The Bobby Bones ShowTHURS PT 2: Did Lunchbox Admit To Illegal Activity? + Bobby On A Woman Who Murdered In Her Sleep + Eddie Is Sick Of This Intrusive Question
Bobby talks about a woman who was cleared of a murder charge after she claims she killed husband in her sleep. Do we think she should be cleared? Eddie shares why he is sick of this question he's been getting a lot lately and we give him a minute to air his grievances. Bobby shares a story of the rise of middle class shoplifting and Lunchbox may admit to something illegal.
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Ready lunchbox, More game too, Steve Bread and it's trying to put you through the fog. He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this this the Bobby Ball. It's the time of the morning for Amy's joke, the Morning Corny. But on Thursdays we see how many we can figure it out. It's us three, guys. It's the investigative Morning Corny. Ninety seconds on the board. Guys, ready, ready, all right, here we go and action the morning Corny.
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What month is the best for coffee?
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Let's just start saying all the months like we don't know all the months. Yeah, that's on me, guys. I thought it was all cow jokes. That's okay.
But here's the here's the thing. I would have never got February ary, y'all.
I bet you could have got there. Y'all got cattle log.
Kind of while Yeah, okay, this woman killed her husband. She was sleeping, so it's murderer. But they dropped the charges because she killed him while she was sleeping. So I want to read you this. Oh, Amy's already suspicious. A woman was able to beat a murder charge after her lawyer successfully argued she had a sleeping disorder. She was accused of stabbing her husband to death in September of twenty twenty three. Prosecutors decided to drop the case. She was put through a scientific sleep study. Oh I would cheat so bad. I'd fake asleep and then just start grabbing stuff, stabbing in the air. Actually I was asleep, Well he does, Oh you know, I'd rig that thing. It was discovered she suffered from a sleeping disorder and therefore it was not acting in a conscious and voluntary state. So does that mean you kill somebody if you're asleep. It's weird And that's from the Guardian. This is a weird thing because if so, let's just imagine as it says, because I'm sure they can monitor the brain and know if you're actually sleeping. So she's sleeping and she does it in her sleep, m she unconsciously does it. If I'm on a jury and you can tell me one hundred percent. You monitor her brain waves and it's at a certain state when you're sleeping, and she was acting. I don't know. She just fall asleep and start stabbing with her hands. I don't know what she does. It's gonna be hard for me to convict her, I know.
But then where does she get to sleep for the rest of her life?
Like tape down, Like when you're so mu's bad on an airplane, you duck tape them. I'm gonna have an official duct taper come and duct tape me to something. But yes, it's it's it is feel a little sussy like a But just for the sake of this conversation, if they could prove that she was asleep and she goes absolutely bonkers when she sleeps, and that there wasn't some reason that she wanted to kill her husband, although I bet you can go to any relationship of and reasons she wants to kill her husband. You could probably go to my wife and she can probably tell you three reasons she wants to kill me right now. Not literally, but let's say all that checks out, Amy, Let's say sleeping disorder for sure, and there was nothing in the relationship like an insurance policy was just taking out a major five. Would you acquit her?
Yeah? But there needs to be some plan for her and me if that was me, like, I wouldn't How how do I sleep safely?
But again I'm not asking that, I'm just asking you're in the you're a jur.
Yeah, but I mean, can you commit people to live in a like is there a you know, not like a mental hospital, but it's like a sleep hospital?
Life go there? So's the perfect place?
Is there somewhere like where people can go? I mean, you still have murdered somebody.
Right, so could you acquit again? What would your verdict be? You're you're the only juror it's me as the jury ahead.
We need a new word for it, because if you're if you're if you kill someone in your sleep, are you a murderer or are you just someone.
You're not a murderer. Murdering is illegal. You accidentally killed somebody, yes, murder.
Yes, dude, involuntary manslaughter.
But my understanding of involuntary manslaughter is you still put yourself in a position for that to happen, even though you didn't mean for it to happen. She's just sleeping, right, you're the juror, Amy, Okay, just got the envelope here, I'm the judge. It looks like Amy the juror has said.
I'm not going to send you to jail, but I am confining you to a sleep shelter.
So interesting On Andy Griffith show, Otis would get so drunk he would go and check himself and he would go into the jail cell and be like, I'm drunk, Andy, and he would go and Mayberry and put herself in in the jail for the night. So every night she has to go like check herself in the sup prison.
Yes, something like that, because honestly, if she truly did it in her sleep and she as and when she's awake she knows that's what happened, that alone is punishment enough the rest of her life. Like she has to live with knowing that she killed somebody while she was sleeping. So I don't think she needs to go to jail with other criminals like that. But but but we do need to wait to keep her safe and other people safe while she's sleeping.
Okay, I have two other questions I got to get out. One. Let's say the husband's dead, but she's kind of hot and you meet her and she's single, no, like, no she undid lunchbox? Is she undtable? Man? Depends how hot. I mean, if she's a nine or ten, she's datable. I think even an eight, I'll be honest, she can kill you now. But but he's already put her in the sleep the sleep chambery, so you.
Get to hang out with her, but at ten pm she has to go.
I mean, is an eight man what is great?
Even?
Maybe depending on where you are, if you're like a four and she's of seven, maybe you still do it, and maybe you lock her in the room with you and you make sure there's nothing sharp.
Oh good, Yeah, no weapons?
Yeah.
No.
Odds of this happening twice very slim. And if it does happen twice, I got a feeling it was on purpose.
How did this happen the first time? Like I like, she never showed any signs of this.
I think, I listen, there are times that where I just go ah when I sleep, And so that's just a version of things that happen that you don't control, or I'll talk in my sleep. Some people eat in their sleep. I don't think she's ever like grabbed knives and gotten close to this. But I would imagine there's been some sort of if I'm guessing sleepwalking, sleep something in her life. In Voluntary manslaughter is when someone unintentionally kills another person through reckless or negligent actions. I don't feel like she was reckless, right.
Yeah, it's not a volunteery manslaughter. I get it. I don't. I don't even know what they call this. This is why I'm wasn't a lawyer.
Not guilty?
This is why.
Yes, yes, yes, yeah not, she's not guilty, And I'm just going to make her put restraints on her. You know how if you drink too much and you get DUI you have to blow into a to get your cargoing. Yes, you have got to strap things on your wrist at night when you go to sleep, and like push a selfie button with your toe and that reports in and as long as you're strapped, and that long as you're strapped in, all good. The problem is you how do you get out? Right? I think getting out it's got to be some sort of like you call like the toe this center and they release you.
Like what do you have to go pee?
But how about that? Like you killed and how okay another ankle? How guilty do you feel? Let's say there absolutely was nothing malicious about it, and you're like, oh my, you wake up and they are stabbed to death and you got a knife in your hand. What you know? What I do? I washed then eye, get rid of it, moved Mexico because I didn't do it on purpose. But there's no way I'm getting There's no way you're getting out of that. And she did, but there's no This is one of the wildest stories ever. But is she datable? And the answer is how hot is she? That's crazy that that's not you don't like.
That answer, Amy, I mean, now I'm trying to flip it, like if it's a guy, like how I'm not saying hot.
Like, yeah, he did it on purpose. If it's a guy, he did it on purpose.
This happen to a man too, He did purpose, okay, But I'm trying to think, like, would I be like, say, he's so perfect in all the other ways and if he went to his you know, little sleep jail at night, could I still date during the day?
Sleep Jel's tough though, because you got to go somewhere else.
Call it what you want, Like, I like your breathalyzer thing, which when you have to blow into something, it takes your photo, so similar, like you said, you still into that.
I'm looking at the couple here, Oh, man.
Is what what happened? What do they look like?
Nice people?
Yeah? See this is sad.
A little older? Okay, so yeah, but yeah yeah, I mean, do you not like the north side of South a mule?
I know what that means?
Yeah?
That sucks.
And also it just sucks you wake up? You stabbed your husband to death. I wonder what she used? A fork and alarm clock? I got the edge of an alarm clock.
Oh it didn't say knife. I assumed a knife.
I don't know. And then why would keep a knife? Right? As had your bed?
If you're you can get up and go to the kitchen and get in there.
That's true. That's true. That's true. Okay, I just wanted to bring that up. I thought it was a wild story.
I don't like it.
Can you explain to me what a Brazilian butt lift is? And do you have to go to Brazil to get it done?
No, they do it here in America. I think it's just a take fat from one part of your body, like wherever they can borrow it, suck it out and then stick it in your butt to make it bigger.
Trend of like massive butt still a thing like oh like fake massive butts because Kim Kardashian's but was fake, right, I think it was massive?
Yeah, that was having a moment.
Is that still always a moment? In that one that.
We've seen less and less of that out of Hollywood or wherever red carpets. I don't know. I think people are being more natural, right.
I could understand if you had a flat butt you want to put a little brazil in there.
Yeah.
And I guess by me saying people are being more natural, they're just getting better at like not being obvious. They've had something done.
So there's now face bbl's.
Oh fat transfer to the face.
So so BBL the Brazilian butt left. Yeah, and so now fat transfers to parts of the face. By doctor Benjamin Coughlin, it describes I guess it's not really like a fill. Okay, so tell me what a filler is, Well, filler.
Is it's a different I don't know what makes up the components of filler, but that's a foreign object. If you're putting fat, that would taking fat from your body to put it the fat back in your face, because as you age, you actually lose fat in your face and uh, you know, when you're younger, you have more of the fat and that's what makes you look more plump.
So they say this is better than filler. Yes, and that would be why, because you're pulling fat from somewhere else.
Yeah, from your body. My friend and Iver I didn't know that this was called a BBL for the face, but we were talking about, Yeah, I guess people transferring fat to their parts. And she was like, oh man, if you did that, borrow some of my fat and put it in there and then do that I have.
No, it's like breastfeeding a child that's not yours.
I know you can transplant.
We were just.
Joking about if she was a donor and then she I was like, but then what do I do if you start eating? Like then do I start you know, like it's not her fat anymore?
Of it was like.
Say her fat got put in my cheeks and every time she ate, my cheeks expanded.
That's a movie, not really, okay, short, it's a social media The question is have you been to the doctor lately from s WNS Digital and especially when they talk to women the answers a lot of times, know that a lot of women said they're behind on checkups and what do you think The biggest reason.
Is not resources like yeah, money, Yeah.
It's it's anxiety. It's generally anxiety.
Oh well, you're gonna have more anxiety if you put it off, because then if you can get early detection on certain things, it could save your life. So that's what you got to get past.
The survey found that thirty three percent of women were behind on important appointments for like mammograms, gynological exams, even getting their yearly physicals. The number is even higher for gen Z women and so this is very female based here. According to the survey, the biggest reasons women say they shy away from the doctor. One, they don't feel their symptoms are serious enough. I get that, though, because if it's you're just kind of sick, You're like, well, I may not get any worse, so let's just write.
It out right.
I know I can do that sometimes.
Number Two, I get anxious about going to the doctor.
Yep.
Number three, my symptoms are dismissed does that mean they're gone away.
No, it means that you don't feel heard like you go there anyway, and they're sort of like, oh, it's not really And then you're like, well, if you don't have the energy or you're anxious anyway, then you have to like advocate for yourself, which is daunting for some people, but sometimes it's the best thing you can do.
I'll ask you about this one because we as men don't feel this at the doctor, and maybe you do. My symptoms are a tribu it to hormonal changes.
Yeah, And I would say if you're going maybe to a male doctor. I've never felt dismissed by anybody that I've gone to, but I could imagine sometimes women if they are not with a sympathetic doctor. Maybe he's a man, he doesn't understand a lot about a woman's body or what's happening. And I guess a female doctor could do it too, but it might be like, oh, yeah, yeah, you're just that's hormones or you're crazy or whatever, and it's like, no, I may actually have this going on, or you're just feeling anxious, but it could be overlooking other things that could really offer solutions for you.
And finally, I feel my gender plays a role in how accurately I'm diagnosed.
Well, yeah, because I think that that's case in point. The women feel like they're not being heard, like it's often just like, oh, it's probably your time in the month, or we.
As men would never even think that these would be things you guys have to deal with because it's foreigned us. We don't have to deal with that.
Yeah. I just think that when it comes to hormones and menopause and perimenopause, there's not a lot of We're starting to get there, at least I'm seeing a trend in accounts that I follow. More information is now out there, but it's only recent and a lot of these women that are spearheading it, they're like, I'm doing it now because I'm in perimenopause. I'm in menopause, so I want to give you this information. But the generation before them had no information, so they're having to They're like doctors that are women that are now at the age and they have the medical background, so they're doing the research and they're like, wow, mind blown. I was never taught this in medical school. I nobody before me ever, you know, shared any of this with me. So I think it's just dedicating time and money and resources to the research so that women can be more informed.
That's good. Some of that stuff I would have never even thought of would be an issue. I wish guys could have their feet and stirrups.
No you don't. It's uncomfortable. That's where some of the anxiety comes from.
Like I like that, Okay, I have to I have to have a doctor going into MyH but were you in No. I wish otherwise I had to like take my pants and just stand there like a piece of meat. And I'm sure to her, I'm not a piece of meat. I'm just a bheah. And she's like, here's another BH and I'm a BH doctor. So here we go.
But there are probably some men that put off going to get that checked because they're just about it. They're embarrassed.
I was like, I'm not going to they get BH tyrups. Yeah, they never got them. I wish they had them.
I mean, just the mantra for yourself is like, if I have the resources and I'm able to go, I should just go because whatever they find could save my life.
Yeah. I totally understand the anxiety thing. I don't think you've been thinking about what. So I told you guys on the show that I had a sea section.
Okay, yeah, it's true.
Well you're calling it that, but you had surgery in your abdomen area.
Had to cut my abs and have moved your spleen.
But I mean it's the.
Doctor said you had a sea section.
Really he said it.
He said that, like ayrians.
Call well no, no no, he said, no, no, no, no, Let me let me say what I said. He said they had to cut through my abs the same way they do a sea section.
And then you said, so sea section?
Yeah, soht a sea section? They had a slice smiling match, Yes, I've had a sea section. They had to take and cut my abs down the middle right right, and so something about my pelvic floor is all screwed up. Never even heard of it. You ever heard of a pelvic floor?
Yes, women have to deal with that a lot.
When after they have a baby. I had a sea section. So they had to go into my sea section and remove like my splint splint because it was all ruptured. So when they pulled the sea section out, they pulled the sea section out.
Or know, the sea section is the surgery operation.
I'm still new to this. Guys.
They pulled the baby out. I mean they pull out all your organs and then they remove the baby and then they put the organs back in.
Well, they had to cut my abs right down the middle, and I have this huge scar goes from my store them down to my like my belt right there. I had a doctor say the thin could sell my abs back together and the long term that may be good for me.
Okay, so you're gonna do it.
I don't know it's a hurt.
I have no idea.
I would think it hurts, you know, having your ab be torn apart.
I think so because I worked hard. I got a decent I got like a four and a half pack, you know. But if it likes long term beneficial, should I go and get my sea section fixed?
That's it's you. I mean, if if it's impacting you, will it help your pelvic floor because that can impact you. Let's see urination, bow, sexual function?
What about Okay, understand this. What about all the digestive issues I've had forever?
Oh yeah, that could be part of it.
I need stirrups and I need them now so we can figure this out. Okay, it will likely cost some pain and soreness in the abdominal area after surgery. Oh that's it. That's every day for me. I play pickleball. One day I got pain and soreness in the abdominal area. Do I'll make it?
What if I do?
What if I go in and I get my sea section fixed and I'm the only dude to ever have a sea section, then get it fixed. See I'm a trendsetter. All serious though, Like Amy said, you guys should go if to us too. If something's up and you can't afford it, go yeah.
And if you have the anxiety, take a friend or figure out a way to get there, because I'll go.
While I'm there.
Back to.
Honest question, I'm gonna go to lunchbox and Eddie first. You ever steal itself? Check out? Oh yeah? And why thank you for your honesty? Why I ask is that I'm not saying you steal everything impossible, But if you have like thirteen items, it's kind of easy if you were just gonna do beat and to slip one end or would it even be stealing if you forgot to beat one and you get to the car and like, oh, I forgot to pay for all those if known is dishonest. So lunchbox, you said, yes, Now give me more context to your guess.
Oh yeah, which time? There's a time that you try to scan it. You try to scan it and won't scan. The bar cod and working. So then I just ad like, I scan it, put it in the bag. I don't have time to hit a button, have some wait five minutes for someone to come, then have to go find it on the shelf. So hey, man, I did my best. I attempted it three times. I even tried to stretch out the barcode. All right, it didn't scan. Just put it in the bag, move on. So you didn't mean to steal, but you stole well, I mean, yeah, I tried to scan. It didn't scan. So at that point I'm like, my hands are tied, nothing I can do.
Put it in the bag. But that's still amy. We just said still stealing, because if something goes wrong, you should call somebody over.
Yes, it's stealing.
Okay, is there and you said which time is all? Yeah?
Then there's other times you have kids in the basket, so you put the gatorade in the on the bottom of the cart. And you just forget about it and you get to your car and you're like, well, man, I already got the kids in the car seats, Like, am I really going to take them out of the cars? He used to go back in the store. Yeah, just throw the gatorade in the car. They're not gonna miss it.
Amy, would that be stealing, Yes, because I've done that before with chicken, and I had to go back in and pay for it.
I have also had water on the bottom. Now no kids, Yeah, that's the hard part. But I don't think kids allow you to steal.
My kids are actually the ones that pointed out, hey, mom, the chicken is here.
We're at the car, and I'm like, shoot. And because I was with my kids, I for sure, for sure.
Had to go back in because I want to set an example to them that we don't.
Just take things.
I'm gonna go to Eddie in a second. But the story is these people openly admit to using self service checkouts and they will steal. And they're called middle class shoplifters. And it's not that they're stealing everything, but if they have thirteen items, sixteen items, they know they could pop a couple in there without being caught because you're paying for other things. I mean, the greatest lies have truths to them. Just in general, the greatest lies have a bit of truth and the truth that you're paying for stuff. A poll of one thousand shoppers conducted said that about thirty seven percent of customers that's such a high number deliberately fail to scan an item when using self checkouts. Men under thirty five most likely to do so. Some people admit to not weighing the items correctly when you have to weigh them for like food or like they'll put it on but hold it a little bit up so it doesn't that's dirty. That the next level dirty dog thinking. I wouldn't have thought of that. And thirty eight percent I've used the banana trick. Now, oh this might be mine. Okay, is it dirty?
So I don't steal, but I do get a discount.
Okay, but that's stealing. Hold on me out.
Sell like a banana, right, and this may be the banana trick. You get organic fruit and then you type it in as regular fruit, and you're talking like two dollars sometimes is the difference.
And if you do that with all your fruit, you get some savings. So that's not exactly the ban of trick, butou also that's stealing, and that's dishonest. I do not I do not cosign that. So what they'll do is they'll put a banana on and even weigh that, and then something way more expensive of different fruit that goes in the basket. Yeah, self service machines have created a new breed of shoplifter. Retail chiefs are concerned that self service tills are driving up cost because things cost more when other things are stolen, they have to make up for them, pay the bills. It's from the Daily Mail. It's why in a lot of places too, the self checkouts are being eliminated. It's not because they just want eye to eye, person to person contact. It's because people are stealing.
But the grocery store I go to, they have cameras. I mean they even show you right there, like they look at them. Are they recording?
Maybe not?
Is it just an image? Like if I if I pull out my cell phone and I put on camera facing camera, I'm looking at me right there, look at me, look at me, look at me. It's not recording. It's not loading up into some cloud that they can check and see if I really did it. Yeah, so I'm a little disappointed in you, guys. I'm not surprised. No, we're not proud of ourselves. But you know something, you felt pretty proud. You felt pretty proud, and Lunchbox has no you have no remorse. No remorse.
Man, Look, you're making me do the work like I tried to skin it. It didn't work.
What do you want me to do calling an attendant over for help?
Oh?
Yes, here's the thing.
If you want me to call an attendant, why do you just have an attendant they're checking me out? Why am I going to call them over when I'm already doing the work?
Peter, be there or don't be there.
So when you go to the store, is self check out the only option?
Sometimes they don't have any other ones open. They don't have any of the regular ones open. It's only self checkout. So you're saying you have two options steal or be hungry. That's right. Okay, Well, if you feed your kids.
I get gatorade.
I cannot wait. It would be hilarious if you got busted for shoulders, so funny, I know, the highlight of the show.
It would.
He'd be on the news. I didn't do it. Okay, guys, please do better. That's all I will say. I encourage you to consider the greater good because when you steal, prices go up for everybody. It affects everyone, It affects everyone else. Okay. This is a list of the funniest street names in the United States. Number one Bucket of Blood Street.
Like you have to give your roos to someone you're like, I live it to two bucket of Blood.
I think whomever created Bucket of Blood Street needs to be investigated, because usually if it's a small street, you can name it whatever you want. Next up, Far from Pooping Road. That one's in Arkansas. It's one word. Far from pooping is one word far from pooping road. Slaughter Neck Road in Delaware. Investigation That one hurts a little bit, like that one makes me do my neck a little bit. Billy Goat strut Alley and Nanny Goat strut Alley, two roads running out beside each other. In Kentucky. Liquid Laughter Lane. That feels like a stomach issue. Liquid laughter. Would that'd be like alcohol? Oh, I would think it would be what happens if you're laughing so hard. That's from that's in Maryland. Psycho path.
Oh that's clever.
Yeah, but I don't want to live there.
Where do you live one psycho path? You would think somebody was kidding.
It'd be like two words are one and his.
Path like a street, street lane path.
I mean, I'm sure there are, but it's not like an official I don't think it's like avenue.
If you're it has to be because bucket of Blood street far from pooping road, I would think if it fits your psychopath. Okay, well you see if path is officially recognized, it is officially recognized. Yeah, the funniest is far from pooping. The weirdest is bucket of Blood.
The clever, the most clever though. Its that's pretty good.
Path is good. Did you ever do that thing when you were kids? Like what's your stripper name?
Where you do your street name and your dog or something.
First pet and street name. What would yours have been?
Mine would have been Tricksie Pinehurst.
That's a legitimate stripper name. Really, that's it, Like you've been to a strip club. But if she was on the sign, I might have to go buy and see what's up? Pretty good lunchbox, Nicky Silver Creek. That's the street you first lived on. Now that but so is Nicky Mickey's my dog. That's the last name. It says street you love don plus name of your first pet. Did you do? How did you? Oh?
I did well? I did dog in the street. Yes, I feel like Pinehurst Trixie.
I think the dog needs to be first, the dog.
I don't make the rules. What it says in front of me. Okay, I'm reading with the page.
I go dog, then street.
Okay, so what is your lunchbox? Nikky, Silver Crew?
Okay, Eddie Dolly second? So maybe i'd be Dolly the second because it was second street.
Yeah, I would not stop at your show.
It's not good.
Mine would be rod Hardingston, your first the whole thing. Mine sucks, But how funny would that be if that was really it? No, mine would be Bradley mountain View, although mountain View mountains be used as like you want to see the mountain.
And Bradley is a cute girl's name.
Bradley's a guy's name.
Yeah, no, no no. On the Morgan show, I'm a guy. Don't want a girl's name character named Bradley.
But why would I want to get girl's name.
Oh I thought that you were. Okay, okay, I just yeah, is Nicky silver Creek?
No, no, no, no not he's got a different demo, Nikky silver Creek.
Nicky can be a guy. Yeah, Nikki six, good one, Nikki.
I thought we were all just being little nikky female strippers.
Why would we be female strippers?
Because every time I played this game, I was picturing like stripper, like as a kid.
I just because you put you were playing, yeah we want to strip to Okay.
Dolly, you're out, you're done.
You're not even out on stage? Morgan, Yeah, I'm with Eddie. Mine was Rebundon Tuckett. I mean it feels like a hillbilly that knows how to get down and ryme. Yes, Riva Nantucket, you know what she knows how to do? Come on Mayby, what do you think maybe that ry? She also thought we wanted to be female strippers? Okay, uh, Reva Nantucket, that's good.
What can she do?
What do you think she can do? What's the rhyme? There once was a man from Nantuckey.
Okay, okay, okay, I get it now, and I know we were rhyming. I thought she could she had a certain skill.
Well, yeah, even in the we can we can bleep it. Do you know how the next line goes out? Either once was a man from Nantucky. That's lunch with the blank, so long he could blanket. Oh, different one, that's the initial rhyme.
Morgan said she heard a different one.
I thought it had something to do with the bucket, But how would that be bad? No, I'm just saying that's the one that I've heard. I've never heard this one you're talking about. I was totally different than a tucket with a blank.
So, okay, I get it now.
Marilyn Manson, Oh yeah, he took a rive out to do that.
But that wouldn't be so long, that would be so small that take a Yeah, he said with a grin, and then he I'm just reading it the whole thing.
But don't act like this is a universally not.
If my ear were, I would it what good come from? I figured that rhyme was folklore of bad rhymes. I was on the other word is and that's in there too. I just said that one. I'm yeah, Andrew, I think he I don't know, Okay, I can't. We learned that second grade amount Pine that's what we learned. His nursery rhymes. Okay, anyway, these streets are cool, right from Yahoo? The Ultimate Selfie has claimed the four hundred and eighty lives now, Amy and I already know the story. So before I get into it, Eddie, what do you think that means? The Ultimate selfie has claimed up to four hundred and eighty lives.
So is it something that people are taking selfies of that they're dying trying to do this?
Yeah, it's generally people taking selfies in dangerous situations. That's like a horror movie. Though I thought it was like one selfie that people kept taking and it kept killing people, But now it's not it. The number of people who have lost their lives while trying to get the perfect selfie has risen to as many as four hundred and eighty fatalities by the end of twenty twenty four. Far more people die from taking selfies than even shark attacks. According to a recent study, falls from height are the most common, followed by drowning accidental shootings. That this is what selfiees beat accidental shootings is getting hit by a train, getting mauled by an animal. More people are dying by taking a selfie. Then accidental shooting, not school shootings because that's or just that's the way way. Ho. So, but accidental shooting, you shoot yourself. Guys, the picture is not that important. It is, though, it's awesome if you get the perfect one. And I'm not saying you should risk it because I get nervy. I'm not worried about that. But yeah, that's that's crazy.
So I saw too when I was reading about that, that in Russia like several years ago, they launched a safe selfie campaign because of away no no, but just there were so many people dying from you know, trying to get a cool selfie, and so they had this entire campaign safe selfie. So maybe maybe.
Maybe we need to do that here.
Uh huh, what what's that pill? Okay? Teens spend ninety plus minutes on their phone during a typical school day. Any talk about you have a they're both teens now, but your daughter's seventeen. Does she get to have her phone at school all the time? Open, wide open?
Yeah, I don't know that it's a wide open, but she does have it. I don't know. Sometimes during class they may be using their phone. They have certain apps that they use, but there's some classes where it might be put away, but like I can pretty much always reach her if I need to.
So it's spent an average of ninety two minutes on smartphones during school hours, accounting for twenty seven percent of their total daily phone use. Parental restrictions show little impact on school phone use, which is funny. What do you mean, Well, you're you're probably like, don't be on your phone all day, but if you at school, but if you text her, she answers, run away, right.
Well, but I mean I also see parental restrictions as how we can go into their phone and limit Like they're like, you can actually put settings on their phone that limits the use.
But if they're like sixteen or seventeen, can't they just go in and untake their restrictions off for a minute.
No?
Not if they don't know the code, they need a password. Yeah, I just feel like i'd figure that out. Well, I mean that's from study fines Eah, go ahead.
As of right now, my kids act like they don't know the code, Like they hand me, they bring me their phone and they hand it to me and they say, can you know the code? But I could totally see, especially my being like I know exactly what I need to do, so that she knows I don't know the code, I'm going to act like I always need her help.
There's probably an AD that she can download that figures out the code. Yeah, it's called the me time mistake. When people need to recharge, they often isolate themselves for me time. They say, that's a mistake. Scientists found being alone reduces energy levels. To get the best mental recharge, it's better to have some slight social element to your leisure activity. For example, reading in a cafe beats a secluded bedroom. Seeing a movie by yourself and the theater is better than just going out on a drive by yourself because there are other people in theater. It sounds like a terrible story.
Well that's interesting, but you don't have to do any interaction. I was going to say. It definitely depends on the person, because sometimes you need that downtime to recover. I certainly do. But if you're still alone but yet surrounded by other people, it could still work.
I think. Another one of my love languages being alone. Yeah, I count I don't think so. Time with yourself one or research journal A violin made in seventeen fourteen could become the most expensive musical instrument ever sold. The auction house is estimating the value of the jasim Ma Ad about eighteen million dollars. If I found this old violin it was somewhere, I would just think it was old piece of crap. I don't know that I would even be smart enough or have the palette to know this was an expensive violin. It's like when people find these paintings at garage sales. I would just think that's a crappy piece of art. Maybe I'll spend four bucks for it, but I don't even think I would have the wherewithal to get it checked out, because what do I know? But yeah, it's it's it looks like an old violin. I'd probably go sell it to a punch shop for like three hundred bucks. It'd be like, man, I got them, but they're eighteen million dollars. Johannes Brahms was influenced by that dude whenever he wrote who cares dude? I don't know. I mean, I think he's a famous classical musician. Bron's playing the halftime show. No, I don't get a trap Trump plans to attend the Super Bowl twenty twenty five, become the first sitting president to do so. I thought that was kind of interesting that no sitting president has ever been. That's probably security reasons only. I don't think there have been president's been Like super Bowl sucks. I think they probably all watch it, and there's usually a message from the president regardless of who does before the Super Bowl. But I would think that this is more of a statement of it's safe to go, Like we're going. So if the President's going to be there, I would imagine it's super super super secure. So the President's probably going because one there was an attack in New Orleans, all these plane crashes, everything's happening, So it's like, hey, President's going to be there, you should feel good about going. That would be my guess in thought, Amy.
Yeah, I think it seems like his personality would be like, yeah, it's also if nobody's ever gone, he wants to be the first president that goes.
True. A new study finds entire spoonfuls of micro plastics are on people's brains and three times as much as those with dementia. Can you be for the sake of me and our audience, Amy, because I have little knowledge, a little bit, very little knowledge of microplastics. Can you explain what that is? Okay?
That gets into our body easily? Like every time you get a to go coffee cup and you get it hot, like you say you go get a latte, the lid on there is plastic. Every time you take a sip of that hot coffee, you're getting teeny tiny microplastics that are going into your body. Or if you're cooking with those black plastic utensils and you're not really thinking about it, it's the heat of the plastic is meeting the pan and then it's getting mixed into the food and then you're getting teeny tiny parts of microplastics and then they accumulate in your body.
But why is it getting my brain? As you go to a stomach and I should poop it out?
Oh, I don't know how it flows and goes that.
They should reroute that. Why is it going up? Everything else is going down?
Yeah, I don't know what plastics are in my brain parts of the body too.
I got a forksworth for sure a my brain with all the microplastics I've been eating. All right, there you go that's the news. Bobby's story, Bobby Bones show sorry up today.
This story comes us from Clearwater, Florida. A ninety five year old man passed away. They're having his funeral. One of the sisters gets up there and gives the eulogy. She gets done, but she forgot to mention her sister's twenty five year old daughter in the eulogy.
So waiting need a shout out, A brawl of roughs. The sister attacks.
Sister, disrespect.
Everybody had to get a shout on the eulogy. Well, I mean that about the person. Yeah, I gave. I've given a couple of eulogies. I don't mention everybody in the family.
Oh surely that surely I think I recall when you were doing your mom's you mentioned your sister.
Surely go call me Shirley. And no reason for a brawl.
That's crazy at a funeral they were you're in a Catholic church.
Maybe they were a dramatic family and it would he would have liked to have seen that. Yeah, you know it was for him in a Catholic church too.
Wow.
Yeah, okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Eddie, what's on your mind?
Well, I recently broke my arm, right, so I'm noticing certain things that people should stop doing to the handicap.
Because you're not handicap. I would say that's not handicap.
I'm disabled right now, I have one arm.
I think you're injured.
Yeah, But people come up to me and they're like, hey, what happened to your arm? Guys, if somebody has gone through an injury, they're missing an arm something.
They're missing an arm? Oh my god, you're in a sling.
I'm just saying, no, one wants to answer the question over and over what happened to your arm?
So if you were to see somebody on crutches, correct, would you go, hey, what happened?
No? Just let them live their life?
No, pre your injury? Oh would you have hey, what happened? What happened to you? Yeah?
I guess you kind of want to know, like what, like, what happened? Why are you on crutches?
Especially if you know the person, and well.
Yeah, but dude, I'm talking about people that I barely know are like, whoa man, what happened to your arm? Don't really want to talk about it?
You're you're seeing a bit emotional.
Yeah, yeah, it brings back memories of being at the skating rink and falling and like, you see someone in a wheelchair, are you really going to ask him?
Like why are you an wheel chair?
I'm not going to ask. But it's different than you did you have a sling and no cast. It's not even like you have a cast on your arm bones.
I'm telling you, twenty times a day I am answering the question what happened to your arm?
And I don't like it anymore.
Amy, we tell the guy he's not handicapped.
Yeah, oh, you're not handicap. Just keep telling yourself that over and over because you're definitely not. And people that are really handicapped are listening right now and they're like, shut up, you're not disabled.
And then people want to be doctors are like, well, what bone is it? Like, like, you know what bone I'm talking about?
No, you're lightly less abled. There's lots of bones, there are lots of box And I did ask him. I was like, what bone did you break it? He said the radius? And I was like, oh, I'm familiar with that.
You were familiar, I mean, and let's be honest, aren't we still questioning if it's really broken? Well, I can sailing that arm around like chicken.
The other day I got him amy. I was playing music and because we're on the road, I was playing music on the bus and I was like, let's just see and I started playing no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, And he was up doing full chicken dance before you even realized he shouldn't have been held it.
You can do the chicken dance. It doesn't infect your radius bone.
Okay, So you would like people stop asking you about your arm.
Just when you're out and about and you see someone handicapped, don't ask him what happened to you?
First of all, Okay, I like to ask you. Stopped saying your handicap.
Okay, I won't say that I'm handicapped. But if someone looks injured, don't ask them about their injury. They may not want to talk about it. I don't even think it was traumatic for you. It's the fall, oh dude, it was terrible. It was the skating rink. And then when I fell, no one stopped to help me. I had to get myself up and get to the side of the rink and go sit down all on my own.
It wasn't a car accident. It was not a car accident. Hey, everybody, thank you. Tomorrow, Lady Wilson is on the show. Hope you guys have a great rest of the day. Goodbye, everybody. Above the Bone Shoe the Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced, and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
