Find out the favor Lunchbox asked Bobby for about a reality TV show coming to town soon... Then, hear what Amy witness someone get in trouble for on a plane and more!
Transmitting this guy, welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio Morning. Why everybody's here? Jeff Bezos bought a new eighty million dollar private jet. He's the Amazon guy. Eighty million dollars. That's crazy. It's probably like fifteen bucks to lunchbox if we're just comparing it, because I know you're getting to like that. W be awesome.
Maybe he got a little light on his bike or something best unbox, maybe added a little more into his bike.
That would be the price of him getting his plane.
Meaning how much money Bezos has got eighty millions? Wild? So how big of a plane?
What has it does?
Is it like time travel because that would be worth eighty million, But Jeff Bezos has eighty million dollar private jet. Amazon founder. They were it's a gulf Stream G seven hundred. I'm trying to I don't. It gives me a bunch of stuff like mock o point nine. I don't know that stuff now, I know what it means. I don't know what it means. But Mark, you guys are so annoying because you don't either, and you know what I meant. It has it's whisper quiet. There are five living areas, including a master suite with a bed, bathroom and shower, a dining area, a state room, a lounge, and a rest area for the crew. Leather seats line the cabin. There are custom finishes of wood features throughout the cabin. There's an onboard kitchen. He has two other private jets too, but they say this one stands above the rest. This is a big plane, like a big, big plane. It's a massive plane.
Yeah.
Wow, I don't.
Understand why you need five living areas on a plane. How far can you be going?
How long are you.
Gonna be on International Australia.
Okay, but you get two living rooms?
Is not enough? Well, you may have twenty people on the plane to sit in different places. I want to play PlayStation. So, yeah, you're watching a documentary twenty people.
On a plane, your friends.
I love airplane stories, like people going crazy on airplanes, Like it's my favorite story. Talk about Amy kind of has one, but it's more like weird food on the on an airplane, the.
Most the smelliest thing I think I've ever had bored a flight before.
Okay, tell the story and then let us guess.
Okay, So I'm on a Southwest flight and a guy is getting on the plane and he has like a food container and I can already smell it.
And then you know, sometimes flight attendants like stand.
In the aisle and they're helping you, like get to your seat or whatever. So the flight attendant is right behind me standing, you know, helping people get or she's standing in the row and she smells it too, and I'm thinking in my head, don't sit by me, don't sit by me, don't and he sits down. Yeah, And I mean it does not take her long to say, sir, did you really bring that sandwich on this airplane?
Like she was really annoyed by it.
Because not all sandwich of steak, by the way, but this was.
A Philly cheese steak with onions and.
No, no, no, no, no, but no, it was like I'm just telling you, it was so bad. And so, I mean, it just was one of those situations where I was like, Okay, what are you gonna do? And she even like separated. She's like, sir, you're gonna have to like figure something out with that. And she's like and I'm going to go ahead and go back here to the back of the plane and find a new spot.
Wait, they can tell you not to eat a certain sandwich.
No, she told him to figure something out with it.
But that means yeah, waiting or something out.
I can tell you what he did.
Okay, okay, you want to guess, Yeah, okay, he said, Oh okay, fine, I didn't know. I don't fly that often. You can take the sandwich to the back and throw it.
Away from me.
There's no chance he did that.
She told him, Hey, we're actually this is where we were group A there, we have some time. You can go ahead and go off the plane, eat the sandwich real quick and then come back on chance.
Or he opened it up.
And scarfed it down faster than I've seen someone eat anything, and then looked at me and the flight attendant and said, the smelly's all in my belly.
That's it. That's funny. And I like that guy me too. I totally flipped on how I feel about him, big fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to follow his Instagram because I'm down for the smellies in my belly if to see I love that guy. I hate him from it. I love him now. Yeah boar, well, he probably isn't a bad I'm sure it's like the whole comment and trapped in that thing for a while. When you open it, it's probably like all fighting you get out of prison.
I mean, the smell was fighting even in the you know, the little plastic he said, the smelly is in my bell I think it went more like this, all good now, the smelly's.
In my belly, like to describe his patreon, Is that kind of guy I need to follow.
Yeah, but just a reminder, don't bring smelly food on airplanes.
Was he nice?
Yeah, he was nice.
Sounds like he was like he's funny.
As I watched the comedy special, I'm just a normal guy.
But smelly's in my belly.
I suck.
He redeemed himself with the comment, let's get started.
You're glad you guys are here. We got a good show. I'm not lying about that good Anonymous in BA there the question to be well man, Hello Bobby Bones. I need help because I'm terrified of making the wrong move here. I'm an eleventh grade high school history teacher. I have a problem with a seventeen year old student. Pretty good student, but has made it quite clear she's got her sights on me romantically. I've made sure to never be alone with her, but this has gone on since the beginning of the new school year. I'm afraid if I rebuff her, she'll be hurt and start making accusations. I'm not stupid, I have zero interest and this needs to stop. But how do I do this? Signed mister A Anonymous. You are already doing the thing that you need to do. There are two things that I would do here. Number one, continue on here. Make sure that you're never alone, because this situation could get really if nothing has happened and you don't want it to happen. And we all know somebody when they get that little crazy twinkle on their eye. I'm not saying that's here, but we know it crazy when we see one. Sometimes we're crazy, but for different reasons. So you're making the right move. And this doesn't have to be a teacher, This could be any situation like this. Don't be alone. Number two, I would confide in your superior whomever that is. Principle is superintended. Hey, I feel this way. I don't want to do anything about it because nothing needs to be done, but I just want this to be said that I know this is possibly in this mind. So if you need to know this is happening the end, So that's it. Those are the two steps you need to do. This is not going to be the only time this happens, because, as I can tell, mister Anonymous, you're quite the looker find a charmer, and people are attracted to lookers and charmers. I just would not be alone with her, There's no real reason to be. And if it comes to the situation, I would ma sure someone else is in the room, but not announce it like I must have somebody here because I feel scared. And then I would like a doctor who's a man with a female patient. A lot of times they have to have another somebody else in the room just because. But you're good. I think what you're doing is exactly right. I would let somebody know though above you you feel the same way, not just send it off to your favorite radio show, our podcast. We do appreciate that. We do appreciate it documented. Yes, I would document it elsewhere too, But good for you for understanding and being aware and making sure that nothing odd happens. We all know an oddball can be an oddball, and we can always identify those possible oddballs, can't we. Yeah, they're right, on the edge.
Sometimes you can't.
I don't know I can most of the time. Thank you for that. I've heard of the singer Frouksarra never. Yeah, it's Freddy Mercury. That's his name exactly. That's why I'm about Freddy Mercury. September fifth, nineteen forty six. He was born. Today would have been his birthday. Wow, so happy birthday, Freddie Mercury. Queen had so many If Queen started over today, they'd still be a massive hit. There's only a few artists I feel like I could do that. Queen is one of them. I'm going to give you the person's real name, a little bit about him. See if you know who it really is. The first one is it's an example. Gary Vernon Jr. Is best known for being the lead vocalist of a famous country band. His stage name was taken from the studio console label for his lead vocal track an Example. We got five of these here. Aubrey Graham is the real name of what famous Canadian who has been credited with popularizing R and B sensibilities and hip hop artists. For the Aubrey Graham Famous Canadian.
I'm in.
Amy Drake Ed Drake lunchbox Drake, It's Drake. May you haven't no mo? Yeah, man start it? What pop singer's real name is Catherine Elizabeth Hudson. One of the best selling music artists of all time, having sold over one hundred and forty three million units worldwide. Katherine Elizabeth Hudson. What Katherine Elizabeth Hudson of the fact, Yeah, the description. Yeah, one of the best selling music artists of all time, having sold over one hundred and forty three million units. That's a lot of units.
Units. What that means.
It's just different now because it used to be CDs. It could have been tapes. Now streams are all A stream can be a unit. Well, it's certain amount of streams equals like one sent. So yeah, the unit is kind of the measurement. Catherine Elizabeth Hedson What oh k okay? Amy selling on couldn't be more wrong, Eddie, Katy Perry.
I had Mariah Carey, but then you said units, and so I went with Katy Perry.
Because I said units.
Yeah, changer.
I said units every time, I know, but the first time I didn't hear units, so I once I heard it again, I changed to Katy Perry. Why Why is that why you would have said albums sold albums.
When Mariah Carey was popular, she sold albums.
That's I think that's a pretty good context clue to Chase Katy Perry is correct. Oh yeah, what American pop singer and actor's real name is Stephanie Joanne Angelina Germanada? What on earth? She started performing as a teenager by singing open mic nights and acting in school plays. Stephanie Joanne Angelina, Germanada.
I think I'm in units.
And I'm in the wind.
Lady Gaga, j Lo Eddie, Lady Gotta, Lady gott It is okay, Eddie takes the least stupid.
I forgot she's an actress. She's been in that one movie.
There have been in many movies. Oh really, Yeah, she did the Versace. She did Joker Part nine that comes out she's singing in that.
She was only in that one.
Star Born starbarn I call the Joker nine. So what famous billionaire rapper an entrepreneur's real name is Sean Carter?
WHOA I'm in for the word.
What famous billionaire rapper and entrepreneur's real name is Sean Carter? Eddie with a one point leads, So you guys to climb back into this. There's no way. His last name is Carter. I'm in lunch talks. Probably knows that somebody go to him last Amy.
Puff, Naddy, Puffy, Daddy, Pipy.
I don't know what it is right now.
Which one do you think it is? Right now? Daddy Daddy, Eddie, pit Bull, pit Bull, pick one, pit Bull, lunchbox j Z, It's jay Z. His name is Sean, Sean Carter. I ran Amy on the goose Chase.
It that.
I like that too, made me have a good time for a minute. Audrey Perry Audrey Perry, one of the most successful country music artists of all time, having sold almost fifty million albums worldwide. Oh what's her? What's her stage name? Because the real name is Audrey Perry.
But how many units is that?
I don't have the conversion, Amy, I'll be honest, Audrey Perry, Audrey Perry, right now, Eddie three, lunchbox three, Amy two? Final question. I have a guess I'm in.
Remember the wind? Oh I missed it, Amy, I missed it.
Put pardon Eddie. Oh shoot, it might be faith Hill, but I have Reba it is your faith hill dang what she sold that many Audrey Perry should have been what shocked you know that she sold that many? Auss was big man, I didn't write she was that big sudden death, which we.
All three of us.
No, I don't think I'm in it.
Yeah, three three three, I'm back. The mood change real quick.
There final one buzz in and stop the question any time. Reginald Kenneth Dwight. It's his real name, Reginald Amy Snoop Dogg. I don't know, you really wasted an opportunity to win the.
Game that was. I mean, you were back, but now you're gone again.
Reginald Kenneth Dwight is what famous British singer songwriter Lunchbox Lunchbox and she it wow, so wrong.
You're not British.
He has sold over three hundred million records worldwide, making him one of the best selling music artists of all time. Reginald Reginald Kenneth Dwight. That is Elton John's real name. Is that your guest? Yeah, that's right.
No, it's time for the good news.
Brandon Vassar.
Not only is he a firefighter hero, he's also a really good guy. He lives in Stillwater, Oklahoma, and one night he's walking the neighborhood and he sees an older lady trying to mow her lawn.
She's struggling. Man, she's trying. She's not doing very well. So what does he do?
He doesn't walk past her. He says, ma'am, can I help you? She says, oh, I'd really appreciate that. So he grabs the lawn mower mows her entire lawn and somebody, I guess one of the neighbors caught her on camera. So then they put it on social media. People are like, who is this guy? The firefighter? They're like, they're proud, this is our firefighter. That is really cool that anybody would do that. Also, poor lady havinghim out moro own yard.
Yeah, don't worry about what happened to her. That's sad. Yeah, And then I get sad. I know it's sad. I don't want to get for her. What's the guy's name? His name is Brandon Vassar, Random Vasar. Shout out to you, buddy. That is what it's all about, was tell me something good. Lunchbox always starts with I never ask you for a favor man, but he always asks for a lot of favors. And so you never asked me for a fake. I got it. You never asked me for a favor bike.
I never asked her.
You always ask, but you lead it with I never asked for a favor. This time, I'm going to ask for a favor. I'm gonna step out and ask for a favorite. You will always do that.
I never do.
But I saw on Instagram that Survivor is coming to Nashville.
What do you mean Survivor They have like these like Survive Broadway without getting like a they have like a.
Like I don't know if it's a convention or what they do at it, but Jeff Propes is gonna be in Nashville.
It's the show. They're not like doing Survivor.
No, no, no, it's like where you can try one of the you know, obstacle courses or whatever. That's what they're coming to Nashville. I saw Jeff Propes talking about here.
Hey, Survivor fans, you voted. I've been tallying the votes. I'm happy to say the votes are in, and as we all know, once the votes are read, the decision is final.
So I'm going to announce where.
The next survivor of him will be on September fourteenth. It will be Nashville, Tennessee. So grab all your friends and families.
So what are you asking me to do?
Bobby? I am going to ask you.
If you.
Don't like that, You've got to book Jeff Probes in the studio.
You've got to bring him in.
If he is going to be in Nashville, our backyard and we do not get the host of Survivor in here, what are we even doing a.
Bobby that's so weird. He means business.
It is serious, like when I need you, if you need again, Bobby, Bobob I need.
It's like when he says panties, I like panics to Okay, all right, you need me to book Jeff Probes.
I need you to book Jeff Probes because listen, if we don't book him, what are we even doing as a show. If we are not going to have the host of survivor, why do we even come to work? This is a what in a lifetime? This is a mount rushmore of interviews that we can have.
I have a question, So say you do bring him in?
I may freak out.
What right. So that's the thing.
Is there any way that you can just do the interview alone, Bobby without lunch.
I don't mind it when you say it, Bobby, Bobby, Yeah, I don't go. He says it some. I guess you say it enough. He never says my name, No, never Eddie.
Eddie always has bones.
I do say both. It did feel weird, Bobby, not weird? Okay. I I don't have a complete power to just be like I promise Jeff Propes will be in studio.
But well then what are we even doing?
As yourself that question? Scuba? I'll point Scuba's bird dog, a great bird dog, so we'll point him at it and he'll see what he can do. I message Jeff Propes on Instagram? Did you really I can read you the message I sent him?
WHOA What did you say?
So?
I don't I want to read to know. I don't know, Jeff Propes.
Did you say, hey, the tribe has spoken, we will on zoom or something.
No, that was Phil Cogan, the Amazing Race.
Got it definitely different. So this is what I said about to Jeff Probes. I made it act like that we knew each other.
Okay.
Interesting so that. I mean, that's how I approached it.
I wasn't like, would you say, hey, buddy.
So here's what I said, Hey, Jeffy No, Hey Bobby.
I never ask you for so.
I don't know Jeff Probes. We we know mutual people. Oh and have worked with mutual people. God, I don't even know if he knows who I am. So I let me walk you through what I wrote and you can see I did write it.
Yeah, Blue, do you want me to h Does it say scene or not?
No? Because we've never exchanged messages in the first time, you have to accept you can actually see it in a general but not be seen. I said, hey, Jeff, hope you will. Buddy just said you were coming to Nashville. We'd love to have you by our show, our studio if you have any time. I'm not sure how long you're here.
Have a great week.
Maybe that's solid BB me bb bibe.
You sign it BB Yeah, just so chill, just like chill.
Like Bobby Bones. Yeah, bybe Bobby. So. I just wanted it to be like where he's gonna be like casual. I know him, Yeah, he'll go Look. And I have one point two million followers in a blue check mark, so he'll probably be like, oh, maybe I mane him and don't remember.
That's smart, that's good.
So again, this is how I wanted him to hear it. Hey, Jeff, hope you will man, buddy just said you were coming to Nashville. Would love to have you buy our studio show if you have any time. I'm not sure how long you're here. Hey, have great week, man, BB. That's one of them. That's how I want him to take it, because I think he may think he knows me, but he really doesn't.
You should have said my buddy lunchbox.
Though he will not know what that means. Does he know you? I don't know? My name is name here? So Scoom Steel Bard Dog a little bit and I will I message him and we'll see if we can get him come by.
Is there any disappointment if it's on zoom because of travel and schedules and stuff. Here on a Saturday though, So he's probably gonna fly on Friday night and he's out by Saturday night.
I mean, he may be on vacation though he may stay for a while.
He may be and he's not going to do our show. Let me look at the date because he's here September fourteenth, fourteenth. I am gone, But let's just see who do like.
You want to talk off her about some ideas or like an interview special with just him on a Saturday.
Can you imagine Jeff Probs and lunch I would I would think I would. Yes, I would allow it, but I don't want to know about it because we can't do that to Jeff bro I.
Don't Lunchbocks could go to him, he could show up there.
No, I hear you all. This can be great, but I allow it. I just don't want I don't want anything about it. I have a very strong contact that could make it happens. Let's just see what's okay for you, buddy.
That would be incredible. If me and Probes on location, we go out to the woods. That's like we're on Survival's weird. Yeah, Like it's Jeff Propes here where he's got season forty coming up.
You think he wants to not only take time off of his whatever he's doing here, he wants to go out in the woods when some guy's never met, Well, that's where he is all the time. He's comfortable in the woods. If you go to TikTok and you type in iPhone hacks. You learn stuff about you gryphone all the time. There are so many things I learned all the time. I forget them pretty quickly, but I'm like, wow, the iPhone does that. Amy has another one that I did not know.
Yeah, I hidden photo album. Did you know that was the thing?
Sound shady but listening, Yeah, I know how it can sound shady, but to also be useful, because.
If you're shady, if very useful.
No, no, no, she is hoping to get married soon, or that her boyfriend will propose. And anytime she sees a ring from like you know, if she runs into someone or one of her friends has a ring, or she likes the style, she'll take a picture of it. And even like wedding and spo And she has a hidden photo album.
So I've seen apps where you can download and it's really like a trick app, but it's this is actually.
Inside the iPhone. It's an album.
I mean, it's probably best to just google it because it's like, you know, you go to navigate to photo in your iPhone, click the top right corner, click hide, and then click hide photos.
Anything any time clicking hide then feel good? Doesn't it say like hidden photos? Yes? Yes?
Can you spill down to the utilities category, it says you can click on hidden and then it will use your face ID to open up the hidden album. So you're the only one that has access to it.
So even if my phone is opened, right, you have to somebody can't get it unless I double face it.
Correct.
Dang, I wouldn't even want that to exist. Does it say hidden photos? That's the number of photos or like little descriptors. That's the tricky part. It's gotta it can't be that. It's gotta be like data from work presentation right.
Not important memos Okay.
But so there's a way to hide. I think for me, my wife has been tipped off on gifts that I have because I'll be I'll get my wife like, hey, will you go through send me a picture. It's on my phone. It's probably like March third, and she'll scroll through my phone, get it and send it to me. And so I've been stupid enough to do that when I had like pictures of things I was gonna be like a gift and it totally runed it. So now to put I need to put in the super secret don't let wife ce file?
Yes, yes, that way because same thing like my friend her boyfriend. They look at each other's phones and stuff, and she's like, I can't have him, like getting freaked out seeing wedding rings all on my phone.
I don't even know my wife's code. You just told me a hundred times. Every time she tells me, she says it again. I never if someone was like, all right, gun to your head, I will shoot you if you do not know the code, even though she said to me one hundred times. If it's like, hey, will you get into this, or like text my dad or something her dad, Uh, I do not know it to save my life.
You know what's crazy is my son's phone. I can open up with this space ID on your phone looks so much alike.
The iPhone things. You are starting to look alike in your faces. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Let's talk to his wife or in a fight. It's always so for something super trivial. And this time she likes to gather feathers.
She yeah, this is weird.
She likes bird feathers, like like she finds someone walks and then nature and she puts them in a little glass and organizes them and she thinks it looks so pretty.
It is not that weird.
I like that.
I mean I'm not a feather person, but I like it's like flowers or feathers or natural parts. Yeah.
Correct, Well we are that weird to you though, that first it's weird. It's so embarrassing. I'm like, you are such a nerd. Like it's like, don't do that.
But we're on vacation.
Let teen mom go ahead.
Yeah, we're on.
Vacation and there's a dead bird and it's a pretty dead bird.
And she's like, I'm a good feather.
No, you want to pluck the bird?
She goes, I'm gonna pluck a feather from that bird.
You can't do that.
And I said, no, no, you can't. Course, I said, you cannot pluck the feather from the dead bird. Like I said, if you find the feather and you want to be embarrassing, you want to pick it up, fine, but you are.
We are walking on a trail and there's a dead bird, and you.
Want to pluck a feather from that bird?
And she said, yes, did she?
And she plucked a feather from the dead bird.
That's like seeing somebody dead being like I like that shirt. I want it, you see, like a dead body, like I think like ear ring, Yeah, just laying there yeah and ears. Yeah.
I mean I love birds and I.
Don't mind feathers. That's fun.
I'm not going to do that.
I said, that's bad taste, Like that is a dead You gotta.
Let the bird rest, the bird shed the feather itself, and then you.
Get it rest in peace bird.
Because it's forceful to get the feather off the dead bird, you know, like it takes effort, like it takes a good strong heart.
I pluck it.
Man.
Oh she so she gets the feather. She she takes it home.
Yeah, I kept it in like a I guess a book.
She put in there to make sure it even gets smushed and broken, and brought it home. And I said, oh my gosh, this is so, I said I And she goes, don't don't send that in.
It's too embarrassing. She goes, there's a lot of stuff you say, but this is.
The worst one, like don't talk about on the show, which is just what you did. Why did you do that? Well?
Because I wanted her to be proven right that it was inappropriate for her to pluck a feather from.
A dead bird.
I almost never agree with you, and it's you against your wife in these situations, I'm gonna have to agree with you. I'm gonna go team lunchbox on this one. I'm trying to think of an angle to find her. I can't. I can't find her. I can't find her at all. So okay, I'm going team lunchbox. Amy.
Yeah, I have to agree with Lunchbog.
Wow, Eddie, I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm gonna go with Lunchbog. Yeah, I'm on team lunchbox. Wow. Decision ever.
But now you're gonna have to deal with the fact that you told the stories.
It's okay'd rather be right though, than who cares about that.
I am right, you don't mess with a dead animal.
Yeah, we all agree with that. So I don't like how I feel, but I'm team lunchbox and so I'm gonna go ahead and get out of this.
Wow.
But that is weird, and I hope that she doesn't do that anymore. Next time it's live birds.
This is only.
This is gateway, a gateway drug. So I here's a voicemail from last night.
Hey, here's some morning corny directed at lunchbox.
I know he's a stock trader and he wants to be super rich.
Well, I've started.
Investing in stocks be chicken and vegetable.
One day, I hope to be a bullionaire. It's good fun. Yeah, all right, I hear it. I here's that next one? Go ahead.
Yeah.
I heard you did a radio ad for Farmer's.
Dog, I believe, and you had Eller get at that. I was just curious if stan Lee isn't good enough to uh also get high quality food, or if he's on something else.
You know, it seems like you left him out there in the commercial. Great question, didn't leave him out. Stanley's had a lot of surgeries and a lot of issues. Stanley has stupid medical food that he has to be on because he's had everything wrong with him. Farmer's Dog. If your dog is like, what's good quality food? That's like for normal dogs, but like really good food Farmer's dogs A plus. Our doctor is like, you have to feed Stanley this extremely specific type of diet. Bulldogs are not meant to exist. I think he's had double digit surgeries in every way on everything from his eye to his wiener stomach everything. So that's the reason it. Also, don't want to lie in the commercial and be like Stanley eats Farmer's Dog too. He can't eat. Fine, you don't have ibs. I shouldn't eat the amount of sugar that I do. I still do, but no, but that's why. And I don't want to lie in the commercial. L or does he Farmers dogs. She can eat whatever she wants, but she loves it. Which, by the way, get fifty percent off your first box of fresh healthy food at the farmersdog dot Com slash Bobby. By the way, not a commercial. I'll just happen to remember that. You get free shipping too. But Farmer's Dog is awesome. If your dog doesn't have crazy medical conditions. If your dog hats crazy medical conditions, consult doctor Josie, you're your local doctor. And don't get a bulldog. I love my ball, I love Stanley, but don't get a bulldog.
Well, if they're already born, they need a home.
Yeah, but then they're gonna make more. Oh, so let all the bulldogs just I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding out, just kidding. Love love all dogs. But bulldogs are really tough.
Amy's Pile of stories.
So a leaked memo is confirming to us that advertisers are listening in on our conversations because the company was bragging to a potential new client about a feature they have called active listening.
And it's like bragging that, Hey, I pour the water on myself and then I was wet. Oh we just expected.
Oh well, but bigger companies like Google and Amazon, they're claiming, oh, we have, we have we have nothing to do with this, We don't do that sort of thing.
But it's not something that they openly.
But when they say that, they always whistle, which is weird, is suspicious, like, now I have to do with it.
So Amazon has confirmed that they're now running pharmaceutical ads based on things you purchase.
Though, So if you order a bunch of sound, that's even worse.
Well, no, this because they know what you're buying. They're not listening, but they know what your orders are. Say you order a bunch of pork rhynds from your phone. Yeah, on Amazon, you're saying.
Somewhere else. Okay, I thought you meant like if you go to the store and you buy it, whoa, whoa. It rhymes with.
More oh, I go ahead, all right, So if you buy a bunch of pork rhynds, they're going to toss up and add for some cholesterol meds because you may need that at some point and you.
Ain't need that controversial statement. I don't mind it.
Yeah, I mean it.
There's a lot of stuff up that pops. I'm like, oh, I do like those shorts.
I know, like if I eat something that maybe I need some thumbs for and then I see it out, I'm like, oh, perfect, I forgot I needed an order that.
See, I'm not in that space yet. Mind usually clothes or sport.
Oh, I appreciate those too.
Yeah, problems.
I just talk into my phone hoping it hears meeting things.
That's funny.
So this woman she wanted to catch these thieves that kept stealing her mail. So her clever idea was to put an air tag in her mail. She mailed it to herself. She didn't just like throw it in her mailbox. She sent herself a package with the air tag. So then when the thieves came to steal all her stuff again, because it was a recurring problem, I led the police right to their place and they found like twelve other victim's mail and all this stuff.
So it was her. She's just a normal woman. She's not even a detective.
Oh oh good, good give her Okay, that's the first thing I was going to say before you get me with that was yea, I would imagine they were doing this in a lot of places. It's not really a one off type crime unless you're stalking that specific person.
Uh.
Secondly, I heard that the box as she melted herself said please don't steal this very valuable. Oh no, are tags inside.
Jelly Roll was on a tour stop in Salt Lake City when he came upon a lemonade stand.
So he's like, okay, I'm gonna go over.
He stopped, got some lemonade, took some pictures, and then left a seven dollars tip.
That's nice, that's fall.
Yeah, I heard a lot of lemonade stands. Just I mean, I know, just thinking ahead for next summer. If you're a kid, make sure you have Benmo because you really can bring it in like a lot of money.
All the options will be cash, app credit cards, ze no.
But I mean it's just you know, think ahead, start learning, how to use it because cash, you're limiting yourself.
I bet you most kids are beIN moee more than you know to cash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Hey, good story.
Maybe that's my file.
That was Amy's pile of story. It's time for the good news.
Aaron Andrews and his wife were getting married and they were living their parents' basement, like, hey, we don't everywhere to go, can't afford a house. And Aaron's dad goes and buys a lottery ticket and matches five numbers of how many of the sick like the big one? So we got a million dollars? Whoa a million dollars. The dad's like, you know what, my son's about to get married and start.
His new life.
And he put it in a card and said, this is your wedding. President gave a million dollars. Oh my god, that's that's awesome. Nothing he gotta catch it in and give five hundred thousand. The kid would have been equally as happy, and then that's a wow.
What a wedding president.
It's not like one where he hit you know, didn't know he won and put in the card you win.
He knew he won, and he gave up the money willingly.
You guys are telling me there's something about this dad and son bond. Yeah, there's the thing there. I mean, I'm starting to figure it out the time. Yeah yeah, yeah, because now you know, get me in mine wasn't that great? But I never got like a ticket, Yeah yeah, I never got I don't think that I don't get a ticket.
Tad me how to play the lottery? Yeah, you know.
I mean I didn't even get like a appearance, right, any of the things for my wedding. He need to become. I don't really know him. But that's a great story. Million dollars.
Thank you. That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
It's time for the morning, Corny, but it's investigative. We have ninety seconds to get as many right as we possibly can. The most we've ever gotten in ninety seconds is six man, that's pretty good. Ready, boys, all right? When Amy finishes the first joke, Timer starts.
Go the morning, Corny.
What do you call a guy wearing a hockey mask at the grocery.
Store Jason shop Wayne, Wayne Gretzky shop lifting shop, Jason shopkeeper.
Oh goalkeep mask? You can't do.
You can't do.
You can't do clothes, Amy.
That face, no hockey mask.
I already said that a hockey mask at the grocery.
Store, a masker.
Masquerade mask, check out.
Bagger goalie mask, cover face at the grocery store.
Okay, food for Piggly wiggly shopper, shopper mask face mask, grocery list. What do you call Jason Jason's.
A grocery mask. He wears a hockey mask. He wears hockey masks and grocery mask when he goes to Biggs.
Is there another one that wears a mask?
I mean, Freddy that Michael Myers wears a mask, but Freddy Krueger does that, he does not face. It's right, Freddy, this is about Freddy Krueger because he does not wear a mask.
He doesn't.
Freddy Kroeger, did.
You write this joke?
No, he doesn't wear a mask.
No, that's Mike Myers.
The mask is voice and Mike Myers mask is actually a mask of fun. Fact. Oh, William Shatner, correct, I don't know.
Mind blow. I did not know that.
You know.
He also didn't know that Freddy Krueger does wear a mask. Freddy Krueger is funny, like like what killer goes to the grocery store? Or like what horror Freddy krag Kroger. What a fail?
You know what?
We had no chance?
Well, I guess we have to wait till next.
According to his creator, Freddy Krueger never wore a mask because his creator, we know his facial expressions were an important element of what made the characters story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got him mixed up.
What does the joke actually say wear a mask? It does the joke that you're reading that you found hockey You're lying, There's no way because Freddy doesn't wear a hockey mask.
What do you call a guy wearing a hockey mask at the grocery store?
Freddy Krueger?
But the hockey mask guys who? Jason?
Yeah, so somebody digest is confused.
Well, people that read readers died just one hundred and two and their minds. Okay, we got none. But you know what, that's the dumbest thing as a day.
It's like you got one though, because you taught us about William Shatner.
It's like you got one the middle finger.
Good time.
Were kidding about that one? Okay, let's let's do Drew Baldridge. She's some there's no middle finger.
I know.
I didn't hold up any finger by the way I held up no finger. I was just kidding. This kid was sniffing his deodor. Back in the day, we used to do a thing. You'd spray it real close to you on our pit to make it burn. I never did it because that wasn't cool. All the cool kids did it, like strong guys that. I was like, I'm in the locker room. Yeah, you puts and you see how long you could hold it. It is the stupidest thing ever. But all the cool kids did it, which is why it was never cool. But so now people are like huffing deodorant. And I have secret powder fresh for women that I use every morning, and I keep her at my desk. For some reason, that one armpit never gets done, not even the same armpit, but I always forget one. And I've never thought of a huffing it.
Are they huffing the sticks?
Or that.
I was helping we all do that. I was like, man, that's pretty good.
I was like, yeah, I think can Like.
When you buy it, don't you have to say get high?
Oh? Man?
The trend involved inhaling toxic fumes from deodorant, can's hair sprays and nail polish remover and that. But the serious part, because there is a real part. And this is why I bring this up so parents can hear this. It's here your kids doing it. Don't tell them not to do it. Because this kid, he did it so much. He's in a comas so he's starting to do better now. But he did medically induce a coma because it messed him up so bad. I mean, that goes straight to your brain, right, Like I assume you have you tried this this secret for women. This is pH balanced secret powder fresh, twenty four hours solid and it's in a light blue.
Why wouldn't you just buy man's.
He's only want the gas station. And then I enjoyed it so much I didn't want another one.
I like it.
It's at the gas station, but I like it.
Now.
You wonder why people judge you.
I don't know. I don't. I don't wonder at all. I have a man purse where women's deodorant. There's no part of me that wonders whatsoever. And that is the end of the first half of the podcast. Is the end of the first half of the podcast.
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