Thurs Full Show: Eddie’s Shoes Mystery Solved! + Does Lunchbox Have Amusia?

Published Apr 18, 2024, 5:00 PM

The mystery of Eddie's missing shoes has been solved, find out who had them! Plus, Bobby thinks Lunchbox might have "amusia" because he has trouble recognizing music, so we test him and more!

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Liza, welcome to Thursday's show morning studio.

Let's go check in with everybody in the room. Producer Ready's at first, he brings hard boiled eggs to work that can sometimes smell, and he was caught red handed recently just dropping the shelves. Read guys, I messed up. I messed up big time.

So, like the other day, I was in charge of taking my kids basketball team, like four kids from one gym to the other, and it was like a twenty minute drive, and one of the kids in the backs to starts talking about like, yeah, you guys know OJ, like I dud died and and they're like, who's OJ? And so I just kind of jumped in the conversation. I'm like, yeah, man, OJ, bad dude, and they're like, well, what did he do? I just ended up telling the whole story in the drive, the murder the knife.

How old are ten? But the other just got caught. Yeah what the other parents? Do you think the other parents would have wanted you to tell the murder of the knife?

I would have probably been like whoa whoaoa, like they don't need to know all that stuff, But they kept asking me questions like, well, why did he run for the police in the Bronco I like, well, I was dude, Bronco Chase was crazy.

And then they said he had a gun to his head and they're just like.

A gun into his head and then yeah, and this happened like this weekend, and I told my wife yesterday and she was just like, why did you do that? And that's the first time I realized I messed up. I shouldn't have told him all that. I appreciate your honesty.

Thank you. All right, moving on. He likes to wear jogging pants to work every day and here on this show games or his favorite thing to play. It's lunchbo.

Bobby, I saved you six hundred dollars and I dodged a bullet. I mean, I wanted to go drive this Lambeau. You guys said I could do it. If I was kind, you would pay for it. We did Connect four and then you guys were like, I'll send you on this Friday, but my schedule was booked. I got someone on Instagram named Ricky Leggett and he said, lunch I did the drive a Lambeau thing. I drove him McLaren because that's what I wanted, and I was so excited.

I went. And they only let you get it up to fifty miles an hour.

Oh, because they set up the course to once you get it to fifty miles an hour, you're.

Where you had to turn. That's so dumb.

And he said, so I didn't get to drive it fast, So you're lucky you didn't go, and you saved all that money. I don't know if he did the same experience as we did, but he said his wife got it for him and he could only go fifty miles an hour.

Let me think back about this now. Did we think you just got to gun it and drive it? I mean, this is just being stupid. Oh yeah, I thought, sure, you're driving a multi one hundred thousands of dollars car, and we think for sixty bucks they're gonna let you go wide open. That's probably done on our part.

Well, they say it's at a racetrack, so it makes you think you're about to go on the racetrack and zoom it.

Yeah, I hear you. I just think that we're probably stupid to think you get to drive car that's three hundred thousand dollars as fast as possibly could for sixty dollars, So I get that is disappointing. We were kind of disappointing because there's no way that we would let you drive it one hundred. I thought they would, but me too, until I now I think about it, I'm like, I was stupid for thinking that.

And at least but they put that car out there and they show you that picture, it looks like you're about to go.

Yeah, because the car looks cool.

Because the car looks so cool, you would imagine you are zooming and they say racetrack.

But would you want to still do it for if you're driving sixty miles an hour? I mean, it'll still be kind of cool to be in one just sitting on a racetrack now, yeah.

But also they're around town roundtels, so people see me driving me said.

They're not gonna let you do a hundred, And I think about it. You don't own the car, but okay, that's good to know. I mean, you didn't really do me a favor. That's him just letting you know. But I appreciate that Amy is not afraid to get vulnerable for our listeners. And if you're looking for a good parenting tip on Instagram. You should follow hers here. It is Amy everybody.

So I saw a homeless guy with a sign that says five dollars and I'll feed your ex to the gators.

And I was like, well, that's weird.

Tell me more. Is he selling a hit? What's the trick?

I think it's just a joke to be funny, which I can appreciate the humor.

So I only had a dollar, so I gave him the one and then I.

Said, you don't really wink and go please feed my ex husband to the gator. Spoken She's like, if there's a one percent chance, I'm just going to give him the money.

No, I have a good relationship with my eggs. I don't need him to be fed to gators.

But sure did stumble through that, Amy?

Could that be like taking the wrong way if somebody saw you pain the guy so he.

Was kailing her? Yeah, sure, firing a hitman? M h yeah, yeah, yeah, kind it's like to the joke.

It's a funny sign, but at the same time, it's like a little bit of truth, an offer that's out there.

And you were drawn to it, regardless funny or not. She was drawn to it. Yeah, Okay, go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He drives his own car slow because getting a ticket costs do Bobby Bones, thank you very much. So I just want to let you guys know, I had a really wonderful breakfast like a week ago. I didn't e real they made it. And I got a bagel and I like bagels, don't have him a lot, and so I got a chocolate chip bagel, which is pretty good by itself regardless, and they listed the cream cheeses. I guess they call that a shmear, and so whatever the cream cheeses are, and they had I never had it before Oreo smear.

So you had a chocolate chip bagel with Oreo.

Smear the ones you eat a pop tart next time? Yeah, I'm killing you. They didn't have one. But I've never had a bagel with Oreo cream cheese. I didn't know they made it. That sounds delicious. It was. It was too I had like a third of it. It was way too sweet, but that third was really good. But I just did not know that that was an option, that they had Oreo cream cheese and it takes like Oreo cookies. Wow, So it's out there. You just like you just swallowed like you were tasting it. I love sugar so much and I've basically I've not had ninety eight percent of sugar. I'm gonna show you. I'm I'm keeping a journal, not just a food journal, but like a thought journal of food and then also food that I'm eating.

But what do you have thought journal?

Well, when I think about food and I really want some sugar, I write it down. Why that helps you? Trying to see if the things I eat or I actually the things that are positive are actually affecting my brain to make me want to have sugar cravings. So I'm journaling even my thoughts on eating whenever I get cravings. You're like a scientist. Interesting, it's a lot. Yeah, you're doing my phone. I'm keeping like a.

Written It's like your thoughts are just like right now I'm craving or well, I sort.

Of talking about it. That's on me. But if I have a certain lunch and let's say there's beef and broccoliate. So I've been having almost every day with some kind of rice thing, I've started to crave sugar a bit less in the afternoon. So well, what I'm having actually affect my brain in different ways, so maybe not want it, therefore I don't have it. Oh, okay, are you going to write right after this bit that you thought about? Oreo will?

I don't know if you're also supposed to like associate when you're having a certain thing, like what else are you feeling?

Are you feeling happy?

Are you what I'm feeling?

Are you feeling lonely?

Oreo tired? No, Oreo bagel, That's what I'm feeling. I know, no order one.

Who is this something you thought of to do by yourself or so?

I don't even know if it's a real Yeah, I don't even know if it's a real thing. It's like a comedy. It's like a hybrid food journal thought journal, but only a thought journal about food. Okay, I'm confused, Thank you very much. Let's open up the mail bag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I accidentally sent a rant about my boss to my boss instead of my work buddy. This is me talking here. I've at times texted the wrong person. Not this bad when talking about someone, not even in a bad way. But if I'm like talking about Eddie. I would like actually text Eddie when I'm meant for it to go to someone else, because it's just in your brains, I know, I know. Back to the email. The email details some pretty candid feelings about their management style. Surprisingly, my boss has a set it about it. It's been a week. Should I bring it up and apologize or pretend like it never happened? Is it possible they never read it? Or do you think they're waiting for me to say something? First? Signed bad at email? Wow, this is easy. You break in at night, right, follow me here into his office? Yeah? Yeah, I dress all in black. You get in, you have to steal his passwords. So you got to get one of those hacking things to put on his phone. Right. A lot of that's easy. Yeah, yeah, no problem. A stroke detector. Yeah, if you I'm sure he saw it. I mean, yeah, I'm sure he saw it.

He's good at his job. He probably opened an email from an employee.

I would think so, I'm sure he saw it. If he hasn't said anything yet, I would imagine what he's doing filing it away, and he will find a way to not have you work on that team. Anymore, Oh, which means if he is upset and he really wanted to impose, what you then do as you start to create in the corporate world of paper, trail on somebody not doing things so you can get ready to hold hold on?

Is there a chance that whatever was set in this email could be true and the boss will be like, you know what, I should read this and look at this as a critique new.

Okay, because it wasn't even sent to the boss. It was sent to like Clark.

You know what do you say?

I mean, if you're emailing your buddy about something, do you say, like deer Clark.

They're broke? Yeah, you don't say anything. And it's also you're talking about him in third or like whatever person that is. So No, I don't think so. I think the boss knows. The boss is letting it. I think if you value long term at this place, you have to go or you just send another want to go? Lol? Or do that gets it that you'll get you?

Well, that's going to say like, since it's still April, can you be like, did you get my April fool's joke?

Yeah? You better hold think him on the first yeah or else? And it's a little too personal. If you want to stay at that job, you need to go and bring it up because it's gonna be very awkward. It's gonna be it's it's already bad. You're not going to be able to make good out of this. I mean, you need to go. It's going to be awkward and bad.

Put some feelers out for some new jobs.

It's just not going to be good. So but I would have the conversation because I would just imagine playing the odds that he reads the emails of his employees. Yeah, right, every everybody felt that we got your game, ran in.

On your air, and now it's found the clothes Bobby's mail bag.

What'd you find out about the shoes?

Okay, well it's unfortunate because the box I did see. Abby confirmed where it was, and I was like, yeah, that's what I saw. I said, attention Bobby Bone's show.

Okay, that's all fine, but what about Eddie shoes?

Right?

Right?

So I thought it was to you from.

Brooks, but it was Bobby Bone's show. And then it had like maybe probably Mike D's name under it, and I didn't see it.

I don't know where Eddie's are.

Eddie stolen shoes? And then I don't know, so Abby like for sure saw shoes for me right, yes, them, And I would bet that they send me.

Shoes to be well, she thinks that they did it.

She didn't message.

Abby just confirmed because I showed her right where I saw that.

I don't need shoes anyway, but Eddie needs shoes. Well you do because they stole your walk, they stole your run, somebody stole your running shoes. I'm just tired of things getting stolen around here. It's ridiculous. Well, there's nothing I can do. All the mail comes and just sits in a room whereverybody has access to. It's the worst system ever. But it's no one in this room that stole the shoes. It wasn't me. It wasn't me, Shaggy once it was.

On the counter.

We gotta do something about the mail here because it is the worst system. Like people send me stuff up here, I never get it because somebody probably steals it. The mail comes here for other places and lunchbox steals it. Like the wine, it's not there for a month. I figure that was scoo of Steve. What's the plan in general?

Though?

I feel like we're all adults, we should be checking the mail on it.

I doesn't want to get to it quicker and take it home, because how long were those shoes sitting there for.

A couple of days? A couple of days. I don't even know where the ones ever told me where the mail even is a break room? See that? Yeah, it's all spread on the breaking pot locks a Sunday on the grounds after church, everybody and cheese and lays it on the ground.

This has been sitting there forever, and people don't get to their mail and take it home. So I mean, I think us as adults should be better at getting the mail sooner and take it home so this stuff doesn't happen anymore. But we can try to figure it out, rectify it, and get your new shoes or cameras.

Here for two days doesn't mean that there's no one should steal.

No, I'm not saying that's okay to steal it, but I'm saying to combat that we should probably get on it quicker.

But if you don't know you have mail, we'll check it every day. You're like, we're all adults to to like the American society, we're all adults. We shouldn't murder and pillage and would have happened.

I think he's saying, like everyone could take five seconds.

And go watch the mail.

Yes, we check our mail every day at home, Like I go to the mailbox looking like check my mail once a week.

I'm guilty. I'm guilty. I'm not an adult. I don't know.

All you just scattered amongst that room.

I know, but I mean I think that it piles up and there's nowhere else for it to go, and there's.

A lot of mail for people that don't even work here anymore. Yeah, the system's broken.

But I kind of like the fun surprise of like if your.

Mail get stolen, no no, no, but like my my my little mailbox where the envelopes go because we.

All have them with our name on it.

That, yeah, I see the envelope, okay, And so yeah, sometimes I go a long time without checking that and then I do, and that's when bam, I have a thirty seven dollars royalty check from Holiday Harmony, and I'm like, yeah.

That's fun.

Operation find Eddy's Shoes please, this is ridiculous. If you turn in whoever stole any shoes? A one hundred dollar reward. Wow, lunchbox. I don't know who if you turn in whoever stole.

It, no questions asked.

You know you're turning somebody in, I'm gonna ask much questions once I find out who it is. I mean no, there'll be questions. I'm not saying the shoes turn up. If you turn in whomever stole the shoes or where they went, and that's the truth, I'll give you a hundred bucks. I'm tired of people stealing stuff around here, no questions asking. No, there'll be lots of questions ask and some statements given afterward.

I thought it was that you could just show up with no shoes, no questions to ask.

It's time for the good news.

The Abandoned Pet Rescue is a no kill animal shelter in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, And about two years ago a dalmatian came in and they were like, man, this dalmatian's really not listening to us. Turns out the dalmatian was deaf. It's a three year old Dalmatian named Coco, and so after a few years staff volunteers they taught the dog's sign language so.

The dog would see the sign language. I don't know, man, I'm he's deaf. He has to learn to see motions and then do it maybe a little bit of both, because I mean, if you give me two years, I'm still learn full sign language. Like, I don't think I can do that much animation. I know that I love you sign I can spell my name B O B B why that's amazing. But that's and then I know, is it amazing?

Yeah?

I don't know how to spell my name and sign language. I know how to do vomit. I know how to give me a beer exactly. Listen, they adopted the dog. The dog was deaf. Now the dog has learned sign language. What are you doing?

A B C D Eddie is not?

Eddie is amazing D D I E. Hey that's awesome.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But what's really cool is that a couple found out about her, read the story in the paper, and have officially adopted Coco.

Great news.

Yeah, and Coco is gonna start working too, since Coco is deaf and can do sign language, It's gonna go around helping other people.

I feel like I know sign language, like I know CPR, like I've seen it on TV. And enough of those things I could probably dude. The fact that you can spell your name in sign language is awesome.

B B.

Why yeah, could you do lunch story letters? That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good. Lunchbox, do you hit this? You win? You got four? Winch oh swift lons only got one. I don't even know that. Yeah, elder versus millennial. Let me get so up first. He's the captain of cringe. He claims. All he does is when he's afraid of every kind of snake, and for dessert, he demands cheesecake dessert. It's lunchbox.

Let's go.

Let me ask you three questions that Lauren will probably know the answers to Lunchbox. What boy band really songs in the two thousands, such as Year three thousand and burning up boy band Jonas Brothers? Correct? What hey he played that at a little time. I don't know anything about boy band. I guess I'll just guess randomly.

This morning in our studio and there may have been people banging on the windows.

Next up, Lunchbox, T L. D R is slaying use my millennials to acknowledge and summarize body of text. What does T. L. D R mean T L d.

R And it's for a body of texts.

Too long, don't remember? Incorrect?

I guess though.

I'm not even one hundred percent sure.

I think that is uh need an answer, too late, don't remember?

People post this when you post away too much crowd, They're like, T L d R too long, didn't read that one, lunch Box. What was the name of actor Josh Hutcherson's character in the Hunger Games? I mean, I don't know. You see the dude, Josh Hudgson. What was the name of actor Josh Hutcherson's character in the Hunger Games? Peta Correctita? Why is he playing Bossome? He does because Amy made us film the stupid game. Let's just say people were banging on the windows. Fans bang on the windows. Yeah, but that has nothing to do with how united sounds. All right, So let's he nailed that Jonas Brothers. That's okay, nothing wrong with that, man, all right, lunchboxes opponent, man, if she loses this, she's done. She's getting married a month from today. But to win this game, she'll need to pray. It's swifty. Laura, Laura, Laura. And these are questions at Lunchbox. Probably based on his age, he should know the answer to question number one. The iconic blue steel look comes from what two thousands comedy movie? The iconic blue steel blue steel comes from what two thousands comedy movie? Do you have an answer there? Swifty Lauren? Five seconds?

The pressure?

The pressure comedy movie?

Who Steal? Blue Steal movie?

Yeah? Damn, I don't know. If he knows it's over, he wins. He's doing the low, the low, Lauren, see that door. You're gonna need to excess stage left?

Go ahead, that's correct.

He just dominated who went five to one on Lauren? Who would have won the Grammy with their song faith in nineteen eighty nine?

George Michael?

Yeah? Correct. Finally, what iconic ar eight game featured a yellow circular character eating dots man? If you got one?

I didn't know you got me.

But you did lose, and Lunchbox is the champion. She didn't do as well as me because she did Eddie. She knew everything.

She against Eddie, she knew everything. I feel like this season she struggled with answer any of the questions.

You bosom, though you can't argument. You were like, I don't really know that much. We'll see and you know.

On top of the top of the throne, what on top of the mountain, king of the mountain?

Whoa champion away up here?

Returning next week will be Morgan? Oh really as the millennial? Yeah, I don't get Do you want to pick pick? Hey, Abby, have you ever played this? No? I haven't.

You know what, that's a good point, but you know, I mean, you're I'm not gonna play.

I want. I don't think he doesn't get to pick pew material right there?

I agree, I agree, you don't get to pick We insert the next millenniy.

No, you're out, you lost, You're You're against Lunchbox in the next season. You're the only one that hasn't gone. I have not Okay, so Abby Lunchbox next Elder Millennial a tax preparer in New York City. It's from NBC New York. He was known as the Magician with his tax preparing. He was arrested by I R S agents and an alleged one hundred million dollars tax ripoff scheme. See, if I were a tax preparer and I were ripping people off, I'd have a nickname like the person that cares about the government would never rip off anybody something like that. The Magician, you just know they're up to no go. Like unless or if my nickname became the Magician as a tax preparer, I would start having magic be aside hustle just to over my tracks and be like, duh, watch rab it from my hat. Look, I'm a magician. Otherwise, like that ain't a good nickname to.

Have magically figuring out.

Yeah. A Bronx tax prepayer known as the Magician was arrested criminal investigation. He was charged Monday morning on federal tax and conspiracy accounts sixty years old over ten years, dealing more than one hundred million dollars one hundred Wow. As a magician, he can't say abacadaba anymore. They say, no, we can't. You just can't have that nickname. Or if you do have it, you can't shake it. Then you have to go be a real magician. I'm sure he'd love to disappear right now. Yeah, you can do it, okay, pile of stories.

The most stressful time of the day is right now, well eight fifteen.

Am, because work is starting in your whole plate's full.

Either that or you're also trying to get out the door with kids. It depends on what you have going on at your home, but it could be that you didn't wake up in time. Then you're rushing for work, You're trying to get ready, you're trying to make breakfast, you're trying to get it's ready. So the thing is that I'm.

Stressed out for you guys by having all that so much.

Right, whatever you can do for nighttime, you to take care of mourning you is the best chance of success and not getting stressed out early in the day.

You know, I'll be tired when I go to bed because I think my most stressful time is at a different time. I'll be like exhausted, even sleepy. It can be two different things, tired and sleepy, but I'll be both. And I'm just like dragging to get to bed, and as soon as I lay down, I get covered up, I'm just like, oh, brain just flips on and now I'm stressed out because I think I'm giving myself time to just sit calm and think, and that stresses me out. So I don't know what the answer is, but it could involve drugs. In the nineties, oh Man Hard, a lot of those bands used to do. Yeah, that's not gonna be the answer. But that's my most stressful time, bedtime, which is weird because it's the opposite of what it should be.

What else, well, Americans, American adults specifically are winning at skipping cancer screenings.

Like we're doing really good.

Being a little sarcastic here, but it's like we're getting so good at it that the President has declared April Cancer Prevention and Early Detection Month.

So we now don't two reasons. One, if you can't afford to go to the doctor, been there, you don't go to the doctor. Two, we don't go to the doctor because we don't want to get the bad news.

That's true. I mean we were not voice.

I don't want to go to the doctor and just have them tell me something bad.

If I don't know about it, it's not there.

And Danielle who is on Elvis Duran's morning show, she just shared yesterday that she was inspired by a Kardashian to go get a skin cancer spot looked at and turns out it was cancerous.

So good for her, you know, I think it was Chloe.

So Chloe Kardashian's sharing her stuff helped Danielle go get tested and now she was able to get it removed. And Danielle sharing her story is going to encourage other people to go get tested. And early detection is everything. So the quicker you get in, I feel you can have a.

It's like most people would hear this and be like, that's why I don't go. I don't want to find out to have it. Yeah, but you should know. Again, I'm not saying what you should or shouldn't do, but that's why this is what it is.

And it could be skin cancer, could be women. Making sure you know if you have access to getting a mammogram and a year of the age to go, start doing it, to make sure you do it.

And I every day in my prostate check for that reason, every Tuesday. Every Tuesday. It's a little again a standing appointment. Yes, all right, it's behind the ie hoop overront third All right, go ahead.

Well, Laney Wilson, she's living the dream right now. So much success. But something cool is Robin Roberts Production Company is doing a documentary about Laney and her life. Her family is going to be involved, and I'm super excited about this. It's going to stream on Hulu and it'll to be out in May twenty nine.

I was a part of this you were is a bit of a headache, to be honest with the only reason I did it is because it was Laney. And I've known Laney since before Lane even had a record deal, so it's been super cool to watch her success now. It wasn't about Laney that was was difficult. I was wearing a white hat and had a very small logo on it that said alo. I was just up here doing the show and they're like, can we come by and interview you for like an hour about Laney? Because Lane would come to my house, we'd do interviews like on a podcast before any of this fame happened. And I was like absolutely. And so they get here and they're like, you take your hat off and I was like no, you didn't give me a heads up, like and my hair was a mess like and then they were like, well, can you put tape over it? And I did and they got a call going, nah, I can't wear the tape. We spent like thirty minutes just trying to fix the hat good and they're like, can you turn it backward? And I was like, oh, God, I'm gonna be backward hat guy in the documentary, and so we ended up finding some white tape. We didn't get any of the questions. We said thirty minutes on the stupid hat, and so I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't even know. If I were them, i'd cut it all unless they just want to show like a blooper rill. If I was trying to fix my hat, but I got no heads up, that'd be funny that I couldn't wear it. Just a hat with a tiny It was a it's gonna be awesome, good for Laney. But that's my experience of that documentary is that.

I, well, I recall you recording something for Laney, but I didn't know it was for this Robin Roberts documentary.

You know, I love her.

Robin wasn't here, though, it was. Whoever was asking me the questions wasn't on camera. They were just like, talk about this, and I'd be like, well, they were like, yeah, can you turn your hat? Oh mother? Oh yeah? The hat that was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. Like Bobby, two brothers in San Antonio are on a mission. To mowe fifty lawns for free. They're taking part in the Raising Men and Women lawn Care Services fifty yard Challenge, which is just hey, who needs it? Why do you need it? And let us come over and mow your yard. What happens is usually it's a lot of elderly folks who can't mow their yard, disabled or even single parents who have to work all the time, and even some veterans. And so you know, fourteen, Adrian's fourteen and his brother who's around the same age. They're like, we're gonna go do this. We're not making any money, and our goal is to finish fifty. They finished six right now, and so they have forty four more to go, and apparently they have eight or nine on the books. Okay, good WTSP with that story as two teenagers who are donating a lot of time and even money. As far as money they're not making.

Yeah, gotta pay for their own gas lawnmower breaks.

We either bag up the grass break the league.

Knows what it's like. He had his own longstess.

I'm just saying, man, I don't know. You're just saying you don't know. You don't know what I don't know if it's a good business move. It's not a good business and they're helping others, it's a good human move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are sure you're gonna come out in the red. But that's what people do when they's yes, yes, it's like a donation, a donation. Yes, Amy, good job by those kids. That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good. This is Harrison. How many tickles does it take off? The push to laughs? That is a good one. That's very funny. All right, we have ninety seconds. It's Thursday, so it's the Investigative Morning Corny. Our personal record is six? How many can we get? Right? Why? Wait? Why waving your arms out?

Nothing, You'll figure it out.

But you just waved your arms like I don't like.

No, no I there's a theme.

Okay, we're gonna do the Investigative Morning. Corny's ninety seconds on the clock. The clock starts when she finishes her first joke. Here we go the Morning Corny.

How did chicken stay fit?

Chicken dance pecks?

Oh, pecks peck peck pecktorlsorls boming chicken wings, boxer size boxing boxing.

Nope, cock what do'll do?

How did chicken stay fit?

Boxer? Uh, beak exercise, cock finding exercise, exercise, exert exercise?

What did chicken philosophers think about?

Chicken or the egg? Egg?

What a chicken philosophers think about?

Exactly? Experiments philosophers? Okay, Socrates, Plato scrambled or not to be? To be or not to beg chicken or the egg? To be or not to be? What? What are we relatives do? Relatively? What we we exist? Do? We exist? Exist? Exist? Stensionalism? Existence? Thank you Eddie?

The meaning of existence?

I don't know what that was.

What do you call a chicken that goes on a Safari egg egg hunt?

We chicken hunt? Chicken jeep sorry jep, animal woods forest? Uh? The time? That was quick.

I thought the theme was gonna really well, that's so hard.

Well, I thought, what's this? What's the safari an explorer?

So they're all eggs, all eggs, guys, all eggs.

I thought boxing was good, like, yeah, box.

Yeah, exercise it is, but you say I have I almost gave it because I was like, that's good, we don't want to but then it was outside of the theme.

Yeah, yeah, but what do we get three. That's two. I feel like we fought hard for those two. Those were really hard. The excellence with existence, meaning of existentialism. That's what I was trying to say, extential. That's pretty good one. We got that one, all right, get it all right?

Clear eyes, poor hearts.

Experts say there are certain people who are incapable, like they just are not Their brain does not allow them to hear music the same way that we do. Yeah, I know one of those guys. I know one of those guys. Do look. Less than one percent of the population suffers from a musia or it's a version of true tone deafness. They cannot create a melody back even if you present it to them. They can't tell them apart a lot of times if they're just played straight melody, they're incapable of repeating a song. This is from a journal of neurology called Brain. I think that Lunchbox has a musia. Absolutely, he has a rhythmia. Well that's a heart, but he doesn't have the rhythm muse breaks. But he has a musia. He has singing you this is his dyslexia. Maybe you know how he laughs at us for being dyslexic. Gaming. This is his dyslexia. I will present a melody of.

Lunch which would you rather have?

Though I don't rather have a musia. I don't have dyslexia. I'd rather have Okay, yoda, so lunchbox. I will just give you a melody of a very famous song, like what does a melody mean? If I were doing the Star Spangled Band or melody, it'd be like, I don't really who knows that one? Yes, but I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying. Man. So here's what I'm gonna do. This first song is called help Me Ronda, and I'm just gonna do it from help Da No, here we go, repeat this back to me.

Bop it up up, bop up up, bopa, worry.

About the bombs and the doms the melody. Really trying to do do do do do do do do do do Do.

Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do that. W wasn't it. No, You're not kidding, You're not You're not kidding. You're trying as hard as you can yes, you try to get promise. Yeah, was that close up butt up? Listen again, Ahead, bop.

It up up up, Bob Bob Bob, bop it up bop Bob Bob Bob.

I don't believe it. It's it's so bad that I don't believe it. Okay, tell you what. I'll give you ten bucks if you can get it exactly right oko.

Bop it up up, up, up up up.

I don't even know where you started.

Bob Bob Bob but uh but bo, but but Bob Bob.

Pay the man twenty bucks. No, no, because I'm gonna go broke. He's gonna possib me and I don't think he's possible me.

I think you could go one hundred and there's no way he'll get it this one.

Give me a different one that was so different because I don't know that the bop is messing with me. Give me a different one, okay, and you'll know the song. Yeah, but I'm just gonna give you the melody. So Bruce Springsteen in the eighties, born in the USA, I.

Know that will go.

Up bana ba.

Up up uh bone and hey, no, no, the words, it's not the words because you can memorize the words.

Bawnna donna, my voice cracked, the car got their puberty, Banana bana bana bana.

Ban no no no, bond no no no, no, b no, no, no, no no. He hasn't used yet. He's the guy, he's the one percent. What he doesn't know is he's so off that if he did that, we would not be able to find that song out of a thousand guesses. No no, bar no, no, no, no no. Can you close on that? You're close? Not there? You know what I was kind of doing? What but no, no, no, no, in my head you do star spangled banner, no words, melod no words? Okay, can I helmet or not to dom? Get some demelo? Oh no, that's not it, that's you see no crazy good again?

So so.

Okay, oh my god, sounds like an every once in while I HiT's like a simple I know kind of okay, how about this one? The song you'll know, can't do the words talking to the man looking to looking at the man, starting with a meg so you know the man in the mirror. There we go. He's like, what a what a big bang? I give you a different sound?

Oh?

Who can he fix this. Wow, can you go to a doctor. You can't help it. He has it. He's the one percent. I'm sorry our listeners, I'm kidding. When we do that, you want to hear him not have rhythm. I'll repeat this ready, that's me it amount that the right amount is. Are you ready? Don't clap until I'm done. I'm gone first, got it? Whoa, that's that's hard. Yeah, like the hornes, can you do that one? Which? Oh yeah I did that. You can't even do that one? No, No, let's play Dustin not weird. Yeah, we're in a terrible way. That's why he doesn't like music. That's it, doesn't understand it. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's so. I'm sorry.

It's like, well that that makes sense. Now.

We have two things coming up that I need to get to today. Number one is an update on if Lunchbox and Ray are going to be allowed to sign that NDA and learn a secret not from us. I didn't want to sign the NDA. I'm not signing the NDA, but our boss has replied back about that question. Number two is, uh, there's been some drama here because there's been some stolen stuff, and we got to address that because some certain people did some investigating, and we may somebody stole some stuff from here and we may actually know who it is. Are we making leeway? I don't, I don't headway, Yeah yeah, check out. But first I do want to talk about the People magazine. They do the most Influential celebrity list, and I'll read you some of the people they picked us most influential for different reasons. Amy, I'll just say who it is. Tell me if you can identify the person. Patrick Mahone, Oh yeah, football player, super Bowl champion, multiple super Bowl champion, the only person to ever go. Maybe he will be better than Tom Brady one day. Yeah, he's the only person really has a shot.

Very talented artist, yeah, singer yeah yeah. Tall and actress too, huh.

Yeah, kind of okay, she's an actress. Like I'm a writer. I mean I've written a writer. I've readen a couple of best but come on, you don't like I'm not really and a doctor. Doctor, that's a good point to. Yeah. Twenty one Savage, Oh band rapper, he's so fanned.

Tony one Savage is a rapper who was the.

Band that's like that pilot pilot pilots.

Yeah, Stone, temple Stone, timple pilots, Yeah, Michael J. Fox actor, But philanthropists, yes, but yes, yes, philanthropists.

Why because of his Yeah is it ala?

What is he?

I can't remember what he has.

Exactly me either, I don't. I want to say the wrong thing. I actually was going to guess Parkinson's but I want to guess that. Well, you get all the emails over here. Yeah, yeah, that was exactly the point. Mark Cuban, Mark.

Cuban, Oh, businessman, shark tank.

But funny, that's where your mind goes first. You're absolutely right, But.

He also owned the basketball team.

Different people. I think we think different things. Mark Cuban, to me immediately, he owned the Mavericks forever, right, and so that to me was But then, yes, shark tank.

But I feel like even owning a basketball team is a businessman and shark.

Yeah, I agree.

Maya Rudolph actress, Taraji p Henson actor, actress, actress. Yeah, okay, sounded.

They both could be called actors, right, mailer female? Yeah, you're you're probably right. I'm probably going to sexist jail for that, but I lock them up. Yeah, I just feel like, yeah, you're right, I'm sure it's is it?

I don't know these days.

Kylie Minogue singer, is she that love Me, Love Me? That's Cardigan's Kylie Mino n way back in the day. So what celebrity is most influential in your life? And I asked that because there are other celebrities that wrote about these celebrities, And so what celebrity is most influential in your life? And it can be in any way possible. It could have they could have encourage you to do something we don't. You probably don't know them. What's celebrity?

Amy Robin Roberts And one day I hope to meet her. I'm just gonna keep putting this in here, haven't well, remember when we went to talk to Dolly. Robin was like in the parking lot, and I kept looking out the window for her, and I sware to you, if I would have seen her out the window, I just would have walked outside.

What's really cool that it's a cool thing to share everyone listener sometimes because I have met her multiple times because I've done Good Morning America, like as a guest or she's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like so considerate and generous with her time, even when there's no time to give. And she came up to me once and she was like, Bobby, what's up. I just finished reading your book. And I'm like, you're lying. I shouldn't have said it like that. She goes, no, I just left from the beach and I read your book fell until you don't. That's crazy, dude, it's crazy where I thought somebody like whispered in her ear and I was like, what's page forty onesday? She's awesome.

Yeah, So I have interviewed her over zoom, So that's a half count, not full.

Because I love Adam Sandler, who's going to be on my list, but I've never met him, but I've interviewed him over zoom, right, which is not a full.

I don't have count once we exchange hugs. Oh, it's legit.

She knows who you are, though, for sure Adam Tandler does not know who I am. So you're winning. Okay, cool, but he's not my number one. I'll take it. That's your number one. You have the two. You don't have to just Robin lunchbox like you're saying, current or growing up, it doesn't matter. There are no rules for any parameters. Puck from Real World sam Ford Cisco.

You would think I would say Johnny Bananas, but Johnny Bananas came later in the real world world.

Puck was the first crazy, crazy like person.

You're like, oh my gosh, what is going on? And made me want to be on the show. Okay, and you are still obsessed, still obsessed, still follow it. That's how I, you know, became to admire Johnny Bananas and the rest of the crew.

And that's what started your complete obsession with all reality TV.

Yes, and that brings me to my next person on the list, Bob Barker, because I used to watch Prices, right, and that's when I was like, oh my gosh, I want.

To be on game shows forever dead? Is he dead? He is dead? Now? Yeah, they didn't make the rule I didn't make. I didn't make any role, so he can do whatever. Okay. I didn't allow dead people, or I had to pick Jesus. That's a good no, no, no exactly, But that's why we don't allow dead people. But if you don't pick Jesus, people think you're a jerk.

Now, Jesus wasn't on my list, Bob Barker. Just when I was a kid, I was like, what he does for a living is amazing and that looks so fun, or like.

Abe, Lincoln, you don't pick up all those people, then you're a jerk.

So you have Puck, Bob and Harry Carey because I would watch the Cubs games as a kid, and I was like, I want to be a baseball announcer when I grow up.

That's a good one. So I just bought a Harry carry autograph, like an auto cut, because he has my thing. Now. Yeah, I can't wait to get it in.

So we're gonna say it is Lunchbox still being inspired by these people because he hasn't gotten to what they inspire them were dead, so maybe he gave up once they died. He was like, right, well once Bob Barker like, I mean I didn't because they never got on the reality show.

You never got on the game to be a game show. I even never got because there's a lot of stuff I still haven't done. But I'm still trying to do. Okay, I don't eve feel like he's no I've aged out a real world. They don't even do real world challenge versions old world you know, do that in your house you could still try to be a game show host, and you could be a baseball announcer. You can still do that.

So I've learned that they travel all the time. It would be miserable. As I got older, I realized that job would be extremely hard and not very much fun.

They do travel. A new friend of mine is the Cubs travel the announcer, the play by play guy. And he started as like a side guy who was just like doing stats, and then the pre game for the Marlins, just like little bits, got a shot to do the Marlins. He got high. He's the Cubs now. But it's a lot of travel. It's a lot of like this job, any media job, is really hard and make no money, and you travel forever and it's miserable and then hopefully one day you can pay your bills and then really you don't. This is what I tell the media classes, like at Arkansas. I'm like, hey, if you want to do any art, it doesn't matter what the art is. If you want to do any art, any creative, so does everybody else. And if it's the only thing you can see yourself doing, you should do it. But you got to know, no money, no consistency, no, no, no, anything, And it's gonna be hard and miserable, and if you still want to do it, then you have to do it or you'll be miserable not doing it. But if you ever think to yourself, I don't know if I can do it. This is for me. It's not get out. And so it's like that any of these jobs, you guys got a little fortunate.

Tell us more.

Yeah, I explained. I was already I was already in and rolling, and you guys at least got salaries. You know, when I started, it was hourly and seven bucks an hour and eight hours a week, that kind of thing. Yeah, you guys deserved it. And but I'm just saying you didn't. You weren't even lunch like. You weren't pursuing art though Amy was selling granted, Lunchbox was working at Jason's Delhi. I'm not even that's not even a shot towards you guys. I'm saying you guys weren't even pursuing art. So it was like I found you because you guys were all like awesome and compelling people.

Yeah, but I did take a pay cut also, to be fair, I did take a pay cut leave Jason Delli and I was at that time pursuing the.

Real world making.

Our first contracts were pretty bad, really low.

I was made per hour man. I had to fill out a timesheet every week. Like. We didn't even have a mic, a third microphone. When Lunchbox started microphone, it was me and the time. An intern who I was was like, be the co host. Her name is Jill, and then launch just stand in the corner and yell. I think that's why his voice is now so loud. That's why. Ye you had no microphone, so he would just go out and be on his phone. But yeah, all right, you could I do to. I still think it could be announcer like I do.

I tried out for the Titans here. I didn't get picked. I tried out for the Braids.

You can't get mad when you don't get picked. I'm just saying no, I tried for the Brains. But you have to keep trying.

I know.

But the Braves look like their minor league guy or something, So that's why you have to do the minor league. You can do like the minor league team here. Yeah, it's hard, it's a grind. It's a lot of hours and I travel. Yeah, yeah, Eddie, I have two Tom Hanks how to influence. Yeah.

So, like even when I was like really really young, I was like, I want to be like Tom Hanks. I loved all his movies from Splash to Big to Forrest, get all those, and I was like, I'm going to be a Hollywood actor. I even had a picture of the Hollywood Sign and I'm like, I'm going to be a Hollywood actor.

As I got older, I'm like, I'm not going to be a Hollywood like you said you thought if if I maybe I don't want to, you don't want to.

Yeah, but I thought I'd be somewhat in entertainment and I wanted to be like Tom Hanks. Where everyone liked Tom Hanks. Everyone not anyone said like, a that dude annoys me.

I don't like Tom Hanks. He's anno. No wife said that when he was elvis Or and Colonel Tom Parker and Elvis Okay, his character that's an yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Tom Hanks. And then musically Jimmy Buffett man, that's right, you do, you're a beach guy music.

I loved his music. I loved how he wrote his music. And then I loved his vibe. Man, just enjoy life to the fullest. You were actually sad.

When he died. It was very sad when he died. It's weird to be sad when celebrity dies because you don't really know them unless it's a celebrity that's like influenced you, and you are really sad. Uh. My Number one is David Letterman. When I was a kid, I didn't even get what he was doing, but I was like, man, there's a guy who's goofy, doesn't look like everybody else on TV, like Chiseled, had a gap in his teeth, was from a small town in Indiana. I was like, man, if he can do that, maybe there's a chance for me to do the version of it that I want to do. Never met him, Like, man, that would be the dream to meet David other I never met him. Adam Sandler, not so much the movies, but the music part of it, the funny music like Adam Sandler and there are a couple of different people that but mostly Adam Sandler would listen to his music. I was like, Oh, that's cool, that's funny. I should do music like that. Ray Stevens was another's race evens not on this list of influences, but musically that's why the Raging Idiots exist. You know Adam Sandler and Ray Stevens. Who's Ray Stevens. He's like a country comedy guy. The day of the Squirrel Whip Zerk in the first time Baptister, you're still around? Yeah, yeah, and Abby did it? Think it is Cabaret, Gabret Raise Cabaret and then finally is close. I'm a cheat, like you guys do yeah like this, you guys do this crap either Rivers Cuomo from Weezer, because I thought there's a nerd that's still cool and eyes blind. I was like, if I have to wear glasses. I love the Mutica or Howard Stern because he just did everything different and gotten a ton of trouble. I also have been fined seven figures by the SEC. And although we don't do the same kind of show like that is definitely somebody if you do radio a way that's not big broadcast boom voice, like that's the guy that allowed that.

He does a really deep oh yeah, I think yeah, but.

Does awesome, but he doesn't talk like a broadcaster and I wasn't able to either. I was like, hey, well Walley, lazy little hillbilly kid that didn't know what was going on. So Howard Stern big influence too, because he kind of just did it his way and went through a lot of crap and he's still crushing. So those would be my three. And I've not met any of them. No Rivers Cuomo, I'm not gonna putt. But he was like the borderline. I've not met Letterman Sadler only on on Zoom, and never met Howard Stern. That's crazy, Howard Stern, like, you're what he wanted. Why would you want to meet me? I just figured like all radio people meet radio people. I mean I figured that, I know, like thirty Yeah, what other radio people have we met? I mean there's not very many people that come by the studio. All right, Ela, let's go and do the news, bobbies stories. A new survey found the average parent has to come up with four new activities daily to keep their children entertained.

They must be young, you mean, I think it's for littlest.

Well the average child. So probably if you're averaging all ages, then right, yeah, I say I would say like fourteen is probably thirteen or fourteen is probably the end of child right.

Thank goodness, I'm there. My son's about turn fourteen, my daughter's about turned seventeen.

They think of it all on their own at that point. They want to do stuff you don't even know. Yeah, the average child gets bored at what they're doing. In just thirty three minutes. The top activities parents go to screen time, doing something outside, playing a sports and crafts, and finally running errands with the kids. That's from Elmer Survey. Any of your thoughts, Yeah, I.

Mean I think the younger my kids were, the more I had to be involved. But it's great when they can start to do things on their own, Eddie.

Yeah, it's so true.

I mean we have a membership to like trampoline parks, to like all this stuff, so whenever they get bored, we're like, all right, get in the car, went on trampoline park.

What do you do while you're there? Oh? I stay home. Also, when you say get in the car, you mean well everybody but you get in the car. I don't go to trampoline parks. I've done it like a few times, but I'm like, that's not me. Okay, could it be anything else? Though? You also don't go do what do you mean no.

Because like everything else, like let's go play basketball outside.

Let's go oh yeah, I was getting outside is a big one. Like sometimes it's like you have to remind them, like, hey, let's go get some sunshine.

So for how many divers you change m your first two kids, the first two kids might be five total of both. Yes, but then like the last two kids, Oh yeah, a lot, yeah yeah.

Yeah, because you realize we also made fun of you a lot for not doing it right.

Yeah, watch out for TSA fungus because you take your shoes off. So here's what they say, don't go through the TSA metal detector barefoot. Always have socks on. Walking through the airport metal detector barefoot poses a number of health risks. They're seeing more and more of athletes foot nail, fungus, planner, awartz, no, no, no no, And they say, if you do go barefoot, try using alcohol wifes to swab down your feet before you put your shoes back on. From Colorado Foot Institute. Because more people are it has to get really bad to go to the doctor. Who knows how many people are getting crap and not even going to the doctor about it is dealing with it, but socks.

I think about that when they have the little sticker with the two feet on it and everyone just stands there feet.

So this is from the New York Post. A woman is talking about orange juice because she's had nothing but orange juice for forty days. That's it. Oh, so she's never felt better. Here's the thing. It's like when someone fasts like for like really fast, for like a reason like gandhi, right, not when I do, like I'm gonna intermitt and faster and for twelve hours, I'm gonna eat and naugh eat. And the only reason I do that is so I can just know my brain what I'm eating. And I'm not like cheating. It's not really so much for the fasting properties. But you can really lie about that, like a hunger strike. You can really And I'm not saying she's lying, but there's no way to know she's not sneaking some almonds or beef jerky. What if she has someone watching her all the time. Well, I don't know, And let's just believe her for the sake of the story. And then I'm gonna add to that to that part. Uh So, she says. All I do is I drink OJ because vitamin C. There's some I don't know what some of these these things are orange juices, but that's it.

Well, an orange juice is probably just whatever is in an orange.

Yeah, so if it's just eat an orange, yeah, I don't know why. It just says OJ though, but that's all she does. But if you have too much, it can have tonny trouble and mess up your teeth because got a lot of acid. I think that you can do a hunger strike or an orange juice strike and just claim it and no one could ever prove it's not true. Right, But you're doing it for a reason. But that reason is bringing awareness to a certain issue were caught, or for yourself and if you're cheating yourself, But mostly it's not for yourself, are you some of the most famous hunger strikes ever, I'm going to the hunger strike to prove a point about prison about really it's so people would know now they lose weight. But I'm thinking about going on a hunger strike. What about what I'm thinking about going?

Okay, what like a faith based fast that's different?

That would be for you and if you cheated there is, Like it's just you're not not even trying to bring awareness. It's mostly because like Ramadan, whenever they don't eat, you know, that's for them. But I'm think about going on a hunger strike four Yeah, what's your big cause? Yet? I got a lot of them. Man about going on a hunger strike until Arkansas football gets x amount of nil dollars. Wow, that's right. You could die. No, watch me, you could die from the until until we raise one hundred thousand dollars for Arkansas An I l for football. I'm thinking on a hunger strike. I don't even know how to raise it. Okay, you heard it? Does that start now? No? I got have brought some stuff I wanted to get.

I feel like people would put off donating because they want to see how long you can go eating.

I'll go forever.

Ohkay, forever.

There's awesome. Watch me.

So before you go on the hunger strike, like, do you just load up on like sweets and everything you want?

Do you like a hibernation in my belly? Like, let's load it up more of that later. Just come with a great idea. Yeah, I want a hunger strike. It it's hard to hurt yourself while you sleep. However, this one guy is twenty seven years old. He fractured his ding dong because he rolled over and had to yep, and had to have emergency surgery. So he was you know what it didn't say.

I mean, it's I think I read that.

He was. Yeah, and you have to be for it to be hurt. Yeah, No, you don't. You don't. I swear to you. I do. You know, because I've often said I listen, I gotta be gentle here in the words, So you guys don't not be gentle. Watch your chime ins. I've said before that it's I can't sleep naked because okay, what happens to you when you don't wear green on Saint Patrick's Day? You get pitched right, It's like Saint Patrick's Day where I'm not wearing underwear. Okay, but on what do you.

Think, Eddie?

It hurts on his knee, Yeah, his little bow. That's when the New York posting thet Yeah. Yeah, he has to go to the hit of the hospital. They had to give a manestesia. They had to go and surge it. That if surgery the refractures. AH is a whole deal, terrible lasser. I don't even like that story. Leonardo DiCaprio is gonna play Frank Sinatra at a new biopic. That's cool. I think he's like the perfect guy to do it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Martin Scorsese's doing the movie. But is he gonna sing, Hey, let's go to movie Mike. Movie Mike knows that everything about movies. Hey, movie Mike. What do you know?

His daughter is the one who hasn't approved it yet, So once they get their approval of that, they'll probably officially cast Lee Nancy Franks.

Oh Sinatra Santaprio's daughter, okay uh and not Scorsese's daughter, but as soon as Sinatra said, but they could make a movie without anybody's permission, but they're wanting a certain version of it.

I think they have the movie rights to Frank Sinatra. His family does, so they have to get their approval before they can make it.

Tina is the daughter. Oh, Nancy is his daughter though right, Tina is the one who controls Frank's estate, So I guess they just want the blessing.

Probably to use the music too. They get the rights for it, and then Jennifer Lawrence is to good to play his wife.

It's pretty cool. I mean, DiCaprio's he's awesome as an actor.

So when you have all those like the rights and all that stuff, like you can basically tell him like, no, don't put that movie like make him look good.

Yeah, that's the problem I have with biopics is the family has control over it. They can say, oh, I don't tell you that about him.

And it's like an unauthorized And then if you're there's a lot of legal things you could get into, but you could we could go and make a movie about Frank Sinatra today. Yeah, So a lot of stuff we couldn't use and a lot of stuff we don't want to be wrong about because we could get sued for it.

Yeah, because I remember and the Johnny Cash one as like the old one. His first wife family or the kids from the first wife were like, hey, that's not accurate, and then the kids from the second wife are like, hey, yeah, that's accurate.

And so it's a big drama. We love drama.

It's like, right now they're making the Michael Jackson movie, which is coming out next year. His nephew is playing Michael Jackson. It looks just alike really, but they also have a lot of control of over what's going to be in that mood.

Yeah, that's from Consequence dot Net. That's the news sego that Bobby's I want to go talk to Cassie who's calling. Hey Cassie, you were listening earlier. What do you want to say about something, Cassie.

Yeah, so basically, sorry, I got to put the ear away from They were talking about how Lunchbox has a musia or tone deafness.

Yeah, yeah, I mean.

You're right, it's super super rare. Yeah, but I would challenge that and say that maybe he should try to retrie months of lessons with a professional singing teacher.

I don't think it. I'm good. I think my point was I could do a melody because it's a it's a real disease, like less than one percent of Americans have it, where I could do something no no no, no no no, and then he can't repeat that back even like that. We did a whole thing listen on the podcast. We spent a whole segment doing famous songs, not the words, but the melodies by Lunchbrocks. No no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, it's interesting, right, he's that one percent? He was that close? Not really? No, hey, no, not really. One more call. Let's go over to Bob. Hey, Bob, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. Bob, what's going on?

Yes, So, before I asked the question about a bit that you guys say you're gonna do it, had him been done?

Yeah?

I know you know a lot of people Bobby in high places. And why don't we get Abby played more? I head to come on a playlist yesterday that I have saved my phone and it was amazing, like it always is.

But she's not.

Played enough to where she can get a record deal and go somewhere.

With this about Abby Lee Anderson who sings, Hey, their hometown? Is this her boyfriend? Great question? Let me ask you a question, honest question. Have you ever made out with Abby? Okay? Ready, loaded up? Load it up? Hey, their hometown? Okay, we got that for you, Bob, What else do you want to know?

And then the second thing is you guys start bitch and then they never finishing Amen lemonade, and then uh, three pounds of food.

Bit we've been finding this three pounds of food bit for like three months was the first one lemonade? I don't know.

Oh God broke the record for drinking and.

Right here beside me. Yeah, I never forgot about that one. I never forget. Why can I talk about it every day? But the three pounds of food. The whole bit was eat three pounds of food, then we're gonna weigh you, and s if you weigh three pounds more dumbest bit ever, certain people committed to it, and then all of a sudden they wanted to flame me on as their meat. No, but then we changed, we got the food locked in. Then it was alvocado no, no guacamull. But where is it? Why haven't we tell me when it? I had to tell my wife to get up earlier to make it anyway, or you can go buy it, man up early? Thank you. This is the constant struggle I deal with. So I'm glad you brought that up.

Yes, I see that.

Okay, Bob, I'm gonna play this for you though, thank you. Do you still do you still enjoy the show? Oh? Yes, for sure, for sure? Then but go ahead, Oh but we got to get this button.

Here, But like how lunchbox bashes Amy's or Ivy song all the time, and no, I don't know Abby. I'm not her boyfriend. I just enjoy her music. I put her with that song with the same level as Sam Hunt askirts that's that's my favorite song. That Abby would be right under that.

Or she's a screener and he called in about something else and she was like, listen, this is when you get on air.

And I don't know that I disagree with Bob. Okay, so let's say your girlfriend or why for cousin, whomever, somebody that you talk to her you want to get a hold of. They won't return your calls. What do you do?

Keep calling?

Okay, text and you keep texting. Question, but they won't return your calls. Find find my phone alarm. So this guy is his girlfriend there and not in a good place. And she was like, I'm not returning. I'm not going to return your call. Stopped calling me. So he filed a missing person's report on her. Oh my gosh, M nailed this. He's in trouble. Obviously he's in trouble. She wasn't missing what he thought she was. He wasn't. She's went to answered the calls, so he didn't know that. Yes, yes he did.

Okay, because she's texted like leave me alone.

Police believe the man intentionally misled the police and have requested a summary trial to the case for the case in court. I think me thinks he did something wrong and she was like, I'm over you, stop calling me, and so he couldn't get ahold of her, so he filed a missing person's report. Other missing things are mail in this building. Somebody stealing our mail, and I think somebody could be part of the show. Morgan went and cleaned. Morgan, you cleaned the whole.

Thing, cleaned up the whole mail room.

So what happened? What did you do? You went in there was their mail strode all over the place.

Guys, there was wedding invites from listeners from twenty twenty two.

Wow, Like I went through everything.

I opened up anything that was addressed to the Bobby Bono. I left everybody's mail on their desk for what was in there. Abby opened up all of yours. Like we went through everything.

Did you find the stolen shoes?

There was no shoes there. But our listeners do have a theory on that.

Go ahead, I want to hear the theory, and I want anybody to react because everybody has a theory.

But your theory is Morgan go yeah, and it's the listeners are reaching out to me and they're like, hey, you know, like somebody's getting paidback. Eddie stole lunchbox is mail a few months ago. Now a lunchbox is stealing Eddie's mail.

The really expensive shoes. Yeah, Brooks looks running shoes. Okay, that's a theory, Eddie. Your theory, I think it comes from the source. I heard it from Abby. Abbey's one that came to me and said, hey, your shoes are in the break room. And this was on Friday, and so I said, all right, I'll pick them up on Monday. I come in on Monday. They're not there. The only person that ever saw them was Abby. So I think Abby stole them and gave him to her boyfriend.

Oh, we got a new person involved here, that's what I think. Okay, is he on the line.

Well, now we need to know the size of Eddie's foot and the size of Abby's boyfriend's foot.

Good calling. Lunchbox has a theory and Nolan doesn't have a theory. He went and gumshoot it what does that mean he's a private dick. Oh yeah, yeah, he's half of that. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.

I did some investigating and I went and I was like, man, I gotta get to the bottom of this because Eddie missing a pair of shoes is very serious. So I unearthed some audio that I think is going to point to a suspect.

He unearthed he talking about uncovered private investigator. Man, private dick. You know what I mean.

When you're a private investigator, you can put microphones, you can tap.

Phones and wires and all that. I don't know that that's all true, but I have a clip here, So this is a clip. Maybe just play it.

You unearthed it, Yeah, you can play this clip, and I think it's going to point towards the suspect.

Go ahead. I really didn't mean for this to happen.

So I thought about stealing one of his packages, one a lunch box packages, Yes, and I held it under my desk, you know, like months, do you know this is what he's gonna say? No, I have no idea, He has no idea. And I was just like, Oh, I'm gonna I'll submit it in the show. It'd be funny, hahi. I held this package for a month. Somebody cleaned our area.

It's gone. I don't know where your mail is, lunch Box. I'm so sorry. Okay, we all remember this. What did that unearthed?

Like that on Earthed that I was walking through the mail room and I saw a package Eddie, and I was like, oh, you know what payback? I didn't know what's in the package, so I just grabbed it.

Oh what good for him? I grabbed it. He's confessing that he stole it. He's like, he stole it. What he's saying is don't mess with him, and he won't mess with you. Like it was just a brown box.

It didn't say like it just said to Eddie attention or Bobby Bone show attention Eddie. It didn't say like it didn't It's just a brown box. And I was like, all right, So I took it home and I didn't know what was in it. And now I know their shoes in it.

Okay, so my shoe. We haven't stopped stealing mail.

He started it.

I know. That's why I didn't saything the Lunchbox like, oh, you're not true. Lunchbox started it. He stole the boxes. Wine. I had nothing to do with you. He did still first, I mean, but not yours. But he did open mail. Relax the bosses, and he relaxed. Relax. Your boyfriend's in trouble. It's okay, that's true. Not my boyfriend yet. Okay, Look, I'm all good. I didn't know this. Can you please bring him back? Working on that? What is that? What is he talking about? His mail? Back to him? No, dude, the male's loss. Keep on lunchbox, noyes. He lost your mail, the same thing as him. Just keeping your mail. If somebody came in and cleaned all our stuff, you stole it, and that's what happened. Shoes, size, sho you were, well, I got a pair. I know what size you were, like eleven? What sized are these? I don't. I don't open the box. I didn't know this. What's in there?

He doesn't seem like an eleven and a half?

I'm an eleven? Are you have two pair of shoes? That does not mean that's awesome. The judges. The judge is ruling, but no more touching anybody's mails, rulings. Bringing them back. No, he keeps them. No good. You stole his and they were lost.

But we had a listener calling and say they mailed me five thousand dollars and I never got it.

That they were messing with you. You're you were able to keep the shoes unless there's something else, if you want to play a game or something that he can win them back. But they are your shoes because he did that to you. I need to find them. So and we are done. We're done for a shoe for a shoe. No, that's not the law. It is in this room. Hey, no more stealing mail, thank you, Morgan. I do have one more thing.

We did get to a lottery ticket in the mail. Who's we the show? And it never got opened until so it could be something. It's the Luke Combs one.

Does it still I can't still win? Or is it out of play? I don't.

I have no idea. All I know is it's the Luke Combs.

Oh that's a new one. That's that's I'll scratch. Oh my gosh, what if we went to a million dollars? Judge has said launch boxes are your shoes because he lost your stuff, you lost his stuff. This is so dumb. But no more stealing mail. If you steal mail, you will miss a week at the show unpaid. Oh, it'll be unpaid. How did you do that? I don't know. He can steal your paycheck?

Oh you really get a hold of whoever does argill?

That's I mean, I don't know. How about I hear people say that all the time. There's paid leave, there's unpaid. It'll be unpaid. No stealing. Okay, everybody, Okay, we're good, got it. It's funny. He stole his mail back ended up being the shoes. Did you know that when it first came out? No, Literally, when it first came up, I was like, oh man, those shoes. I was like, oh, I had no idea. Okay, we're all good. We're wiping this away. We're done. No more shoe mentions. If you want to gi him to him, you can. If not, you got your two pair of shoes. Buddy, there you go. Thank you. Bobby Bone show up today.

This story comes with us from Long Island, New York. A fifty six old man was seen slashing some tires of his ex. Police start chasing him. He's like, I've seen the movies. I could jump off.

This cliff in his car. In his car goes woo fifty feet down. Boom, lands in a pond. They had to rescue him. One movie is does that actually successfully happen? Fast and Fast and Furious? I mean Duke's Hazard, that's not it.

But what did they do in Fast Fears? Laying in the water and then get out, just.

Falling apart and they just keep going. They just drive on air. At one point I shouldn't say they were No, they were in space.

Yeah, you're gonna spoils. And there was one that they were attached to a bungee in a helicopter, was right right right?

I remember that one.

Yeah.

I don't think it's a secret they went to space because Bobby mentioned it to Ludicrous and we had him.

On the show.

And also these guys would seem like big Fast and Furious fans, especially this one guy. Oh this guy, yeah, av like a big oh yea yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure seeing them all my favorite movie probably probably, So they had to rescue him. They had to rescue him and arrest him. Thank you much. Box at your Bonehead. Story of the Day. So my wife and I play nerds again. It's card game we play. It's kind of like Solitaire in front of you, but also in the middle you're putting cards. It doesn't matter with the game, but we get in in kind of cycles of what can we do together that's fun, And recently it's been let's just play cards. And so when someone wins the next game, they get to pick the music and the whole time they get to run the playlist. And I had one and last night I went all rage against the machine. Oh oh, I've never seen her win so quickly and just dominate because she hate She was like, this is what is this? This is too hard? And I was like, won't do what they do? You can tell her you don't understand. Yeah, she was like, what even is this? I was like, this band, this is like a a significant cultural moment.

From your culture?

Correct? Yeah, from well a little bit yeah yeah yeah yeah. And so she had it and she dominated, and she she was pretty close, but no, it wasn't close at all. And then what would she pick? She picks the different I mean today, that's how I know the music, the hits of today. Yeah, she picks you know the hairy styles is No, that's a little too goofy, little too young.

We listened to a lot. My daughter's obssessed, so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she hates raging some machine. Good job, dude, I was hit. I mean that's a hard one.

Oh, get with it.

She was like, you don't like music this hard? I was like, but you don't understand rage. Yeah, and you don't even know what we're raging about. She's what they what they ever do? I was like, they had protests all over the world. They changed. Then she was like about what and I was like, I don't know, don't know. I was like, three on your two. So that's what we did last night. We're done. Oh. The reason I was bringing that up, it's that game is good for my like brain fog, because you're you're looking at numbers and colors and you're having to like identify, and that's that game is good for me. But I did see that Scrabble is like the number one game if you're having like brain fog or something just doesn't feel right. Sometimes I'll have those days sometimes I sleep too much, randomly, like a day a week. If I do get a bunch of sleep, I'm like, man, I can't connect this. Scrabble is really good for that.

That reminds me I have a game similar to Scrubble on my brain app so I'm gonna.

Play that spending twenty minutes a day will significantly improve response times of Scrabble. We play nerds. That's it. I hope you guys have a great day. The Body Game