The Bobby Bones ShowThurs Part 2: Bobby's Sponsoring Something New + A New King of Cringe!
Find out the new thing Bobby is sponsoring that involves fishing! Plus, Lunchbox says there is a new King of Cringe at work and more!
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I want to go to a list of household items that are bad that could kill your animals you don't even know. The crazy one for me was grapes because want Stanley had a grape and called doctor Joseie my vet and she was like, get him to the emergency room because.
Great grateful kill a dog. Is it all grapes or just seeds? No grapes, Oh my goodness.
And I forget why exactly, but she'd be like, grape out so here. Some of them are garlic and onions, which hm hm the little onion when whenever we chop them, chop them. Sometimes my wife her eyes water, I have glasses.
I didn't mind. No water so bad.
They'll fall on the ground and they're like, I didn't realize that that was so bad for them. But the Cornell Feline Health Center in the American Kennel club had this whole list.
If any signs of.
Like drooling, bombing, diarrhea, lethargy, trouble walking, difficulty breathing, seizures, any out of character behavior, if any of this stuff happens. But a grape got anyway, but onions raisins because the raisin is a grape, so it must be.
Something in it, not just a big not just a big cherries. I knew that one. What you did.
I always like Stanley like tai cherry stem. That's hilarious to me when he does it makes it a heart.
Who does that? Stanley? This is bar trick.
Alavira Alavera.
I like how you said that though. Is it that said Arkansas? Yeah, Alvira, that was cool.
Though I say it you said, I said Alvera, Alvera.
We just call it alo sometimes. You know, plant caffeine like a coat, like anything.
Yeah, dryer sheets, eucalyptic eucalyptus, which means like vapor rub type of stuff, even the non name brand. Or when we go to the pharmacy generic, Yes, would you like generic? I would's the exact same thing, just cheaper mustard. Whoa It can make your animals really really sick, homemade playtough.
But what why? What? What?
Who makes homemade homemade?
Yeah, xylotol, which is birch sugar lilies, and Medoxi doll mind Minoxi doll hair treatment, hair lost treatment, minoxidol, monoxidal.
I'm not even trying to say that. I don't know hair lost treatment.
So we just have to worry about Eddie's dog.
No, Eddie doesn't care anymore. Shaved head, dude, no worries anymore. I worry about my al. That's so wrong. So yeah, uh, there there's that. I just wanted to put that out of the public service announcement. There was this document, and the document said Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey were breaking up on this date. I told everybody, there's no chances is real. We had a whole debate yesterday on the podcast. If you go to the podcast, we spent half an hour talking about what could and couldn't be true. There was an update, so we know the document went viral. It was that Kelsey's publicists planned to break up with Taylor Swift, and I was like, that's not true. There's no chance this would get leaked even if it were a thing. So now Travis Kelsey's reps double down about the forged PR document. It's now been deleted from Reddit, which can't happen if you.
You can know the right strings to pull.
But I'm telling you and I Lunchbox is smiling because he knows where I'm going. I don't think it's real. I still don't think it's real. If it was so so so fake, I would just ignore it, just leave it alone. I would just ignore it and it would just go away. I still think it's fake. But if it was so fake, so.
You just ignore it and then stay together, because like you're not breaking up, and.
Who cares about anything else that's not It's so it's so not real in my mind, even by looking at it, I was like, they look like somebody just type something to hit print. But you ignore something like that when it is so ridiculous, you don't pay it any mind.
As my grandma used to say, So, what are you saying about the double down? I'm saying that either they really are like that.
Travis went to them and said, I don't care what you guys say, just take it down and doesn't make me feel good.
Even though they're like just just let it go, or I don't think it's real.
I don't think it's real, but this does at least there's a tiny little flag that goes either Travis's feelings will really hurt, really got them in this field.
He's like, I don't like just to be them, or there's something to it.
Because there are a lot of things in my life and my career that come out about me. They're absolutely fake. There are times when people get we'll do these stories about you know what, bi bones, not even from Arkansas.
I didn't even gro up poor, grow up a rich kids.
It's these things that are They are so absurdly false that I don't even address them, even if they get printed somewhere, because I don't want any attention for me saying it, going to it.
I don't know. Days they are like double I don't know, man.
Now, you know when you you feel defensive is when you're guilty.
Yeah, when it really hurts their feelings.
Not always, because I will be defensive just depending you are right eighty three percent of the time, but there is that seventeen percent where it hits me. Once I heard a very famous person talking and making fun of people on food stamps. I got very defensive because I grew up on food stamps. I was pissed. Now, I was defensive for people that didn't have privilege to have regular food and money. Now that was but that was true. That's like an example I can think of, give you the truth. But that's most of the time I get defensive. It's because I'm lie.
I'm lying.
Yeah, to go to the extremes to get it scrubbed off a Reddit. Yeah, that tells you, man. I am worried about that being out there, and this is bad news.
I'm not gonna go there yet, but I'm not coming over.
The train is gained in state.
Homeowner receives complaints after setting up a Halloween display in August. So, first of all, hilarious they're doing Halloween now, but also everybody else in the neighborhood relax, relax, reporting him to the h O A.
August is mid to late. August is early, but it's okay.
The grocery stores have stuff out.
They do, yes, they do.
In August.
They had Halloween.
It could even be annoying, but it's okay. Yeah, if you're doing it in March. Totally felt that the time I paid Daddy to keep a Santa Claus up till March.
I made a lot of neighbors mad.
Yes, I could understand because it was a big, puffy Santa Claus, just like waving. But I just kept giving Eddye like twenty bucks at a time every day. Keep it up, keep it up. Hilarious. So but everybody needs to relax. It's it's hilarious and like takius crap. That's why I like it. An Ohio homeowner says she's received multiple complaints from community members for putting up her annual Halloween display earlier than usual.
It's massive too, by the way.
Okay, And to her point, if you're doing something really massive like that, you want to be able to enjoy it for.
A little bit.
What are this work in and you just want to like take it down?
Is it the big skeleton? It's not only that.
It looks like they're having a flea market on her front yard and all the people are dead.
It's like little tents and like people.
It's really like they're having some sort of a public gathering. That's awesome, but it's all like dead people and balloons and stuff, you know.
Justice. Her name is Mary and Peters. Justice for Mary and Peters.
Oh wow yeah, yeah, even for you. That's a lot right, Yeah, so mid August it's early, but I say it's still within rules. Don't be as they would say, Karen, justice for Mary and Peters and justice for Taylor and Travis, just for everybody stories the Mega million seven hundred and forty million it hit, huh or did it not hit?
This is seven hundred forty million.
Oh wait, the Mega Million's jackpot is growing. No, oh, it says hit seven forty million, So that means that number.
Yeah, you know what.
I was gonna play them not anymore. They could use me seven hundred and forty million. It's not like in a billion bucks all the time. So in real life, if we were to hear the seven hundred and forty million, we'd freak out, probably peel a little, or like seven forty and lottery, come on, heck, can you hear?
Right?
But then someone wins.
It's like seeing one of.
These actors or actresses and being like, they're not that good looking, they're just okay. But in real life we'd be like, oh my god, because we just get so jaded. But yeah, no, it is the seventh largest jackpot in the history At the game, two tickets sold in Michigan and Kansas that match five of six one a million bucks each.
But it is now seven to forty. Hey are you playing?
Oh yeah, Friday, I'll be in there.
Big.
Would you have been in regardless in every but.
I wouldn't go as big. That's the thing, like, when it gets to this big, I gotta have more opt I gotta.
Have more tickets. Do you check them all in imediately? What is your system in check and marking them off?
Oh?
Check them immediately.
And do you put a pen like this one every single one, Matt, Yeah.
And then X through it or a highlight or I circle the ones that I got a number of, Circle that number, circle that.
Number, definitely define right name Judge Walter.
And then I wake up the next morning and the first thing I do is check the website to see if someone won, because I'm like, if I didn't win, maybe it'll roll over and it'll be a big pot the next time.
And when no one wins, I'm like, yes.
And whenever I see California winter again, I'm like, I hate that.
Stagg riged health experts suggests you take showers at night instead of the morning, because warm showers trigger mellow tone and the hormone that.
Keeps you and makes you go to sleep. Oh.
Your body then cools down as you dry off with a towel. The combination of those effects give you better quality sleep. Another benefit of the night showers is a removal of dirt, sweat, and pollutants that you accumulated through the day. As somebody has allergies, bad allergy all they cheat my my all Energyess calls it.
Bed standard cleanliness or something. There's some term she has or I have to.
It's like get clean before bed because you have stuff all over your body even if you walk outside with the dogs.
That makes sense.
Yeah, I forget. I forget the word. That's from mental floss. I'll think of what it is.
Veganism is waning.
If you believe all the hype, you think the veganism is just extremely popular, not so much.
I'm not a hater. It's hard. I think that's why a lot of people don't do it. And also I like meat.
It's why I don't watch those documentaries like I'll watch a lot of documentaries that make me go I'm gonna change my life because I saw that.
I will not watch one about meat. You know why I love meat so much. It's good.
And if I'm ignorant about what's actually happening, yeah.
Well I'm just ignorant.
Nothing is actually changing, But our researchers say that it's it's tough. Mike D is a vegan. Mike D's been a vegan for how many years now? Seven years? And his veganism isn't because he's you know, like attracted to broccoli sexual year and which, although that would be interesting, he was like, I want to put myself on a on a plan, be disciplined. And he lost over one hundred pounds by walking, then jogging, eating. It's it's really amazing to see. And that was the boundaries he was able to create for himself. I'm accurate on that. You just stay within that. I said yesterday, I hit I dropped twenty pounds. I've lost twenty pounds.
Wow, overnight.
No, it's taken so long. It's been so hard. I was on a medication for OCD, my OCD. Who knew I had OCD? Huh that was so bad?
Oh? Wait, you guys have you guys had a feeling.
I did not know until it was I won't say too late. It's not like I died, but I that medication. I was putting on so much weight as slow mom metabolism down. I was like, why am I gaining all this weight? And my wife's like, did you what's the name of it? I was like, I don't know. She's like, well, did you google it? I was like, well, I know the name of it. How do I google it? I'm just taking the pills. And I gained. I was heavier than I I've ever been, and as if yesterday, I've lost twenty pounds in the healthiest way possible because I exercise fine. I eat the same. But the only thing that I've done is adjust my times on when I eat. I have I don't eat after six thirty pm. There's just no eating after dinner. I just do not allow myself to have any snack whatsoever, get hungry.
No, no, no. I have to have strict boundaries or I will break them.
That's why I don't. I feel like I can't drink because I'll drink everything. Anybody got a beer, That's what I That's what I would do. So I it's it's been so hard. I lost twenty pounds and it's been it's been. I don't even I don't even need the class, right, thank you, thank you. It has been really hard to lose the weight twenty pounds, forty four years old, and I never like I've always been active and ate really well, Oh man, it's been tough. So I'm gonna put it back on now.
I hate it.
I'm gonna go back to the way. Really yeah, I'm gonna get back on the medication. Uh you tell me. I did feel like kind of kicked back in a couple weeks after and I was like, you know what I am?
Who I am?
So anyway, maybe the worst mess up in history. This may be the worst surgery mess up in history, because sometimes we hear about people cutting off th wrong leg, and that's like.
Removing the wrong organ when you were there for something else.
I'm glad you said that the husband died on the operating table because the surgeon removed the wrong organ.
No, no, he died.
Beverly Bryant said her husband of thirty three years underwent an emergency operation in August after he felt a sudden pain in his side while they were visiting their rental property in Florida. The issue was traced to explain the surgeon allegedly removed his liver by mistake, what causing fatal side effects in the process. The alleged medical mix up was revealed as Beverly called for civil and criminal proceedings to be brought, saying her husband died while helpless.
New York Post that, Okay, so do we know if the doctor thought he was there for a living removal or did he think that the liver.
Was the sling?
I do not know because I only have the words from that story.
I think the first one I would I would think he.
I would think so too. Didn't walk in the wrong door.
Right, there's one doors they labeled liver one spleen, and I would think that they're probably pretty close.
And I can't believe there's not a check or balances.
Don't need you have to.
You have to have a liver to live, like even I think I know what a liver looks like, and they don't look the same.
I do not have a spleen. I rupture my spleen as a child. There's the whole situation. Was in the hospital for a long time, but I'm pretty. I'm good. Yeah, not fine, but I'm good. But I know that is that is a It's extremely tragic. And I guess my question is why aren't there like three checks and balances not just one? Because sometimes you see the pilots up you get on Southwest and I had the whole doors open, and the guy's like forty two guys like, yep, forty two, all right, we're gonna do L level one, L level one, all right, I got the right shoe on, Your right shoe is on, and they're checking everything.
Just to lift off the is there? How is there not two three four people doing that in this.
The spleen way up on the left side, the lever way up on the right side. They are next to each other, but they're both rather largish as compared to the other organs and not really easy to mix up sometimes my left and right.
So I get, you know, you hold.
Your hands up.
You're not a surgeon, correct, Like if I'm turning, I'm like, no.
That that that really sucks. Really sorry to hear that. And finally, finally, and then finally a US military service member, and then now all of them because one was like, hey, col we get this they're all getting access to all NFL games this season. Nice, which I know isn't like a huge, like a million dollar news story. But let's start with this and then then let's do full mental health care. Everyone in the military military.
I mean, like wherever they are.
In the world, the nation's military personnel can ensually watching all season NFL on the Armed Forces Network. That the cool Every NFL game will be featured on a f n now on the app live on demand, which enables military personnel to stream pre charge.
That's amazing. It's so expensive to get every it really is.
And I don't think you could be wrong, but I don't think you have to be deployed to be able to get Armed Forces Network.
I think you sed to be. I think you should be having a gun on, be armed and have some force. That's it.
No, Yeah, so we're gonna start with football and then we're gonna get quality healthcare and mental health care.
That's next up.
I got good thoughts, good feelings. Only Margins in the Building were newe for season five. By the way, season four just came out. If you love only Margins of the Building, which I do, have not started it yet, I do that's what's up, and that's the news.
Bobby Stories.
This is really awkward.
From what I hear.
It happened yesterday. Yesterday, yesterday, lunchbox, go ahead.
We have a new King of Cringe, Captain of cringe, whatever you guys call me, standing in the glass room after the show yesterday. Our boss is in there and Morgan's standing there, and he looks at Morgan and goes, oh, you know, how are you and that guy that I saw you at the Stapleton concert with doing everything good there?
And so Morgan just went to a pretty bad breakup and just talked about it on the show, and she's been really sad about it.
And our boss didn't know, but he went straight out, went right at it.
Straight right at it, like, hey, how are you and that guy I met.
At the Staplo show him for thinking about though and being kind and being like, oh, I'm curious about your personal life.
Every day and going good with you guys. And it was just like everybody in the room was like, Uh, where do we go? How do we hide?
What? What did happen?
Morgan was like, we broke up the next day.
It was the next day.
It was a few days after so we broke up shortly after that.
How do you feel when he said that, you.
Know, I'm not crying, I'm doing good. I was just like, yeah, we broke up so we can change the conversation.
It was his.
Face like he was like, oh gosh, he did it last time too.
This is the funniest part is the last time, like I had ended a relationship, he did the same thing.
And he's like, dang, I'm two for two, And I was like, you are.
Maybe that's this thing.
He finds out somebody has been broken up with and just like chases him down for his own gratification. Hey, how's that going. I'm sorry that happened. But even for lunchpos to go it is cringing. It must have been really cringey. Yeah.
I don't get cringe often, but that was like whoa man? And I also thought, hey, boss, who listened to the show?
He can't all the time he travels the world.
There's podcasts you can get anywhere you go. iHeartRadio.
I hear you great.
True.
Do you think that he should listen to every minute of the show, every day, every minute?
Probably that'd be tough. I don't even do that And I'm here, I'm doing this.
But that was a huge deal. And the fact that he just brought up, and I mean everybody in that room was just like, okoy.
Like that's awkward.
Yesterday we were doing a charity thing and there is a person who donated a bunch of money to an organization that I do a lot of work with wags and walks animals, and so Eddie and I take this guy to play golf and God pulls up the opposite way on a golf cart. Play golf in it a year, like literally a year, but a guy pulls up on a golf card. He goes, hey, Burt, how's it going good to see you again?
See you yeah, Bert?
Yeah, and Bert, I'm not. I'm not. I don't want it to be awkward.
And maybe I thought my name is Burt and I don't expect everybody and know who I am. But it was just He's like, hey, Burt, and I was like, I'm just gonna be Burt for a minute. I don't want it to be awkward, and so I was like, oh, yeah, good good, And I could feel him realize he called me the wrong name. About two thirds of the way through. Then it was awkward because I didn't want him to feel awkward. I was just gonna be Burt and hopefully he didn't even he just thought, my name is Burt. That's nice of you, and then well yeah, but then I saw him go, oh his name that Burt, like.
I could feel. Yeah.
I was just I just kind of I just kind of freedom and was like, go, good to see you, man.
Okay, So he never circled back with like, oh it's Bobby.
Or no, because I don't. I think he hopes I didn't heart maybe just heard, but everyone heard the straight burted me though, and I I'm happy to be somebody's Burt. I just didn't like it he realized that wasn't Burt, because that made me feel awkward that he fell awkward, and I don't like them. I want to talk about animals passing diseases to humans, which we hope doesn't happen. Doctor Josie has a podcast and she had doctor Isabella on, who's an er vet man anything er human animals. That is some intense stuff, and they were talking about the realities of what can happen when a pet passes a disease to a human.
Here you go one of the nurses we work with. Her old veterinarian that she worked with lost to kidney. She contracted leptosporosis from one of her patients.
Usually, I find that I'll go through this whole spiel with my clients, and as soon as I say they can give it to you, they're like, absolutely not vaccinated.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I guess I don't, you know, because sometimes I'll like liak my dog's nose, or go smell their poop and stuff like other dogs. I want them to feel like I'm one of their Yeah, yeah, And I never think about getting a disease. No, But I mean, that's crazy that you can get something like loss of kidney. Yeah, I don't really like my dog's poop or smeller poop. For the record, Yeah, for the record, that's Joki joke.
I do again.
This is doctor Isabella, that's a guest, and she's talking about putting your animals in truck beds, which I think we used to do a lot. You go somewhere to get the truck and kids arkies all Keith, Yeah, dogs all Keith. We had a bunch of bird dogs and he pulled up tailgate down slap truck. Don't get in we go, but she talks about that, but also why you don't do it with a leash as well.
Here you go.
I saw a dog who was in the bed of a truck. Do you either fell out or jumped out? And she ended up actually being dragged by the truck for only one hundred feet and she came in with severe burn wounds all over her body. She did great, but she was hospitalized for a long time.
So she heads up I love dogs obviously.
This podcast is called it Podcast in the Vets Office with doctor Josie, and they do talk about vaccinating your pets for rabies and again the same thing you like disease.
Here, if you contract rabies as a human and you don't get treated right away, like you will die. There is not a cure. You just had a case last week of a cat having a bat in its mouth.
Yep, the family solve the cat with a live bat in its mouth.
He's like running by, like hey, guys, like what I got.
And bats are number one carmon carrier of rabies. So that cat had to come into the hospital and get boosted, not only for the safety of the pets, but like if you have kids in your home, you got to vaccinate them so that we can be protected as well.
In the VETS office with doctor Josie. Search for it. It's really good.
Speaking of animals, I have I have a big Naunca personal announcement here. I am now going to be the official sponsor of the Mountainpon High School fishing team.
What that's right? Breaking news? Breaking news?
What does that mean?
I'm just paying for like the boats and stuff.
It's so just like the poles, like a big well.
You have your own rods and reels mostly provide that.
No.
Look as most people these are like fishing tournaments and it costs her to go and the school doesn't. And high school fishing where I'm from is a thing. Didn't know that they were jerseys. It's like it's not like a football jersey, but they have. So I'm gonna be the official sponsor of our high school fishing team. And the only deal I made is after wear my hat. That's so we're gonna catch a crap out of some fish. This is how redneck it was where I'm from. We'd see the trout truck drive by during school when they were going to stock trout on at the lake and you don't even go and check in the office. Everybody jumps in their car and they know what if you follow the trout truck, you just go because they release them out of the bag and you're supposed to have trout stamps. Not saying that we didn't did or didn't have stamps, but that everyone just left. No checking out. You're gonna let We didn't get to check out anybody. We never had off campus eating. You couldn't go eat lunch. Even as seniors. You didn't leave. The only two times it was allowed, it was one if you saw the trout truck drive by.
They never questioned it. They realized everybody just left to go.
A stamp.
You have to have license catch fish on the lieaid. You need a certain amount of stamps you catch that many trout.
Okay, it was like in your little fishing book.
What are you.
I don't know, I genuinely asked.
I would say, for the most part, it's not like a stamp. It's like a like a sticker stamp unless they've changed. So, yeah, you have to buy a certain amount of trout.
Like you had to walk up to the lake and show them your sticker and then you got to go in.
No, no, it's not like a ticket. No no, no, no, no, you better have your test.
Okay, thank you for helping me understand.
I know nothing about trout Day.
Well, it's not an actual holiday, and we wouldn't even know that the trout truck was that they were stalking. Saw first, if anybody saw it, you'd be like, go and just get in your car and you go down to the ramp. The poor driver, they're like, oh no, they knew because there was one way in and it was right by Mountain Pine High School and you had to drive right by it. And if anybody saw the trout truck, they knew what was going on. And then we cash start in our ticket. We walked to the carousel, and then we got to go fishing. Hey, so when's your first tournament?
That was so January? It's awesome.
Oh wow, yeah, ice fishing. Now there's none. We have a fantasy football draft tonight and our our league commissioner, Amy said the draft during the first game, which which doesn't make sense to you probably, but we're like, what's happening.
It makes no sense, makes no sense.
So that's not why I bring it up. Fantasy's back. We love fantasy football. A lot of us play here. Eddie has a.
Team in our league called the Tampa Bay Tampons. Do you know a boy this?
No, but who came up with that? He came up with that?
I did, yeah, but he always has. I've also had the San Francisco sixty nine ers.
Huh.
That's kind of just this is like you're saying, yeah, to have funny names, you know, for the team.
But it's not funny teams like.
Pull your pants down in golf, like Jared Goff, Like that'd be like a cough sure, Like people do that all the time. Sometimes they do player names. Eddie Shitster's like gross. Yeah, It's like he doesn't even he's not even a Tampa Bay fan.
He just wants to. So he's the Tampa Bay Tampons in our league. Uh huh.
And again he's and before that, he was the San Franco sixty nine Ers.
Did your parents or you're in last see or yeah. My mother in law she's like, let me see your fantasy team. And I showed her.
She's like, you're the sixty nine ers, And I was like, yeah, yeah, but look at this team.
I kind of brushed it off and then she moved on.
Now you're the Tampa No, no, no, no, we just wait for this one.
So he's in a league, now, your father son league. Oh it's so cool, man.
There's like fourteen of his friends and their dads Like, so we have like me and my son have a team, and then his friends and their dads have teams.
You see this Dallas Cowboys.
While hearing me sign that no ceedy lamb uh wide receiver the Dallas Cowboys. Okay, so I need you to know this as we move forward to the segment. So I've assigned ceedee lamb ball there so it gets this is a father and son league.
How old is the son which is on He's eleven.
Okay, so Eddie has sixty nine ers Tampa Bay Tampons. But now you need to now I need a team name for this team.
Yeah, it's a dude, it's a you know, a joint team.
Me and my son and other sons, dad, other sons, other dads all they all go to school together. Well, and the thing is, there's no secret that they know that we're Dallas Cowboys fans. Like all the dads know we're Cowboys fans, like the kids in the Dad the kids know that my son's a Cowboys fan, saying kids again.
Yeah, everyone in the league. Right.
So I thought it'd be cool to call our team c D's nuts over c D Lamb. And the cool thing is we amy we drafted ceed Lamb. Who's the Cowboys receiver?
Nuts?
Yeah, nuts, c D's nuts nuts.
He might have I don't know, there's a big market for this, might have found the ability and skill of naming the funniest teams.
Ever.
They're also a little gross, and c d's nuts are not gross, but with kids, these nuts.
My son doesn't want it, and I think, like, dude, he's the one that doesn't want toys.
Like dad, we can't do that, Like that's can't do And I'm like, I think it's so perfect. Ce D Lamb is our is our star player. Seed's nuts is hilarious.
If he doesn't like it, then you need to find something new.
It should be the opposite. The kids should be like, Dad, listen to our team CD's nuts.
Why don't you do?
Mary had a little Lamb?
No that makes otherwise they get just be Eddie and his son.
No, no, no, because ceed Lamb.
So if she's saying, oh, that's actually pretty good, it's not. It's not. Actually it would be CD had a little lamb.
Sure, however you want to do it. I was trying to make it by c D Lamb.
Mary had a little ce D Lamb. No, no, or CD if she were doing Amy's I think it would be ce D had.
A little Lamb.
And he's like Mary had sex and think it.
You don't think these nuts is funny?
We do, but your son doesn't want it. So I was trying to come up with something.
About the sun.
It's a whole family thing of kids, and and Eddie wants to put a D's Nuts team in there.
I think it's part of us as parents to show them what funny is. Like, you know, like this, but you're you're not the funny judge of other kids in the league. But dude, you've been in fantasy football league for how long? But there are other kids, is my point?
Remember the Steve loves like, we do funny stuff in fantasy leagues, and for the rest of these kids' lives, they're gonna be coming.
Up with you.
Now, it's not you're the helicopter parent.
Which looks crazy, and that you want to put a team name with other kids of these nuts. I think these Nuts is hilarious. I still love By the way, here's a clip of yesterday on the show. Scuba, Steve and I weren't here and the goal is to get somebody to say who and then you go D's Nuts and we've been doing it. We would get into fist fights almost with each other because this game would last forever and it'd be on the island. If you're the last one, you'd be humiliated because you're on the island.
We would go to Vegas, wouldn't speak for three hours because who.
So this is before the show started, me talking to Scuba, who is still the greatest victim?
Go ahead, you know what's great? Oh my god, you know I talked to the US.
I can't do it.
The word man, I got Scooba things all Why you want me to book them?
Did Rod ask you about book both of these nuts? You run an audio on any of you.
Got you gotta with the one too. I've never heard of this good. Yeah, both of these nuts.
Anyway, c D's Nuts is hilarious. What what what if I changed the name for like one day. See if anyone says anything, because I'm in charge of our team. Like my kid doesn't have the app. I've got all the control.
CD had a little lambs funny too from the clean party.
Hey yeah, I was trying to just you know, make it for kids.
CD had a little lamb. It's just not the fantasy.
Football the nursery rhyme.
Yeah yeah, but I mean you have You can't be Tampa tampons or I'm not gonna do the tampons in their league, but you gonna do these nuts.
That's funny though many but tampon though, that's something that shouldn't be a stigma. And you're like, I'm not doing that one.
That's too much. But he's nuts.
You're like, well, tampons for a bunch of teenage boys, know what that is? This is a whole nother subject.
Bobby Bone Show.
Today.
This story comes to us from Georgia. A man broke into a home Tuesday night, ran sacking and steeling some expensive clothing, some jewelry, and then on the coffee table there's a book about Greek mythology.
Obviously interest Robin.
He's like, hold on, let me sit down and start reading this and as he's reading it, the homeowner came in and busted him.
That's funny. You got distracted, that's funny. No, he was curious distraction, actually wanting to learn and better himself.
I'm lunch box. That's your bonehead story of the day.
We have two birthdays on the show today. First of all, Ray Moon Nights. How old are you Raymundo.
Thirty nine years oldsca man is age.
No, that's not true, woman her age.
We all tell our age here.
Oh yeah, but.
Even it's weird to say Raymundo, by the way, fun fact, not Hispanic or Latino, yes, at all, like zero. He did a test once, one of those hey check out your history, your genealogy, and it was like point one Latin America, and he's like, you know what, I'm Ray from the Midwest, but now I'm Ray Mundo, and for some reason it is stuck. And everybody think because Eddie's Mexican, yeah, Ray Mundo's Eddie.
Yeah, And it's annoying.
Yea, it is our Midwestern white Raymundo, thirty nine years old.
Do you do anything to celebrate?
Uh?
Yeah, I told my wife I wanted to have dinner by the train track. It's a really cool restaurant.
And that's about it. Oh, what's the what's the place?
Do you know?
I wish I could tell you the name.
I usually just go into him and she says it had a good yelp, and we walk in and eat and leave.
And I couldn't even tell you what it's not literally sitting by a train track eating dinner though it really is. No, no, But it's a restaurant. It's a restaurant by the train.
It's the train that Johnny Cash and everybody used to ride into Nashville back in the day.
I never heard of it. Tell me more, we know, we know more. It only picks up it right now. No, no, no, anymore right now. But when you learn more about it, the name of it. Johnny Cash wrote a training in Nashville. That's what I'm just stoping them because he's just saying. So when you do find out really cool stuff.
In the name of it, maybe that's a fun fact on the menu.
Yeah, happy birthday, y, that's cool. Also Abby's birthdays and screen rend producer Abby Abby, what do you do for your birthday?
My boyfriend's gonna cook me dinner tonight. And then we're gonna go to a fancy restaurant.
Oh was there a train track involved? I don't think so. Do you know it's a super restaurant race talking about?
No, I really don't.
It does exist at midnight tonight, eleven Central midnight tonight. Abby's new song ex Boyfriend material, that's what it's called for.
A material comes out.
It'll be streaming on all services.
That's awesome that you've tied it into your birthday. I know I kind of did them on purpose, yet there you really did I did. Yeah, it's like that's a birthday present to myself.
Happy birthday. I'll listen to it once tomorrow. Present. Thank you, Thank you?
All right, Abby, Ray, everybody here loves you. Guys do a great job on the show. You're great people. And happy birthday. And Ray, I gotta know more about that training.
Okay, Yeah, I got it, But.
I don't know if I want to put it on blast.
Why it's a restaurant. You don't want to say the name of it. It's like a local business. I'd like to be able to get reservations. Okay you think you saying it is gonna yeah? Okay, So okay, also let me ask this.
You would rather you be able to get reservations forever than a local business actually have consistent success.
It's been in business since Johnny Cash was around.
What's It's just fine? That's the place, the depot. I've been there to the depot, yeah, a few times. Is it by the train tracks?
Is it is the john Yeah? I don't know every day.
That's why I didn't continued.
Do you know what it is?
It's a good restaurant, though you can get on an open table too. Is that where you guys book it?
Probably? Yeah? All right, that's it. Morgan wants on the podcast.
Lunchbox, has a favor to ask of you?
Yes, and he always leads to with uh, never asked for favors, But about once a week he says, I never asked for favors, a.
Go ahead, Amy gave everybody an iPhone hack.
Yes.
And you shared a list of household items that are bad for dogs.
Yes. And we talk more about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift and if they're breaking up, and there is a new clue that makes me think there could be something. I still don't believe it, but there could be something to it, all right, so you guys. Tomorrow Boy, Buddy Boy Show, Bobby Bones, The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
