking out. I was like, okay, cool, this is good. I'm going to go home now.
Sin Bar, there's a question to Ben.
Hello, Bobby Bones and my family. We're all gathering at my aunt Jee's house, which is perfect for hosting, comfortable for everybody.
The cat.
She's an awful cook, but she insists on making the entire meal herself. Last year was the first Thanksgiving where most people went home hungry. To avoid another holiday of barely touched dishes. I suggested we all pitch in and bring something. Aunt G, who I think knows she's a bad cook, wants to prove us wrong and was insulted. My idea hasn't gone over well with the rest of the family. Am I a jerk for wanting a Thanksgiving we can actually enjoy? What would you do signed Aunt G can't cook? I'm surprised to Angie would be offended, first of all, because we have hosted many times and there are things that we would like to do, and that's mostly do the main right and you just do the turkey or the ham, and you let everybody else bring.
You can do a couple sides.
But I'm surprised that Aunt G would be so steadfast, and she's got to do it all right.
She must have something to prove in her heart.
That seems exhausting, I know.
So I think you let ant Gie do what Angie does and just have some food at home when you don't want to.
What do you have to do?
Take food orr house which he doesn't want it there? That's insulting. This is a family member. Maybe she's better this year, Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe she's not.
Maybe, So if she's having it there and you've committed to having it there and she's committed to making it all, you go and hope she's better at it, because she may be. And you just have a meal at home as well. And that sucks, But you signed up for when you said yes to aunt Gie.
Could you have your own little tupware like hidden off to the side. No, no, No, she won't know, will no. You just kind of build your plate and you mix it in and you're.
Like, trust me as you will know.
Yeah, that is such a bummer because it's like the those are such fun meals to look forward to.
And she might be better at it, and also she must there's something in her that feels the need to do this. So there's something like deep down and you don't want to provide Thanksgiving, Okay, I do after the holidays, right, like maybe somebody's like dead or something like she wants I don't get that added.
Thanksgiving or to bring up politics.
That's fine, okay, Yeah, yeah, go and let ant g surprise you hopefully, but have a meal at home, have that ready as well.
All right, thank you for the email.
So I love trivia I'm gonna give you some information here that could come up as a trivia question.
First of all, what's the fastest animal?
I mean, oh, if you're guessing cheetah.
It's great, great guess. I think that's what most people would answer. The cheetah reaches speeds of seventy miles per hour. Think about that though, because it's not the fastest, because I'm gonna get to a couple faster ones. An animal running seventy miles an hour, I don't know. We go, oh, the cheeta so fast? We see it on Nature shows a literal, organic creature running seventy miles an hour.
A big one too, not a small little creature. Crazy when you really think about that.
Okay, I don't even like driving seventy I'm scared I'm gonna get a ticket.
Okay, so that's a number three.
Three.
Yeah.
Now, somebody said land animal specifically cheetah would win, but not the fastest animal. The golden eagle is the second it goes, it flies two hundred miles an hour.
There's a golden eagle. Wow, yeah, I thought that was just a golf game. Yeah, or a gun.
Oh it's golden tea. But yes, or golden or this monacle. Yeah, it flies two hundred miles an hour, that is why two hundred and then the number one is the Peregreene falcon. I could be saying that wrong. Peregreeney falcon. It flies two hundred and fifty miles per hour. So land animal. If they say land, your answer is cheetah. It runs seventy that's crazy until the peregriney falcon flies over the top.
Last, how fast is that?
When fifty miles an hour? How would you say that? Mike Paragon?
Yeah, Paragon Paragon falcon fast?
Is that with headwind or tailwind?
Probably? I don't know. I don't know.
Pile of stories.
There's a three to three three rule when it comes to dating. Okay, after three dates you should know if there's a spark. After three weeks you'll have a better idea if there's real potential. And then after three months it's time to decide if you're ready to make it official or move on.
Okay, I don't mind it.
I thought you were going to go more than an official I do think three dates that's too much to know if there's a spark, if there's not a spark, halfway through the first date.
Eh, yeah, when do you think you knew with your wife.
Before I met her?
Before I met you?
Can you name that song? Who sings it? Nope? I may be wrong though now that I sing it, but I think it's Savage Garden.
Yes, yeah, it's lovely, lately, long and truly madly deeply.
That's not the same song. Savage Garden sang that song. Okay, yeah, yeah, Savage Garden.
Now, I love dude before I met you?
Serious though, when though, when did you know?
Yeah?
When I think before I met her?
Okay, let's do the three through three? Like at three dates? Did you know there was a spark that's a fire?
I was four alarm in that thing.
At three weeks You're like, Okay, there's real potential here.
Uh, I thought there was potential before.
I'm just move on, moving on. Okay, guys, you need to go buy Grace sweatpants A S A P.
Or do you know why?
Okay, I don't know where you're going. I'll let you go before I kick in with this story.
But why because Grace Sweatpants for guys right now?
Is you know why?
Oh? Why do you know why?
I wonder if you know, I clear you keep asking me who the whole.
Yeah, and I'll leave it at that. I thought he was joking or it was like some new brand.
No, it says Grace sweatpants are having a moment right now. Just yeah, that's why I thought they were just like that.
That's why girls life because you can. It's early in the morning, so I don't want to go too far into it. I thought it was going to be like Kendall Jenner's Got No No Amy. It's because of an outline.
Right No. I read the article and it said that there's millions of posts on TikTok about this because Grace sweatpants are the perit combination of sexy casual giving off a cozy I put no effort into this outfit vibe and an outline.
Go ahead.
I wouldn't have done this story if it was about the outline. Okay, well, speaking of avid trends and something else I saw on TikTok that is cool is cookie fries, which I'm gonna definitely do this with my kids. It's super fun. So you take a cookie and before you bake them, you put it in a strip like it's going to be like a French fry and it's just something like fun and you can you can even make little dips and then dip your cookie fry in something cool.
Like a sugary dip.
Yeah probably not good. Yeah, no, like either chocolate, white chocolate, maybe even like a frosty.
You know what I had last week and they're awesome are pickle fries from Sonic. I want to just got a Sonic water and pickle fries. I was having an extremely it was an action packed day, had no time to uh. I was like I could stop by because you can order on this. This is not a commercial. You order on the apps I did. I love pickle fries. I think cookie fries.
Would be good too.
Yeah, fries are good, they say even to like. Dipping it into the milk makes it easier because they're long and skinny. So you just get the premake cookie do at the grocer short, smash it out pretty flat, and then slice it into the fries.
I don't thank you guys.
And I put me on this in this category to really appreciate how popular and how many good songs Savage Garden had, because first of all, they're definitely I.
Want that one. I knew I loved you.
And then of course, truly, madly, deeply, I be You'll just some be your be your fantasy. And then they had drook it drink at cherry Cola. I'm unlock like a drink cher Cola.
I always forgot about that one.
And then I need you, I want you, and that the Dead Hits is so thanks for taking me back there, Amy the Savage Garden.
All right, that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
She's ninety five years old. She lives in Kansas. She lived in a good life. She plays pickleball twice a week, which is pretty crazy. Here is a clip of Lois talking about staying so active at ninety five years old.
I'm ninety five, ninety six in January. We always played lot of kids wanted to do. I played basket a little home. I don't sit in front of the television in the.
Daytime, so and you can hear pickleball in the background. We play a lot. And I bet you she's ninety five still playing pickleball. I bet you she's better than Eddie. Really in our league's he's the worst I'm the worst. Okay, we do rankings every week.
He's the worst.
Wait, and I thought he wanted to have a tournament because he was like second best.
That's because I want you guys to play so I can beat one.
Yeah, he wants to beat somebody. Oh but in our league I can't beat. If we had Lowes come in, she's ninety five, I think she'd take Eddie.
Oh my gosh.
If we could arrange this audio amazing, big shout out to Lowest for being ninety five, inactive and awesome.
That is what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
I did an oddly numbered list of the least manly things a guy can do, and you tell me if you're okay, And I do a lot of the so I openly say there are things I do that are not very manly.
Right, So if anybody else listening doesn't, don't feel alone.
Yeah, and so on this one. There are seven things on my oddly numbered list, which is a fairly not odd number of them. Here we go, number seven least manly things a guy can do. If the food is hot and they're just blowing on it in front of it, like you never thought of like, yeah, if food's hot and they're all the table and the guys, I do that.
It's probably in how you blow though.
Oh there's not really a manly blow there. You just you just gotta kind of let it go. So you just take it, you take it, or you just let it sit for a little bit. Yeah, So I'm gonna put that at number seven, blowing on food. Number six, asking for help, It doesn't matter man or woman.
When you can't open up a jar.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you should be able to open it.
I'm pretty strong.
I got the jar stuff pretty There are times when my wife can't open it.
She'll hand it to me.
And if I can't open it, I know some tricks like, first of all, pound the bottom, second of all, put hot water on it on the on the lid. So I've learned tricks to not look as not manly.
I don't ever heard of either of those tricks. So now I just bang it with a knife.
Yeah that's the one on the lid.
Yeah. I don't want to do that because then it looks like I'm up to something.
Oh yeah, you're trying to be casual.
Yeah, I'm trying to be casual.
At number six on my list of least manly things is that it's you need to help opening a jar. If you do need to help get away from everybody, you got to go find somebody like secretly.
Just jump ship on whatever you're eating at number five, can't fix things at all on I'm this one.
I can't fix things.
I can fix a washroom dryer pretty good because I've had a bunch of broken ones.
Other than that, I really can't fix anything. I'm out. I can't fix cars. I can't really. I can't fix uh, doors, shelves, toilets. I'm out. Can't fix anything.
You can fix a flat tire.
I can change a flat tire. That's what I'm yes.
And I think my stepdad spent a little extra time that he would normally have had to if the kid would have just been a little manlier, right, okay. Number four. If a guy gives a soft to medium handshake.
Oh yeah, you're firm, though, I'm firm.
Firm it up, boys, firm it up, even if it feels like you're squeezing hard.
Firm it up. You'd rather be firm than light.
So and also sweaty accounts as this so soft or sweaty.
Yeah so, but sometimes you can't help if you're clammy.
You can't wipe it on your pants. It's not manly if you're soft or wet. Okay, you heard what I said.
Got it?
Number three putting on chapstick. Now follow me here.
As a guy, you can wear chapstick, but as a guy, no one should see you put on chapstick.
And then definitely don't do that.
Yeah, yeah, there are too many things about chapstick that's risky for a dude.
Now do I have to put on chapstick? Sometimes?
Absolutely, but you're not gonna see me.
Pull out of my pocket, do the little.
Turn, get it up, out of it, get a mirror, apply, get my lips out.
And then rub regarder.
Then okay, like, where do you do it? Where nobody's watching? Turn your back, go to the bathroom. So I do wear chapstick, But that's number three on my list of least manly things a guy can do. Number two not knowing basic sports jargon. You don't have to be a sports expert, you don't have to be somebody that's a diehard fan. But if you don't know the difference in quarters or points or goals, then don't even try. So if you meet somebody who's saying things that are a bit off, nah, just don't say anything at all. Yeah, that's very That's also what us guys, because we're not great at like bonding, because there's a vulnerability to bonding with other guys.
We feel safe about bonding on sports.
Okay, so as soon as we met a guy and like, yeah, how about that they had nineteen goals?
Like no, it's football.
Yeah, Like I I don't care if a guy watches sports. Actually prefer if we don't ever have to watch sports ever, but I do want whoever, I'm going to be able to talk sports.
And just you don't have to levels, you don't have to go over the top. But if you can't even do basic, that's a problem. That's the number two least manly thing you can do, the number one least manly thing you can do. And sadly I do this. Can we guess, Yeah, you're gonna hurt my feelings, but.
Now ahead, trim your under arms.
No, No, I.
Think that's uh, you know, that's kind of that's kind of not the mainly I agree, but I shave my completely though. That's Oh, I just I don't use a razor, but I do like cliver.
You don't say that out loud.
By Women's Secret deodorant and wear it.
Yeah, it's so much better than men's. I have it right here. It's Women's Secret. It is so much better than men's. But I don't walk around putting this on Walmart.
Okay.
Number one, it's buying a purse. You wear a purse. You do wear a purse.
No, I carry a bag, and I'm prett happy with it because I don't my pants are a little tight, and I don't. I don't put a bunch of crap in my pockets and I'm rolling with all kinds of stuff for work. Oh, because this doesn't take shots of me time.
Oh that's interesting, your whole body.
I'm not a lotion guy. The loofah. The number one thing I got it.
Oh my god, you guys are just taking shots at me. You like to be a little spoon. I think mostly that's childhood trauma, not being hugged. Ever, well yeah, yeah, more than it is not masculine. It could be both, yeah, yeah, yeah. The number one least manly thing a guy can do when he jumps in the water, he holds his nose.
Oh.
Yes, if I'm jumping off the boat, I hold my nose because it gets in my nose.
I'm like, I do I do I jump in? I never. I can never really figured out how to dive.
That's funny.
The number one least manly thing a guy can is to hold his nose when he jumps in the water, because then you just realize that's not that he should not be the father of my children. Luckily, my wife is even to jump in the water a lot. That's my list.
Well, you just turn away, jump in where no one can see you, kind of like the chapstick.
Or you wait in. Oh, because I'll go under the water and don't have to hold my nose. But if I'm jumping in, I'm locking on.
And when you slowly walk in, are you like that's yes?
So there you go.
That's my oddly numbered list of non manly things. And I think I have three or four of those myself. So we will do it a little little deal here, Uh, guys in the room, manly and least manliest thing about the other guys in the room.
Man, Oh, I am about the other guys.
About yourself, No, no, no, you gotta do about the other ones here, so there'll be one compliment.
And obviously you guys have no problem smashing me, so go ahead.
All right, let's do most manly least manly. Mmm, Eddie, you can go first, me first?
Yeah, okay, Well, let's start with manly. And the manliest thing about you is that you're strong. Like I work out with you, you're strong. I cannot get to the level of how heavy the weights that you lift or whatever.
I can't get there. So that's manly, Thank you very much.
I do.
I do lift to get them out for my weight, and very.
Much with your pink gloves though I've.
Been wearing green lightly, you change colors. I've worn green. The pink was gonna hurt.
My hands are a little okay, And what's the least manly thing about me?
So there's a lot to choose from here, but I'm gonna go with whenever you do. You have to just say it. You're right.
You're right when you call me and say, hey, I can't fire up my grill, can you come and help me?
I don't say it like that. He's exaggerated. What do you mean that's not true?
I don't I can start off the grill.
That's not true. That is go ahead. That is not manly. You should know how to fire up your own fire up my grill.
The only time that could happen is when there was one time I couldn't figure it out and I was like, will you help me?
My girl?
Now, though we did just say it that way, I was kidding.
We have a nice grill, though now I don't need help firing it up. Back when I had a medium grill, I needed help. He meant to hook the propane tanks to How'm supposed to know how to do that? No dad ever taught me how to do that.
Righty, are you in the area?
Can you come over to the house fair enough?
Go to lunchbox? All right, lunchbox. I mean it's his voice.
This voice is manly, all right, That's how he talks, right, So that's manly. But when he orders food, like he goes, hey, can I please have a peanut tempe taco? And the food that he eats, he loves him some tempe, some qui. He loves that stuff. And that's the least manly. And he has big food beef with us.
Yeah, I'm like guy. You guys don't cook, You don't eat the right food.
Well, lunchbox is kind of he's always like, you know, munching on his trail mix.
I like food, and he likes the what is it? It's not meat, it's uh, they put it in soups lentil. That's funny how you say all that one specifically, But that's okay.
Go to go to Eddie. You want the least manly or manly, whatever you want. Most manly.
Most manly is he grills, right, he's a good guy.
He can grill. Guy, thanks lunch.
It makes him a good guy because he can grill. And then the least manly is when Eddie has a drink. He starts, Oh, I like your blouse and he starts talking like that a little more feminine, very feminine. It's so weird, like we're sending at the table and Amy got a thing. You love Amy's blow.
He's complimentary, but drink, he definitely gets a little more feminine. Not as feminis lunch, but it is when I call him about the grille.
Look at this picture? How do I turn this on?
You can help me every just every comment Amy's blows.
Let's play it that. I don't say that, Oh you do, I know. Okay, Lunchbox. What is my most and least.
You're most manly?
You play sports? I play sports? Yeah, I just play. No they can't. Not everybody can. Okay.
And then your least manly is you have a makeup person. I mean that's pretty bad for television. Hey, hey, Sandra, can you come over and do my makeup?
I do have the same one for television I've had for years, but I don't put it on if it's not for TV.
And her name is not Sandra. I don't know her name. But but he's.
Not just like, hey, come over, put my makeup on on a random day. It's literally for work. They make him like like.
I would rather not put it on. But yes, they're like, hey it's too bright. Yeah, so uh no, that's a good one. Okay, I'll do Eddie.
I'm a good guy.
First off, I would say, yeah, you're you're like the grill guy. You're the girl guy. Man, that's your thing, you're the girl game.
I just look what we're feeding into like social conditioning for sure. For sure, don't worry. We're not stereotyping.
At least it's not when I drink. It's just not it's just not athletic.
You're talking about like, hey, that's gonna hurt me.
You're working out, and then you're just like.
That's how you No, we're not paying each other.
This is not transactional.
No matter what he had to say something yeah, didn't.
Say like at one point he was All state football or something a long time ago.
That just says I would say, recruit not really athletic and maybe something falling off, you know, and when people get better.
So that's why it is adopted kids that are good at sports.
No, it's not true. I don't know.
I'm not you played ball, so obviously he got his DNA.
You're wife, I'd say not that. I say, not that athletic lunchbox. Least not strong like like floppy, like you know that guy that sends on the car dealership and the wind blows him air guy like the muscle tone of that that guy. But it's not his legs. But on the other side of it, he is strong. He can run a long ways, like he's a great I'd say he's a really good runner, So that would be strong like his his manly thing.
He's a good runner. Okay, So one.
Would be like his hair. He can grow a lot of it hair.
He's like looks like an eight year old haircut.
He's got hair everywhere like man.
Oh I do grow hair like chesre have you ever seen it?
And like one nipples got to splotch one shaved ones like ball like his beard. I guess in his underarm under arm, he's oddly hairy and odd places.
How about that? Okay, everybody feel good about them?
Not really?
Yeah?
Yeah, what did you? So we're doing the women.
Next amy man shots at each other.
This guy spent ten years in prison for a murder he did not commit. They gave him thirty eight million bucks whenever he came out. That was part of like the insurance settlement. So my question is thirty eight million bucks for ten years in prison?
Lunchbox, give me the thirty eight million dollars. I'll figure it out. And I think he was like in his twenties when he went to prison twenty twenty one, so like those ten years. I'm sorry I missed my twenties. That's okay. I'm thirty eight million dollars richer. I'm okay with that. So a couple things.
Thirty eight million bucks is quickly going to go to about nineteen million. No, that's still a lot, but you're gonna get taxed on it. So I guess the question is should.
You though, should if you went to jail? I know, I know, yeah.
So here's the question.
Though. Let's say you're out of jail and you didn't do it, and you have thirty eight million bucks in the bank and someone goes, you know, we're going to put you in jail. But the only way we won't put you in jail for ten years is if you give me thirty eight million bucks. Would you give the thirty eight million bucks to stay out of jail? If I would, I don't want to.
Go to jail.
No, I would give thirty million bucks if I had it in the bank.
Oh, you may not make it out of you.
So and I think that's an equal version as what lunchbox is saying.
That's thirty or thirty million bucks.
But the family keeps it though, right, Like I go to jail, but the family keeps my money.
What do you Oh, wow, sacrifice.
I mean that's where my head went. Dang, creed my sacrifice, And I.
Like where your head's at because giving away the thirty eight million dollars and you're broke.
Yeah, but your family would also do just fine if you just kept living your normal life.
Not like that.
Dad's missing dads. You're not able to be a dad for ten years, but you're no chance your kids have money.
I'm not going to jail forten years. You're a whole different person.
You're not. You're not the same person when you come out. I mean maybe, no, you're not institutionalized.
They're not.
I gotta watch family there. We spent a much time in jail. They're not saying everybody's different. You go to jail for that long, especially if it's like a penitentiary, it ain't pleasant to be in.
It ain't good.
Well, this guy seems to be pretty good. He's got thirty eight million. I think he was on amazing race.
Also.
I mean he's doing pretty well for himself, so he didn't it didn't change him too much.
You only know that from like one store that happened.
I'm the internal struggle of being wrongly accused of something you didn't do and then people then thinking you're a murderer when you're not. Like the agony, can you.
Imagine telling people every day like, no, I didn't do it, because you.
Know everybody in jail that's going yo, I didn't do it.
Curiously though, like all your family and friends, they've have to Finally, once you got convicted, they're like, well, I guess who did it.
So this poor guy has to go to jail for ten years. That's the sucky part of the story for a crime he did not commit. He's paid thirty eight million bucks in the backside. The first version of the question, would you make that exchange ten years in for thirty eight million out?
Yes or no? Amy, No, I go no Eddie because to my family, yes, no, no, no, we're doing it. We're doing money.
We're doing money. When you get out of jail, you missed a question. Listen to the question. You don't have any money, but when you come out you get thirty eight million bucks.
This is so hard.
Yes, you go jail having a jail for ten years. What I'm a millionaire one, I guess exactly. You can't make thirty eight million ten years work.
I will never make money. So it's just like you're at work for ten years, you're deployed for too. Yeah, you're not with your fans and.
Your wife just to wait for you.
Yes, for the money.
Yeah, and think about what happens to you while you're in jail.
And I don't want to Yeah, yeah, because it may not happen.
Bones.
No, You're going to be holding someone's pocket for sure.
Eddie for sure. Would I mean if I would Eddie be holding two pockets, you know that would be holding his pocket immediately. Eddie's like holding every pocket. Okay, okay.
So the other question, let's say you have thirty eight million in the bank and the like, Hey, you commit a murder. The long way you get out of it is to pay thirty eight million bucks and not go to jail.
Would you do it?
You didn't commit the murder, but they're saying it, I'm paying the money, not going to jail. I don't want to.
I'm not going to jail. You're spending ten years in jail.
It's not worth thirty I really don't want to go to jail.
You guys.
I I think these guys are like what you think they want to like.
Literally, they're amanticizing.
We do we go to Scared Straight with them, but they get turned on for thirty eight million.
I think I would pay the thirty eight million and not go to jail, because look, if I earned thirty eight million before.
I was given to you, again, I gotta go to prison. It's worth so that money is worth So it's three point eight million bucks a year.
Yeah, I've never earned that in real world.
Jail, but I don't think that's the direct comparison if you'd never earn it.
But is it worth it?
Probably I think it's worth it. It's growing woe in prison because I can't spend it, and maybe I'll do.
So it's nineteen million.
Okay, Bobby. With people that we know surely they can go. We can hook up them doing like a day in jail and we give it. Yeah, and you'll just see what it's like and then you'll answer.
Because I feel like in prison I can start a Bible study. I'll make license plates all day, maybe a garden.
I mean, that's every television or movie you've ever seen, and that ain't real life. I'm just sleep in a big room with a bunch of people in beds that are just all there's no walls in between.
Nine how many people sometimes twenty thirty forty. Oh, I'm thinking Martha Stewart jail.
You ain't going to hide like high food job.
It's time for the good news much box.
Brandy chinniwith has a dog named Scout and they have an Instagram page together in Utah and it says, oh, you know, go to this dog park, dog friendly restaurant over here.
And Scott a little bit of a following.
Scouts seventh birthday was last week and she's like, I want to do something. Will you guys donate seven dollars in honor of Scout to West Valley City Animal Services in Utah.
So people got on there.
She thought, I'll raise a couple hundred dollars sixteen thousand dollars.
You hear that, Yes, that's the dog saying thank you. That's a lot of money. And she didn't ask for much, which is what's cool. So many people were able to give that though. Those dogs were crazy. To hear that we brought that in from the kennel. Sounds like it sounds like old Western or like the old cowboys versus Indians.
Yeah, battles.
Yeah, it was like so like not PC, that's kind of what that.
Sounds like that.
I don't know if I did the math right. It was just real quick in my head. But I think at seven dollars, that's over two thousand people donating.
Yeah, and let's shut them all that. We have the list. Monica Johnson, all right, there you go. That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
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