The Bobby Bones ShowMON PT 1: Did Lunchbox Finally Make The News? + We Tried The 'Toughest Tongue Twister' Challenge + A Controversial Dating Spill The Tea (Radio Show)
Lunchbox brings in what could be the evidence of him actually making the news. We judged it on whether it counts or not. We all tried to read this sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick to see who would perform it the best. Lunchbox tried to identify the Romantic movie based on the movie quote. Raymundo attempted to spill the tea on someone about a thing he overheard about their dating life and he may be onto something bigger than he imagined. We all shared songs that have bad memories attached to them.
Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show. More in a studio morning. I want to talk about status symbols. Let's say you were super rich, Like what is the status symbol that you would buy if you could. I think a lot of times, even if you're not rich, it's like brands, like clothing brands, right a shoes we were kids, man, if you cold get a Nike or we were kids. The people that wore the jeans that Tommy Hill Figure jeans was like, one day, that's my dream to have wednt have related your bow school, but Tommy Hill figure, It's like one day I'm gonna do it. I never did, but I wanted to. But if you were a billionaire, oh so billionaire, Yeah, if you were a billionaire, you get like what what would you have lunchbox? What would be your status symbol to let people know?
Private jet?
Man, people really wouldn't see that. Though they wouldn't see it, it's not really I mean you could post it all the time, I guess. But like you, I figured you'd pick like Lamborghini gas cars drive around you do like that.
I like a Lambeau, but I thought a private jet was it you sent the pictures up in the air. You're on the jet. Oh and then I'm in room. Oh private jet. I'm gonna head over to Barcelona. Oh I'm in my private jett. I mean they see you travel in the world with the private jet.
That is whoa trophy wives and other big one there like billionaires like troph wives, Like it's about it's all about what you're seeing with in right, it's trophy wives, crazy houses. Well what about you old?
You have like a traveling massuse and hair person and everything person. They I don't have to do anything to get ready or self care.
I just have them a yacht like like I've seen people post pictures of Michael Jordan's yacht like or Tiger Wood's yacht just sitting at the dock. They're like, wow, I look at this as Michael Jordan's in town. That's amazing.
The new status symbol for billionaires is dinosaur skeletons.
No not personal care people.
No good.
They have their own little perm machine already that puts.
Over their head. So where do they put these?
There are multiple people who've done this, but last July, hedge fund billionaire Kin Griffin shelled out forty four point six million dollars for a stegosaurus skeleton.
That's cool.
In another instance, both Nick Cage and Leo DiCaprio started bidding against each other just for a skull of a t rex that sold for almost three hundred thousand dollars, and if I remember correctly, they had to give it back to or they did give it back because they had been stolen. But they were bidding for a dinosaur head. And there are these people their own collections of dinosaur skulls. There's a Chinese real estate developer who is also looking out for his own stegosaurus. So the New York Post with that story, that is, that wouldn't have been on my top one hundred.
Not even I would never even thought of it.
I still think clothes, clothes, because everybody sees you in them, and there's something called quiet luxury with no brands, and you're so quiet about it that people go, dang, he's so legit and he doesn't even need to scream, he's legit. That's like quiet, silent luxury.
But when you have like cool clothes though, like some people don't even notice that, right, that's quiet silent luxury.
But if you're wearing stuff with like prod are written all across the chest, and then it's like are you trying way too hard?
Or are you really rich?
And mostly it's trying way too hard. I feel the way at people that wear the big G Gucci belts, the double g's the big ones, and they have their shirt tucking. You're like, what are you trying to prove? That's a huge double G. Always make the double g's a little smaller. But I don't think. Might be baseball cards too, Oh yeah, for sure, like making Mantle rookie.
What how much do like those go for? Like making like Babe Ruth rookie card? Could it be up to three hundred thousand dollars?
Like the t rest Oh yea yeah yeah, no, no, you can get in the millions.
Wow.
Yeah, there's a T shirt of Bruno. Could I'm looking this up Bruno Kitchen alle t shirt.
I to say it.
The T shirt is thirteen hundred dollars. It's what Mark Zuckerberg wears.
Wow, the T.
Shirt is thirteen hundred dollars. Goodness, you just wouldn't recognize it because it's a white T shirt. But billionaires do quiet luxury if they don't want to scream it. When Mark Zuckerberg, I think when he did Joe Rogan, he had on a million dollar watch.
That's crazy. Million dollars on your wrist, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
Yeah, thanks to the New York Post for that story. I don't even think I've ever even seen a dinosaur skeleton at the museum.
Surely seen are fake, Like it's like a mold.
I think there's like a couple of real pieces and they put fake ones in with it that looks real. So all right, that's the new goal dinosaur skeleton.
It's Ain Barges question to.
Because Hello, Bobby Bones, my coworkers and I always going on scratch offs and lottery tickets first of every month.
We just hit five thousand dollars. We're gonna split it amongst the five of us that got in the problem is we have a sixth person that is usually in, but they were out on vacation. Now that they're back, they heard about the winnings. They want to be cutting on the prize. Should we cut them in? Even though he was out and didn't put his money in, but always has put his money in. How can we navigate this? So we don't have a problem at work, signed Lottery Pool winner al at Lunchbox handle the brunt of this. If his money wasn't in, it was up to them to put the money in before he left. He don't get it, Lunchbox, It's easy. He was on vacation, so he missed the pool. If he was going on vacation and he knew that there's this thing called Venmo, he could be like, Hey, I'm in the Caribbean, but I still want to be on the lottery pool.
He can't come back in and be like, oh, you know what I mean, I missing. I want in now, because what if you would have lost what he has said, Oh, I'll still give you money because you guys lost. No, he only wants in because you won. Sorry, kick rocks. You can get back in the next month. Yeah, I got nothing else to say, Like he.
Did it, I know, but.
Well, I just feel like you could include on him because it's like he always played that's money, that's your take.
You to lose it.
If he always plays, he should have remembered.
Just so you know, I'd still include y'all.
Okay, record you save that? Did they record that way?
Yeah?
We're like yes, say this what file it away like, I don't mind being on record.
You know what, me too, because it's not admissible in court.
Me too.
You can have it all.
Also, because you guys are too lame and won't do a lottery pool every month, we tried, like any billion or something.
I agree with lunchbox or maybe not as harsh. He could have paid the money to be in the pool. He did not. If it is a regular thing, if it's consistent, he should have continued to be consistent even though he wasn't there.
It sucks for him the one time he leaves they win, it is gonna be awkward to work though.
That's it.
Just accept it. Yeah, he'll be like, oh, did you get a new jacket?
Yeah?
I bought it with that five thousand. We won five of them. He's got a thousand bucks taxes seven or fifty bucks or so. Yeah.
Yeah. Just whenever he says, oh, did you get a new car?
No, man, that's not from the winnings. Don't worry. Just rub it in whenever that is not a rubbead. Yeah, that's just like working and having a good job.
Okay, that's it.
Close it up.
Let's go over to Amy, Amy all the time, Amy, all the time.
So friendships literally change how you see the world. And when I saw this, I was like, I have to share this with the all because scientists did a study where people stood at the base of a hill and they had to judge how steep it was. People accompanied by a friend while doing this said that the hill was less deep compared to people who were alone. You get where this is going, right, Go ahead, Okay, Just because you were standing next to someone you love, your brain perceives the hill as easier to climb. They also found that the closer you are to that friend, whether you've known them for a long time, have a deep relationship, or maybe you just met them, the hill still doesn't look as steep as if you're alone.
So doing hard things, just have a friend by your side.
I don't want to burden anybody, though. I gotta rather take the hill and die going up it that have to drag someone into it with me. I like to study, though, Yeah I should, really, Conny might lunchboxing. Were your thoughts on that study? I don't really know.
I mean, the hill is the same size either way, Like, it doesn't matter if you have a friend with you or not.
It doesn't matter.
You don't need the friend cannot help you up the hill.
It's how you look at the hill though.
Yeah, it's the perception of the hill and the relationship you have with somebody that if you did need help, they could be there for you. And if you don't need the help, I mean, it's more by that the hill. You're right, the hill is the same side.
Hillstocks in the same So no matter why, it's gonna take as many steps to get up the hill, either if you have a friend or not.
It's not about the actual amount of steps. It's not databased. It's the hill doesn't look as hard to climb because you know someone's there with you.
If it is really hard, your brain literally perceives it different.
All perception, not data.
Also, I think I'm probably gonna get up that hill faster because my friend may be a little slower and it's gonna slow me down.
See, I think if alliance chase, I mean, I'm faster than that friend, and if line will eat that friend. Oh that's a good point too. That's why I have friends in case lions pop out, so that the lion can eat them. What's the other story.
Well, studies show that women who go for walks with friends are happier and two point five times less likely to feel lonely. So if you can walking up pills, go for a walk with a friend, you're two point five times less lonely. I'm sure that applies for guys too. But y'all don't really like to call each other up to go for a hike.
Or a walk.
I would never call a buddy and be like, you want to go for a walk? Ever, No, it's not really a guy thing because I would think you're up to something you did that. Yeah, I would be like, do you want to play pickleball? Or like there's a real like an activity. Those were the competition. It's all it's a masculinity thing, right, That's the same reason I'll call it.
But you want to right here, Well, maybe y'all should time. You know, I don't break the molds.
No, we're not walking.
Guys rarely call each other just to talk either, right, You guys are much healthier in your communication. Rarely will I call anybody dude, although I'd like to and be like, hey, just checking in, what's what's on your mind? That guys don't do that. Really, I wish they would. That would be much healthier, But we really don't do that, and I wouldn't call and be like, you want to go.
For a walk.
Maybe the challenge is, y'all just call a buddy, go for a walk.
I think everybody's different. But I have friends that I play PlayStation with, so like we played football, we put the headsets on and in the mill. That is the conduit to get to like real life stuff.
Two point five times less lonely. If you play video games.
That's our fantasy football, you can. I would call a guy friend and be like, dude, trade me, Yeah, pick a player Lebron. No, Joe Burrow.
He didn't play football, basketball.
Play you can't play Nbay two.
K Okay. Now you're just saying words. And I would say, hey, trading with Joe Burrow and now turning Joe Burrow, Well come on. But anyway, hey, I saw all this about your kid, and that would be like what we would do. Because we're stupid. We're stupid.
You gotta start with Joe Burrow.
Yeah, you know.
I mean we have to have a reason we call, because if I'm just calling to be like, hey, I'm just calling to check in.
They most guys don't have the emotional capacity to actually allow that because it'd be like, oh, lame, but it's not lame. It's not lame at all. And I think both guys would also know it's not lame, but still they'd have to be like, oh, it could have been conditioned. Yeah, you have. It's my job to uncondition everybody.
Are y'all, y'all go golf, you'll probably talking.
Would be one.
We need something to get us there, and it's not even the reason that we're there.
It's time for the good news box.
Jared Morrissey is driving home in Rock Island, Illinois, around midnight.
He sees some flames in the distance.
He's like, oh, someone's having a bonfire, and as he gets closer he's like, oh, no, that's no bonfire.
Our garage is on fire.
And he pulls his car over, goes up, bang bang bang bang. No one's answering, bang bang bang bang. No, one's answering, bang bang bang. Finally a lady comes up, can I help you? And she's like, your house is on fire. She grabs her dog and gets out of there safely. What happened the house burned noon. Yeah, yeah, everybody got out. Yeah, yeah, I's banging. He kept banging.
I mean you think he was just gonna give up after once, But he's like.
No, I didn't think that because you kept banging.
Reroll out here.
Yeah, well you had to bang and he got tired and stop and see if you hearing saying nothing?
So keep banging.
Always quite a commitment when you got to keep banging on a door and somebody to come out, it is it really is.
I mean he had to decide, am I going to break a window?
What do I do?
But on the third sets of bangs, she answered the door and that does allowed bangs?
How to go again? Bang?
I'd been there at one Those are allowed with a gun. He was banging on my door. A great job. He saved her and her dog. Uh sucked about the house. But human life always more valuable. That is what it's all about. That was telling me something good, something rare. I am the only person in the studio right now. I have made everybody leave. They are standing out in the hall. They cannot hear me talk. But we're gonna do a little competition between them.
I have.
What they are saying is the toughest tongue twister in the English language. These words together the toughest tongue twister in the English language, and we will see who does the best. They'll each get two attempts, and they can't read them for like more than like thirty seconds. They can't practice. They'll get two attempts, and I guess it's I'm the only one. I'll score them, right, You want to score them with me? Yeah, okay, we'll score them out of ten. Okay. I send in Morgan first, and so I have it on a piece of paper. We're going to walk in the door. She will go to the microphone. She will attempt the tongue twister. Hello, Morgan, if you'll accept this piece of paper, do not open it until you sit down at your desk, and then you'll have two attempts. You don't know what it is yet, but you'll have two attempts. Handing Morgan the paper, don't open it yet. Morgan is our head of all of our digital She sits in the middle of Eddie and lunchbox. Now on that piece of paper, Morgan, you will see the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Okay, you get two attempts at it. I'll give you around ten seconds to look at it before you try it. But when you try it, it's officially on and I have to say it.
It doesn't matter how fast or I just have to say it.
You just have to say it. You can't.
Well, if you go slow, your points will go way down because we're judging you.
Okay, So you want me to just talk normally?
That okay?
Are you ready?
I'm ready and take a look, so we'll give you just second. Here is not good. This is the toughest tongue twister in the English language, and Morgan go ahead.
Six six cheeks, six sheeps sick.
I feel like I want to say a cuss word.
Good point, give it one more run okay, six.
Six cheeks, six sheeps sick.
I know, I feel like I'm saying words.
It feels like I'm speaking gibberious, the tough one. So it is sixth six cheeks, sixth sheeps sick. Impossible. You'd never use it as a sentence. That is the hardest ray. Well, you just score for Morgan there out of ten yep two sadly wow that low I.
Thought she did?
Okay, dang I thought I didn't do that bad.
I was gonna get six, but okay, stay true. Morgan got tonight, all right, send amyen comming. So now Amy is walking in. She's in the isolation hallway where there is no sound coming over the top, and Morgan, you can just pass Amy. Oh, they're out on the deck. They went all the way on the desk to make sure nobody get cheat. Yeah, you can just hand Amy that piece of paper when she comes in. Don't look at the paper, please, do you sit down? So what we have on this paper is the English language's toughest tongue twister. So once you open it, you have about ten seconds to look at it, and you'll have two attemps at it. Okay, okay, and go ahead and take a look. Amy's opening it up, and then you can't practice it. You can just look at it. Let me know whenever you're ready. Yeah, all right, and you get two ATTEMPSCO.
Six six sheep six sheep sick sixth sixth six six sheeks six sheep six six.
You had extra words and math sounds, okay, raymon, No, I think she did better than Morgan. What I feel like I judge Morgan slurred a lot. I don't know if she nailed any of the words. Amy at least nailed some of them, So that's for that. I'm gonna give Amy a three. Wow, I'll give Amy a three as well. So Amy totals core six. All right, we have two other people here. Let's go ahead and bring Eddie in. And Amy just passed Eddie your sheet when he comes in. I feel like Amy was adding extra words. It's hard to say six six sheeks six Hey Eddie, whoa, Hey, buddy, Morgan had Eddie your sheet. So this is the English language's hardest tongue twister. You can look at it for a few seconds. Do not practice it. If you practice it, you're just qualifying.
Look at it now.
Go ahead, Okay, we'll judge you. Raymond and I were the judges. Raymond is a terrible judge. So did you feel like Raymond is.
A bad Yeah? Hey, hey, yeah, this is hard man. I'm dyslexic, so this is hard. And go six six sheep six sheep sick? Got it? Nailed it? You got one more like the other one? No, no, you get to it twice?
Oh, okay, six chek six sick in the wrong order dyslexia.
Did you see how I switched sick in chic? That's my life, guys, right there in a nutshell. Okay, go ahead, more time six six sheeks six sheep six stick.
All right, send lunch his score. I'm gonna judge the first one. Yeah, you and for that, I give him an eight. That was awesome.
Yeah, I'll give him a seven.
Okay, there you go.
How did I do that?
And then finally coming into the room and the tongue twister challenge. Luckily nobody said a batter word yet, dude, you got I got really close. Here's lunch box. Now it's a tongue twister. You get to look at it, but you cannot practice it out loud with your mouth. So go ahead and take a look at it.
I never practice. Go take a look.
You have a few seconds.
Yep, I see it.
You'll get two opportunities.
Ready, yep, go six six sheeks six ships six six six sheeks six ships six.
He missed a word completely, Yeah, now the word ship's not in there?
Sheeps should do that again. Yeah, it's not. You're not gonna be rewarded for it.
Yeah, six six six six sheeks six sheeps six.
I al Will said ships again. Yeah, I read ships man, that's weird. You're dyslexic.
Ray time with Amy because he missed the word. Other than that, he did pretty well. So three okay, okay, so on laughing what I said. That's pretty cheeps, Amy and lunch Box with a total score of six yet two threes six, that's pretty good. Amy was adding extra words. She said them all, but she added extra words. So we got first place. Well, and you said new words, didn't add any other ones. Yeah, I was pretty spot on though, Morgan solid eight. Thought you underscored by Ray, And thank you I do to Eddie, who knew was our best speaker. Fifteen Wow, fifteen fifteen, And I have a speech you can't stop saying you have start saying you have all this stuff wrong with you, But I do, And.
That's so cool a speech impediment, I do tell you.
See.
It also doesn't have a list. Wow, I've never won something like this.
And you want to do a victory lab.
No, No, I'm just gonna just gonna go on in the high note. Why don't you do the victory lab for did.
You go real slow?
No? No, everybody kind of did it around the same speed because we were penalizing for slow. I'm not very good at it either. Come on, six six cheks, six chips, sick, I said, ship, Yeah, it's so hard, that's what.
No, no, no, no, I'm not in that.
No no, no, I no, I take myself out of this one. Our winner, Eddie. I'm on a couple of speaking tours.
Now, wow, I just do that the whole time.
We're gonna test Lunchbox on his romantic movie knowledge as some of these are so easy. But these are romance movies, or at least movies with a lot of romance. Ray Play the example, easy one.
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.
Ben realized that was a romance movie. Force GM has a romance in it, got it. Some of these get a little more romantic, caught it. There are five questions, how many will you get, Eddie.
I think he's more romantic than we think, so I would say he gets four out of the five.
All right, first one up.
So it's not gonna be easy.
It's gonna be really hard, and we're gonna have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you I want all of you forever, you and me every day.
Will you do something for me?
Stop thinking about what I want? What he wants, what your parents want?
What do you want?
Can you name that romantic movie? Can you name the actor? Like how do You Get There?
That is Jake Jillenhall, Gosh, I thought it was Broke Back Mountain, but then.
A girl laughed. I saw you react to the girl. I did go ahead.
I got Broke Back Mountain incorrect. You did hear a girl laugh? That is the notebook. Will you play a little bit of that again? Right? So it's not gonna be easy, It's gonna be really Ryan gosl Ryan Gosling got it all right.
Next up, the.
Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymond, but It's not funny. Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn't last twenty two minutes.
Last Forever?
Is that familiar? No One more time.
Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymond but It's not funny. Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn't last twenty two minutes.
Last Forever.
You've seen the movie. Okay, that has to be Vince Vaughan and that is what in Crashers.
No, it's not vince Va. It's knocked Up. That's the movie.
Uh oh, that's that guy.
What is his name? Then? What's the guy's name? Alright, that's him. So I was thinking because.
He's the one that's married, like giving the advice, you weren't thinking, Yeah, you weren't thinking you've missed him all all right? Next up, I wish I knew how to quit you.
That's broke back meltin. He got that one quick. Yeah, that one, he knew. That one he nailed.
Like it's sitting on that one. How do you feel like that one that I feel like I got it right?
Is that the only one you've seen out of all the ones he's played, No, I've seen.
What it was?
The one it much most, We should say, No, No, definitely not. That's just the famous one.
Next up, that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you lo credit maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but chilling them for.
The rest of your life.
What about us?
We'll always have patters.
Uh, let me hear that again more time. That plane leaves the ground and you're not with him.
You'll look credit.
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon into the rest of your life.
What about us, We'll.
Always have Patterson.
Okay, so that's back when Eddie was in high school. To give me Casablanca. Correct, he nailed it?
Really?
Yeah, dude, I don't even know what that is. No liar old movie.
All right, one more go ahead.
But here I am sir falling and there's only one person. It makes you feel like I can fly.
That's you.
Can you need that romantic movie?
Oh man, that sounds like Kevin Costner.
You're so wrong every every time he tries to guess, he's so wrong. That sounds like Kermit the Fraud.
No man that broke back, he got that? Yeah, yeah, one more time.
But here I am sir falling and there's only one person. It makes me feel like I can fly.
That's you.
I got it, get it?
That's Will Smith and Hitch We mess with him abut a Brogbate Mountain all a sudden, he gets it. It's Hitch. That's hitch Man, Eddie, what you guess he gets I said four?
That was wrong, right? You got three?
Lunchbox, you can have five dollars for winning, okay, or you can play for twenty dollars. I just have this hit on the counter. If you put it on the line, oh dollars and you get.
The next one.
Oh I'm gon hol on now now you guys put money on it. I'll start playing for real.
What do you mean you weren't playing for real? No, man, I was sandbagging.
Okay, twenty dollars at stake, go ahead.
I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I know who that is.
I do too.
That's Tom Cruise. No, it's not no Kevin Cosmy.
That lore time.
I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Man, that is my boy, Billy Crystal for the win.
With Harry Matt Sally.
Twenty dollars. Don't try that like I'm wrong. That's Billy Crystal, baby, I know it is.
Why should we started like busting to chops and and broke back He's like, I gotta focus in on this that he knew all of these Probably is that when Harry Matt Sally, how not doing that? At this drone that flies over our house. I've been documenting it for like two or three months. I bought a drone to go up. The drone has moved a little bit where it's not directly above our house now and it's gotten higher. And now that daylight savings has happened, and it's a little later where it before it gets dark, the drone can be seen a lot easier because I think it just goes up at a certain time. I'm not kidding. I know at times I can exaggerate for the sake of a story. I can be hyperbolic, but I'm not right now. I try to take picture of it last night. I tried to video it last night, but whenever I pulled my phone up to video it, I'm looking right at it, it did not show up in my phone. Why, I don't know. I had my camera on it, I zoomed in. There was no drone in the picture or in the video. I pulled my camera down. Drone right there. I put my camera up. No drone in the video or the photo of my phone, because what I wanted to do, because it was getting darker later and it was lighter at the time, would show people that, oh you can kind of see this drone. Now I don't know what kind of special powers it's using, but I was unable to record this drone. It was bizarre. I called my wife, I said, because we see the drone all the time, said, hey, you see the drone. She goes, yeah, said look at this. She goes, where is it? You just took a picture of it? Exactly? I said, look, now I took a video. She says, not in the video. Whatever technology this thing has, you cannot record it. And I'm not exaggerating. Amy, care to explain, I.
Have no idea what's happening. Explain like as if I'm responsible for the drone?
No, I I just wanted if you had a theory, because I'm sure whatever this light is, there's a big light on it.
Well, yeah, I've seen a picture of like Kaitlin having it with the light at night. Yes, but I guess what if it has some weird yeah technology, or yes it.
Does, it does.
It has some weird technology that you cannot even record it. I also it's weird. I'm not going to say this right here and right now because I don't. It's not that I don't feel safe, but I don't feel secure and confident enough to share this. I have been contacted by someone asking me to stop talking about an unspecific terms surveillance technology.
Okay, well, so why are you talking about it?
Should we stop talking about it?
Like I don't want to get in trouble?
Okay, Ray hit the button, please, we're out of here.
Thank you the good point, Amy, Ray, hit the button.
It's time for the good news.
Lets produce already.
The people of Madison, Mississippi, love Omari Daniels. They say he's always uplifting. He volunteers at local bakeries, he helps with school plays. They love him. Well, the other day he got into a car accident, totaled his car. Now Omari didn't have a car, so they were like, well, we need to get him something. He always helps us. Let's pay him back. So they all got together raise a lot of money and they paid for a brand new car for Omari. Now he's driving in style.
That's awesome.
That's awesome. They would actually get together and raise money for they dude. That's awesome.
And the fact that like he just lives in town, but everybody knows him because he's so nice.
Like that's that's cool. It's a good thing to be known for. Yeah, Omari the nice dude around town. Other people get known for worst things.
That's a good thing.
That's what it's all about. Good job, Mary, that was telling me something good. Now it's time for Amy's Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
What's the cheapest kind of meat?
What's the cheapest kind of meat? Dear, it's a buck, that was the morning corny. Or it's a dough. It's only a doe, a little bit of dough.
I sort of had that after dark kind of version, but it's not.
If you say after we can't do it, I go ahead, we'll do I feel like it's okay.
What's the chiefest kind of meat?
Deer balls? They're always under.
A buck Like that's like late afternoons. I wanted delay, So Scoba, you'll have to beat that and I'll have to go to the podcast.
Yeah, I think we'll just because the Bible Belt and all that, they don't try to do it.
I think it's kids more than that.
If we're all about it.
We got it. We'll put it in that podcast.
You can hear that.
We just beat that part of it, right. Play Steve from Louisiana.
I just want to know if we have any update about those drones that you are sitting of Connor growing up the fight, or anything about what had.
Happened if you were to have been listening earlier, which it may not have been. I did talk about an update in my drone saga. It was like twenty minutes or so ago. If you go to the podcast today and go search for the Bobby Bone Show, you can hear me talk about that.
I just did it.
So I don't want to do it again because people are like, shut up about the drones. But go check out the Bobby Bone Show podcast. And I did talk about a new development and the drones at my house. But I think is really weird. So Bobby Bone Show and subscribe to the podcast. Thanks. Lunchbox played some audio last week where he jumped into a reporter and was like, I want to be on the news, and it was about you playing soccer as an adult.
Yeah, they were doing a thing about adult soccer in Nashville. I guess I don't really know what the story is about. I just saw him talking to someone, and the guy who was talking to looked very uncomfortable in front of the camera. I didn't have much to say with FIDGETI, and I was like, this guy needs help. Let me step in and be a star.
So uh, the story ran okay, And before I played this story lunchbox, I'd like to ask you, how do you feel about it? Well?
I felt like they didn't They didn't highlight me like they were supposed to.
Interesting okay.
Also, I was expecting big time ten o'clock news because I figured that's the big one when everybody's home about to go to bed they watched the news.
First of all, I don't even watch his news anymore, like at ten generally, but I hear you that would be the one I would think would be the most watched.
I didn't realize I was gonna get thrown at first. Six at five o'clock when people are still at work. Five he gets five o'clock.
Five is definitely JV Yeah five yeah, five when they were like working stuff out. Yes, it's like the warm up show. They might not be on the air like they're just doing stuff Okay.
So when I saw five o'clock news, I was like, oh, man, like, no one's gonna see it. Like half the people that I thought, you know, would be tuned into the I mean, we just lost half the audience because they're not even off work yet.
I will say this, he is in it.
WHOA Okay, yeah, so where I'll play it, but where he's like, oh five o'clock, he is in it. So this is a story from w k r N about adult sports leagues.
Go ahead, Julian minnesot shows US one league proving age is just a number.
Here we go. If Father Time is undefeated, I'll be forty four this year.
It's because he's.
Never played soccer.
I want to stay young at mid state sports leagues. Baby, there's a bunch of young guys out here, and us older folks got to hold it down because you see the gray and the beer. They see you and they're like, oh, this old man can't play, and guess what, I still beat them.
Well, age is just the number.
I see these twenty year olds out here and they're running around and I want to feel like I'm twenty.
But here it's also a marker to measure, just how far one can go and then he goes to some girls. But I feel like you were in that a good amount. I was.
They didn't really show me playing. I know they didn't show him playing. They show at the very beginning.
They showed like his face like yelling, and they showed me clapping on the sideline.
It looked like a bench warmer the sideline.
I want to highlight the depositive here. You were in it a lot. Your face was in it a lot. You were staying like in front of a net.
That was a win. The win was you were there and they used you for like thirteen seconds boom, big one.
I don't think it was a total loss of air to five Okay, so not the most prime spot but five o'clock fine. But yeah, dude, you look like a benchwarmer.
You know that.
You saw that?
Oh I saw it, And I'm like, why don't you show me like with my assist when you know they scored and said they just showed me clapping on the sideline.
I'm like, no, no, no.
And at the end of the game, we were like shaking hands at lunchboxes, like shaking hand not oh no, it's not a follow no, because I think it was a win.
I think it was a net game. Didn't the reporter say that, and we need some shots of you playing, Like didn't he get shots.
Of you playing.
On the sideline?
Yeah, and he got a shot of like our goalie giving up a goal and then one of the girls on our team scoring.
He didn't really get it really was. Yeah, he didn't get much action of me. But no one's notice that.
No one's gonna notice that the guy they were talking to in the news wasn't doing the action. I thought you did great. They kept you in the story. You started the story.
I was the lead.
I was the lead.
I don't know about a character, but yes, you were. You were a character in that story. But I say this is a win. Okay, it'd be funny if it came on they didn't use you, or they use like that time you were in Friday Night Lights, the TV show and they showed you, but they used somebody else's voice over at the top of yours. Like that was funny. We made fun of that.
Yeah, that hurt.
You were in this and that's good.
I was all over it.
And it was five o'clock, so okay, we'll take it down we give it five points. We pull it down one notch because of five. We pulled it down one notch because he looked like a bench warmer. But three, three points out of five, that's a win. Yeah.
Hey, and what did it teach you?
When you see a news camera go up to him, say you need a star, they'll put you on.
I'm gonna pass on that. But you did that, and you made the news. And so is that. It's scratch. Now are you done? Oh?
No, No, I gotta I gotta keep going.
At the beginning, I.
Got a taste of it. I got a taste of it, and now I'm like, oh, I want more, and I want ten o'clock.
If you imagine tennerlog news. Now we're talking, Yes, now we're talking. Okay, one more time for lunchbuck Man. We're gonna do songs that bring up a pretty bad memory. It can't be death. It can't be like funeral stuff, so it can't be a suit that level. But you hear the song, you're like, oh, man, here's why I don't like that song. Amy have one.
Yeah, it's a great day to be alive. It takes me back to college and it was.
A fun song.
You know it's great, but I associate it with a breakup, and I would get into my shower and blast that song on repeat, and I would lay on the shower floor with the water.
Pouring on me, crying.
And so whenever I hear that song, that's where my body goes and I'm over that breakup, Like it's fine, I'm not impacted by that, but it just forever has that association.
Weird song though it was randomly playing or you chose every time to get.
Into Badtobe, Wait, sure why it happened.
Maybe it was that song and I was like, it's not a great day to feel like.
It's not but it was a release for me and I would cry more than once. So then yes, so maybe it was playing the first time. Yeah, and they were just like I gotta cry again, hit it, and so you hit it, got it.
So that's what. That's a good song.
That's so good. It's so good.
I can still listen to it, but I there there will never be a day that I won't think of me crying in the shower when I hear that song.
One more time I hear it, Man, I go back to junior year.
It was either ninety six or ninety seven.
I don't know if it was fall or spring, but there was a song by the name of Strawberry Wine, and this girl had her cousin visit from Alpasso and we were doing a little makeout at a party.
When her cousin came in.
It was like, we gotta go, and Strawberry One was playing in the living room, and so I'll never forget.
That's when I never.
What's the bad memory? It got cut short, It got cut short. A cousin came in and said, we gotta go, and then she went back to all pass So after that and I never saw her again. There was some hugging and then her cousin's like.
We gotta go. Maybe her cousin was like blocking for.
The club.
Sometimes somebody like gets in and I'll save you.
I've always thought no, no, because the girl's tongue was in my mouth same time, so I think the cousin may have been a little jelly.
All these glory stories are like mid high school.
Mid high school. I hear you, I hear you, Eddie, ninth grade man John Michael Montgomery. I swear I was supposed to go to the homecoming dance, and I had the girl picked out that I was gonna ask, I haven't practiced the dance over and over to. I swear the dance like the high school dance, the homecoming dance, right, but what was the dance? You practice that? The two step? I would practice two step two. I swear it like to hours and hours. And then I asked my parents if I can go to the dance. They said, you can't go to the dance, So I never went. So every time I hear I swear by John Michael Montgomery, I'm like, God, I never got to do that dance. You knew who might have been there. I go over pass. You practiced two step into that, then never got to go over and and why would you not get to go? My parents this traditional Hispanic culture. They're like, you're too young to go to a dance. They're not gonna be going with a girl.
Get out of here. How old were you again?
I was that ninth grade?
What y'all have that's a big.
Yeah, that's for women. Just changed the last step and it went female to male.
No, okay, okay, uh mine, yeah, mine wasn't about all yours are about love?
Love man?
Yeah, no.
Mine was in eighth grade. So we me and a friend and a friend's little brother had practiced. There's this song by Ray Stevens called uh the Streak and it goes, oh yes, they call them the streak when the best man on two feet. And we practiced so hard in the talent show and I even got like a for the kid part of it. He was probably eight. He had like a full tan like bodies suit because the streak is like somebody that supposed to naked, right, because then that was a song too. Oh yes, think it was so funny. We had nailed the song like singing it.
The kid ran out.
The crowd erupted and laughter because the kid wasn't a full and we should have won the dang talent show. And we had it up to the very end. I know, without a doubt we were about to win that talent show, well at the very end. And they were great friends, Aubrey and Christy. They come out and they do Garth Brooks too, have a kind working on a full house and they're just lipstaking the song. There's nothing to it. They didn't have a streak or anything. And so and we got a good pop, good laugh when we did ours and had like a little bit of choreography, and so he's from my little, bad Little Ama Wana. And at the very end, Aubrey smiles and she had blacked out one of her teeth. The crowd thought that was the funniest thing they'd ever seen. We lost because of that. We lost because she smiled and blacked out one of her teeth and it looked like she was missing a tooth.
A dumb, cheap joke that two of a kind work on a.
Full house brings back that when we finished second place in the Talent show to a blacked out tooth.
That's sad.
That's sad, and that's why I don't like that song anymore. Bad memory that you should have won that stupid talent show. Morgan, Do you have anything?
Yeah?
I do.
It is related to love as well.
Of course, I guess nobody just liked me. Maybe that's a problem. Nobody liked me, so I don't have any love songs. Okay, give me one more.
It was a white Liar by Miranda Lambert.
I found out my first like serious boyfriend was cheated on me majorly, and I blasted this song.
And so now every time I think of this song.
I think of my first relationship, first time, being cheated on, the whole experience.
So now you just play it on repeat every relationship.
All right, lunch.
Wake up, wake up in the.
Radio, lunchbox. Morgame too that it's trying to put you through. Fuck, he's running this Wig's next bit and Bobby's on the box, so you knowing this.
It's about it all. So Steve Vanella is a hunter, a writer, a TV host. He's all about eating weird foods, but he's very ethical with his hunting. He has a brand called meat Eater, and he has his podcast that's out it's really good, and he's got a TV show that's out on the History Channel. So I'm talking to him about the Donner Party. The Donner Party is it's a family that's trying to travel west and it's a cannibalism kind of story. But he has a whole different take on it. So this is Steve Baranella talking about that.
Yeah, I was telling this mouse telling the story of my kids last night or dinner. So in eighteen forty six, people are through at the Oregon Trail. Right in eighteen forty six, this big group of families. They all leave in Missouri and they're traveling together or over the Oregon Trail. And this group these are kind of loose groupings of families, but this group of them, under the leadership of this patriarch, this Donner fellow, they decide to take a thing called the Hastings cut Off, which is supposed to be a short cut to California. In fact, it's like a long cut. It's worse conditions. And now we understand with you know now that you can look at a map, it's actually longer. So it's like a longer, worse route billed as a short cut. They have to cross the Sierra Nevada the picture. This is the mountain range. It separates like Nevada from California, you know, great skiing destination. Now they have to cross the Sierravana. There's early blizzard. There's a early snowstorm, and it catches them way up in the mountains. It's early enough in the year they think that maybe they'll melt off and they'll be able to continue on their way, but it just gets worse and worse, to the point where eventually they can't even backtrack. They can't go back the way they came and they get stuck there. What they're really famous for is for cannibalism. So if you make a joke about the Donner Party today like Donner Family Dinner, right, and winds up being it's a cannibalism joke.
They did resort to cannibalism.
However, over half of the people in the Donner Party were little kids, were children, and children wound up being of the survivors. Over half of the Donner Party survived, and children were far more likely than the adults to survive the ordeal. You could look at the Donner Party as this American horror story about these people committing this atrocity of cannibalism, or you could look at it like this, which is the conclusion I come away with.
You could look at it like this. It was people family doing.
Everything possible, and I mean everything possible to keep their children alive. Very different like ways of looking at something. And when I got done, I'm like, dude, I'm gonna stop making jokes about I'm stop making Donner Party cannibalism jokes.
Man.
It was a harrowing thing and they get kind of blamed for it, you know, but dude, it was a freak blizzard and people had successfully crossed the Sierra Nevada had successfully crossed.
Later in the year than they did. It was just they were just victims of horrible luck and something really bad happening.
Weren't like dumb, they weren't desperate. I mean, they got desperate.
You know.
It's it's like this heroic tale that has been just kind of abused over the years.
I think.
That is Steve Ranella. When we come back after the song, there was a guy who robbed people on an airplane and then jumped out of the plane, and so he's trying to figure out if he's still alive. We'll talk about that next. Now we're talking with Steve Ranella from the TV show Hunting History New Episodes Tuesday is a ten ninth central on the History Channel. Now there's a story of dB Cooper. He's an unidentified man who hijacked an airplane back in the day, back in the seventies and forever they've been trying to figure out if this guy who hijacked the plane and jumped out of the plane with a lot of money, if he could have lived. We talked about the drawing of dB Cooper because they did a sketch and if Steve thinks that dB Cooper, who's like wildly famous, the story is if he thinks dB Cooper survived, you know.
What I went in.
We did it.
Yeah, we did a hunting history episode on DV Cooper.
We just focused on that question because a lot of it, like like our focus is always on these areas of mysteries that have a wilderness component, that have like a survival component or a hunter gatherer component, And with DV Cooper, we got into the jump zone.
So just for people for a quick recap, in.
The nineteen seventies, there was this like epidemic of skyjackings. dB Cooper is the only unsolved skyjacking in US history where a guy gets on a plane, takes hostages, demands money, gets the money, jumps out of a plane, never to be seen again. The FBI identified a drop zone based on all these different inputs, and it was like rugged, mountainous terrain, heavily forested. Just as a passive, like you know, dB Cooper, observer reader, I always saw there's no way the guy lived. He jumped out at night, he didn't pack his own shoot.
I just thowt. The reason they never found him is he was burrowed into the muck and moss somewhere.
That was it, right, But man, after working on that episode and hanging around with para shooters that have done like twelve thousand jumps, military paratroopers, dude, these people that really know that world, They're like, no, there's no reason to think he wasn't fine.
They're like, he definitely is fine. It really changed my idea. So then it brings up the next question is what happened to him when he hit the ground and what did he do?
Well?
They found money too, like like parts of dollar bills in the area, but they didn't.
Well yeah, yeah, dude, yeah they did.
What are you not say?
Over what are you trying to not say?
Right now? What do you what do you think?
No?
No, no, they did. It was the money.
Way away from the FBI's drop zone, a kid was clearing out a place to make a fire on the beach on the Columbia River on a mud bar. He's cleared out a little place to make a fire and finds a stack of rotten twenty dollars bills. This is in the eighties. If you look at the FBI's drop zone. Okay, what the FBI determined to be the drop zone. If dB Cooper had dropped that money either in the air, threw it out of the plane whatever, like landed, lost it, whatever, and you put it into a creek and there's a lot of rivers and creeks there, it would not have washed to the place where it was deposited in a gravel bar. So either the drop zone is way off or someone after the fact went and buried that stuff there. A guy I interview and hang out with in there who is a real he's like a citizen sleuth type that has really dedicated himself to the DV Cooper mystery. He thinks that the FBI's drop zone was off and that dB Cooper buried that stuff in the gravel bar. What's funny, now, when I went to the spot, When you go to the spot, you're sitting nine feet below where they found the money. So if you said where'd you find the money, it was nine feet over your head because that gravel bar is gone now.
The Columbia River ate it. Dude, It's like it is such a rabbit hole.
Man.
You can't, dude, if you get into the whole DV Cooper thing, and you start unraveling all the things, it'll kill you. I mean it'll kill you because it's too much, too much. It's such a perfect mystery. It's the gift that keeps giving.
I think this is a risky spill the tea, So spill the tea, spills a tea. Sometimes I think these will be fun spill the tea's that there will be a little argument about. But sometimes I feel like people come in way aggressive with spill the teas and they want to share things that people don't either know is going to be shared at all or want to be shared. And I think let's tread lightly on this one because it comes to us not from Lunchbox, not from Eddie, but from Raymundo. So tread lightly Raymundo. And maybe we can step harder as we go. But I don't think you go, You just go. Yeah.
So we had hot mics the other day.
The show was over and they were rolling and I was just sitting in here and Amy was having just a very normal conversation with Morgan and she dumped over a little bit of tea. And I don't know if Amy recalls this moment or maybe Morgan does, but there was some spilled on the countertop.
Actuality or worse, No, not actual.
This is good metaphorical go ahead, and I'm just curious.
Do y'all know what I'm talking about? A good question? No question, don't lead them anywhere.
Let's just say, Amy, you first, I have no idea. I don't even know. Okay, here's here's the deal I want to make. You can say no if you really don't know, but be like nah if you do know, but don't want to say no.
I don't know.
I don't have a clue, fair Morgan, no or nah.
No, I have no idea.
I say stuff all the time. Here, you know that's what I'm talking about.
Okay, then I would like to ask a bit of permission for Ray to take one other half step without giving it away, because if you both don't know, this is risky because we're on the air right now. Can Ray please take a half step? Amy and Morgan, I guess yeah, I'm not gonna let them unless you say yes, yes, yes, yes, Yeah, I'm not guys, I'm not pressuring you to say yes. No pressure yes, Morgan. Yeah, it's fine, Ray take take a half step. They were having a conversation about dating. Okay, I think you can take an I think it's a quarter step, think another quarter step about Morgan's dating. Oh okay, let's hold there, Amy, no or Na?
Oh, Nonna?
That's when that's okay? Fair enough, fair enough, Na.
She's passionate too about it.
Yes, that's why I wanted to slowly walk on the.
What did you know what it is?
Now?
Give me a hint.
No, I'll tell you later.
Oh wow, it must be you guys gotta be careful talking around mics that are hot near you or on.
I think that was the day that the mics were messing up, because I don't think I knew that was happening.
I also I also remember looking at Amy and be like, nope, nope, okay, I shut it down.
And so there's nothing else that we're allowed.
I can't well wait, so does Ray have this recorded? I?
He says he has audio.
Yes.
I don't know what it is. I don't know what even the tea is. But I don't want to get anybody in trouble. So, and no one's gonna get in trouble like fined or fired or.
Yeah, and let's not walk down this one.
Okay, no walking at all, no audio, ray, because I would give it away.
Right Ray.
Yes, I will just take the tea leaves and put them back in my pocket for a later date.
Okay, at a later date. We're just gonna we're gonna burns.
This is tea that never gets even tasted.
This won't be funny down the road.
No, I mean.
Yeah, we can laugh about even if you make jokes about JFK sassination now and it feels weird, but they do after all that time. They're like comedians will be like, oh the dope, who's the guy in the hill. You don't think there'll ever be a time Morgan we can address this.
Nah, I'm good. I share a lot of that, but this this one, I'm good on Wow.
That means maybe yes, No means no. No means no you said nah no, Okay, we were so close.
This is huge.
It's not huge, it's just it's it's just this is something that I'm protecting other things.
So I'm just not gonna walk down this one.
Is it something that could mature into something else or is it something that's dead and over and you just don't like that it happened.
No, just like dead and over, it's just not necessary to bring up because it's not there's nothing to it.
It's just not worth bringing up.
Can I check back in thirty days?
Yeah?
I mean I'm still gonna say no, but yeah.
You can, kay uh, please mark on the calendar to check back in thirty days. Morgan's no possible. Nah, Ray, I think you found some tea. You found some exotic tea that I don't think we've ever had to drink on the show. And maybe we're not ready for it yet.
I mean, does he go back and listen to every thing recorded ever got?
But if that's what he does, if if he has his headphones on, he was just listening. He's the head of audio. But I would say again to everybody in the room, and this part's to Lunchbox, don't curse in the room, yeah, because you never know, And don't say things anywhere near a microphone that you don't want to be recorded, even if you think the microphone's off. I don't like all my stuff out of the room. Want to talk about about all you guys out of the room. That's smart or on the air, one of the two. Okay, So we'd in no solid no Morgan, yeah solid no, Okay, no tea was spilled. We didn't. The cup is still full, so ray, thank you for trying. But that was an attempt at spill the tea.
Let spill the tea, Bobbed Bones show Sorry. Up today, this story comes up from San Francisco, California. Pokemon cards are a big deal. Everyone wants Pokemon cards. Well, there's a vending machine that sells Pokemon cards and it's restocked every Monday morning. So there's two guys waiting for the Pokemon machine and they start fighting and fighting, and there's a viral video of them wrestling in the middle of the store over who gets to use the machine first.
Now I think you think it's a big goof here because it's Pokemon, right, Oh yeah, I mean these what if it were what if it were baseball cards, would it be slightly less goofy less goofy? Now, these Pokemon cards are worth what baseball cards are worth. It's just significant value if you get a good one. So what if it were meeting greets with teen moms?
Oh that's different men, actual person.
Yes, but still it's a value. And I'm sure they were just fighting about a line. I also get really offended when someone cuts a line.
Yeah, well, police had to be called to determine who was in line first. They had to review the surveillance.
For What's funny is being first doesn't mean you're gonna get the best card though, because it's a random machine. I've seen these machines. Yes, they're still boneheads.
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Thank you, guys, by everybody. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
